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[PART NINE] & Some News
Mark Zuckerberg
oresteia wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




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Yes. Just this. Write whatever you want with it.

pity the living - minifill

title from harry potter because i am annoying like that. um. i hope this is adequate, OP!

Mark stares at him from across the deposition table. His face is - it's devoid of emotion, almost, but Eduardo knows better than to say that. He knows better than to think Mark could be the robot so many think he is; because Mark feels things, possibly more than anyone else does. He just - he shows them in different ways.

It's in the way he nuzzles Eduardo's hand when he's sleepy, the way he presses his fingers against the curve of a wrist, lightning-quick, when he's grateful. It's in the soft sigh, the barest smile that appears at the corners of his lips when he's happy.

He feels, so much.

Eduardo keeps his face a mask, even as his heart breaks, spilling over the table. He wants to pick up the remains of his heart, wants to throw them at Mark, hold them in his hands. He wants to do something to get his attention; wants to scream if you miss me so much how could you do that to me over and over but he won't, he can't.

He sits on the other side of a table that might as well be across the world for all the distance it puts between them.

"Mr. Saverin?" he hears, and looks up, eyes widening the barest amount.

"Yes, sorry," and he returns to his story.

Mark keeps staring.


It's not until later that they talk.

Mark signs the contract and so does Eduardo and he's half a billion richer but it doesn't feel like he thought it would.

Lawyers trickle out. A pretty lady with dark hair pulls Mark in for a hug, a soft pat on the back. She seems nice; not the kind of person Mark would attract, but Eduardo's not judging. He's not that sort of person, not that petty.

Mark stares at him, biting his lip, and turns to leave, shoulders hunched.

It's empty in the room except for them, and Eduardo's voice is raspy when he calls out. "Mark."

He stiffens, shoulders straightening a bit, and he turns around. "Yes?"

He hasn't been sleeping; there are circles under his eyes and his face seems paler, somehow, though Mark was always the whitest person Eduardo knew. He closes his eyes against the want that courses through him, and it's replaced by the dull anger that he recognizes as his, and his alone.

"Never mind," and these are bitten off words because he can't take any more of that face from Mark. He needs a reaction, no matter what it is, needs Mark to show something other than the hurt etched into every line of his face.

Mark doesn't move, though. He nods, and he slumps back down. It would be imperceptible to anyone else, but Eduardo's spent a long time learning to read Mark.

He wants to reach out, wants to call, but he has no idea what he'd say.

"Goodbye," Mark says, and Eduardo very carefully doesn't worry about the way his voice sounds, the way the word comes out as though by force. Mark hates him; he must, he must because there's no other way he'd do what he did.

Eduardo nods, once, curt. It's not an ending; it's nothing. It's what might have been and what they could have had and it's the beginning of the end, he supposes, if he's being that dramatic. (Or the end of the end; because it began in the hallway, it began with you're going to be left behind and the hot anger pouring up his throat.)

He doesn't say a word to Mark, holds onto the anger and the hurt coursing through him. He's going to let that carry him a long time.

And Mark leaves.


Can I get some kind of college AU where there's a love triangle between Jesse, Andrew and a third person? Preferably a guy, maybe Justin Timberlake or something? Justin Bartha?

this has no title yet (1a/?)

jesse always starts a party intending not to drink. but then he’s got joe and emma and armie and brenda and whoever on his ass, shoving a beer or vodka or gin in a red solo cup into his hand, so he never sticks to that promise for long.

the parties he and his friends have feel like music. there’s a lot of music, which might be the reason, but everything is so smooth and lovely - at least, what he remembers of it. it literally feels like a song. and it always starts with a sober promise. but that promise is complete and total bullshit.

he’s always been a bit of a lightweight, so the alcohol kicks in quick. he’s tucked under emma’s arm for a while, while the group of them sings some dumb top 40 atrocity and he just smiles. he smiles a lot when he’s drunk, which isn’t a bad thing, but he’s a lot more loose, less cautious. and he tends to wander.

he knows why, of course, but he keeps the specificity under the wraps for the most part. it’s not worth the trouble and even if everyone else knows, they also know it’s not worth the trouble of bringing it up. everyone loves to hug him at parties - for some reason or another, he’s very huggable - but he always just ends up downstairs. with the doorman.

it’s strange, but jesse’s a bit strange, so he’s fine with it.

the doorman’s name is aziz and he’s a little bit older than they are, but not by too much. jesse’s a junior and aziz would have already graduated if he went to college. but he didn’t, right out of high school he started playing comedy clubs and he’s actually pretty good. well, jesse’s never seen him live but he’s seen a few youtube clips and the dude is funny. he only has a night shift on thursdays and he works days the rest of the week and jesse’s friends always want to get drunk thursdays (and fridays and saturdays) because no one has class friday so he always visits aziz. at this point it’s habit but jesse loves telling aziz about geography, what he had for lunch, which cast recording he listened to most recently. and the cool thing is, aziz laughs and smiles and just lets jesse chill. of course, jesse is always totally hammered when he’s with aziz but it’s nice to feel calm and he totally makes jesse feel calm to the point where he can just bullshit and it’s no big deal.

he says, “do you even know where darfur is? most people talk and talk and talk about it but half of them don’t even know where it is?”

and aziz says, “it’s in sudan, dude.”

and jesse says, “well at least you’re not completely ill informed.”

it’s nice, the dynamic they have. at least, these are jesse’s drunk thoughts. but they’d probably have a good relationship sober too. in fact, if jesse ever sees aziz at the front desk when he’s sober, he always gives a small wave. more than that and he’d probably die of embarrassment. he takes baby steps with that kind of thing.

he’s getting ready to get more in depth about the darfur genocides with aziz when joe comes bursting out of the elevator.

jesse rolls his eyes because they do this to him every single time. “what? i’m having an intelligent conversation right now, i can’t hear you, la la la.”

joe punches jesse playfully in the arm. joe punches when he’s drunk. “you have to come back upstairs.”

“why ever would i do that? as soon as i leave, you all drag me back? did you ever think i may actually want to be gone?”

joe rolls his eyes and slaps jesse on the back. he also slaps when drunk. “look, if i know you at all, which i totally do - i know you the best - you’re really going to want to come up stairs. like, i know you so well, i know you’re itching to like, get banged right now and you know who’s upstairs and you know he wants to bang you, so...”

and this is the exact second when jesse has decided to cut all ties with aziz because the dude is really awesome and funny and nice but now he knows about jesse’s tendencies to get, quote, banged and jesse has absolutely no desire to deal with that weird look he’ll get tomorrow morning.

joe pulls jesse towards the elevator and jesse gives a small goodbye nod to aziz who is clearly cracking the fuck up. there is a whispered “i hate you” in joe’s general direction and joe just grins. he grins most of all when drunk.

- - anything based on this! This fandom needs a You've Got Mail Au, maybe Eduardo meets Mark through livejournal and they become friends online, but they're business rivals? Really I would be happy with anything


Forgot the subject, sorry, mods ;(


I'd love a fic about how Andrew reacts to Jesse's current hair style. Like in this pic:


can we just not, rl! eduardo i have too many feels

why can i see them using timeline to reconcile

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rl!eduardo breaks my heart in ways that even Andrew's amazing portrayal never could...

Eduardo/Mark, genderswap

Girl Eduardo and chubby!girl Mark.
I don't know I just thought of this now I can't stop thinking about it! Maybe Mark is all self conscious about her weight and Eduardo is all sweet and lovey and just fluff and comfort and stuff!
Or something darker or smut or whatever floats your boat, hypothetical writer!

Mark/Eduardo family rings

Eduardo gives Mark a ring (not as an engagement ring but more of a promise ring)...Mark of course doesn't get it but he thinks it's sweet....any era/any time frame

Re: Mark/Eduardo family rings

do want

[rpf] andrew/jesse, andrew/emma-ish - superheroes au

this may be overly specific because i've tried to write this so many times to no avail, so feel free to change little details!

andrew and jesse aren't dating, but they're both aware that there are mutual feelings going on. one day they're hanging out with emma when a freak storm hits, a la misfits. when they wake up the next day, they slowly begin to discover that somehow the storm gave them superhuman abilities. andrew, the comic book geek he is, insists that they create super hero alter egos to use their powers for good.
this, of course, makes it a little difficult for he and jesse to romance each other, especially after hero!andrew saves hero!emma's life and the world seems to think that their alter egos are in love.


Eduardo/Mark, AU

AU, inspired by The Truman Show, 1984, and THG (sort of.)

Mark's been living in the same town all his life. He knows everybody and everybody knows him, because people never leave. Sometimes someone dies, sometimes a new family arrives, but people never just leave. And nobody seems to ever wonder why.
Mark does.
He's good with computers and he's always done a bit of hacking to pass the time, but one day he finds something he shouldn't have. Something that says that the town he lives in doesn't exist, that there are cameras in every tree, every sign, every corner of every house and that everything is some sort of giant social experiment on the human behaviour, that every single person in this town is a blissfully ignorant subject. He freaks out, but the next time he tries to access the site there's nothing. Instead, he receives an admission letter from Harvard. His parents are overjoyed and will gladly see him off. Except Mark never applied. When someone Mark doesn't remember seeing before offers his family to bring him there because his son is going too (how fucking convenient) Mark realizes what's up. Turns out, since he's found them out they want to get him out of there, but mostly they want to keep him where they can keep an eye on him. So they recruit him.
So Mark now lives in some sort of odd artificial tiny city, and classes files and files of notes on people whose names he recognizes and the whole thing is insane but he manages to ignore most of it (his new flat has a laptop, it takes his mind off things, it's good.)
A year passes and Mark gets "promoted". He gets called in for a temporary replacement. He has to watch a new subject, but it's only for a couple of days and the guy got in a month ago so he's settled and has been declared safe (enter Chris Hughes, who's the new tenant of that house Mark used to walk by every day when he went to school, and how fucking weird is that when you're seeing it from the other side of the screen.)
And then, a couple of months later, whoever is in charge decides to give Mark his first real job. Someone he'll have to watch all on his own, 24/7, take notes and write weekly reports about. A brand new subject, and he'll be all Mark's. Mark's an insensitive asshole, he hasn't been here long but he'll handle it, he won't get attached and screw up.
Enter Eduardo Saverin.

Complementary information:
- about the town and how it's "closed" : some sort of Truman Show barrier/wall/thing? behind a very convenient river that somehow circles the whole town, and strangely enough it's common knowledge that the river is dangerous and you should never try to swim in the river.
- about being a "watcher: you're literally sitting in front of a wall of screens, each broadcasting live feeds of every camera in and outside the house of your subject. There's also a control panel with a lot of buttons that controls basically everything in the area covered by the cameras (a la Hunger Games arena, except you can't create things out of thin air)

Bonus points for:
- Dustin working with Mark, which baffles Mark to no end because how can someone like Dustin stand to do something like that, then he learns that that Stephanie girl Dustin goes on and on about when he's drunk is one of his subjects and, yeah, it starts to make sense.
- Mark having a mental break down and sneaking out of his (tightly controlled but strangely not by him) flat to show up on Chris's doorstep. Chris who has absolutely no idea who he is and to whom bad things would probably happen if Mark were to tell him (because interactions between subjects and "workers" (? idk) are obviously STRICTLY FORBIDDEN, ALERT ALERT) and Mark doesn't want that but Chris was a good person from what he remembers, and Mark doesn't really have anyone else.
- as previously mentioned, interactions are STRICTLY FORBIDDEN. But Eduardo's interesting and smart and Mark is a hacker and when did rules stop him before.

It's very specific, probably a little too much, but there are amazing writers in this fandom and I would literally cry if this were to be written. I'm ready to beg.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, AU

i am writing this! just so you know. :) though i have a question - do you have a preference for happy or sad ending?

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Eduardo/Mark, handcuffs

I'd like non-sexy situational (AU or not) handcuffs which then can turn into sexytime!handcuffs (but doesn't have to). H/C would also be good, and awkwardness is fine but too extreme embarrassment makes me cringe.

I don't know. Cuffed-together!fugitives on the run. Mark hiding his cuffed hands under the desk during a post-dep meeting because Sean thought he was funny and of course then didn't have a key. Harvard and the Phoenix making their pledges jump through hoops and Eduardo suddenly being limited in his flailing until the club decides he's had enough and there's nothing he can do about it because while he could ask for the key then he'd be out.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, handcuffs

I want all 3 scenarios. This is genius!!

Eduardo/Sean; kept boy

Bear with me here... this might be crazy but I am having DESIRES for this.
I see it going both ways: either Eduardo is a big shot investor/whatnot and Sean is this crazy "creative genius" who never makes any money but is always being supported by doting Wardo, who wishes he was more spontaneous and fun loving like Sean


Sean is super wealthy from Facebook and comes upon Eduardo at a club or golf course or whatever (I'm picturing this where Eduardo never went to Harvard/doesn't know the facebook gang) and Sean thinks it is going to be this little one night thing, but can't get enough of Eduardo (and all the hot hot sex) and then all of the sudden he realizes they've been living together for months, or whatever.

I dont KNOW i just have too many thoughts. these two make power plays so fun

Re: Eduardo/Sean; kept boy

Both of these are awesome prompts and there can never be too much Eduardo/Sean :)

weather control!Eduardo

I NEED more of this:

So can we get some more fic? Perhaps Sean ranting about a weather-controlling!Eduardo conspiracy theory? Cute fluff of Eduardo keeping Mark warm?


Re: weather control!Eduardo

YES! I will admit, I wouldn't mind more of this at all either!

I really liked the idea, and I really liked the fic over at tsn-springfest, so if anybody was up to developing the verse or creating something else on the same basis, that would be great :D


Heart Donor / Heart Owner AU:

I like the idea of living heart donors. Basically, a world where one person can be another's life support, with certain rare hearts being able to sustain two people (provided they match exactly). Being a donor can be a temporary deal, until a proper transplant is performed, or it can be a much longer arrangement with the donor acting as a sort of life sponsor. Problem with the latter option is that the "heart" has to be close to the "weaker" half. (Basically, forced proximity = sexy excuse for sexy times!)

post-depositions/pre-reconciliation: mark needs a heart and eduardo is a perfect match. eduardo has to be close to mark because mark's life literally depends on it.

no deathfic, please!

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Mark/Eduardo kittens

Mark is allergic to cats and Eduardo doesn't know so he picks up a stray kitten and brings it home....Eduardo of course feels terrible once he realizes Mark is allergic and calls up Chris/Dustin/(Sean even!) to give it away

Mark, however, sees it and immediately falls in love with it but being Mark, he just can't admit that and instead he pretends he's not allergic

Finally Mark is forced to admit his feelings for the cute squishy little thing and Eduardo melts into a puddle of goo

Re: Mark/Eduardo kittens

ahh, this prompt's adorableness has killed me! i hope someone fills this for you, op.

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[RPF] Andrew/Jesse, single at the wrong time

They both know that the only reason that nothing has ever happened between them is because by the time one of them ends up single, the other has already started dating someone else.

Eduardo/Mark IT Crowd AU

Have we had an IT Crowd AU? With Eduardo as the department head who knows nothing about technology?

Because I want that.

Edited at 2012-04-16 09:09 pm (UTC)

Re: Eduardo/Mark IT Crowd AU

WHY hasn't this been written yet? This would be amazing! I almost wish I had writing skills.


Basically the song "Andrew in Drag" by the Magnetic Fields but with a happy ending. Jesse sees Andrew in drag (probably a play? but man if you want to say he's taken to being a drag queen on the weekends I'm not complaining) and is so totally into it and ugh ugh ugh that's not HIM, Jesse, okay, don't DO this to yourself, the person you've fallen in love with doesn't even exist, snap OUT of it, but he caaaaan't and so he quietly pines and yeah eventually they get together. Maybe Andrew picks up on it early on and keeps finding excuses to dress in drag so as to tease Jesse? Basically I just really love that song and also happy endings so anything would be EXCELLENT.

Mark/Eduardo sick!fic

Eduardo takes care of a sick and grumpy "but it's just a cold!"Mark...Mark then finally feels badly enough that he gives in to Wardo's care and lets Wardo baby him and wrap him up in blankets and feed him chicken soup! :)

Re: Mark/Eduardo sick!fic

This prompt makes me want my own Wardo to look after me, hope someone writes this!


"There's one thing I want to say, so I'll be brave.
You were what I wanted,
I gave what I gave.

I'm not sorry I met you,
I'm not sorry it's over,
I'm not sorry there's nothing to save

I'm not sorry there's nothing to save."
Stars - "Your Ex-Lover is Dead"

Eduardo/mark ill!wardo

Hi, be free to ignore me if it was already prompted? :)

Eduardo is sick but because he heard Mark and don't want to be - left behind-, he ignores it/ hides it/ says nothing.
Until he collapses in front of the office.

Because he is too insecure and too stuborn to say anything people starts to notice him popping pills or acting strangely ( rude, snipy, or being absent " omg wardo is high?!") and accuses him of doing drugs or becoming a jerk etc.

He can be really ill, as in the cold-evolving-into-pneumonia ill, or ashamed of his severe migraine ill, or...whatever you want :DD

==> I just want angsty!Wardo suffering because he's afraid to be left behind ( - again, if it's a post- reconcialiation fic ?) if he's not in top condition. And maybe the subjet of some silly or nasty rumors.

Mark/eduardo is a bonus
Motherhen!mark in the end best :)))

Re: Eduardo/mark ill!wardo

Ohh, this could also be really great as a post-hallway fight, no dilution AU.

Like, Eduardo's sick and overworked. He decided a better way to get Mark's attention was by proving him he was the right CFO for FB and making up for the summer he spent trying (and failing) to get advertisers. And then he gets sick and figures skipping meetings with important potential investors is not the way to go.

kasjfkajgsfkak sorry for hijacking your prompt, OP! I DESPERATELY WANT SOMEONE TO FILL THIS.

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Mark/Eduardo Love Story AU (or canon)

Love Story with Mark as Jenny and Eduardo as Oliver...maybe this could be either:

1) Total AU where Mark and Eduardo meet at Harvard and they get together only to have Mr. Saverin completely disapprove and cuts off Eduardo....and then Mark gets sick

2) Canon either pre or post depositions

3) Mix of both

up to the author if Mark dies in the end (although happy ending is always preferred!)

Re: Mark/Eduardo Love Story AU (or canon)

owwww god i love this movie lol. it's totally corny lol but idc i adore it anyway.


i was listening to this song ( earlier and i realized how much it reminded me of mark and eduardo

i know i made it seem like all was written down
and i hid all my pain and now i bring it out
and you'll be scared at first, 'cause it's such an ugly blow
i don't know which is worse, to learn or not to know

please don't listen to what i'm gonna tell you
look in my eyes and know that i simply had to give up
but i didn't let go without struggle
you know i still love you
it's just one of those things


Something loosely based on John Mayer's "Dreaming With A Broken Heart", preferably during or post depositions.

Mark starts having vivid dreams of what could have been with Eduardo & it hurts so badly that he just stops sleeping. At first no one thinks this is weird, because it isn't as though Mark has the most normal sleep schedule anyway, but maybe there's an accident or something & they realize how little he actually is sleeping & finally find out why. Give me angst, but a happy ending please. :)

Eduardo/Mark, Mark/Peter Thiel

So Peter Thiel is gay. For whatever reason, he won't give Mark and Sean the angel investment unless Mark sleeps with him. TW for dub con, I suppose, or Mark could be fine with it, cos he'd do anything for Facebook. Eduardo finds out after the lawsuit. Whether they're together at the time or not doesn't matter, I just want Eduardo finding out that Mark slept with Peter Theil and getting all jealous and glaring at him at events.

Eduardo/Mark, Twister AU (sort of?)

Mark is a scientist. A meteorologist, sure, but mostly a scientist. He gathers, analyses and interprets data, draws conclusions and helps make progress and breakthrough in the study of meteorology.
He's not like those nutcases like Dustin and Eduardo who think chasing tornadoes is fun and don't realise that it's dangerous and that they could die. So what if they always say that they're collecting the data that Mark analyses, it doesn't mean Mark has to be happy about the way Eduardo fucking lights up when someone on the radio shouts coordinates for the next tornado, it doesn't mean that he isn't going to worry, okay, go get me some more red Bull, Chris.

If you need ~rivalry~, Sean could be Jonas? Although it isn't exactly a Twister AU as much as a Eduardo chases tornadoes while Mark scowls and worries and makes constipated faces a lot AU. Bonus Chris/Dustin would be a plus. OT4 shenanigans would be the icing on top.
(come on, Dustin standing naked and drunk in front of a tornado and throwing a bottle of beer at it in case it wants to join, how can you not want that.)

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Twister AU (sort of?)

BEST PROMPT EVER. eduardo being the reckless one and mark being the worrying one CAN THIS PLEASE JUST HAPPEN.

I WOULD GIVE MY SOUL (if I hadn't already given it to jesse eisenberg)



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