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[PART NINE] & Some News
Mark Zuckerberg
oresteia wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

Mark/Eduardo – Eduardo as the friend’s brother.

"1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her."

Eduardo is Dustin half-brother -same daddy (half Brazilian he still grew up there with his mum because she married Mr. Saverin & he "adopted" Eduardo). Therefore Eduardo is off limit forever for Mark (because yes the law still apply with a brother), Mark doesn’t get it.

Basically Dustin trying to burn that law in Mark’s brain (possibly throw him at Erica), Mark being his usual self (and Eduardo is a guy, not a sister, also only half-brother).Eduardo is (possibly) oblivious about all of it.

Crack or angst is fine.
(The lawsuit could still happen or not at all.)
(the law comes from this of course: )

Re: Mark/Eduardo – Eduardo as the friend’s brother.

This prompt has been taunting me... I'm having all sorts of ideas.

Would Eduardo and Dustin be close? They would have a bigger age difference, or more like a OTH-ish difference? Maybe Mr. Saverin could be their dad? Would it be allowed to be slightly crack, and maybe with references to OTH? So. Many. Ideas.

Talk to me, prompter!


eduardo wants to take things slow with mark, which means no sex until the third date (proper wine-and-dining dates! hanging out with chis and dustin doesn't count as dates, mark!). mark thinks that's ridiculous and that eduardo needs to fuck him asap. UST UST UST.

Re: eduardo/mark

This needs to happen.


So there are quite a few porn vids of girls masturbating together but not touching, just watching each other or just laying next to each other.

Sounds kinda lame, but I really want this with E/M. Maybe they fall asleep together and wake up all close, I don't care about the plot of it. lol I just want sexually frustrated boys touching themselves, maybe their legs brushing or something, both too scared to go any further with it but extremely turned on and desperate to come. PLEASE.

Re: Eduardo/Mark

Omg. Yes, please!

Andrew/Jesse Adventureland AU

Very sorry if this has already been requested, but I'm watching Adventureland and can't get this idea out of my head.

I just want Jesse as the sweet, shy guy looking for that someone special and having to work at a shitty theme park, and meeting that someone special, who turns out to be Andrew.

Maybe Andrew moved over from the US when his dad remarried and has some/all of Em's issues with parents and relationships.

Bonus points for Justin as Mike, perhaps Emma as Lisa P.?

Now worries if no one wants to go that deeply into that/wants to leave those characters out/would prefer other people as those characters roles, it would just be amazing to see this as an AU!



Mark/Eduardo; “Notes for Canto CXX” by Ezra Pound

I have tried to write Paradise

Do not move
Let the wind speak
that is paradise.

Let the Gods forgive what I
have made
Let those I love try to forgive
what I have made.

Mark/Eduardo, BBC Sherlock AU

Mark is a detective who thinks that he might be a sociopath. Eduardo is his only friend. Mark has one friend.

Re: Mark/Eduardo, BBC Sherlock AU

Seriously, someone fill this. I need all the Sherlock/TSN AU's

[rpf] andrew/jesse

college au-ish
andrew and jesse broke up a year ago, so why is it that when andrew has to find someone to play his love interest in his short film project, he's the only person he can think of?
(no, it's totally normal, okay? jesse's an actor, they're both actors, they can totally make out without ~feelings coming back, right? like, onscreen pretend-fucking totally isn't going to remind either of them of former real-life-fucking, and holding hands definitely isn't going to give andrew butterflies in his stomach... right?)

Eduardo/Mark or Andrew/Jesse, They Have A Sherlock/Irene Sort of Relationship

See, people often think that Wardo is the John to Mark's Sherlock. but now. omg after Belgravia, i think i want a Sherlock!Wardo and Irene!Mark. or the other way around works, too. huh. in fact, i think the other way around works so much lovelier. its just i need one of them to be the elusive criminal and the other one be this neutral party falling hard for the criminal but he just wont admit it and is all passive aggressive about it.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

COLLEGE AU! Because there can never be enough of that!

For this one, I want a lot of angsty unrequited love shit happening, and maybe jealousy too. I want either Jesse or Andrew to start acting out because they don't think the other feels the same.

Mark/Eduardo – fusion with Fringe

Eduardo as Cortexiphan test subject. He is activated after the lawsuits -possibly years after but Mark & him never reconciliated. His panic (his abilities could be telekinesis & pyrokinesis like Olivia or anything else) makes him moves between worlds; he ends up in the alternate universe.

In the other universe, alternate!Eduardo Saverin is caught in Amber (or dead) & never met alternate!Mark.

Alternate!Mark still created a network called Facebook, though it may be different from the one in our world but used by literally everybody (even Bishop Dynamic &/or the Pattern).
Eduardo (dealing with “OMFG I’m in another universe & apparently dead here & they have a special unit to track down people from my universe because I’m that lucky!”) tries to find a way back & to survive in this world without attracting too much attention.

Of course, he meets alternate!Mark (working for his company? in a coffee shop? anything). Eduardo decides to “use” alternate!Mark to get information/find a way back but get tangled in between because of course alternate!Mark ends up in love with him and once he understand what Eduardo wants/tries to do doesn’t want to let him go back (bonus if Eduardo wonder at some point if he even wants to go back).

On our side, Olivia & Peter investigate the mysterious disappearance of Eduardo Saverin & Mark keeps hacking their computers & massive dynamics without any cares (because Eduardo disappeared and that’s not right).

Whether Eduardo goes back to his world or not is up to any glorious soul willing to write something about this.

Bonus: despite being slightly different from Mark (more ruthless because of the dying world? A bit more social skills? Anything I’m not picky just not OOC), alternate!Mark is mostly the same & Eduardo handles him better than anyone in the alternate!world.
Alternate!Mark is both stunned & scared by that (but older & more appreciative than Harvard!Mark).
(If alternate!Eduardo is in Amber -ergo not dead despite the official state of the contrary- a ridiculously happy ending could happen of course… Boston was Quarantined in Amber at an Unknown Point in Time/ Harvard Yard- Quarantined in 1989/ Madison Square Garden- Quarantined in 1999…)

Uh, sorry for that monster prompt…

Re: Mark/Eduardo – fusion with Fringe


Mark/Eduardo – Eduardo doesn’t know what he want for himself.


“I spent so little time thinking about myself that I realise now: I have no idea what I want for myself.”

(Or Eduardo, after the lawsuits, trying to figure out what he wants for himself – not for his father/family expectation nor because of Mark’s. Mark/Eduardo is a bonus. It can be unrequired, UST, or past, or even pre-slash.)

Re: Mark/Eduardo – Eduardo doesn’t know what he want for himself.

I still totally want this. Particularly if Eduardo becomes a rock star (

Eduardo/Mark, comeplay

Eduardo has this thing about his come leaking out of Mark.
Most of the time he gets hard again and fucks Mark for a second time.
Mark's not complaining.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, comeplay

omg yes

Eduardo/Mark, slave!au

stealing prompts from other kinkmemes LIKE A BOSS.

AU (it could be a dystopian AU, or not, your choice!) Eduardo is into gambling; he's smart and he's good at it, and he has won and lost fortunes in a night. One evening he winds up playing with entirely the wrong crowd, the kind of people that make him feel he’ll be lucky to get out of there with his life – let alone anything else. Except he ends up winning, but what's even more unexpected is the announced prize: an abused slave with curly hair and mesmerizing blue eyes.

Or, the one where Eduardo wins Mark in a card game; H/C and angst and issues of conscience ensue.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, slave!au

I need this so much...especially if there is hints of mob boss Eduardo. You know, being loosely affiliated and all.
And Mark is all lie "Your record keeping sucks. And you have no way to talk to other criminals. Letters are too old-fashion."

rpf jesse/andrew

woke up married/accidentally getting married.

Re: rpf jesse/andrew


Mark/Eduardo – back to front


“-You used to fancy me… when did you stop?
-When did you get over me? How can you make yourself stop loving someone? I mean you said you loved me.”

Basically: Eduardo was in love with Mark, Mark wasn’t in love with Eduardo.
Post lawsuit, Eduardo moved on, for real, and so did Mark, and so when they met years later it didn’t hurt and they manage to be almost friendly with each other. Except this time Mark fall in love (or realise he was all along) with Eduardo, and everything goes backward.
(a few years after the lawsuits is good or in their middle thirties. Happy ending, or not happy ending, or bittersweet ending, I don’t quite care about that.)

bonus: the realisation that he is in love is not sweeter to Mark than was the 0.03% to Eduardo.


Following the laptop smashing scene, Eduardo is panicking. He really doesn't want to lose Facebook, doesn't want to lose Mark. What follows is shameless, desperate, manipulative "Don't Dilute My Shares, Please Let Me Stay" sex.

Re: Eduardo/Mark

A++, omg seconded.

Re: Eduardo/Mark (Anonymous) Expand


due to a convenient Plot Device, mark and eduardo are unable to touch each other. it's only when they can't that they realise they actually want to.

prefer post-movie pre/mid-reconciliation but will also accept harvard!times with ~glossing over the betrayal because est. relationship ending would be amazing

Re: eduardo/mark

this is a great prompt

Eduardo/Mark, tw: homophobia

AU. Eduardo and Mark meet at a "gay conversion" center and fall in love.


How about a fic in which Mark and Eduardo are texting, and one of them gets his message autocorrected to something that sounds like a sexual proposition.


n. [Brit. wallesia] a condition characterized by scanning faces in a crowd looking for a specific person who would have no reason to be there, which is your brain’s way of checking to see whether they’re still in your life, subconsciously patting its emotional pockets before it leaves for the day.

girl!Mark/Eduardo, subby!Wardo

I just want girl!Mark domming the shit out of Eduardo

FILL: Every Woman Has an Itch (1/2)

Warnings: D/s, spanking. Very explicit sex.

A/N: Ahem, this is… No, I really don’t know what this is since I don’t even like gender switch.

Disclaimer: This work is based on the characters as portrayed in the movie The Social Network, not real people. And, obviously, I’m not making any money from this. Title from Recoil's Breath Control.

Every Woman Has an Itch

Marcia Zuckerberg traces Eduardo Saverin’s spine with the end of her new crop.

“Have you misbehaved, Eduardo?” she asks, her voice neutral.

She might as well be asking about the weather.


“Yes, what?” she demands, striking Eduardo across his ass with the crop.

Eduardo’s body shakes. His arms look as though they might give in but he holds himself together. Breathing, Eduardo stills his frame.

“Yes, mistress,” Eduardo amends.

“And how,” Marcia starts, trailing the crop down to the patch of skin where Eduardo’s ass meets his balls. “Did you misbehave, Mr Saverin?”

From where she stands, Marcia can see Eduardo’s adam apple bob.

“I… I touched myself.”

“I didn’t give you permission to do that, now did I?”


“So, you do deserve to be punished, then.”

Marcia doesn’t wait for Eduardo to answer. She hits him once, twice.

“But perhaps I shouldn’t be using this.” She bends to show Eduardo the crop. Then, she says, their noses almost touching, “After all, I want you to last a little longer.”

Putting down the crop, Marcia reaches for the paddle.

“On your stomach, Eduardo,” she orders.

Stretching his arms and legs, Eduardo does as he’s told.

“I’m not going to tie you up this time. You’re going to have to keep still on your own, can you do that for me?”

“Yes, mistress.”

Marcia nods, pleased with herself.

“Now, we’ve discussed this, have we not? You get fifteen slaps for disobeying me.”

“Yes, mistress.”

“Very well.”

Raising the paddle, Marcia strikes the fleshy skin if Eduardo’s ass. She strikes right at the very bottom of Eduardo’s ass, very close to his legs but not quite there. Marcia strikes with expertise, knowing exactly what the blows does to Eduardo.

Eduardo, who groans loud enough for it to be almost a scream.

“Quiet, Eduardo.”

She strikes again, the other cheek.

She doesn’t pause before the third time.

“How did you do it?” she asks as she hits Eduardo for the fourth time.

“I-I- In the bathroom.”

She hums.

“And what did you touch?”

She spanks Eduardo again.

The skin is rapidly becoming a bright shade of red that never quite ceases to fascinate her. Marcia feels a rush down her spine as she watches Eduardo squirm as the paddle hits him a sixth time.

“Answer me, Eduardo.”

“My cock, mistress.”

She strikes hard across both cheeks.

“Is that so? Anything else?”

Eduardo vehemently shakes his head.

“Answer me with words.”

“N—aahh. N-no.”

“How long did it take for you to come?”

“Ten, ten minutes.”

“Really, that long?” she asks and smirks before spanking Eduardo again.

“Ye— ah, ah. Yes, mistress.”

Marcia strikes right where she spanked him first, where she knows it hurts the most.

“Oh, god,” Eduardo moans.

This time, Eduardo’s knees bend forward as his body shakes. Like that, Marcia catches a glimpse of Eduardo’s dick, long and hard. It makes her mouth water and she almost wants to stop right then and there.

But she, too, needs to control herself.

“You’re being a bad boy, Mr Saverin. What did say about moving?”

She lays down the paddle and takes a fistful of Eduardo’s hair.

Yanking his head back, she hisses in his ear, “What did I say about keeping still, Eduardo?”

“That I should handle it on my own,” Eduardo answers in one rushed breath.

“Yes, I said that. Now stretch your legs and don’t move. You just earned yourself five extra spanks.”

She hits Eduardo twice in the blink of a eye. Eduardo squirms and moans under her paddle.

Soon, she thinks.

And indeed, it takes one more strike across both cheeks for Eduardo to scream.

“Oh, god, stop,” he pleads. “Please, please, Mark, please.”

Marcia smirks.

“If you don’t want the pain, then you should behave, Eduardo.”

With that, she spanks Eduardo again.

Edited at 2012-01-12 05:20 am (UTC)


we seriously need more kink in hurr.

ANYTHING with super desperate, willing, submissive, slutty jesse.


Eduardo/Mark/Sean, Eduardo/Sean, threesome

Palo Alto summer era... So, Mark wants to have a threesome. He's with Eduardo, but all that Parker hero worship has kind of turned into him jerking off thinking about Sean and eagerly showing him stuff and, in general, having a really Mark-ish crush on him.

Mark talks Eduardo into the idea, even though he's extremely hesitant.

But Sean ends up being a hell of a lot more interested in getting Eduardo off than Mark. They have fucking mindblowing sex and Eduardo comes harder than he ever has and they wake up all unconsciously curled together, Eduardo sighing sleepily into Sean's chest, Mark dead to the world next to them on the bed.


Need this threesome pleeeaseee

fill | you can call me trouble 1/?

The first time Mark realizes he has a problem is the second or third time Eduardo comes out to Palo Alto to visit. For the first time in a long time Mark is acutely aware of his body - he’d been unconsciously ignoring basic hygienic and biological functions in favor of keeping up with the code, but now it’s a lot harder to ignore basic needs, because he’s naked on his bed and Eduardo has Mark’s dick in his hand.

That’s distracting enough on it’s own. Or, it would be, if Mark were able to look down and see anything besides Sean’s head bobbing between his legs.

That’s the distracting part.

It’s - he’s dating Eduardo, is kind of the thing. He’s not actually hooking up with Sean. Sean, who is probably, at this moment, either fucking a sorority girl on the couch or plotting kittenish revenge tactics that he actually believes to be on the same level as like. A serial killer.

Eduardo is jerking him off and smiling at him, and Mark rolls his eyes heavenward and stares at the pockmarked, white ceiling and tries to put Sean out of his mind, cheeks flushed. “C’mon,” he mutters at Eduardo when it proves futile, darting quick glances back and forth from Eduardo’s mouth to the ceiling. Eduardo has a nice mouth.

“What?” Eduardo breathes back, working his hand over Mark the way he has so many times in the past, the way that has always brought him off with efficiency and left him seeing starts. Tonight, it isn’t doing it for him.

“You know what would make this the best handjob ever?” Mark asks, fixing Eduardo with a long stare. Eduardo arches an eyebrow. “If you used your mouth,” Mark supplies, like that should be obvious, and while Eduardo sighs and looks very much put-upon, he ducks his head down to take Mark into his mouth, beginning with gentle suction that is wrong, and when Mark buries his hand in Eduardo’s hair it is straight and wrong and when Mark moves them to his shoulders they are narrow and wrong, and Mark comes eventually, but it isn’t satisfying, not by any means.

Eduardo is rubbing his sore jaw and looking like he expects something, so Mark shoots him a puzzled look and curls his toes, stretching. He yawns. “Y’know what we should do?”

“Jerk me off, at least,” Eduardo mumbles, but Mark ignores him, waving a dismissive hand in his general direction.

“Have a threesome,” he exhales, not risking a glance over at Eduardo to see his reaction. “Don’t you think that would be fun?”

“Fun,” Eduardo repeats slowly, and Mark cracks one eye open to peer up at Eduardo. He doesn’t look angry by any means, which is kind of surprising. Then again, Eduardo is the one always trying to get him to fuck on the back porch or begging Mark to tie him up or hold him down and make him take it.


“With- with a guy?” Eduardo asks after a long moment of silence, his Adam’s apple bobbing in his throat. “Like... someone we know?”

Mark pushes up on his elbow then, staring at Eduardo with both of his eyes wide open, his gaze blank. He blinks. Could it be possible that Eduardo had the same idea Mark had, all along? Could it really be that Eduardo was as attracted to Sean as Mark was, his bones burning with it-

The thought made him flushed and unsettled.

“I was thinking Sean,” Mark says bluntly, finally. “If he’s up for it. But he does have a lot of... experience. With these types of things.”

It feels a lot like opening a can of worms.

Either Eduardo hadn’t been thinking the same thing as Mark all along, or he’s gotten a lot better at his poker face, because he visibly reels back. “Sean? Yeah?” Something in Mark’s chest loosens at his obvious shock, but the tightness doesn’t stop him from nodding firmly.

“Yeah. I’ll talk to him tomorrow, if you want.” If you want. It was a formality, really. His tone wasn’t questioning.

“Okay,” Eduardo had breathed back, looking a little nervous, but- excited. Like the first time Mark had walked him around the house out here and then fucked him in the pool. “Tomorrow.”


Eduardo/Mark Street Hustler AU

Sean gets more and more frustrated that Mark keeps on rejecting every girl and guy he presents to him when they go out, but one night before a big party Sean stops and picks up a tall, dark and elegant man from the street and gives him a lot of money to seduce Mark. He doesn't look like a whore and when Mark meets him, Sean can see he is interested.

Eduardo/Mark The Hangover AU

5 years after the movie, and Chris is getting married. Dustin plans the greatest bachelor-party in the world, and he aims for Vegas. He manages to get Eduardo there, and for Eduardo and Mark to be somewhat civil to each other. 12 hours later they wake up in a ruined suite and Chris is missing. Everyone has blackouts, so they must retrace their steps throughout the night. What happens next is up to you!


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