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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

Eduardo/Mark, TFLN

because tfln fics are the best:

(408): Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it


(646): He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.


(914): I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...


(216): there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay


(916): How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.


(207): Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.


(954): I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.


(414): The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, TFLN

YES. tfln prompts are so great!

a question for the mods

when are prompts from part 3 and 4 going to be allowed to be reposted, like prompts from part 1 and 2? i though it was as soon as it needed an overflow post but there's already an overflow post for part 3.
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In the future, please use the aptly named ASK THE MODS post, linked to at the top of the meme and the top of every meme part, to ask the mods a question.

We haven't discussed allowing 3 & 4 prompt reposting yet, but I imagine whenever part 10 of the meme goes up it will be allowed.
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I want some prom fic! Maybe a high school AU where Mark and Eduardo go to prom together? Or canon fic where Dustin organizes a big birthday bash for his and Mark's 30th birthday, and after finding out that neither of them ever went to prom decides to make it prom themed! Or something, idk you guys, work with me here!

Eduardo/Mark, Dancing

I just need this. Any situation, any era, any type of dancing (as long as it takes two), anything.

Mark doesn't seem like the type to dance, but I want both of them to have the best time anyway. And feel like, really fucking happy and content with the world.


yes, you're lovely [1/1]

a/n: 4 told from many outsider's povs on one dance, quite a few of them are ocs. 1 snippet told from a mark heavily pov. post-reconciliation. not very long and more on what a ridiculously adorable couple they are. i apologize.


Todd hadn't known Chris for very long but the two he was watching dance he didn't know at all. The tall, tan man with ridiculous hair in a respectable tuxedo and the shorter man with curly hair and a sweatshirt, which made them look like a very odd couple. And they were a couple, not one of those dancing partners who met at the wedding and danced together just because. It was the juxtaposition of limbs and bracketing of arms that said it loudly to those who were watching.

But at least the curly-headed one was wearing dress pants.

It evened it out.


Dustin watched Eduardo and Mark dance, remembering all the times from the Kirkland suite when Eduardo had tried to teach Mark, when they thought that no one was at the dorm, how to at least sway with a girl. Mark would always look more at ease with Eduardo leading, a hand loose around Mark's waist and humming a tune noisily into the empty air of the dorm, than when Mark tried to sway with girls years later and Eduardo was gone.

Mark's shoulders were relaxed and comfortable, arms linked around Eduardo's neck and Eduardo's long arms wrapped around Mark's waist with fingers rubbing slow circles into that small of Mark's back.

They had definitely improved since Harvard, Dustin thought fondly.


Sinatra always turned Sally into a sap. Watching the gay couple simply swaying together made it worse. The way the taller man shivered and the shorter one leaned up further to whisper into his ear which made the shivering chuckle. The curly headed one leaned against the others collarbone and they continued their swaying, their toes never once scuffing each other.

Sally needed a drink to gag the cottony, sweet flavoring out of her mouth.


Chris almost didn't see them at first, swinging happily with his new husband. When they paused to take a breather, he noticed that they had stopped by where Eduardo and Mark were dancing. Swaying.

They looked more married than him and Sean did. The way Mark simply followed Eduardo's lead but Eduardo waited until Mark was relaxed enough in his arms to move him. The way Mark's finger were rubbing in between Eduardo's shoulder blades as they moved left and right and front and back. How Eduardo would bend down and make a comment and Mark would smile at Eduardo before making a comment about how horrible one of the dresses looked. Eduardo would affectionately pinch his waist.

All was right in the world, Chris thought as he let his husband dance him around the room again.


Before the dance was finished, Eduardo stepped back and sort of twirled Mark outwards. Mark stumbled slightly over his own feet, tossing a confused (and startled and frustrated) look at Eduardo before recognition flooded his eyes. He had two sisters, he had watched the silly romantic comedies with them. Eduardo pulled him back before dipping Mark, Mark following his movements more smoothly this time around. His heart was pounding.

What if Eduardo dropped him? They had never done this silly move. He was going to fall and hurt his a-

Eduardo leaned down and brushed a kiss over Mark's lips but before he pulled away, Mark leaned up and tangled his fingers into Eduardo's hair, drawing out the hot press of lips against lips. Eduardo slowly pulled him upward and smiled down at him with a besotted look that Mark knew was almost as bad on his face.

"Love you."

"Love you too Wardo."

They swayed the rest of the night.

Edited at 2012-01-12 06:24 am (UTC)

Re: yes, you're lovely [1/1] - slasher48, 2012-01-12 08:07 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: yes, you're lovely [1/1] - slasher48, 2012-01-12 08:11 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: yes, you're lovely [1/1] - andhereiam17, 2012-01-12 12:48 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: yes, you're lovely [1/1] - slasher48, 2012-01-12 01:37 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: yes, you're lovely [1/1] - (Anonymous), 2012-01-13 06:54 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: yes, you're lovely [1/1] - slasher48, 2012-01-13 06:58 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: yes, you're lovely [1/1] - skyearth85, 2012-01-16 09:56 pm (UTC)(Expand)
unnecessary second minifill: in the sea - (Anonymous), 2012-01-12 04:17 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: unnecessary second minifill: in the sea - (Anonymous), 2012-01-12 10:06 pm (UTC)(Expand)

[RPF] andrew/jesse, eduardo/mark

razia's shadow au, based on this graphic:

can either be in the musical 'verse or a semi-canon 'verse, all i ask is mark/eduardo as ahrima/nidria and jesse/andrew as adakias/anhura fixing what they did wrong. (maybe sean as barayas?)

(if you don't know what it is, think rock opera meets bandom meets weird, dark fairytale:'s_Shadow:_A_Musical)

Eduardo/Mark, high school

There can never be enough high school AUs!

Mark is the nerd kid that people always pick on. Eduardo is popular and kind to everyone. Somehow they end up talking to each other and falling in love - and maybe they're oblivious for a while, cause you know, awkward teenage feelings and all.

Basically I just want high school and boys being boys.


I need some porn with Mark topping from the bottom, preference for Harvard era but I'll take anything. Please make it happen, please?


Canon AU. Mark's a freshman and wants to lose his virginity the first week of school, just to get it over with, so he figures he's going to go to a bar and go with the first person who wants to fuck him. No big deal, right? Right! Except that person is Eduardo, the one-night stand that won't go away and keeps trying to date him.

FILL 1/?

When Mark sneaks back into his own dorm, the sky is barely light and the campus is mostly quiet. He shuts the door a little too hard and hears Dustin snort awake, mumbling something unintelligible. As he kicks off his flip flops he sees him poke his head around the far wall to squint at Mark.

"Were you gone all night?"


Dustin's expression morphs into one of further suspicion. "All night?"

"Uh huh." Mark crosses the room, tosses his keys on his desk and goes to his dresser. There's a small, smug smile playing across his lips.

"Were you getting laid last night?!" Dustin squawks, incredulous. He rubs his eyes, as if Mark's walk of shame (or lack thereof) might be an early morning mirage.

Mark tosses a glance over his shoulder as he heads to the bathroom. "Maybe."

"My new roommate's a player? I want details!" Dustin advances on him, making another disbelieving sound. Mark shuts the bathroom door in his face and hears him shout, "And your secrets!"

"Fuck off," he calls back, smirking wider and tugging his t-shirt and hoodie over his head. He's definitely not telling Dustin anything else about his successful pickup. It's not that he's embarrassed that he had to go to a bar and go home with a stranger just to lose his virginity. But he and Dustin haven't really discussed the gender aspect of Mark's sexual interests, so he suspects that Dustin isn't really ready for those kinds of details.

Better to keep the encounter to himself. It was just to get his first time out of the way, anyways. It's not like it meant anything.

Mark turns on the shower and peels off his briefs, which are sort of disgusting. He kicks his clothes into a corner of the bathroom and then steps into the shower.

Standing underneath the hot spray, Mark lets the water run over his slightly sore body and hums contentedly. He smooths a bar of soap over his chest and the image of a tanned, long fingered hand taking the same path springs into his head involuntarily.

Goose bumps rise on his skin. For a scrawny, pasty teenager with mediocre hygiene, he scored pretty well, he thinks. Eduardo (he hadn't bothered catching a last name) had needed surprisingly little convincing, had even seemed eager to take Mark back to his single and fuck him into his mattress.

And he had, to put it quite simply, been really fucking attractive. Mark had known that tall, dark and handsome was something that he likes; but he hadn't known that tall, dark and handsome would like him.


"What's your major?" Eduardo takes a drink and looks at him over the rim of his glass. His eyes are dark and interested and he's been taking every opportunity to touch Mark, even small brushes of their hands when it isn't warranted.

Mark reasons that these are all signs that a come-on won't earn him a punch in the face and might even be welcomed. So he says, "How much small talk is actually necessary before you take me back to your place and fuck me?"

"That's—what? Wait. What?" Eduardo sets down his glass, having narrowly avoided choking, and blinks at Mark in bewilderment. His eyes are cartoonishly wide, but he doesn't look offended yet, so Mark plows ahead.

"Because I haven't been fucked before, but I really want your cock in me." He wants to make sure they're on the same page, so he figures he'd better be specific. "Preferably within the next hour or two."

Eduardo has stilled and is looking at him wonderingly, a slow, disbelieving smile pulling at the corners of his ridiculous mouth. The glint in his eyes is simultaneously gentle and wicked. He leans toward Mark, and says in a low, intimate voice, "Are you always this straightforward?"

Eduardo is close enough that Mark can smell his cologne, something subtle and warm. He feels suddenly short of breath. "Yes."

Eduardo breathes out a short, surprised laugh and grins. "Ok." He nods. "Ok. I have a single, and I'd like it very much if you stayed the night."

"And you want to fuck me?" Mark wants to make sure.

FILL 2/? - alienbruv, 2012-04-25 05:09 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Dustin wants to try Speed Dating and convinces Mark and Chris to go with him for moral support. Mark and Eduardo meet and True Love ensues!

Re: Eduardo/Mark

aww this sounds lovely.

Re: Eduardo/Mark - sleepy_mornings, 2012-01-18 03:58 am (UTC)(Expand)


Coffeeshop AU! Mark is the grumpiest barista and Eduardo doesn't like coffee as much as he likes (flirting with) Mark.

Re: Eduardo/Mark

yes. i love coffee-shop aus sooo much.


I want a fanfic about this poem made by Clarice Lispector:

Não te amo mais.
I do not love you anymore.
Estarei mentindo dizendo que
I’ll be lying by saying that
Ainda te quero como sempre quis.
I still want you as I always wanted.
Tenho certeza de que
I'm sure that
Nada foi em vão.
Nothing was in vain.
Sinto dentro de mim que
I feel inside me that
Você não significa nada.
You mean nothing.
Não poderia dizer jamais que
I could never say that
Alimento um grande amor.
I nourish a great love.
Sinto cada vez mais que
I feel more and more that
Já te esqueci!
I already forgot you!
E jamais usarei a frase
And I'll never use the phrase
Sinto, mas tenho que dizer a verdade
Sorry, but I have to tell the truth
É tarde demais...
It's too late...

Post-depositions. Wardo writes a note with this poem in Portuguese and put it in Mark's pants pocket, but, because of something (you are free to make up the reason you want), Mark doesn't use the pants anymore.

After two years, he uses the pants again and finds the note. He translates, and thinks that Wardo, like always (after depositions) is confessing his undying hate for him. He has a PA, and she is brazilian, and accidentally finds the note. He says that knows what the poem means, and she says "Now read from bottom to top, duh".

Re: Eduardo/Mark

wow, how lovely and so sad too.

Re: Eduardo/Mark - xiaodengzijd, 2012-02-29 07:10 am (UTC)(Expand)


eduardo and mark have an insanely adorable daughter. they like to document her life via blog, a la

Re: eduardo/mark

ok I clicked on this link and it made me cry my eyes out. This needs to be fic. *is broody*

Re: eduardo/mark - (Anonymous), 2012-01-18 03:16 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark, Eduardo as Mark's lawyer

Mark is accused of some sort of heinous crime and hires the best lawyer around, Eduardo Saverin. Mark is an extremely private person, reluctant to discuss his private life, but in order to avoid twenty-five to life, he needs to tell Eduardo everything about the kind of person he is and what he does when he is out of the public eye. Eduardo is, essentially, the only person who really ever gets to know Mark, and falls in love with the man he meets.

Eduardo/Mark OR Chris/Dustin

"The first time I was in a hot tub (insert other guy's name here) tried to give me head. And, before you jump in and say anything, no I was not trying to 'waterboard' you."

Watched a play tonight and something similar to this was a line in it. If that doesn't beg for fanfic to be written, I don't know what does.

Jesse/Andrew or Mark/Eduardo, suicide hotline

Jesse (or Mark) calls the suicide hotline on a regular basis and is frequently connected to Andrew (or Eduardo), one of the hotline operators. After a while, Jesse starts asking for all of his calls to be forwarded to Andrew.


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