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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

[rpf] andrew/jesse

all the photos of teenage andrew that have been leaking (ie, and the other ones with tom sturridge and eddie redmayne) are making me want more high school au's.

so yeah. give me quirky high school andrew with his weird hades-from-hercules hair and his cute british friends and his blatant love for all things eisenberg.

Re: [rpf] andrew/jesse

oh man, do you have links to more of these? that hair is hilarious. (and look at bb!sturridge!)

Re: [rpf] andrew/jesse - (Anonymous), 2012-01-27 10:04 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark - Topping from the bottom

When he's done fucking Mark (and Mark still hasn't gotten off), Eduardo rides him. (Or the other way around, I'm not picky.)

Re: Eduardo/Mark - Topping from the bottom


eduardo/mark + dustin


mark is the guy on the right, eduardo is on the left, dustin is in scene stealer in the middle.

fill: sunlight runs through my veins for you 1/2

I feel like this not being filled is like an insult to humanity, so I somehow managed to convince myself that maybe I could pull it off… However, it is almost two in the morning and I know nothing about sports. Well, here goes.

Reconciliation is a funny thing.

Eduardo always expected reconciliation to be dramatic, intense, and maybe even cathartic of sorts.

Turns out, reconciliation is just change, acceptance, and forgiveness. Not necessarily in that order though.

But really, Eduardo already had a little bit of these things before reconciliation. He had changed, he had accepted the situation, and he had forgiven Mark—and himself for that matter—for being young and foolish. And apparently Mark had too. He had changed, he had accepted the situation, and he had forgiven himself and Eduardo. Of course, Eduardo didn’t know that at the time.

All that was needed was something to put these things together, something to push things forward.

That something just happened to be a party that Eduardo attends on a whim on his increasingly frequent and mandatory business trips to Palo Alto.

One of his co-workers had texted him earlier about a party later that night at some Silicon Valley techie’s house, and Eduardo had looked at it but not really acknowledged it until he came back from his meetings. The meetings had been tedious and seemingly endless, and all of a sudden, the party hadn’t seemed like such a bad idea.

So he went, still dressed to the nines in his suit, and upon walking into the house he had been hit by a huge wave of nostalgia. The room was full of the kind of people he had been fond of back at Harvard holding plastic red cups full of spiked—legally this time—punch with old ’02 era music blasting from the obviously very high tech sound system in the TV room. He felt extremely out of place in his Armani suit in the presence of old convention t-shirts and cargo pants, and laughed as another familiar wave of nostalgia washed over him. So, it was only natural that he thought he was imagining things when he heard an all too familiar voice behind him.

“Wardo?” Nostalgia can be quite ridiculous. “Eduardo Saverin? Is that you?” He realized that maybe this wasn’t the work of nostalgia and turned around eyes wide.

“Mark?” When he turned around and saw him in person for the first time in two years he was surprised. He had expected pain, expected anger, expected twinges of hate. Instead he felt a familiar fondness and an underlying sadness. “I-it’s been a long time.”

Mark’s lips quirked up a little. “It really has, hasn’t it?” The conversation came to a pause as Eduardo continued to awkwardly place all the different emotions he was feeling and Mark shifted from foot to foot as he bit his lip as if he was trying to find the right thing to say.
Eduardo realized that there were truly no more bitter feelings when he looked at Mark so he smiled, walked over and asked, “How have you been?”
And that was reconciliation.

fill: sunlight runs through my veins for you 2/3 - (Anonymous), 2012-01-29 10:27 am (UTC)(Expand)
fill: sunlight runs through my veins for you 3/3 - (Anonymous), 2012-01-29 10:28 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: sunlight runs through my veins for you 3/3 - (Anonymous), 2012-01-30 01:20 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: sunlight runs through my veins for you 3/3 - (Anonymous), 2012-01-30 01:29 am (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2012-01-29 03:20 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP - (Anonymous), 2012-01-30 01:44 am (UTC)(Expand)
(no subject) - oflights, 2012-01-29 07:56 pm (UTC)(Expand)
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2012-01-30 02:11 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: sunlight runs through my veins for you 3/3 - (Anonymous), 2012-01-29 08:03 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: sunlight runs through my veins for you 3/3 - (Anonymous), 2012-01-30 02:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: sunlight runs through my veins for you 3/3 - (Anonymous), 2012-02-01 07:06 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: sunlight runs through my veins for you 3/3 - (Anonymous), 2012-02-01 07:10 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: sunlight runs through my veins for you 3/3 - (Anonymous), 2012-03-12 08:35 am (UTC)(Expand)

chris/dustin/eduardo/mark - ot4

you know the kissing family from snl?

that's basically how things are in the kirkland suite. everyone makes out with everyone.

Re: chris/dustin/eduardo/mark - ot4


Re: chris/dustin/eduardo/mark - ot4 - (Anonymous), 2012-01-29 08:51 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: chris/dustin/eduardo/mark - ot4 - (Anonymous), 2012-03-12 08:42 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: chris/dustin/eduardo/mark - ot4 - szoszo, 2012-06-17 08:18 am (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Eduardo-Pushed in the pool!

So, in this scenario the night Mark forgets Wardo at the airport it's not raining. Instead of having their whole fight in the hall they go outside by the pool. Eduardo gets frustrated and pushes Mark in the pool, only to find out that Mark can't swim all that well. Eduardo jumps in after him and saves him obviously, because he's mad but he'd never want to hurt Mark. He's all worried after and apologizing, practically forgetting why he pushed Mark in in the first place, maybe it's the shock of the water or just him finally taking a moment to realize, but Mark knows Eduardo cares about him and he explains his whole feelings of why he really just needs Eduardo there, not just for the company, but for him. It's sappy and they're dumb and maybe Wardo kisses him.

-Or, a 5 times fic where every time they kiss it's in a pool or around the pool and they get together in the end without managing to drown eachother.
-I just want something summery because it's cold.

Re: Mark/Eduardo-Pushed in the pool!


eduardo/mark au

Chris makes Mark hire a maid for his house & of course the maid is Eduardo. Chris can't help but point out that maids don't typically buy/cook your food & basically tuck you into bed.

FILL 1a/?

Mark wakes up to the smell of bacon, which doesn't seem particularly extraordinary if taken out of context. But taking into account that Mark has not woken up to that particular smell since he was in high school, it's a bit odd. At first he thinks that maybe it's the remnants of a dream. He has dreamed about bacon before; his subconscious seems to yearn for cooked food.

But as he rubs the sleep from his eyes and sits up in bed, it becomes clear that he is in fact awake, and there are sounds coming from the kitchen down the hall, which should be empty if he's not in it.

There's that one time that he had woken up to Dustin inside his house, particularly to Dustin's face a few inches from his, which had been vaguely horrifying for a number of reasons. But that had happened because he had forgotten his key at the offices in an episode of sleep deprivation. That was a very isolated incident; he has not made the same mistake again since.

He tries to remember whether or not he locked his doors last night, and he thinks he's able to remember it fairly clearly.

So there's someone in his house. He can't imagine why a burglar would be cooking bacon instead of burglarizing, especially since he knows for a fact that there was no bacon inside his refrigerator. The burglar would have had to bring their own. And no one does that, right?

Mark swings his feet over the side of the bed and stands, ignoring the chill of being in only a t-shirt and boxer shorts after the warmth of his down comforter. He hears the distant pop of the toaster and hesitates.

Maybe a serial killer exists somewhere in the world who ritualizes their killings by making their victims' final meals. Maybe that serial killer is in his kitchen. Maybe Mark is minutes away from being murdered in his own home.

It could happen.

But on the other hand, that smell is making his mouth water and his stomach is actually complaining a little bit. At least he'll get a decent meal in before he dies. That should make Chris happy, who is always pestering him to eat.

Still groggy, Mark manages to snatch his cell phone off of the end table, just in case he does need to call the cops, before he shuffles out into the hallway. The light from the kitchen shines at the end of it, and he hears a light clatter of kitchen utensils. (He can't get specific here, since he's only used about two of them since moving in. He didn't even buy them in the first place. That's what assistants are for.)

He makes his way to the kitchen, hears the sizzle of oil as he draws closer, and finds himself squinting at the back of a tall, unrecognizable figure with, quite frankly, ridiculous hair. Who is indeed making bacon in Mark's kitchen. He's wearing an apron and everything. And humming something disturbingly cheerful under his breath, which makes the serial killer theory a little more likely.

"Hi," Mark says.

Apron-wearing-serial-killer starts and turns quickly, a long fingered hand settling over his heart. "Jesus! I didn't hear you come up behind me."

Right. Because Mark is the sneaky one in this situation.

Apron-wearing-serial-killer grins. His smile does not look particularly sinister, but it is unnaturally wide and bright.

Mark figures he better get right to it. He clears his throat and says perfunctorily, "What are you doing in my house?"

Apron-wearing-serial-killer has the gall to look nonplussed. "I'm doing my job?" He holds up the tongs in his right hand as if for emphasis.

"Which is?" Mark runs a hand over his face. His voice still sounds hoarse with sleep. He's missed something here, hasn't he?

Apron-wearing-serial-killer hesitates, seems to reconsider things. "Your assistant did tell you I was starting today, right? I thought... We've been doing the whole background check, non-disclosure agreement, debriefing thing for a couple of weeks now."

Mark thinks about this. Somewhere in the last 48 hours, which have been spent in a soupy haze of code and red bull, he concedes that his assistant may have had a conversation with him.

Suddenly it comes to him. "You're the maid."

Another ridiculous smile. "I prefer housekeeper."

"I think that's also a feminine term. Maybe you mean housecleaner."

"I'm eschewing gender norms here. I prefer housekeeper."

FILL 1b/? - alienbruv, 2012-02-24 10:32 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 1c/? - alienbruv, 2012-02-24 10:33 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 1c/? - (Anonymous), 2012-02-24 10:55 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 1c/? - (Anonymous), 2012-02-24 11:03 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 1c/? - (Anonymous), 2012-02-25 01:01 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 1c/? - summer_c0329, 2012-02-25 03:39 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 1c/? - slasher48, 2012-02-25 05:17 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 1c/? - anyssia, 2012-02-25 08:41 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 1c/? - alienbruv, 2012-02-26 06:49 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 1c/? - anyssia, 2012-02-26 10:45 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 1c/? - xbriyeon, 2012-02-26 05:58 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 2a/? - alienbruv, 2012-02-26 03:20 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 2b/? - alienbruv, 2012-02-26 03:22 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 2c/? - alienbruv, 2012-02-26 03:30 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 2d/? - alienbruv, 2012-02-26 03:34 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2d/? - xiaodengzijd, 2012-02-26 03:51 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-02-26 03:52 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2d/? - pasdexcuses, 2012-02-26 04:02 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2d/? - xbriyeon, 2012-02-26 06:03 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-02-26 06:14 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2d/? - slasher48, 2012-02-26 06:36 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2d/? - alienbruv, 2012-02-26 07:09 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-02-26 08:46 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-02-26 12:52 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-02-26 05:12 pm (UTC)(Expand)
OP - reject36, 2012-02-27 02:54 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 3a/? - alienbruv, 2012-02-28 05:37 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 3b/? - alienbruv, 2012-02-28 05:42 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 3c/? - alienbruv, 2012-02-28 05:45 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 3d/? - alienbruv, 2012-02-28 05:46 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3d/? - xbriyeon, 2012-02-28 06:26 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-02-28 11:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3d/? - meisterdieb, 2012-02-28 05:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-02-28 06:46 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3d/? - xiaodengzijd, 2012-02-28 06:51 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3d/? - jasmasson, 2012-02-28 10:21 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3d/? - anyssia, 2012-02-29 12:48 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 4a/? - alienbruv, 2012-03-01 05:06 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 4a/? - anyssia, 2012-03-01 05:17 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 4a/? - xbriyeon, 2012-03-01 05:29 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 4a/? - jasmasson, 2012-03-01 06:05 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 4a/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-01 06:59 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 4a/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-01 10:01 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 4a/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-02 04:04 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 4b/? - alienbruv, 2012-03-02 06:02 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 4c/? - alienbruv, 2012-03-02 06:05 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 4c/? - sleepy_mornings, 2012-03-02 08:14 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 4c/? - xbriyeon, 2012-03-02 08:32 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 4c/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-02 04:57 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 4c/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-02 11:58 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 4c/? - reject36, 2012-03-03 10:05 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 4c/? - julesmind, 2012-03-10 04:31 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 4c/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-12 11:01 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 5a/? - alienbruv, 2012-03-12 11:39 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 5b/? - alienbruv, 2012-03-12 11:41 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 5c/? - alienbruv, 2012-03-12 11:42 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 5d/? - alienbruv, 2012-03-13 12:12 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 5d/? - xbriyeon, 2012-03-13 01:22 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 5d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-13 02:34 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 5d/? - jasmasson, 2012-03-13 09:10 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 5d/? - celestialteap0t, 2012-03-13 06:25 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 5d/? - meisterdieb, 2012-03-13 10:45 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 5d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-14 03:48 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 5d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-14 04:24 pm (UTC)(Expand)
(no subject) - nowadventuring, 2012-03-15 08:35 am (UTC)(Expand)
OP - reject36, 2012-03-15 01:41 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP - alienbruv, 2012-03-18 01:00 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 5d/? - julesmind, 2012-03-15 10:23 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 6a/? - alienbruv, 2012-03-18 12:20 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 6b/? - alienbruv, 2012-03-18 12:22 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 6a/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-18 12:24 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 6c/? - alienbruv, 2012-03-18 12:25 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 6d/? - alienbruv, 2012-03-18 12:28 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 6d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-18 12:55 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 6d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-18 01:08 am (UTC)(Expand)
(no subject) - xbriyeon, 2012-03-18 01:29 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: FILL 6d/? - skyearth85, 2012-03-18 10:07 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 6d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-18 12:31 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 6d/? - julesmind, 2012-03-18 10:56 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 6d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-19 04:36 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 6d/? - lnotation, 2012-03-19 05:01 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 7a/? - alienbruv, 2012-03-20 12:37 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 7b/? - alienbruv, 2012-03-20 12:41 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 7b/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-20 01:20 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 7c/? - alienbruv, 2012-03-20 12:42 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 7d/? - alienbruv, 2012-03-20 12:46 am (UTC)(Expand)
(no subject) - nowadventuring, 2012-03-20 01:14 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 7d/? - distantemotivo, 2012-03-20 01:33 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 7d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-20 01:51 am (UTC)(Expand)
(no subject) - xbriyeon, 2012-03-20 05:19 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 7d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-20 07:03 am (UTC)(Expand)
op - reject36, 2012-03-22 02:25 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 7d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-25 05:47 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 7d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-29 05:13 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 7d/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-30 12:59 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 7a/? - (Anonymous), 2012-03-25 05:51 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 8a/? - alienbruv, 2012-04-01 03:58 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 8b/? - alienbruv, 2012-04-01 04:02 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 8c/? - alienbruv, 2012-04-01 04:03 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 8d/? - alienbruv, 2012-04-01 04:06 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 8e/? - alienbruv, 2012-04-01 04:08 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 8e/? - skyearth85, 2012-04-01 09:55 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 8e/? - xbriyeon, 2012-04-01 10:39 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 8e/? - (Anonymous), 2012-04-02 03:55 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 8e/? - hold_onhope, 2012-04-02 10:44 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 9a/? - alienbruv, 2012-04-12 10:04 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 9b/? - alienbruv, 2012-04-12 10:05 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 9c/? - alienbruv, 2012-04-12 10:07 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 9c/? - meisterdieb, 2012-04-12 10:32 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 9c/? - (Anonymous), 2012-04-12 10:53 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 9c/? - xbriyeon, 2012-04-13 02:07 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 9c/? - luannab, 2012-04-13 03:29 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 9c/? - (Anonymous), 2012-04-14 03:24 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 9c/? - hold_onhope, 2012-04-15 05:45 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 9c/? - serenatechair, 2012-04-17 02:27 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 9c/? - (Anonymous), 2012-04-19 04:46 am (UTC)(Expand)
OP - reject36, 2012-04-20 08:46 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 9c/? - aubergineautumn, 2012-04-23 06:12 am (UTC)(Expand)
Morning Song 10a/? - alienbruv, 2012-05-09 04:48 am (UTC)(Expand)
Morning Song 10b/? - alienbruv, 2012-05-09 04:49 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Morning Song 10b/? - (Anonymous), 2012-05-09 05:14 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Morning Song 10b/? - xbriyeon, 2012-05-09 05:39 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Morning Song 10b/? - summer_c0329, 2012-05-09 06:06 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Morning Song 10b/? - leladancer18, 2012-05-09 04:13 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Morning Song 10b/? - luannab, 2012-05-10 03:10 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Morning Song 10b/? - (Anonymous), 2012-05-24 04:07 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Morning Song 10b/? - (Anonymous), 2012-07-12 12:04 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Morning Song 10b/? - sakurita, 2012-09-15 05:15 am (UTC)(Expand)

rpf andrew/jesse; wolf!andrew , little red riding hood!Jesse

Inspired from a prompt from above.

Wolf!Andrew is trolling around his area one day when he spots Jesse in his little, grey hoodie (on his way to help out his eccentric best friend Emma). And attempts to mate with him. It doesn't work but they still lock up/ Andrew knots and Jesse bitches at him about being so inconsiderate. So Andrew starts trying to do nice things to make up for the embarrassing situation. Jesse accepts it but alas, everytime the make love, Andrew knots up like the alpha dog he is.

Please no actual bestiality. I mean wolf!Andrew as someone who has like wolf ears and a tail, but is still a human. Werewolf could work too even I guess.

Bonus points if Joe Mazello shows up at any point. Because he is a boss. And if a wolf!Justin Bartha shows up trying to claim Jesse I ain't going to be mad.

Re: rpf andrew/jesse; wolf!andrew , little red riding hood!Jesse


Eduardo/Sean, amateur porn AU

Sean's first time doing gay porn. Eduardo eases him into it. Their chemistry surprises everyone.

Co-starring (in the fic, not in the porn) Mark as Eduardo's loyal snarky best friend/roomate who picks him up after shoots and cuts down every guy he fucks... Chris as the sweet mild guy who always surprises people when he tops the fuck out of everyone... Christy as Eduardo's other bestie and a fellow porn actor... Dustin as Mark and Eduardo's roommate who is, well, Dustin, and is forever asking Eduardo for sex advice and salivating over Christy...


[Gen] Koala!Dustin

Dustin is turned into a Koala Bear. like this one (


harvard era

ever heard of the Fever Dream trope? it's when somebody experiences images of the future, (like sexual scenarios that haven't happened yet, for instance) and it can be brought on by illness or drugs.

anyway, how about somebody slipped a little something-something in mark's drink and he's starts seeing visions of he and eduardo getting it on. cue to weeks of avoiding eduardo, who feels confused and hurt, and mark feeling sexually frustrated as fuck.

Re: Eduardo/Mark


Re: Eduardo/Mark - (Anonymous), 2012-03-29 05:15 am (UTC)(Expand)

[RPF] andrew/jesse


the idea of andrew getting hurt but continuing on his first date with jesse until he physically cannot anymore is somehow strangely adorable to me. (also give me h/c! jesse sitting down and holding andrew until the ambulance comes, all confused and scared but still totally into this weirdo.)

Eduardo/Sean: Tender hate sex

Sean and Eduardo hook up to have what they assume will be hate sex. Eduardo, still pissed about the dilution, insists on topping and is prepared to fuck Sean so hard that he'll feel it for a week. Sean, despite his reputation as an indiscriminate libertine, has never actually had sex with a man before. Being Sean, he doesn't share this with Wardo.

So they start. It goes about as well as expected. Eduardo, seeing Sean in pain and more than a little vulnerable, begins to make love to him (after giving him the option to stop, of course). Lots of kissing, touching, and sweet murmurs. He makes Sean's first time with a guy as nice as possible.

End with some post coital cuddles.

andrew/jesse or eduardo/mark

eduardo/andrew is the guy the girl brings home in 'some boys don't leave.' it is love at first sight.

Re: andrew/jesse or eduardo/mark


Re: andrew/jesse or eduardo/mark - (Anonymous), 2012-01-30 07:41 am (UTC)(Expand)
So my little brother goes to a really fancy school, and today I had to go with him because the kids were issued with their own touch screen laptop things that they use instead of paper for taking notes and keeping homework on etc, and we had to all learn how to use it. (My mother knows nothing about tech so I went instead since only one adult could attend.)

Anyway, it's an all boys school so there were tons of boys there with their dads, and the head of the IT department is basically teaching all of us to suck eggs, (this is a USB port, don't leave a dongle plugged in, this is the power switch,) and all I could think was... what if one of these guys was Mark and his kid???

Like Wardo sends him along cause he's the computer guy, and it's Saturday so he doesn't have to work and it'll be good for him to know how to access their kids schoolwork. So Mark goes and is the snarkiest, eyerolly-est, no-don't-do-that-do-this bastard in the room, just scoffing and showing the teachers up with his supreme tech skills, especially when they're like, 'don't fix it yourself, don't upload your own software, don't download illegally it'll all void your warranty.)

The cuteness would be epic.

TL/DR: Mark goes with his son to his tablet computer orientation. Mark knows all.

Eduardo/Mark - Orientation

Sorry, forgot subject - my bad!

Re: Eduardo/Mark - Orientation - summer_c0329, 2012-01-30 03:43 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark - Orientation - (Anonymous), 2012-01-31 04:44 am (UTC)(Expand)
(no subject) - pasdexcuses, 2012-01-30 02:05 am (UTC)(Expand)
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2012-01-30 12:35 pm (UTC)(Expand)


jesse's pov. how does jesse deal with seeing the love of his life and his best friend fake date.i want to know how he feels about it all.did he agree to it or did this come right out of a publicist's office.?does he choose where they go on these dates.? this all stems from me really badly wanting to know how the real jesse feels about it.


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