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[PART NINE] & Some News
Mark Zuckerberg
oresteia wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))

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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.


When I was younger, you never said when I was older, I'd feel helpless
When I was younger, you always said that as I got older, you'd always be there
When I was younger, I used to care about everything that my father said
When I was younger, I never thought that when I was older, I'd see you give up
When I was younger, I only dreamed that when I got older, you'd be proud of me>
actually this entire album gives me eduardo/mark/tsn vibes and i kind of want to ficify the entire thing but seriously, this song is so wardo it hurts and i want to see someone's interpretation

disillusioned and angry eduardo reflects on how naive he was at harvard and how he just wants to show his dad and mark that he's worth something so they'll finally be proud of him.

mark/eduardo mpreg

I'm pregnant and you're not here.

In which Mark is pregnant when s/he moves to california, and Eduardo learns to decide for himself. Could be mpreg, could be genderswap. Not picky. Please?

Supportive Saverin Family - Possible AU

In a lot of fic Wardo's family, especially his father, is not supportive of his efforts in facebook , but what if his being hard is just his way of ensuring that Eduardo succeeds and when the share dilution happens he uses the full weight of the Saverin family wealth to rain hell down on Mark for hurting his boy. Maybe Papa Saverin is friends with Peter Thiel and asks him to remove his investment, or the angel investment is a front for Saverin to buy controlling interest for Wardo. Or Perhaps Mark has to face the entire Saverin family at depositions.

Slash preferred but could be pre-slash or Gen - just want some strong and supportive family fic :)

Re: Supportive Saverin Family - Possible AU

this is awesome
someone please, please

Eduardo/Mark, castaway!Mark

After having seen these gifs ( I want a TSN fic in which Mark is Castaway.

He names the volleyball he finds after Eduardo. Wardo keeps him company, they have (one-sided) conversations, and Wardo takes care of him and tells him what to do and what not to do (well, kind of).

Wardo is his only friend.

And eventually Mark is saved (or saves himself) and there’s a happy ending.

tbh i just got braces on and my whole mouth just hurts as does most of my face SO I WANT PR00000000000000N GIVE ME PR0N AND MAKE ME FEEL BETTER, BBYS.

that is all

fill: make you sweat (1a/1b)

apologies for how long this took. i got superhigh right after claiming this and promptly lost all the concentration/energy it would have taken to fill it. also, there are far too few hours in a day. and: one day i will write something that includes some dialogue. maybe i'll do a second piece tomorrow. until then, this. obligatory sweat-title thanks to snoop dog. warning for barebacking, sorry if that's not your thing :)

It's mid-December and the heat in Jesse's apartment hasn't been working properly in weeks, and he still manages to feel like all of the blood in his body has been replaced by liquid fire, by molten lava, his blood burning through the lines of his veins. There's a flush reddening every centimeter of skin from his cheeks to halfway down his chest, beads of sweat pooling in the small of his back and making the backs of his knees feel sticky.

The air in the room feels heavy and humid and it makes everything feel lazier, hazy and thick, makes every passing moment feel like ten, every twitch or shiver making him feel oversensitive in all the best ways - sensual, he thinks, is the best adjective to describe the atmosphere. The pungent smell of musk overpowers everything else, Andrew's ridiculous cologne heightening it further, leaving the room smelling dark and spicy - like patchouli and salt and sex.

The backs of his thighs are pulled taut, trying to keep him upright on his knees, which are digging into the mattress uncomfortably. Every muscle in his body is clenched tight, sore and utterly relaxed at the same time.

And every time Andrew pistons his hips forward into his ass, drives his cock deeper, the rest of him is pushed toward the headboard from the force of it, his quivering elbows threatening to give out and leave his face pressed into the mattress below him.

Behind him, Andrew leans over and kisses the back of his neck, and his lips feel like a brand, and his breath is hot and damp, and the skin there is left tingling, the heat pooling in his groin peaking; it's too hot, he can't handle it. He feels clammy all over, but it's addicting.

He's drunk with it, with the feel of Andrew's warm, sweat-slick skin against his own, with his fingers raising goosepimples everywhere his fingers trail.

Andrew bites the flesh of his shoulder and the sting he feels when his teeth drag at his pinched skin seems like a pretty apt indication of how the rest of him feels, tight and sharp and bright red with lust. He knows he'll be able to feel the bruises Andrew's left across his neck and shoulders for the next few days; he'll probably still feel warm all over just thinking about how they got there, warm enough to not be upset at his apartment's distressing lack of a functioning furnace.

And then Andrew changes his angle just so, hitting that spot bone-deep inside of him more directly, and the electricity sparkling through his body hits every nerve, ignites every one of his pleasure sensors to a degree he's never known before.

His breath gets caught in his throat on a gasp and the air around him feels constricting and claustrophobic, and his whole body feels coiled and clenched tight and he wants it to stay that way forever; everything feels oddly perfect like this, sweaty and comfortably uncomfortable, letting himself stay submissive while someone else takes control, takes care of him.

Eduardo/Mark, art/drama school AU

So instead of them all going to Harvard, I can totally see them all going to an art/drama school.

This should happen.

Eduardo/Mark - Revenge AU Eduardo!Emily

I know there are a few prompts like this, but I want Eduardo!Emily taking revenge on Facebook/Mark. And maybe Nolan just being Nolan and not an existing character. Perhaps post actual!Emily-Amanda's revenge was complete, he gets into being the support person full-time to others looking for revenge.

So, Eduardo some years later starts seeking revenge on Facebook and Mark - and people such as Sean, Peter Thiel and everyone that screwed him out. Building up to, and in the process ruining Mark's life. Whether he has a change of heart is up to you...

Dustin/Mark, what's your number fusion

Someone please make this happen? I just finished watching What's Your Number and Dustin/Mark is my new favorite. If you haven't seen WYT the basic gist is as follows:

Mark is trying to reconnect/find his past flings bc he thinks one of them could be 'the one', Dustin is is cuuuuute neighbor who helps him. Obviously Mark & Dustin fall in love in the process.

Eduardo/Mark, Downton Abbey AU

In which Eduardo has to marry Mark, the new heir, to keep Downton Abbey and his mother's money. He hates Mark. (At first, of course.)
Happy ending plz!

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Downton Abbey AU

Oh, I just saw the first cap this morning. :333

[rpf] jesse+dave franco friendship

they're going to be in 'now you see me' together. they're both cute jewish boys who like to talk about their cats. i want this friendship to happen so much.

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Can I Just Say That I Fully Approve Of This???

Andrew/Jesse, Olivia Wilde

Somehow she encourages them Jesse and/or Andrew to visit each other and rekindle their epic romance. (Based on this:!/oliviawilde/status/137552750476132352 tweet where she mentions Asuncion)

Some pics of her with Andrew and Jesse for your inspiration:

Mark/Eduardo AU Kid fic

One where a girl Mark has slept with (could be Erica around Harvard time or, could be an OC post lawsuit) gets pregnant, and something ends up happening to her (dying) and she's named Eduardo as the baby's legal guardian. She doesn't want Mark to know, she doesn't think Mark deserves to know, but it's Eduardo and things between Mark are a little more complicated than he is/had been suing his best friend. There comes a point later where Eduardo has to tell Mark, whether it be for medical reasons, a kidnapping, whatever... and he has no choice... hopefully there is a happy ending.

If it's Erica... this will make Eduardo walk away from Mark and Facebook and the lawsuit, much to everyone's confusion/surprise (especially Mark's). If it's Erica... maybe Mark kind of figures everything out eventually on his own, but knowing it's Eduardo with the kid, he's okay with it... in his own Mark way he keeps tabs, and makes sure they are taken care of, and it's not until whatever happens that causes Eduardo to tell Mark that Mark finally realizes that just knowing is not enough.

FILL Desert Flower

too lazy to sign in but i'm doing this! basically erica got pregnant a month before she and mark broke up, and the baby was born about 2 months premature. erica died three months into the baby (Anna's) life and named Eduardo legal guardian so Eduardo's suddenly stucj with this baby
Anna is slightly disabled due to her prematurity
warnings for disability and past character death
this is just a snippet of what i've done!

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Mark/Eduardo, Eduardo/OMC, Others ; Sweet Home Alabama AU

Eduardo (fem or normal, up to the filler) becomes engaged to his/her boyfriend, the son of the influential mayor of New York City. S/he remembers that s/he still has a stubborn husband named Mark that refuses to sign the many divorce papers s/he keeps sending him, so s/he has to go back to his hometown and try to get his/her stubborn husband to sign them himself.

S/he falls back in love with him in the process.

Also, feature Chris as Bobby Ray. And shove in some Sean/fem!Dustin...somehow...please?

Re: Mark/Eduardo, Eduardo/OMC, Others ; Sweet Home Alabama AU

Please don't fem!them though. I want em gay and proud!

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Dustin/Eduardo, fake dating turns to something real.

I looked through the rest of the meme and don't think this had been prompted, but if it has, please point me.

Dustin & Eduardo decide to fake date to make Mark & Chris jealous. Their plan succeeds, but after getting who they want (Wardo/Mark & Chris/Dustin), Eduardo & Dustin realize they are meant to be. Or maybe even their plan doesn't work, but they still stay together because Dustin/Eduardo is loooooove.

Re: Dustin/Eduardo, fake dating turns to something real.

This! I can't write Dustin or I'd give it a try myself, but, oh, Dustin/Eduardo is my guilty pleasure!

Eduardo/Sean, Up All Night AU

Specifically based on the Up All Night episode "First Night Away", where (spoilers I guess?) Chris and Reagan take a night off from their baby and go to a hotel and have sex and sleep and talk and it's cute.

I WANT THIS WITH EDUARDO/SEAN. Like, Eduardo, who is crazy busy at work, needs some time to fuck his husband/partner in the peace of a hotel room. And when he gets Dustin (or Mark) to babysit, Sean's all attached and suspicious and doesn't wanna leave the baby, but they end up going to a hotel and having fantastic marathon sex and remembering why they're married. Ava shenanigans optional.. I just want Eduardo and Sean, happily together but ready for a mini-break, so they can fuck like they're twenty-two again.

And the next morning going back to their kid and it's fluffy and adorable and Dustin's like "heh heh did you wear him out, Sean?" and lots of fluff and lolz and cute babies all around.


i never fall asleep, when you’re in my bed
all you give me is a heartbeat
.. it makes me feel depressed
cause the only time you open up is when we get undressed

you don’t love me, big fucking deal
i’ll never tell, you how i feel
you don’t love me, not a big deal

i’ll never tell you how i feel

Starring Role - Marina + The Diamonds
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“I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. Then this is my life and maybe, however unlikely, I’ll find my way back there. Or maybe, one day, I’ll settle for second best. And on that same day, hell will freeze over, the sun will burn out and the stars will fall from the sky.”
—Lemony Snicket
This quote just reminded me of them and I thought it might serve as inspiration.


sorry, I forgot to put the header because I fail.

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i want anna to know about andrew and jesse's lost love.i want her to be the super nice totally awesome woman i know she is. please make here make jesse see the light and who he really wants to be with.(extra bonus points for making anna set up the reunion.)
(Frozen) (Thread)

[rpf] andrew/jesse

andrew is a popular runway/editorial/whatever model and jesse is the new artistic director of the company he models for. because seriously, half of andrew's candids look like photo shoots anyway.

really, this is an excuse to have andrew hanging out with models. I NEEDS ME SOME MATTHEW HITT AND JEREMY YOUNG AND BARBARA PALVIN AND JOSH BEECH AND FRANCISCO LACHOWSKI AND FRIDA GUSTAVSSON. ...i mean, ahem, coworkers.

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[crossover: Zombieland] Cameron/Columbus or Columbus/Tyler

Not set in Zombieland, I just love Columbus.

Cameron (or Tyler) loves his spit-fuck virgin of a boyfriend. Size difference is always a plus.

I may or may not have been reading old Zland slash. Needs more Tally/Columbus slash in my life

Re: [crossover: Zombieland] Cameron/Columbus or Columbus/Tyler

Also, bottom!Columbus please..

okay brb. gonna go try and find a prompt to write

mark/eduardo, a single man au.

eduardo dies. mark has to live with it.

set in the 60s, or current period/the future, you can decide. tho if you decide to set it now or the future i'd like it that they reunited after the depositions and were in a happy, committed relationship.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse (or maaaybe Eduardo/Mark)

Okay, so This is inspired by a tumblr post.

 #seriously from this gif you’d think TSN was about a gaymance between a sweet adorable pining little Jewfro’d kid and a tall dashing guy who looks dapper in a vest and does ~waitering~ things at a hip little cafe somewhere in New York

I want this! I think it'd work best as Jesse/Andrew, but I suppose it could work as Mark/Eduardo as well in an AU, except it might be similar-ish to Sweet On You?

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse/Justin, pinch rescue

On set, Timberlake is gregarious & fun with one annoying quirk - he's physical in a roughhousey-brother way & has a penchant for pinching. Like hard enough to leave welts. Reactions amongst co-stars range from hearty reciprocation to embarrassed, self-conscious absorption.

One day, protective!Andrew is all "Omfg, DUDE. STOP PINCHING JESSE."

(I'd be thrilled with any interpretation of this - serious or funny, slashy or genny.)

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse/Justin, pinch rescue

justin probably grew up being pinched by the rest of nsync when they were bored lol.

'like crazy' au. please please please.



I don't know where this came from... And it could be a total AU or a post-deposition fic, somehow. But I really want a fic where Eduardo's dad has early-onset Alzheimer's or something which makes him somewhat unable to take care of himself, and maybe Eduardo's mom is dead, or divorced and living in Brazil, or whatever, so Eduardo has to live with his father and take care of him.

And his life is really monotonous. He drives his dad to doctor's appointments, all the cashiers at the supermarket know his name, he sees his old high school teachers around, and the most exciting night he's had in a while is the time when he told off some Jehovah's Witnesses and made feijoada and watched a re-run of SVU.

He just kind of sinks into the role of caretaker, like he always has, even though his father sometimes screams at him and sometimes forgets his name.

And then Sean shows up.

And there's angst, and some gentle (or not-so-gentle) dissection of Eduardo's martyr complex, and Sean making him laugh, and nights spent (gasp!) outside the house, and somewhere along the way... sex. And, like, feelings. Those too. IDK.

Re: Eduardo/Sean

Wow, this is an awesome prompt, I hope someone writes it. I love the idea that despite all the money Eduardo would look after his father himself.

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