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[PART NINE] & Some News
Mark Zuckerberg
oresteia wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

rather than meeting the girls for drinks they stay in and have sex instead. after the "now is their anything you need to tell me"line mark says yes and tells wardo how he feels about him. i think the scene in the film is laden with sexual tension and this would be the perfect solution.

Eduardo/Mark or [RPF] Andrew/Jesse, crack



Mark/Eduardo transgender!mark fic

Mark is portrayed as being very oblivious to a lot of social norms/social interactions. This stems from the fact that he was actually born female and spent much of his time growing up feeling isolated/insecure because of this. He eventually figures out what's wrong and comes downstairs one day, chest bound and hair cut off and calmly tells his mom that his name is really Mark, and he's hacked the various records he needs to hack in order for it to be legal. His parents basically blink and are like: "um, whaa? okay?".

He goes to Harvard but still doesn't know much social norms/interactions and basically throws himself into his computer science stuff. Everything happens the same way, except at some point he's signing his name on some legal documents and somebody finds out that he never legally changed his name, just hacked the system.

They mention this in front of Chris/Dustin/Sean etc and this is the first time those guys had any clue that Mark is trans.

Ends with Mark/Eduardo getting together, hopefully!

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Ohhhhh my god, please.

Mark, double penetration

Mark fucks himself with two dildos and imagines (possibly even remembers and reminisces) getting double penetrated. Someone can also walk in on him doing so.

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nnnnngauxbsmskfbsad /actually goes braindead

Chris; eating disorder

It's difficult for Chris to be so goddamn perfect all the fucking time. How long until someone notices?

I'm having a bad time with my recovery, lately. I'm at the highest weight I've been in the last nine years, and it's hard to handle. I just need something to relate to. Please?

fucking perfect - 1/?

hello, everyone! so this is the fill. i want to say, beforehand - warnings for an eating disorder (in specific, bulimia) and the thoughts behind one with said disorder. possibly triggering, i'm not sure.

i hope this is adequate. (and i'm sorry if you were intending anorexia; i have no frame of reference for that and wouldn't know how to do it justice.)

Chris is out of control.

He doesn't know what to do and he's holding everyone together - fucking all of them, Mark and Dustin and Eduardo - and he's ready to snap, shaking with - with everything.

He eats too much, one night, and finds himself bent over the toilet, fingers down his throat (again).

I thought I was over this.

He looks down and feels only disgust and nausea, creeping up on him, and he's suddenly petrified that he's been heard, that someone's going to pad in, ask Are you okay? and he's going to have to lie like he did when he was younger, when he was in high school (when he didn't have this control, didn't have any of it, only had the constant stress pulling at him, eating at him).

He brushes his teeth, doesn't look at himself in the mirror, stares down at himself.

He's disgusted and he doesn't know why, doesn't want to see but can't look away.

(He knows what's going to happen, now.

It's the beginning of the end - the end of an ending, of a chapter that he'd thought he'd closed.)

He stares down and barely manages to look up, the briefest of glances, and he feels his stomach twist, churn upon itself.

He wants to get everything out, needs to maintain some modicum of control, now, needs to stop feeling so fucking helpless.

But he has nothing left to get rid of and so he runs a hand through his hair, runs his tongue over his teeth, manages to make it to his bed without falling over.


He can't sleep, that night.

He lies and he thinks and he wants to reach out, to tell someone about this, but he doesn't - can't.

It's almost comfortable, coming back to this, to what he knows so well. He learned, too young, how to do all of this, navigate it. He can avoid the questions, can avoid the constant worry that he knows will abound.

(He doesn't know if that's necessarily better.)

He doesn't want to feel helpless, and so - if this is what he needs to do, this is what he'll do.

He's disgusted but he can't fix it, can't fucking be expected to fix everything.

He can focus on them, on his friends, and worry about himself later.

(It isn't as though he matters.)


He wakes up to eggs cooking.

Eduardo's in the kitchen and Chris pads in, yawning, and he feels his stomach turn at the sight but he sits down as though nothing's wrong.

Eduardo sets a plate in front of him and he eats too much, far fucking too much, and he's disgusted, sick.

"Shower," he says, and he turns it on and throws up until he can't anymore, and his teeth are scraping against his fingers and he knows there'll be a mark, later.

After, he sits with his face pressed against the rim of the bowl, and he wants to cry, or heave, or something, but he can't move.

He didn't get rid of everything, can feel it bubbling beneath the surface - he's too big for his skin, for the world - has to be smaller, more compact, has to has to has to.

He finally manages to drag himself up, actually gets in the shower, feels like shit.

He can hear them laughing outside the bathroom and he's overwhelmed, entirely overwhelmed.

But this is his problem, not theirs, and - and so when he's through he wears a smile on his face and walks out.

He has to.

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eduardo/mark; eduardo walks on their wedding.

like mr. big walked out on carrie. they always wanted to get married then eduardo proposed, so mark thought he should give him the wedding of his dreams. except it got too big (they have a 500+ guest list! they're getting married at the la observatory! chris might have encouraged the decorator to go overboard! there is a fireworks show! they're both wearing matching orada tuxes!), and eduardo started panicking (maybe some past issues rose up, like gretchen being offhandedly saying, "call me if you get a divorce!" or something at the pre-wedding party), but mark didn't notice because he thought this was what eduardo wanted.

so eduardo walks out and mark is humiliated and trying to keep it together and chris and dustin don't know what to do. eduardo then realizes, "hold on! i am being silly! i love mark! a big wedding shouldn't matter, i should be thinking of the marriage that comes after!" and comes back (like mr. big tried to) but too late mark HATES him again now and dustin glares at him (like charlotte lulz) and so mark, dustin, chris and sean (parker) go off to mark's honeymoon and it's painful, much moping and drinking happens and they have to convince mark not to hack into eduardo's bank accounts (but they secretly want to ruin his life too). then they all come back and eduardo begs for his forgiveness. make eduardo WORK for it.

i'd love a happy ending but not before the looooooong angst fest. and maybe they end up having a simple wedding at city hall too.

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oh my, I want it? *_*

Eduardo/Mark, Spring Break in New York City

We know that the meetings didn't go well, what, if any, fall-out occurred?

Mark only goes with Eduardo to NY to placate him and really only has one thing in mind when he realizes that they'd be sharing a hotel room. Lots of UST.



um, yeah, this "bromance" made me incredibly jealous and i'd imagine it would make eduardo so, too, ESPECIALLY IF HE WAS THE ONE TO INTRODUCE THEM.


rpf, jesse/andrew

wedding fic!


Mark makes comments about how samey the sex they have is, Eduardo rents a hotel room and fucks Mark six different ways before check out.

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eduardo/cameron; the kirkland suite deals with it.

so eduardo starts dating cameron who is peerrrffffeeecccctttttt and beautiful and wants to impress his friends, so he starts hanging out at the kirkland suite, to the astonishment of dustin and the annoyance of mark (chris is amused). and cameron isn't some dumb kid mark can tear to shreads, he's smart and literate and sweet and really, a fucking disney prince who doesn't mind hanging out with eduardo's dorky friends on a friday night (maybe playing video games, or watching shark week, but he draws the line at pot, because well, student athlete and everything), because he loves eduardo and wants to feel comfortable with his friends. especially mark, who is eduardo's best friend. sometimes he drags tyler and divya along too, who are a little less willing to hang out with these plebes (although that chris hughes is kind of cute, huh).

don't make it unrequited mark/eduardo, just make mark and eduardo bff or platonic soul mates or w/ever. and then the winkleveii help with starting up facebook and they form the company like good, mature people. you could even make this chris/cameron if you wanted.

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AHHH i love this, anon. i also really want eduardo to be all handsy and PDA-y and cameron be like "dude, dude, c'mon" and dustin like "YOU DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE YOU HAVE A SINGLE THEY'RE SPECIFICALLY CREATED FOR SEXING. GO AWAY."

except they never do and it's adorable.

also, no unrequited mark/eduardo FTFW!

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Five times Mark & Eduardo have frantic sex is awkward places, and one time they do it nice and slow.


eduardo or mark is the cashier at a local supermarket (maybe they're paying their way through school/college/work/whatever and the other comes in shopping. the items they buy vary. (if eduardo ends up the cashier i want him to be all like 'this is all clearly unhealthy for you' and if it's mark i just want him to be rude about the items). whatever happens, i just want them to become friends/something more.

bonus points if the cashier worries when the buyer doesn't come in sometime. extra bonus points for the buyer just hanging around at odd times - LEARNING THE CASHIER'S BREAK TIMES.

tl;dr: one is a cashier, the other is a shopper. over time they ~get it on.

I wrote this for thesocialbbang over here.

I saw the prompt when you posted it and thought it was adorable, so when I needed something to write I immediately thought of this. It was so much fun to write, thanks for the great prompt!

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harvard era. they go to a bar and do body shots!


sorry mods

andrew/jesse; arranged marriage

Jesse knew that someday that he would have to give up his life to please another person. It's what an arranged marriage does.

So in the mean time he is going to do what he wants, like acting in the new Fincher film about Facebook. So what if he has to move in with his fiancee for the duration of the film? He could live with that.

So he moves in and waves hi at the back of the "attractive, nameless British guy" (his mother's words, not his)cooking in the kitchen and goes and locks himself in his room until the next morning before he does the table read.

Imagine his shock when "attractive, nameless British guy" turns out to be Andrew Garfield, aka, his new co-star who is trying.

in other words: How Jesse deals with acting in an angsty love story, living with a fiancee who he has to pretend to hate on screen, raising kittens/foster cats, bad (and questionable) sex advice from Emma, and how to tell if it's love or honor that keeps Andrew around.

aka: the one where i have no shame

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[rpf] andrew/jesse/emma, double penetration, threesome, pegging

fuck it, i'm not gonna anon, NO SHAME.

andrew and emma (who has a strap-on) double penetrate jesse.


/hides forever

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Pleeeeease, someone!


So Eduardo keeps walking in on Mark while Mark's getting dressed, or right out of the shower or in several states of undress, etc and getting flustered because he doesn't want Mark to think he's doing it on purpose like some kind of perv, obviously! It has nothing to do with how sometimes Mark pops into his head when he's jerking off, or with the increasingly graphic dreams he keeps having about him, or with his not-at-all platonic feelings toward Mark. Or so he keeps telling himself.

I apologize for this insane and tl;dr prompt /0\


the real reason eduardo knew that erica and mark broke up so soon? it wasn't because of the blog, it was because eduardo is erica.

like curtis from misfits, he's got the power of gender transformation ( using his power, he becomes erica in order to date mark. after a while, he gets sick and tired and initiates the bitter bar break-up because he wants mark to love him as eduardo, not as erica.
so he plays the supportive but also very hands-on and flirty best friend after the breakup, hoping somewhere deep down inside that mark will realize that eduardo's the one he loves.
happy ending or not is up to you.

partially inspired by misfits, but mostly by watching tsn with a friend who, during the second bar scene with erica, shouted, I BET SHE AND EDUARDO ARE THE SAME PERSON BECAUSE THIS IS DAVID FINCHER AND FIGHT CLUB AND YEAH

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I wonder how this could be canon-compliant considering Eduardo and Erica are both in the same scene once and she must have had some sort of independent life for her FB page to exist. I just wonder because I gotten excited about the idea of this part of this prompt continuing post-deposition. How would Eduardo react to Mark reaching out to Erica/him at this particular moment etc?

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Any/Eduardo, Law of diminishing returns

So there are some really cool fics featuring computer science/IT/programming and I'd really love to see something similar but econ related

ie law of diminishing returns
The tendency for a continuing application of effort or skill toward a particular project or goal to decline in effectiveness after a certain level of result has been achieved. (See how sad it is!)

I've only ever taken an introductory econ course for engineering students so my knowledge is extremely limited but I'd adore something more advanced or expert-y that I can ~learn~ from :)))
haha strange prompt or strangest prompt?

[RPF] Jesse/Justin Bartha

What if Justin's the one Jesse's been in a relationship with for 7 years (no hate towards Anna)?

Would love to see fluffy, bffs in love fic where Jesse takes Justin to all the award shows. Bonus points if Jesse wins an award and Justin takes him home to ~celebrate.

reposting from part 2:

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YES. I just want some Jesse/Justin in my life.

[RPF] Andrew/Emma, Andrew/Jesse

Andrew has such a big heart that he is in the habit of falling in love with his co-stars; Jesse understood why Andrew loved Emma the first time he met her, they even reached an agreement that meant that they were both happy - the problem is Andrew is about to move onto his next big movie and the pair of them don't want to lose him to another co-star.

Mark/Eduardo Fire damaged

The fire went out of control and it burnt Eduardo badly.

Mark/Eduardo HC

Hopefully this hasn't been requested before.

Eduardo was raped in New York, thrown out of his own company and lost his friendship with Mark. He's just fed up.

H/C please


"But I wanted to thank you for helping me, 'cause it made me do a lot of thinking. What I realized is why I'm such an asshole all the time. I'm an asshole because I'm angry. I'm angry because I have all of these feelings. Feelings for you that I'm afraid of dealing with because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences. And Eduardo... I can't go into interior design. I just can't."
"I understand that."
"Do you understand what I'm trying to say here?"
"No, not really."
"I want to be with you. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. I mean, you know what happened to Chris at this school."
"Mark, if anybody were to ever make fun of you, you would either kick their ass or slash them with your vicious, vicious words."
"Yeah, I know, but I'm so afraid of what everyone will say behind my back. Still, I have to accept that I love you. I love you, and I don't want to be with Sean or Dustin or any of those other guys. I just want you. Please say you love me back. Please."
"Of course I love you, I do. And I would totally be with you if it weren't for Christy. Mark, you have to know, if Christy and I were to ever break up, and I'm lucky enough that you're still single..."
"I am so yours, proudly so."


Oh, yeah. Second it.


Post-deposition and reconciliation, Mark, Eduardo, Dustin, and Chris have a weekly/monthly poker game (because Dustin got drunk and watched too much late night cable), only they don't bet money. What would be the point? So they bet favors, bets, etc—wingman duties, no red vines for a week, etc.

And then, one night, Mark bets his V card.

Eduardo wins the hand.

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I don't actually know how poker works. I apologize for that. Also, this is stupidly sappy, but I hope you like it anyway, OP!

Disclaimer: These are not my characters or the real people.

In a shocking turn of events, the idea was initially Dustin's.

He'd been complaining for a long while about his insomnia leading to watching too much bad TV late at night, and one day he'd burst into work, into Mark's office (and, seriously, what the fuck, don't people realize he has work to do?) and demanded they start a poker game.

Mark had refused.

Chris and Eduardo had both given in, and so Mark relented, grumbling the whole way.

And it's sort of - fun, he supposes. If you like things like that.


"I bet my duties as a slave to whomever wins," Dustin says, grinning around at all of them.

They don't bet money. What would be the point? They tried that, initially, but they're all obscenely rich and money loses its value, after a while. (Or something.)

Instead, it's favors, duties. Dustin suggested strip poker but a slightly pink Eduardo had vetoed that nearly instantly.

They play the game and Chris wins, choosing Dustin (again, in a shocking turn of events, Mark thinks, rolling his eyes). His eyes slide to Wardo, smiling at the both of them, and wonders what he'd have made Eduardo do.

(Eduardo, panting above him -

"Mark, Mark, please."

He could make Eduardo beg.

He closes his eyes, shaking his head. He's known he's gay for a good while now, or something, but he's never actually gone all the way with a guy.

He looks around, considering.

With a smirk on his face that he can't manage to keep fully intact, he says, "I bet - my virginity," and it comes out less sure than he'd hoped.

Dustin's staring at him. "What?"

"Well, I mean - I've had sex with girls but - not a guy, and - I don't know, I figure this is a better way to get rid of it than - than a club, or something." He trips over his words and stares down at his feet, swallowing. "And I trust you."

And perhaps it's something to do with the fact that he does find all of them appealing, at least a bit. He - fuck, he loves them all, in the least sappy way he can say that.

Mark swallows, and can't keep his eyes off of Wardo as he says, "So, yes. There's that." He looks up. "Is that - all right?"

He hears a low, breathed out Fuck and knows it's Wardo; for a moment, he entertains the possibility that Wardo wants to be the one as much as Mark wants him to.

They play.

Mark forces himself to breathe.

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