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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))

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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

[rpf] andrew/emma

“The thing that sums her up for me is she wants to be a baker,” said Garfield. “She’s serious about it.”

BAKER!AU. where emma is the baker and andrew is the customer who comes in to flirt with her and there are bad pick-up lines and frosting kisses and flour fights.


I want something where they have an argument, and one of them says something to the other that... doesn't hurt, but just sort of hits him pretty hard. The "wounded" one chooses to sleep the night away one the couch. The one who gets the bed tries, he really tries, to convince himself that what he said was justified, that the other just shouldn't have taken it that way, but the look on his boyfriend's face when he said it won't leave him alone. Happy ending!


there is a gorgeous hunger games au out there and a few floating around tumblr, but what about one that follows katniss and peeta's storyline?

basically (ignoring the one boy/one girl rule because of reasons),
mark = katniss
eduardo = peeta
sean = haymitch
dustin and chris = rue and thresh (my soul hurts just typing that)
tyler and cameron = cato and glimmer
divya and christy = marvel and clove
erica = foxface

Re: eduardo/mark

No Gale? Although his part in the first book is tiny.

Tyler and Cameron as Cato and Glimmer = perfect

Re: eduardo/mark - (Anonymous), 2012-03-27 07:19 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: eduardo/mark - (Anonymous), 2012-03-28 08:59 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: eduardo/mark - (Anonymous), 2012-03-28 10:08 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo, gen or slash, racism

Someone or someones is/are giving Eduardo a hard time (verbally or physically) for being an immigrant, and (more or less) Hispanic, i.e. non-white, to boot, enter protective Mark & co. (Yes, partially due to current events; I just need something with a comforting, hopeful ending telling me that the world is not that bad.)


currently feeling like a sloppy death warmed over, and i choose to fix it with sickfic. sickfic fixes all ailments, trust me on this.

so, mark gets sick (i would have chosen wardo, but i imagine subsisting off of tuna, twizzlers, pizza and beer, no sleep, and no sun, would leave mark more vulnerable to illness than eduardo), and wardo looks after him, a la spoon feeding of nyquil, cuddles, whathaveyou. maybe he makes mark some of his mom's famous miracle-sick-healing soup and force-feeds it to him, idk. i'm not picky. i would also not say no to fever!sex. just sayin'.

i just need a fever-induced mark shivering and snuggling in a dozen blankets even when he's sweating. and maybe saying things he wouldn't say under normal circumstances, because i can literally never have enough drugged/sleepy/whatever mark wordvomming his feels all over in a state of questionable consciousness.

ok back to my nest of furry blankies and giant teddybears and snotting grossly all over the place and whimpering at the cold now. fun times.

Re: mark/wardo

have you read this?
don't know if that's what you're looking for but maybe it can substitute while waiting for a fill? :)

Re: mark/wardo - (Anonymous), 2012-03-29 04:13 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: mark/wardo - (Anonymous), 2012-03-29 04:20 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: mark/wardo - (Anonymous), 2012-03-29 08:06 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark, why you should let me touch your butt

... utter crack, I just had to prompt this after seeing this post:

Mark drunkenly makes a Powerpoint on why Eduardo should let him touch his butt.

Eduardo finds it, hilarity and sex (or at least some butt groping) ensues.


So I just happened to catch the opening scene of tsn on Encore as I was double checking another dvr tonight and I got so saaad! wtf, fandom!

can someone please give me a happy, wardo/mark get together on night the harvard network crashes, plllease

and since i'm terrible at non-happy endings, maybe an implication that dilutions never happen!?!

...i'd love an undercurrent of toppy!wardo scolding bottom!mark for stressing him out so much. but not picky!

[rpf] andrew/jesse

both of them being nervous and finding each other even though it's bad luck / getting eloped / a jim & pam plan c type thing


Re: [rpf] andrew/jesse

uhm, i haven't watched the office but i did some googling, and just, do you want/need them to run away and get married or do you just want the pre-wedding jitters, no matter how they actually GET married? i ~might be filling this.

Re: [rpf] andrew/jesse - (Anonymous), 2012-03-29 07:29 pm (UTC)(Expand)
[FILL] hey baby, i think i wanna marry you (1/2) - (Anonymous), 2012-04-01 02:03 pm (UTC)(Expand)
[FILL] hey baby, i think i wanna marry you (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2012-04-01 02:14 pm (UTC)(Expand)
op - (Anonymous), 2012-04-02 05:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: op - (Anonymous), 2012-04-02 11:15 am (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Eduardo Hunger Games AU

Yet another HG prompt....or the one in which Mark and Eduardo are bff, Mark's name is chosen and Eduardo volunteers immediately as the other tribute in order to protect Mark

(let's pretend for the sake of the prompt that volunteers are only allowed before a name has been chosen)

Mark/Eduardo keptboy AU

So there is already a gorgeous fic out there in which Eduardo is the kept boy....well how about one where Mark is the kept boy

He would be just terrible....a super bitchy ice queen who always burns dinner and ruins Eduardo's 5000 Italian designer suits in the wash (I don't know what dry clean only means!) and turns all of Eduardo's underwear pink (I have to separate the whites and darks?!) something along those lines...!

Re: Mark/Eduardo keptboy AU

But of course Eduardo finds it incredibly adorable and loves him anyway

Re: Mark/Eduardo keptboy AU + bonus prompt? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-30 06:26 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo keptboy AU + bonus prompt? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-30 06:53 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo keptboy AU + bonus prompt? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-30 10:32 am (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Eduardo Twilight AU

Mark = the clumsy, awkward, expressionless Bella
Eduardo = Edward the perfect, overly protective bf
Dustin = Alice
Chris = Jasper or Rosalie
Winklevoss twins = Volturi or James!

Not sure about Jacob...could be Sean but since there's no obvious fit, I'd be okay with the love triangle being eliminated

Re: Mark/Eduardo Twilight AU

Eduardo=Edward (the name is the same LOL)
Team perfect hair!!!!

(sorry for the trolling xD)

Re: Mark/Eduardo Twilight AU - (Anonymous), 2012-03-30 06:27 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark - still a little bit of your face I haven't kissed

Just that line, really. 'Still a little bit of your face I haven't kissed' (Damien Rice, "Cannonball"). It's so... sweet and soft and tender and warm and loving and worshipping awed at getting to have this, and gets to me every single time.

Re: Eduardo/Mark - still a little bit of your face I haven't kissed

i love that song and this prompt..:)

Chris/Dustin, Parks & Rec AU

Dustin is the enthusiastic deputy director of the parks department and Chris is the buttoned-down state auditor who comes in to evaluate the department. Bonus points for Mark being Ron Swanson.

Re: Chris/Dustin, Parks & Rec AU

I think I love you. And this prompt.

Re: Chris/Dustin, Parks & Rec AU - xbriyeon, 2012-03-31 06:21 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Chris/Dustin, Parks & Rec AU - moeexyz, 2012-03-31 08:16 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Chris/Dustin, Parks & Rec AU - alienbruv, 2012-04-01 05:32 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Chris/Dustin, Parks & Rec AU - winklevii, 2012-04-01 03:28 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark, married young!Eduardo

Hey, can we have a fic in which the guys find out that Eduardo is married? One of those reasonable, class appropriate, could-in-theory-have-vetoed-but-pretty-much-arranged-and-decided-by-parents marriages? I got the idea from one of those angsty 'I cannot marry the woman I love because I already am married and I'm afraid to tell her' stories, and thought the premise would also be interesting applied here. Harvard era or post-dep, Eduardo being expected to start playing house as soon as he leaves school (and wouldn't that be a reason to not come out to California, as long as he sticks to his father's plan he at least still has that one freedom) or not having spoken to the woman in years, Eduardo being very blasé about it because it is what it is, he never expected anything else, using her as a beard, not having minded much before and only now that he's met Mark is suffering, or chafing from the leash put on him to begin with.

And how does Mark react?

There are just so many possibilities with this, and I'd love to see what you can come up with.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, married young!Eduardo

ooh, yes please

[GEN] or Eduardo/Mark or Chris/Dustin

Something to do with April's Fools! Anything.


House husband jesse and bread winner andrew. jesse cleans the home,cooks the dinner and attends all andrew's premiers,plays,award shows etc, can we have jesse as a unknown and andrew is the famous actor. and how andrew copes with trying to keep his perfect husband happy but also playing the cool stud all the fangirls want.bonus points for supportive with a touch of jealousy but still completely understanding jesse..

Re: andrew/jesse

OMG! Why has no one requested this before, perfect prompt is perfect :)

Re: andrew/jesse - (Anonymous), 2012-04-04 11:35 pm (UTC)(Expand)


Harvard era about how they meet, their relationship. Or after the lawsuit if/when she accepts his friend request. Or maybe they run into each other years after the fact. I don't care. I don't even care if they aren't endgame. Like, perhaps Erica knew Eduardo had feelings for Mark at Harvard and she can see that Mark has feelings for Eduardo now, and so she and Mark pretend to date to make Eduardo jealous. Or maybe they have a baby, because you know the lovechild of Jesse and Rooney would be so pretty and perfect, and maybe it brings them together or maybe you want to do an Eduardo/Mark kid-fic. Like I said, I don't care. I just want something with Erica and Mark being awesome. PLEASE.

Eduardo/Mark or [GEN]

I don't know if this already exists/has been prompted but I really want anorexic Mark. I've read fics that have anorexic/bulimic Eduardo and Chris, but not Mark.
Like. Mark doesn't forget to eat when he's coding, he uses coding as a distraction from eating. Or something. I don't know I'm not picky at all.

Re: Eduardo/Mark or [GEN]

eating disordered mark prompts haunting meeeeee. i almost wrote something for a similar prompt in the meme of back when ugfnakdnsa this means i'll probably have to do it. i feel like shit rn and i'm trying to wait it out so i can get in a writing mood, so gimme a few days and i'll probably start something. not like my brain isn't already whirring with ideas.

Re: Eduardo/Mark or [GEN] - (Anonymous), 2012-04-02 03:09 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark or [GEN] - (Anonymous), 2012-04-02 09:32 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Eduardo, and about an ounce of weed.

Eduardo and Mark have a ritual where every Sunday, they hotbox Mark or Eduardos room,listen to a lot of MGMT and then have high, giggly, uncoordinated sex.

[rpf] andrew/joe

listen to the audio commentary. andrew's crush is so blatant.

basically anything with the two of them, really. catsitting, flirting on set, etc, you choose! i just think they'd be adorable (also height difference, ughhh)


i want andrew and shannon to have parted on good terms because shannon knows he and jesse belong together.shannon sometimes meets up with andrew and jesse for drinks or/and are very civilised when they meet at awards shows or events. i just want andrew,shannon,and jesse to be friends..


Mark buys a certain house in Palo Alto with a brand new chimney comes on the market. He is not sentimental; he's just a fucking billionaire and maybe one day he's going to build a Mark Zuckerberg Library or something, okay?

Anyways, the important part is Eduardo and Mark have a lot of sex all over the old house.

Kinky sex? Please sir, can I have some more? Angst, only in moderation please.

Re: Eduardo/Mark


[RPF] Andrew/Emma/Jesse

give me some of that andrew/emma/jesse, I HONESTLY DON'T CARE OKAY.

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Emma/Jesse

UNF, yes. I've been craving another Andrew/Emma/Jesse threesome recently. Lord knows we've had some good ones already.

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Emma/Jesse - (Anonymous), 2012-04-07 08:49 pm (UTC)(Expand)

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse, fanmix

This fandom has really lovely fanmixes full of sweet indie songs, but let's be real, RPF!Andrew would totally have a playlist full of cheesy bubblegum pop songs dedicated to Jesse.
The cornier, the better!

Eduardo/Mark, Jesse/Andrew, maybe Andrew/Mark and Jesse/Eduardo?!

i don't know if something like this has been done before, but i really want a fic where mark and jesse switch universes or whatever (yay crack) and they have to interact with their eduardo/andrew. i just have this picture in my head of mark looking at andrew and his plaid shirts like :| and eduardo being so charmed/weirded out by all of jesse's cats.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Jesse/Andrew, maybe Andrew/Mark and Jesse/Eduardo?!

rtyi maybe?


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