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[PART NINE] & Some News
Mark Zuckerberg
oresteia wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




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i don't care what you do, as long as it involves one pulling the other into a kiss by his belt loops

Fill: However Long (1/2)

Suffice to say, despite what others may think and believe, Mark is not a robot. His words and actions may seem robotic, precise and concise in manner, he being able to make a point without boring one to tears with colorful and pointless phrasing, and he my lose touch with the world when he is on the middle of a coding tear, forgetting all the basic needs of human survival, but that does not mean he lacks the capacity to feel.  He was born into this world of flesh and blood, not just simply pieced together with whatever spare parts were lying around.  He is human, he has feelings, and given the right moment, the right person, he even has the capability to care, maybe even love if given the chance.

The Palo Alto house is quiet for an change, Mark having sent the nameless girls home, wherever that may be (he really doesn't care), and suggesting Sean accompany them too, just for the night.  Dustin has taken over site monitoring and coding for the next however many hours necessary, trading off the coding with the few interns they have, which leaves Mark feeling antsy and twitchy, fingers itching to keep pushing, mind wanting to control every aspect there is of Facebook, but he knows (no matter how he tries to deny it) he is only human, and there is a limit to what his body can take.

Closing the door to the small corridor leading to the bedrooms, Mark takes a deep breath, trying to shake the ghostly words still hanging between the walls.  He had been excited over the prospect of Eduardo's arrival, thinking finally, finally, everything was going to fall into place, but then he overslept and forgot about picking Eduardo up from the airport and the line of dominos consecutively fell, one by one, in quick succession.  Sean knowing exactly what buttons to push to get Eduardo riled up did not help, nor the weakness Mark felt, needing Eduardo more than he's ever admitted or known before, who could blame him for heated words thrown at Eduardo, especially when his CFO was still not getting it.  He regrets their argument, not so much for what was said but more the hurt and confused panic in Eduardo's eyes that he can still remember clear as day.  He regrets not being able to explain more eloquently what he needs, what Facebook needs, but hopes Eduardo still gets it, gets him, and understands.

When Mark enters his bedroom, Eduardo is just standing there, back to the door, head bowed and dripping onto the rug.  The sight of a wet Wardo twists something in Mark's chest.  The silence in the room is deafening.  Mark makes his way around to stand in from of Eduardo, slipping the wet coat off his friend's shoulders, taking care of Eduardo for a change because even the best mother hen needs a little mothering too.  He goes and hangs the coat on the door and returns to stand before Eduardo who is still intently staring at the floor, scowling.

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eduardo/mark; eduardo is secretly spiderman and his parents are iron man and captain america.

inspired by this fic:

mark knows nothing of this, of course. he was always secretly in love with eduardo but too nervous to do anything (maybe he could tell that eduardo was special and deserved better than him). and then they moved to california, and mark couldn't understand that there are no tall buildings in palo alto to swing from, and then the depositions happen and tony wants to murder mark (maybe he really couldn't look eduardo in the eye, maybe he was remembering some of his failures growing up) and blah blah angst fest.

then they reconnect, any way you want maybe mark has to be rescued from something, or maybe after years of avoiding fb hq eduardo runs into him and they find their way back to each other and tony still wants to murder mark but can see a lot of himself in him, and steve is all quietly protective and eduardo is like, "and oh yeah, i'm spiderman!!!!!!!"

feel free to add all the characters you want, dustin, chris, pepper, the avengers EVERYONE WELCOME.

Mr. Saverin/Mark, Eduardo/Mark - Sugar Daddy AU

Why haven't I seen a fill like this:

Mark initially sleeps with Eduardo's dad to get money (for stuff like a new computer, help with tuition, etc.) before Mark and Eduardo go to Harvard. At first Eduardo pretends not to know Mark, but he's really drawn to him and he can't help it. So they occasionally sleep together and eventually date and have epic sex (with daddy issues like "so glad I can take one thing away from this asshole).

But then Mark needs money for Facebook so they break-up because Eduardo thinks Mark was just using him when really, he wasn't. So Mark goes to Eduardo's dad. Eduardo's dad says he'll loan him the money if Eduardo can be the CFO.

And then there is angst and I need yous and account closings and then Mark breaks up with Eduardo's dad and Eduardo's dad is disappointed with Eduardo because he took the one good thing in his life since Eduardo's mother died and years later Mark and Eduardo meet and Mark/Eduardo are still desperately in love with each other.

aka: the one where Mark sleeps with Mr. Saverin for money, Edu is jealous, there is somehow a happy ending, and I have no shame.

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Yes!!! Daddy issues and a I will do anything for fb Mark...perfect!

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Re: Eduardo/Mark, prep school AU

This might be the best prompt ever prompted.
Just fyi.


Eduardo is insecure about how much Mark actually wants him and makes his concerns known (either by voicing them or just being obvious). Mark doesn't answer. Instead, later he drags Eduardo into bed and shows him just how much he wants him.

I want Mark to wreck Eduardo. Touching, kissing, slow fucking that turns faster before abruptly changing back, denied orgasm or multiple orgasms. I don't care if Mark is physically topping or topping from the bottom, I just need Eduardo to be a sobbing, twitching mess by the end of it, completely blissed out and not prepared at all for this onslaught of over-stimulation.

-This anon would also be very happy if there were post-orgasm fingering and cuddles, but it's definitely not a requirement.

okay, this ended up being eduardo insecurities about everything as opposed to just the sex related things, sorry! but i hope it's all right anyway. there'll be more... soon. :)

Mark is, really, not an idiot.

Not in the knowledge sense, but not about emotions either - back at Harvard, he was, he was caught up in his own little world and didn't pay attention to anyone around him.

Now, though, now he does. He notices when Eduardo's not happy - because when Wardo's not happy, how is Mark expected to focus on anything else?

And Wardo's not happy now. He's pulling away from Mark, making excuses, and the comments - "Mark, I know you don't really care, but..." "Mark, you don't have to acknowledge me when you're working", and the worst, "Mark, we don't - I know you don't want - ", the unspoken me hanging in the air between them. Mark had tried his hardest, had kissed him, hard, and Eduardo had been shaking, a bit, until eventually they'd just been together, lying down on the bed. It's heartbreaking, to listen to him say things like that, his voice almost dead.

And so Mark? He's not going to let Eduardo think that. Because how can he? He loves Eduardo, more than he's ever loved anyone, and he does care about all of his stories, everything that happens. And between Eduardo and work, sometimes Eduardo takes precedence, now (and he'll always, always acknowledge him, no matter what, because he went too long with just work and no Eduardo and that fucking sucked).

Eduardo comes in to pick him up from work, and he's forcing a smile. "Mark," he says, soft, and Mark looks up.

He smiles, wide, and takes off his earphones - because he wants to be obvious about this, the caring, wants Eduardo to know.

"You - uh - are you ready to go?" he asks, smiling a bit, now, looking more relaxed but not by much. "I mean - I know you've got things to do, but I was wondering, because -"

"Yeah," Mark says, "in - a few minutes," because he really does need to finish this.

"Ah. Yeah." Eduardo sits down on the couch, takes out his phone. After a moment of fiddling, he looks up. "Do you - I mean -" He cuts himself off.

Mark pauses, looking up, and frowns. "Do I what?"

"Is this actually going to be a few minutes or is this something that I should just go home until you call me for?" This is said in a rush, and Eduardo winces when he's through, biting his lip.

Mark just smiles, and types more quickly. When he gets to a point he's comfortable starting at tomorrow, he stands up, stretching. "Now," he says, cracking his neck, "let's go home."

Eduardo smiles at him, soft, and nods, reaching out - almost as though to take his hand, but he shakes his head, setting it down, walking out of the office more quickly.

Mark frowns and follows more quickly, lacing their fingers together. "What was that?" Mark asks, soft, whispering into Eduardo's ear.

He feels a shudder go through Eduardo, who shakes his head. "Nothing, I just - I know you don't like displaying affection in public."

Mark laughs. "I don't mind when it's you."

He gets a wide-eyed look of shock for that, which sort of breaks Mark's heart, and he smiles again. "You - really," Eduardo says, and turns away abruptly, holding onto Mark's hand, tight, walking away.

Mark smiles, and his eyes trace down Eduardo's back. He smirks a bit, because he's only human, and Eduardo... shit, he's attractive. Mark has no idea why Eduardo's chosen him, of all people, but he's certainly not complaining.

They get into Eduardo's car (because they drive together, sometimes, Eduardo dropping him off first, and Mark likes that, loves it, more than he possibly should) and Mark leans over, kissing him, hard, licking his way into Eduardo's mouth.

He hears a soft noise and then Eduardo's pushing at his shoulder. When Mark pulls away, he looks wrecked, eyes wide. "Mark - what -"

Mark shrugs, sitting back in his own seat. "Couldn't help myself."

He hears a soft scoff and turns, quick. Eduardo's a light pink and he refuses to answer Mark's questions, driving silently.

Mark smiles a bit, lacing his fingers together. Yeah, he'll show Eduardo.

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chris/dustin, eduardo/mark

i had a dream last night (what is my life that i still get fandom dreams so long after the movie!?) that girl!chris and girl!dustin were together but had decided against having kids, so girl!dustin volunteered to be mark and eduardo's surrogate.


Re: chris/dustin, eduardo/mark

omg I had no idea I even wanted this. This would be absolutely ADORABLE. Seconded!

Eduardo/Mark or [GEN], five times

Ok so this is kind of ridiculous (and cracky) but I was watching this video the other day with a bunch of dudes washing cars in speedos in a really sexual manner and it got me thinking of Eduardo and how much I (and probably Mark) would want to see him doing that as well.

So then I started thinking what if Dustin was trying to think of ways that they could raise money for Facebook. And that got me thinking that could totally be a five times sort of prompt (i.e. the five ridiculous ideas that Dustin totally convinced Wardo could raise money for Facebook).

Really I would just love to see Wardo in a speedo (in San Fransisco :DDD), washing cars for Facebook, and getting hit on all over the place by every person (making Mark jealous and etc. in the process).

This is the video I was talking about in case you were wondering (probably NSFW): (uncensored)

Re: Eduardo/Mark or [GEN], five times

haha omg this is the best prompt ever, EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME NOW. xD


I would like a The Bachelor-esque AU. I'd prefer Mark as The Bachelor and Eduardo as a contestant because the potential for lulz would be higher, but I'll take anything!

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Lol! Yes! Although I think Wardo as the bachelor and Mark as the contestant would be even funnier...Mark as the totally clueless one who shows up in hoodies and insults Wardo while the other contestants go wahhhh....why is he not dismissing Mark....and Mark thinking it's some kind of joke that Wardo is keeping him around :)

Eduardo/Mark or Andrew/Jesse - Growth spurt

When they were kids, Mark/Jesse was always taller than Eduardo/Andrew and constantly took advantage and pride in this. And then puberty happens. And suddenly Mark/Jesse has to deal with their giant, gangly best friend using their octopus arms to constantly drape themselves over him without popping a boner in public (or worse, in private).

Bonus points for:

-M/J being majorly and uncomfortably turned on by how much taller E/A suddenly is instead of jealous
-E/A not understanding or being pouty whenever M/J pushes them away when they try to hang off them because YOU ARE A GIANT NOW AND NO PIGGYBACK RIDES ARE NOT APPROPRIATE FOR OUR AGE ANYMORE ANYWAY YOU WEIRDO.
-Mentions of M/J protecting smaller E/A when they were kids

Re: Eduardo/Mark or Andrew/Jesse - Growth spurt

I want this a surprising amount.


So there's this ( amazing AMAZING (seriously go read it now) fic where Mark gets sex pollen'd Palo Alto era, and it got me thinking, you know what else would be amazing? a fic where Mark gets sex pollen'd post-movie and pre-reconciliation! There'd be angst and desperation and guilt and hot sex, what's not to love, am I right? Please make this happen for me, kinkmeme?

Right. So. First I have to thank you for rec-ing that amazing fic. And second, YES. NEEDS TO BE DONE.

Mark/Eduardo {post lawsuit futurfic} sorta Percy Jackson AU


Eduardo is a son of Athena.
Dustin is a son of Dionysus.
Mark a son of Phobos.
Chris is the son of no gods but still awesome thank you very much (or a son of Freya).

Mark would have issues with being the son of a “minor god”.

Annabeth Chase would be Eduardo badass half sister. She couldn't stand Mark and would ignore Dustin's crush on her.

Basically I want some post lawsuit fic with them being demigods.

Bonus: Erica being a daughter of Zeus and Christy a daughter of Ares (therefore sister of Phobos & aunt of Mark haha). If Sean is a demigod –though it’s not required – he is either a son of Hermes or Tyche…

eduardo/mark + dustin

the "i need you"/"i'm here for you" scene from dustin's point of view. what was going on in that boy's mind that made him cover his face, roll over, and start giggling like a maniac?

Re: eduardo/mark + dustin

Well, obviously Dustin has excellent gaydar.


So I feel like there was a similar prompt like this before but I don't think it was ever filled?

I just want Mark running into Wardo post-depositions and he looks like this now:

And Mark just immediately creams himself and needs Wardo to manhandle him and fuck him into the mattress.

FILL: tough to be tender (1/6)

ack, sorry to get this up so late, i had to go out for my friend's birthday before i could finish this. also, suddenly 3 am, what up daylight saving's! way to cheat me out of porn-writing time. :|

this is sappy, sexy, pointless fluff, tbh, but it was fun, so whatever. enjoy, darling Kat and wonderful kink memers! <3


Mark really doesn’t think that things like catering and waiters and hired musicians are really necessary for his birthday party, but then again, he hadn’t thought that an actual birthday party was necessary, either. This had been Chris’ idea, encouraged by Dustin, with a guest list that had multiplied exponentially with the help of Sean, of course. Mark tends to think birthdays are best spent drinking beer and watching TV with people he can actually stand, and possibly doing some work. He is definitely not happy to be wearing a tie, in a fancy hotel ballroom, eating a pile of pigs in a blanket and scowling at all the party guests.

The only high point had been the fact that Eduardo had shown up, looking sleek and a little hesitant in an impeccable blue suit. He had smiled at Mark, given him a tentative half-hug and a soft, “Happy birthday, man,” and then had spent most of the night standing awkwardly by the bar with his hands in his pockets, talking to whoever happened to be near him and shooting glances over at Mark.

Mark had resisted the urge to latch himself to Eduardo’s side and talk his ear off the whole night, mostly because things were still slow-going in terms of their full reconciliation, and he didn’t want to push. He also didn’t know what to do with the fact that he really wanted to rip Eduardo out of his suit, and was sure that Eduardo wouldn’t know what to do with that either, so he’d stayed away.

Now, though, there is a waiter proving his inherent uselessness by bumping into Eduardo—who has been stationary pretty much the whole night—and spilling cocktail sauce all over shirt and suit jacket. Mark watches as Eduardo handles it with typical grace and aplomb, waving off the waiter’s stuttering apologies, smoothly excusing himself for the bathroom, and Mark is on his feet before he actually knows what he’s doing.

He ignores Chris’ warning tone when he says, “Mark,” because really, this is all his fault anyway, he was the one who invited Eduardo and the waiters. He’s actually planning to tell off the waiter himself, but the guy disappears seemingly into nowhere before Mark can reach him, and he finds himself halfway to the bathroom. He resolves to apologize to Eduardo for the incident, even though it was technically all Chris’ fault, just like the party was Chris’ fault. But Mark is mature enough to take responsibility for incidents that happen at his birthday party, even if he never wanted the party in the first place. Maybe he’ll even offer to pay to have the suit cleaned; that is also a mature thing to do.

All of these mature things are filling his head when Mark steps into the men’s room, but they all quickly escape him once he catches sight of Eduardo standing at the sink, blotting at his blue shirt with a frown on his face.

Eduardo/Mark - Eduardo is Mark's lawyer

AU in which Eduardo is Mark's lawyer during the depositions with the Divya and the Winklevi, or whenever, really. I just really want Eduardo, half-dressed in his pressed suit while he bends Mark over the deposition table. I also imagine he could put that tie to some pretty good uses (namely, to shut Mark and all his sass up so Eduardo can do his job already, Mark).

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The fact of the matter was, Mark didn't give a shit about the Winklevii. He hadn't built their ineffectual dating site because he could think of better uses for his time in a locked, padded cell. They overvalued themselves; they undervalued him. So maybe he'd fucked them around, well, whatever, that probably wasn't a crime, and if it was, it wasn't the one he was being sued for.

Because Facebook was brilliant; Facebook was the game changer, the thing people hadn't known they needed till he'd shown them all. Because Facebook had grown into something he doubted the Winklevoss twins could comprehend, a vast network, a world within a world. Because, most of all, Facebook was his.

He hadn't stolen their idea any more than he'd walked into the offices of MySpace and stolen that idea. They had come to him with an idea; he'd had a better one.

"Okay," said Eduardo, gesturing broadly with his pen, "but you know that's a terrible argument, right?"

Mark made a face, wondering why he bothered to articulate himself when it was clear no one was willing to listen. He turned away from Eduardo's seat beside him, scowling down at the table. "What's terrible about it?"

"Well, that's not how intellectual property law works."

He glared. "Do you have to pay someone royalties every time you make an argument based on an existing case?" he asked. "Of course you don't. That's ridiculous. If you build a chair, you don't owe money to everyone who's ever built a chair."

Eduardo laughed. He was unfairly jovial at a time in Mark's life when he felt the most harried, most lacked support. Mark resented that, couldn't tell if Eduardo was laughing with or at him (and wasn't that a bullshit cop-out, I was laughing with you). In high school, Mark's life had been taken over by Synapse and he'd sometimes gotten on the bus with his pants inside out, once wore a shirt with a come stain at the hem. He was familiar with being laughed at, and it sparked the same anger in him every time.

"The fact of the matter is," said Eduardo, "that that's not how it works." He stood and offered Mark a hand. Mark ignored it, climbing to his feet on his own and shoving his hands into his hoodie pocket ("You need to wear a suit," Eduardo said, and grinned at Mark's expression. "Fine, not to our meetings, just the depositions").

"Mark," he heard when he was at the door, and he stopped, shoulders curved, but didn't turn. Eduardo's fingers were warm against the back of his neck. "Hey, look at me a sec."

He did, reluctantly, and there was a moment where their eyes caught and they stared, two inches apart with Eduardo's hand still cradling the back of Mark's neck. Mark wanted to wrench himself away almost as much as he wanted to push closer. Eduardo shook his head. "When's the last time you had something to eat?"

"I ate an hour ago," Mark replied, rolling his eyes.

"What did you eat?" Eduardo asked.

He huffed, exasperated. "Jesus, you're like my mother." Eduardo just raised his eyebrows. "How does it work?"

Eduardo blinked. "What?"

"Intellectual property law. You said it doesn't work that way."

"Oh," said Eduardo. "It's hard to explain."

"I'm very intelligent," said Mark.

Eduardo laughed again. "Yeah." He pulled away, finally, the tips of his fingers brushing Mark's curls. "Be on time tomorrow, Mark," he said as he turned to the door. "Be respectful, be attentive." He pointed. "And wear the suit."


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[RPF:] Andrew/Jesse

Similar to the prompt above.

Jesse either sees this picture:

or goes to see Andrew in Death of a Salesman and JESSE WANTS A PIECE OF THAT UNF UNF UNF and then they end up fucking with Andrew holding Jesse up against a wall WITH THOSE ARMS

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want want WANT RIGHT NOW.!!!


"break out the l word."
"...the other l word."

the prompt up there reminded me of my soft spot for girl!chris/girl!dustin even if the quote is actually between two guys

fall into my arms instead, 1a/5

ummmmmm so i intended for this to be 3 word processor pages/1500 words tops of fluff but it turned into 4000-ish words and 10 pages because my brain vomited up some fluff with a side of FEELINGS

the title is shamelessly taken from one direction / my headcanon is emma stone for girl!dustin and a dianna agron-evan rachel wood hybrid for girl!chris, just for reference

Daisy moves into her dorm the Saturday before school starts, and by Monday afternoon, she’s still yet to come across her elusive roommate, though the girl’s stuff is neatly tucked away into her drawers on her side of the dorm. Christine Hughes, it says, embossed in shimmery silver on the cover of her high school yearbook, but Daisy’s not so invasive that she’s about to peek through the book to scope her out, so she leaves it alone. Christine will show up eventually, no big deal, so Daisy decides to spend the rest of her Monday afternoon strolling around the campus, learning her way around.

It’s just past 1:30 on the first of September, so it’s still pretty warm and lively outside. The Yard is full of tables adorned with brightly colored handmade signs promoting clubs and organizations, so she heads over in an attempt to meet new people. After the fourth petition is shoved into her hands (she can’t tell if it’s about bubblegum or mechanically separated chicken, but she signs it all the same to get the people at the table to leave her alone), there’s a gentle hand on her shoulder, and Daisy whips around to find a tall, tan guy with big eyes and a warm smile in front of the Investors Association table.

“Hey!” he greets, and Daisy is wary of the fact that he might try to hit on her until she spots the purple GSA bracelet he’s sporting below the rolled-up sleeves of his button-down. He smiles down at his feet before chuckling. “Hi. Sorry, don’t mean to sneak up on you, but you were in my econ class this morning. Daisy, right?”

Daisy nods and refuses his outstretched hand, instead pulling him in for a hug (because she likes hugs and she might be a little lonely, okay?). She has to push up onto her tiptoes to put her arms around his neck because the guy is a wiry skyscraper of a dude, but she squeezes him tightly and grins all the same. “Hi!” she says, and promptly realizes she has no clue what this boy’s name is because she was zoned out for 90% of econ.

“Eduardo,” he fills in when she trails off. He’s smiling still, not the salesman join our club, dammit! kind of smile that the rest of the people at the Investors Association booth are showing, but an actual friendly smile. “So, how’s your first day so far?”

Daisy opens her mouth to answer, but her eyes traitorously scan the surrounding area and land on a table across the pathway, decked out in bright purple cloth and flying rainbow striped flags off of its corners. More specifically, what catches her eye is the girl standing in front of it, petition in hand and a blinding smile on her face. Her gold hair is cut short, barely brushing the collarbones that are visible above the neckline of her dress, and well.

She might be the most stunning thing Daisy’s ever laid her eyes on.

Daisy shakes her head, tries to rid her mind of the thought and focus her attention back on Eduardo, but before she can even apologize for zoning out, he nudges her with a knowing smirk.

“She’s available,” he says and places his hands on her shoulders, giving her a shove in the girl’s direction that sends her stumbling for half of the distance between the two tables and quietly cursing herself for the other half, which catches the girl’s attention.

“You okay?” she asks, chuckling as Daisy regains her composure and shit. Up close, her eyes are big and bright blue, angled in the right places and crinkled around the edges from laughter.

“Yeah, um, I. Um. Petition,” Daisy splutters. At the other side of the walkway, she can see Eduardo glance away from his conversation with a pale, curly-haired boy to laugh at her.

Mark/Eduardo AU stay at home dad!Mark

Inspired by number 2 in this wonderful 5 times style fic (

I'd love to see an AU where Mark moves to NYC (even though he hates it) with Wardo after graduation and he takes care of their kids while Wardo goes off and becomes the big time businessman he always dreamed of being.

Domesticity and fluffiness is always welcome! :)

Mark/Eduardo or Jesse/Andrew; trans character AU

We've pretty much never had a trans fic in this fandom, I don't think. I'm craving one. TSN or TSN RPF, FtM or MtF or genderqueer, whatever. An unexpected and vivacious genderqueer Andrew rocking Jesse's conventional world, a FtM Jesse so anxious to pass that he doesn't even notice he's in a relationship with Andrew until after their fourth or fifth date (and then has to tell Andrew that he's trans and freaks out about it! but then Andrew's like hah Jesse that's totally okay omg why would I care, I think you're so handsome and wonderful!), a Mark whose anger and insecurity stems from the difficulty he has fitting into the world as a trans person, MtF Eduarda who slowly comes out during college and whom Mark is unexpectedly ~attracted to.~ Just, seriously, any of those adorable fic tropes. Please. C'mon. Someone.

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i cannot believe that none of the freaking amazing writers in this fandom has never wrote a jesse and andrew mpreg.!!can you imagine how utterly adorable a pregnant jesse would be and a equally adorable protective andrew

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yes want!!!

Andrew/Emma, Andrew/Emma/Jesse

Emma is going down on Andrew and Andrew says Jesse's name by accident. Emma isn't upset, in fact, she's kind of into the whole idea. After she gets Andrew to spill about his fling with Jesse she resolves to set up a threesome. The sexiest sex ensues!

Eduardo/Mark AU

Inspired by the above Bachelor-esque prompt - I want Beauty and the Geek style game show fic where Eduardo and Mark are paired with Eduardo as the beauty and Mark as the geek.

Bonus points for Dustin as geek and Chris as the beauty in that pairing ;)

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um this is basically eduardo/mark to a t

Ed Sheeran Lego House

Yeeeeesssss! I think exactly the same thing whenever I hear this song

OT4 and/or Mark/Eduardo

inspired by this

can we have a post deposition mark saying this maybe in some interview or maybe he participated in something like It Gets Better or anything. I just want him to say that on camera and I want Chris, Dustin, and Eduardo to see it. They've always known better than the general public that Mark is actually a person who has feelings and they witnessed him being sad but they didn't know just how until they see the interview/video/mark randomly telling a crying kid and being overheard. idk i just want some ot4 lovin' focused on Mark. PLEASE :'(

For those of you who aren't familiar with the gif, it ends with Jesse saying "So that was the best thing I ever heard"

Fill: It Gets Better (1/3)

Note:  video link is fake

To: brazillian; pressguy
From:  destroyer
Subject:  HE'S A REAL BOY!!!!

The Email came in at the end of day, addressed to Chris and himself, and only contained an video link with no further indication as to the video's subject or the the point Dustin was trying to make (aside from the typical, juvenile, Dustin subject line).  Eduardo sighs, debating between viewing the link now, or closing up and calling it a night, and waiting until morning when he is back in the office to view whatever insanity Dustin felt compelled to share.  Praying just once that he won't regret it in the end, Eduardo shoots off a quit initial reply to the Email that simply states, You really need to update you contact list, man, before clicking on the link provided. He is just getting settled back in his desk chair, holding out hope the video won't take long, when Marks face pops up on Eduardo's computer screen and he finds himself sitting at rigid attention, unable to look away.

"Um... Hi, um yeah, hi, my name is Mark Zuckerberg, I'm... I'm gay, and I just wanted to let you know... It does... It does get better... I think..." 

There is a pause in whatever Mark was about to say, the normally cool and calculating eyes taking on a more intimidated uncertainty as they dart left and right while he bites his lower lip, thinking, or perhaps mustering up the courage to open up to a million people who otherwise probably wouldn't really care what a billionaire had to say about claiming to understand, because really, what could possibly suck about Mark Zuckerberg's life?  How could he possibly understand?

"I wasn't always the popular kid among my classmates, not in elementary school, not in middle school, and definitely not in high school (unless someone needed tutoring).  I didn't know I was gay back then... Well, I guess I probably was... I just, there were more important things going on then, I didn't have time..." Mark stops to clear his throat.  "Even so, I was always the kid who couldn't wait for it to all be over.  I couldn't wait until I graduated so I could leave a town that really didn't do or have anything to offer me (aside from my family), and get to Harvard.  There was no question that was where I was going, based on my intelligence and grade point average alone, and when I finally got there, my parents dropping me off, leaving me on my own for the first time in my still young life, it felt like the world was mine to discover and experience and finally enjoy for once, finally be accepted not for who I was but for what I had to offer."

Eduardo/Mark or [gen], Pi day!

Tomorrow is Pi day (3rd month, 14th day!). If there was ever a fandom that needed to mark this occasion on some way, it is this one! Go to it!

of blueberries and mornings - minifill

Mark wakes up to the smell of pie.

Not just any pie - blueberry pie, which is his favorite. He grins, getting out of bed relatively quickly.

Eduardo's standing at the table, setting it up nicely, and Mark laughs, soft. He can still barely believe it, that Eduardo's here, that they live together, that everything is - nice, now.

"Wardo?" he says, walking into the kitchen.

Wardo grins when he turns around, and pulls Mark in for a kiss. He tastes like flour and blueberries, and when he pulls away Mark lets out a soft noise, shaking his head, pulling him back in.

When they properly separate, Wardo touches the tip of Mark's nose. "I have pie for you."

"Why?" Mark asks, sitting down.

Wardo shrugs, grinning, and kisses the side of his neck. "It's March fourteenth. Three point one four. Pi day."

Mark laughs, loud, and stands up, quick, to kiss him again. Wardo gets him up on the table, and Mark's legs wrap around him.

"You should know," Mark whispers, "that it's really sexy when you know things like that."

Wardo grins, and pulls away, gesturing to the plate. "Well, try it," he says, impatience dripping from his words.

Mark laughs, and nods, grabbing the plate.

He eats still sitting on top of the table, and after a moment Wardo sits next to him, swinging his legs, their hips next to each other.

"I love you," Wardo whispers.

Mark turns to catch him in a kiss, smiling. "I love you, too."

"Happy pi day," Wardo says, and he's laughing at the absolute cheesiness of it all.

Mark nods, and he can't keep the grin from appearing.

Happy indeed.

Eduardo/Sean - wedding and honeymoon

How have they not gotten married yet!?!
Can I see some wedding shenanigans with the whole motley crew and then hopefully serious sexXxy times on the (obviously lavish) honeymoon??

pleasepleaseplease would love you forever




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