The Social Network: the kink meme!

It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))

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THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.



Lol no one ever fills my prompts life is hard

Re: Eduardo/Sean

bahahah how is sean parker even a real person. i can't follow his twitter because it makes my head explode.

BY WHICH I MEAN I NEED THIS. omg keep posting e/s prompts because a) we always need more and b) they are wonderfullll, but yeah- i feel your pain on not getting filled!

Mark has a twin (Mark/Nick, Unrequited Mark/Eduardo?)

Mark has a twin named Nick (from 30 Seconds or Less), over break Eduardo goes to visit Mark over summer vacation and falls a bit in love with said brother. Nick is relaxed and giving in all the ways Mark is not, if not a bit of a slacker. Mark is jealous but won't say anything, and there's some angst. Eduardo might have had feelings for Mark at some point, he might believe that they could never be returned and thus moves on. (Also, Mark/Nick could be a fling and Mark/Eduardo could be endgame if you want) I just think it would be interesting to see Mark with a twin because that is such a unique bond, especially if they're opposites. Also, to contrast with the Winkelvii. Also, I think Nick is a very sexy character because he is an asshole in an entirely different way than Mark. I don't know. It might just be Jesse in tight t-shirts that makes him attractive.

Re: Mark has a twin (Mark/Nick, Unrequited Mark/Eduardo?)

Ugh yes! Seconded so hard!

Re: Mark has a twin (Mark/Nick, Unrequited Mark/Eduardo?) - (Anonymous), 2012-01-22 03:18 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark - hacker!Eduardo

So sort of related to current events - can we get hacker!Eduardo? Post-dilution/depositions Eduardo just says 'screw you' to the business world, his parents and gets involved with hacking or something similar. Heh, it'd be rather awesome to have Eduardo backing MU and getting arrested and Mark being, "".

[rpf]: andrew/jesse


this is andrew.
jesse really fucking wants that inside him.

where the wind sighs ; 1/2

the title is from touch me from spring awakening because i'm just imagining jesse staring at andrew and singing "touch me, just like that". (I don’t understand either.) he likes musical theater, it makes sense. or something. /end rambling

also, OP, I am so sorry this is more sappy than sexy. I tried but this FLUFF came in and wouldn’t leave. I hope it’s adequate, anyway!


Jesse has never been a very sexual being.

He – well, he gets the appeal of sex and things like that, but he’s never really felt the drive himself. He’s had sex, a fair few times, but each time was more about thinking and trying to make the other person happy than his actual pleasure.

He’s never looked at a person and thought I really want to have sex with this person.

But, of course, he’s never lived with Andrew before.


He sees it for the first time after Andrew gets out of the shower.

Jesse’s eating a bowl of Cheerios and Andrew walks out of the bathroom, toweling off his hair, and wearing nothing other than a pair of underwear.

Jesse blinks, and looks down at his cereal again, flushing furiously.

Andrew grins at him, entirely oblivious.

The thing is – well, Jesse’s never really noticed with anyone before but Andrew is huge. And he hasn’t thought about Andrew in a sexual way (he’s thought about him in several unprofessional ones, but never explicitly sexual – he finds himself blushing too much whenever he does) but he is, now.

“Jess?” he hears, and lifts up his head. Look at his face. Yeah. That’s right.

“Me? I’m fine.” He forces a grin. “Absolutely. Want breakfast?”

Andrew frowns at him but nods, sitting down, draping the towel over the back of the chair.

Jesse closes his eyes, leaning back, hissing out a breath through his teeth.


He’s never been an explicitly sexual being, but he – oh, he just wants.

He wants Andrew to fuck into him, nice and slow – but he wants it fast, too – and he wants to wrap his lips around Andrew’s cock, wants to see how much of it he can swallow down before he can’t breathe.

It would be so much easier, he thinks, if he didn’t want Andrew in other ways, too.

He wants Andrew to wrap his arms around him as they fall asleep. He wants their legs tangled together. He wants to wake up in the mornings and be able to breathe Andrew in, to feel him next to him and know he won’t leave.

(Logically, he knows that’s not going to happen; he knows that Andrew might leave no matter if he returns Jesse’s (entirely silly) feelings or not.

But it’s nice to pretend that in a world where Jesse isn’t alone in this wanting, Andrew would stay.)


Andrew doesn’t like wearing clothes, Jesse has determined.

After the underwear incident, he stops wearing a shirt nearly totally, choosing instead to walk around in just shorts, or boxers, or (once) a towel.

Jesse stares at whatever it is that he’s doing and tries not to turn pink. (He fails.)

Andrew can tell something’s up; Jesse knows it, by the way Andrew’s smiles are more forced, the way he shies away from Jesse, now.

And it’s better, like that; because Andrew is beautiful and Jesse is less than. Andrew deserves someone who’s as wonderful as he is, and Jesse – well, he isn’t.

Edited at 2012-01-23 05:15 am (UTC)

where the wind sighs ; 2/3 - rumpledlinen, 2012-01-23 05:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
where the wind sighs ; 3/3 - rumpledlinen, 2012-01-23 05:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: where the wind sighs ; 3/3 - slasher48, 2012-01-23 01:40 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: where the wind sighs ; 3/3 - (Anonymous), 2012-01-26 02:53 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: where the wind sighs ; 3/3 - (Anonymous), 2012-01-27 06:06 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark - working at google Eduardo

I'm still wanting the Eduardo at Google fic - I haven't seen one yet, only toyed with in various fics. But when I saw this articles:

But the idea of Eduardo saying that Google is like a family to him, i think could be very interesting for reaction at Facebook :D


Hurt/Comfort over one of them not being able to get an erection.

Eduardo/Mark - demon!Eduardo

Inspired by this:

FILL - 1/2

When Sean had decided to drop in to visit his favorite CEO, he had not expected to see two cars in the driveway already. One that he recognized, belonging to Mark, and the other that he knows he should have, but couldn't quite place. At the moment, he wishes he could go back and make himself think about it harder, because maybe he would have turned around and went back to his vehicle to visit another day, because while he loved to goad other people, Eduardo Saverin was not other people anymore.

He lets himself in, because Mark doesn't really care about privacy that much, and the door is unlocked. He goes to the bedroom because when he calls out, Mark doesn't answer and he has no personal boundaries himself. When he gets to the door, however, it's not Mark that answers it. It's Eduardo.

"Woah, man, hi," Sean says, backing away. Eduardo looks surprised, obviously not registering who he's talking to yet. Sean takes a moment to look over his shoulder. Mark is sprawled in the bed behind them, looking absolutely exhausted, his lower body covered by the mussed up sheets. Sean summarizes that he's most definitely naked and is completely sexed-out, because there is no other explanation to the slack expression he's wearing. Not even after two-day-long coding binges can make him pass out like that.

This is the moment Eduardo realizes who he is, because he bodily moves Sean out of the way, an almost hiss leaving his lips as he blocks Sean's view of Mark. Sean raises an eyebrow, but doesn't protest. When Eduardo blinks, his eyes flash darkly--like, holy shit, literally, his mind screams, and they remain that way as Eduardo glares at him.

"What are you doing here, Sean?" he asks, voice so quite it's about ten times more vehement and blood-chilling than if he had shouted in his face.

Sean thinks he's probably still high and projecting his opinions on Eduardo into manifestation, and decides to roll with it. Not because he's in denial, but because the thought of it makes him skin prick uncomfortably. Sean Parker is not intimidated by Eduardo Saverin, and he intends to prove it.

"Coming to see my CEO. What are you doing here, Saverin?" He tries to make it sound nonchalant with a little assholery sprinkled on top, he really does, but it comes out sounding more deliberate than he'd like.

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Mark/Eduardo - Never Let Me Go

Mark watches Never Let Me Go. Cue panicking, because while he can compartmentalize his business partner from his best friend, he can't disassociate the actor from Eduardo. Leading him to buy plane tickets and bursting in on Eduardo on a rant about how he shouldn't have such a ridiculously beautiful smile while he's being hurt, and should never let people take advantage of him, especially Mark.

Basically, just some self-indulgent H/C, because I don't know about you guys, but I will NEVER get over that movie. idk idk, it doesn't have to be specific, it can even be Jesse/Andrew, I just need some more NLMG reactions because there are too few fandom fics out there. That movie has RUINED me.


Mark having a break down or something and Eduardo coming round at 2am in the suit that he's conveniently wearing and comforting Mark.
I just want comforting. And preferably ~sexytimes but that's optional.


Sex while a thunderstorm is happening.

I D K, I just want Eduardo staring out the window and watching the rain, sort of awestruck, and Mark being so turned on he can't help but kiss him. And then sex.

I would prefer first time, post-depositions, but anything works!

[RPS] Andrew/Jesse - Secret Valentine

What a pretty friend of mine
We're finally intertwined
Nervous and shy for the moment we will come alive

Lay down, be still
Don't worry, talk they will
I'll take care of you tonight

When guilt fills your head
Brace yourself for love
Sweet love, secret love

It's incredibly cheesy and awkward, especially with Andrew's voice cracking from embarrassed laughing with almost every line, but Jesse can't help but fall a little more in love with Andrew with every line that tumbles out.

I can't get the image out of my head with them just laying in bed, laughing and being uncomfortably comfortable around each other


Jesse keeps getting little notes/cards while one set with cheesy lines of poetry/song lyrics on them, all of them unsigned. It's Andrew, of course.

Re: [RPS] Andrew/Jesse - Secret Valentine

applauding for the use of We the Kings lyrics.

today's chinese new year

what about an AU based on chinese traditonal new year day?


kissing in the rain.

Dot a Dot Dot (or the sound rain makes)

a/n: silly mini-fill is silly. it leaves out a lot of the bigger pieces and it really is just wangsty mcfluffy burgers. stop judging me. justin referred to in here is barthasaurus (Bartha).
disclaimer: i own nothing. never have, never will especially The Social Network, Pride and Prejudice, and Sweet Home Alabama.

It was cold, dark, and raining. It was the cliché beginning of every Gothic romance Jesse had skimmed during high school and college. The wind was howling and the droplets were cold against his skin that had been heated in his...Andrew's...their apartment upstairs. They might have been considered icy even. It came as a shock, not that it was raining but that Jesse was in the rain. He knew it was raining, thunder and the dot a dot dot of rain having been the back round orchestra for the fight between him and Andrew.

Even when he wasn't acting, his work still came home with him.

They had been arguing because why couldn't jesse just believe in himself and andrew, you just don't get it. stop complimenting me. It was a usual argument that they had been having ever since filming ended and award season was about to start and Jesse was just tired. So he blurted out things he had been keeping bottled up like how he had stole the water bottle sitting out by Katrina's make-up table (which Andrew had gotten blamed for), how Jesse had really hated his Justin's teasing comments about how Jesse loved Andrew, and how Jesse did loved Andrew.

Andrew had stared at him, a face full of too much emotion, before he opened his mouth. He looked so conflicted, hints of feelings and emotions swirling under the dim lighting in the house.
Jesse barely thought before he bolted, the idea of rejection going to be too much on his plate of nerves. He didn't want to hear the usual inane things people said when stuff like this happened. About how he was a "great guy" and "he loved him but just not like that" and "we're cool?" before the gentle (because nothing was rapid with Andrew, except falling for him) and quiet...nothing came. Andrew wouldn't hang out with him or nag him to take his pills or make him smile faced pancake because they were the closest thing to vegetarian cooking that Andrew could do for breakfast or-.

Jesse felt himself yanked backwards, turning from the momentum, and into warmth because sweatpants, bare feet, and thin tee-shirt in this weather was a a cause for concern for random pass byers who-

Who kissed Jesse like others had never kissed him before.
Warm lips pressed against his chilly ones, warm body, and hands spanning his waist

Like Andrew.

Andrew who Jesse loved.

Andrew who tipped him back, trying to shield Jesse's body from the elements but missing because Andrew was an uncoordinated deer. Andrew who's hair Jesse slid his hands through to keep him anchored so Andrew didn't drop him. Andrew who broke the kiss to shake his hair all over Jesse's face and earnestly say that Jesse "must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."
Jesse just laughed and pulled him back down for another kiss, hoping that kissing Andrew would just take away the over-whelming cliché that was his life as an actor. The dark and the rain and the night part disappearing as Andrew kissed him.

(It really didn't help when Emma pointed out that people kissed in the rain in Sweet Home Alabama two weeks later after hearing Jesse tell her the story while he and Andrew sat around sick from all the cold. Jesse might have hung up and threw his cell phone against a wall while Andrew crooned Lynyrd Skynyrd into his ear, rain hitting the window plane in the back round.)

Eduardo/Mark-Post Deposition, Eduardo's car breaks down!

Eduardo thinks that fate is a cruel bitch. It's late and it's raining when Eduardo's car breaks down 2 streets over from Mark's new house. He was just in the area for the shareholder's meeting (and really not planning on seeing Mark outside of the Facebook offices ever again) but now he finds himself calling Mark at some absurd hour, hoping that he might answer and help him out. Mark sees Eduardo's name on his caller ID and his breath catches in his chest. Could this be a second chance?


it's years after the social network, and andrew and jesse lost touch a long time ago. then award season rolls around and jesse and andrew are both in different movies that are nominated for a bunch of stuff, so they keep running into each other at all the events. cue nostalgia and feelings.

Re: jesse/andrew

I really want this, especially with them/their films up for the same awards and each thinking the other should win because, yeah, that's how they are :)


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