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[PART NINE] & Some News
Mark Zuckerberg
oresteia wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))

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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

[RPF] Jesse/Justin Bartha

I just really really really want some Jesse/Justin Bartha. Do whatever you want with it, but PLEASE. I can't be the only one who ships it.

Re: [RPF] Jesse/Justin Bartha

Omg, anon, you are definitely not the only one (if my icon isn't perfectly clear on that). There were times during Asuncion I shipped them harder than Andrew/Jesse.

Eduardo/Mark - H/C

Mark needs to help Facebook, so he makes a business deal (maybe he uses sex to get Peter Thiel to make the investment, but it doesn't have to go that route necessarily) and gets completely screwed over on it. Facebook is no longer his/never gets created, or whatever. Mark is too ashamed of his own ignorance to go to anyone for help. Dustin and Chris don't know how to help him. Eduardo comes to the rescue, or maybe just to gloat, but when he sees Mark, Mark just breaks down, so Eduardo ends up helping him through it.

So yes, just looking for some major hurt/comfort here. Post-dilution, preferably. So yeah, they still have to work through that they're terrible business partners, but still friends, whether they want to be or not.


harvard au, eduardo falls asleep in mark's bed after a long night of studying yet again, because it's not like mark's going to use it anyway. when he wakes up to find not mark, but a girl in a hoodie asleep at mark's desk, his first thought is that she's either chris's friend or dustin's finally getting laid, and his second is to wake her up so mark doesn't murder her for messing with his laptop. that is, until she gets up, calls him "wardo" in a clipped voice, and rifles through the mini fridge for a red bull, looking confused by her own voice.
somehow mark's turned into a girl, and as if that wasn't weird enough, he's turned into a girl that eduardo only finds more and more insanely attractive as he helps mark try to change back. he begins to wonder if it's just this new body that he's so attracted to, or if it's mark in general. his suspicions are confirmed when mark is back to normal and eduardo still feels the same way.
up to the author if it's just ust or they actually end up together.

tl;dr mark turns into a girl, eduardo likes the girl, mark changes back, eduardo likes mark

Re: eduardo/mark

harvard era, not au. my bad!

Mark/Eduardo - Unknown Identity Relationship

Long prompt incoming...About 10 years on, Mark and Eduardo meet up at some sort of party/fundraiser/whatever, perhaps a masquerade or something like that. And they hit it off and hook up. Except, they don't know who each other is - a decade has had an effect; Mark has taken to hiding himself in public (changed his hair/eyes/etc); Eduardo is meant to be on the other side of the world. Because of their respective issues they both want to take it slow, so they continue to meet where they will never see each others faces; or talk via phone/mail - and sharing details, but over-simplifying them (Mark 'runs a online entertainment site'). They both are smitten, but don't want to go further because of ISSUES. Dustin and Chris don't know either - they know Mark and Eduardo have a relationship at the moment, but because of the different details each is willing to share, they can't click to what is going on. Eventually everything comes out...

I have an idea for that too - I'd like it different than the 'norm' for this style of trope. I'd like Mark and Eduardo to realise at the *same* time. Freak out at the same time, and then struggle to seem 'normal' at the same time because they have no idea what to do. This pretending to be 'normal' with each other is what hits the message home that they really are in love with each other.

It is sort of crack-y, because REALLY, how can they not know? But if Lois Lane can't figure out that Superman is Clark Kent, then Eduardo and Mark can do something this ridiculous.

Mark/Eduardo postdep BAMF!Eduardo

So the depositions are over and Eduardo is just sick of giving and giving and giving and getting back nothing in return. He doesn't want his father to be ashamed of him anymore and he doesn't want to pine over Mark anymore.

So he shuts off all his feelings and becomes the cold, ruthless businessman his father has always wanted him to be. (Mr. Saverin is incredibly pleased and starts talking to Eduardo again.)

Problem is, Eduardo sees pretty quickly that Facebook is worth a pretty penny and he decides that's his next target. It's up to Mark to convince Eduardo not to take his company from him and that Eduardo has a good heart no matter what...

Re: Mark/Eduardo postdep BAMF!Eduardo


Mark/Eduardo engagment ring

During the lawyer up asshole scene or during the depositions, Eduardo pulls out a ring box and throws it at Mark telling him sadly or bitterly (or both), "I kept this with me all summer waiting for the perfect moment."

Mark is absolutely stunned (he has no idea Eduardo felt that way about him) but now that he does, he's of course, obsessed with the ring Eduardo has thrown at him and won't stop bugging and increasingly exasperated and justifiably frustrated Eduardo.

This is hardly a fill, more of a drabble, but it's all I can come up with right now so whatevs

"Mark? Are you coming inside?"

Mark leans his head on the back of the lounge chair, looking up at the darkening clouds overhead. The roof of the Facebook building used to be where he'd go when he needed to get away from the crowd, the rush that was always going on inside the offices. He had been needing to come up here less and less lately, after he settled in on the medication and things started to become more routine.

And then Eduardo left. Mark spins the ring around on his finger, encursted with diamonds, intricately engraved with tiny patterns cut into the smooth, sparkling gold. It looks like a ring fit for a prince. Mark closes his eyes, sliding it off his finger, covering it with his right hand as he does so, slipping the ring into the pocket of his sweats. Dustin is calling him from the doorway. The wind is starting to blow; it's time to go inside. It's going to be raining soon.

That night, in Mark's apartment on the top floor, he listens to the rain beating down in the roof, watches the droplets rolling down the window. He clutches the golden ring in his fist, feeling the cold gold go warm in the heat of his hand.

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Mark/Eduardo or Jesse/Andrew

Can we have a fic where one half of a pairing has some specific turn-on/fetish/thing they really, really like in bed that the other half is at first ambivalent toward/sort of squicked by... until they see how fucking responsive their partner gets when their weird kinks are being indulged?

C'mon, write it. Even just add it into something you're already writing. Go ahead and play around with that really bizarre toenail kink/specific kind of outlandish dirty talk/S&M element/sexy getup you have an interest in that you've been meaning to explore.

Re: Mark/Eduardo or Jesse/Andrew

do you have any specific kinks in mind that you would want to see?

Eduardo/Mark - Sao Paulo AU

Can we get an AU where Wardo never left Brazil as a kid, so he grew up in Sao Paulo?

And then Mark goes there for some Facebook thing and meets him for the first time, (cause he’d still presumably be successful,) and they end up having an incredibly sweaty, erotic, dirty affair that’s all humid sticky heat and beach sex.

Any scenario from there would be great, but the biggest kink that needs to be here is that Wardo has an accent. Like he can speak English fluently, but never having lived in the States his accent is super pronounced.

I have reached a new low when looking at the Wikipedia article for Sao Paulo turns me on.

Re: Eduardo/Mark - Sao Paulo AU

For some reason I wasn't aware of so far, I sort of really want this. Like, yeah, really. Huh.

Eduardo/Mark; girl!Mark

Okay. So. I know that there isn't a recovery time for girls like there is for boys, BUT I really want something with Eduardo trying to make Mark come as many times as she can and just, like, fucking her out until she's collapsing against the bed and sweaty and exhausted. Um. Does this make sense? I don't want to say overstimulation because that isn't what it is - I suppose "exhaustion due to too many orgasms" would work better?

I just want lady!Mark porn, please.

Re: Eduardo/Mark; girl!Mark

Pleaseeeeeeeee someone fill this :(


"I know people, powerful people, because I have sucked the cocks of some the greatest men this country has."

"Well, a boy should have a hobby."

Re: Eduardo/Mark

Is this a Red Riding reference? :)

eduardo/mark, (chris/dustin?)

DISNEYLAND. there's another disneyland worker au somewhere i'm pretty sure, but there can never be too many.

mark works in tomorrowland because he's mr. tech man (though he'd rather be doing actual behind the scenes tech work instead of selling star wars shirts to nine year olds). chris works anywhere where there are lots of children because he's the world's gift to parents of screaming toddlers. eduardo switches it up because sometimes main street needs a greeter and other times rapunzel needs her flynn rider. AND DUSTIN IS PETER PAN BECAUSE IMAGINE ALL THE CUTE.

Re: eduardo/mark, (chris/dustin?)

this would be so adorable! i worked backstage at dland for about 6 months last year and it was the absolute best! if anyone decides to fill this, feel free to hit me up for backstage secrets/info!



Mark likes to excel at whatever he does and this includes sex. So when he and Eduardo start hooking up/dating he sets to learn Eduardo's likes/dislikes in bed. From learning how Eduardo likes to get head to suggesting outlandish roleplay scenarios to see what Eduardo might be into.

eduardo/mark; girl!eduardo

Girl eduardo is a victoria's secret model and mark is obsessed with her.

I want to see mark try in his own way to woo her and make her feel special,eg poems,gifts,flowers,candlelit dinners.

Eduardo/Mark, warnings for potential noncon

Post-depositions. Mark and Eduardo are kidnapped together. Eduardo is tied down and forced to watch as Mark is beaten and/or raped. Happy ending preferred (meaning, please don't kill them!), with hurt/comfort a definite plus.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, warnings for potential noncon

i hope someone fills this. i love hurt/comfort.

Mark/Eduardo Mark as a maid AU

Mark and company are out in Palo Alto for the summer and Mark desperately needs money for Facebook (he hasn't met Wardo yet so he doesn't have the 18K Wardo gave him).

What's a boy to do?

Mark goes onto Craigslist looking for odd jobs and he sees an awesome paying one as a maid (for Eduardo Saverin!) He's obviously no maid but hey the boy needs money so he signs up anyway! Eduardo is horrified by the cleaning job Mark does but he's so incredibly charmed by Mark, he keeps having Mark come back anyway.

Re: Mark/Eduardo Mark as a maid AU

awww, this is adorable, omg.

eduardo/mark, girl!Mark



Eduardo is working through his issues in therapy and his therapist wants him to confront his feelings for Sean Parker - in an excercise (word association or similar) he divulges a secret he reveals that hate wasn't all he felt for his therapist wants him to face Sean in person...

Eduardo/Mark, AU where Sean is Mark's older brother

The best of the best of [insert career of you're choosing, though preferably business-oriented], Eduardo and Sean have been bitter rivals since the day they met, when Sean stole one of Eduardo's biggest clients right under his nose and Eduardo retaliated by getting Sean busted by the police. It's a mutual disdain that's singular and straightforward, with Sean constantly goading Eduardo and Eduardo just plain hating Sean's guts.

And then one day, Eduardo meets Mark, a blue-eyed tech-geek with the reddest lips he's ever seen and a sharp tongue to match. It's love at first insult and he's about to make a move...

...when he finds out that this Mark is actually Sean's younger brother, Mark; A.K.A. the person Sean loves most in the world and is notoriously protective of. Seriously, the amount of guys Sean has scared off or "taken care" of is legendary, because paranoia + older brother feelings = INSANE OVERPROTECTIVE FEELS.

So obviously, Eduardo shouldn't go there. He shouldn't even think about it.

...He really, really shouldn't.

Bonus points if Mark is actually a bit younger than both Sean and Eduardo. Like they're both in their late 20s and Mark just turned 21.

SUPER MEGA EXTRA BONUS POINTS if Mark actually doesn't like Eduardo when he finds out who he actually is. Because hello, this is the asshole responsible for almost sending Sean, the guy who's been Mark's hero since childhood (but sssshhh, SECRET. Like hell Mark would let Sean find out he never fully outgrew the hero-worship), to jail.

TL;DR: Eduardo hates Sean's stupid guts but then falls head over heels for his younger brother, Mark, who's actually not all that pleased with him, either.

Fill: 1/?

Logically speaking, Eduardo shouldn’t blame Sean Parker for the spontaneous failure of his laptop.

They’ve just been sniping at one another over e-mail -- barbed comments haphazardly disguised as professional concern -- but Sean can’t actually reach through the internet and break Eduardo’s things.

Nonetheless, as he stares in horror at his computer, which has just let out a horrible metallic whine, blue-screened, then shut off entirely, he can’t help but think Sean must have had something to do with it. After all, the computer had been working. Then Sean got involved, and it wasn’t anymore.

This is something of a trend.

Perhaps Sean’s sleaze slipped through his ethernet cable and gummed up the hardware.

Now that the light of his computer is gone, Eduardo is sitting in the pitch-dark. He’s still wearing the suit he’d come home in. There is a bowl of untouched ramen noodles at his side and a stack of folders he needs to deal with. He is rapidly developing a headache.

As his eyes adjust to the dim light outside his window -- streetlights and moon and stars -- he leaps into action. Frantically, he stabs at the power button. He flicks his fingers across the keyboard, hoping a random sequence of letters will accomplish something. He unplugs the power chord then shoves it in again.

Finally, after a good twenty minutes of entirely pointless adjustments, he is forced to admit defeat. He has no idea how to troubleshoot a computer. He has just about enough technical know-how to work Netflix. Sean loves to point out that this is a serious handicap in modern business.

He groans and rubs at his face with clenched fists.

Eduardo looks to the blinking clock beside his desk. Red letters flash: 2:32 AM. Jesus. He runs his hands through his hair. It’s late, but not late enough that he can collapse into sleep without feeling guilty. Unfortunately, all of his work is on his laptop, so he can’t be productive either.

It’s a stupid thought, but he knows there’s a computer repair shop about ten minutes away. He’s passed it by a couple times on his way to work, and he’s always thought it looked frighteningly sketchy, but it's always open at bizarre hours. There's a good chance it will be open now.

It's absurd. Still, it’s two in the morning and he’s too worked up about Sean to sleep anyway. There's a full moon out.

What the hell.

He pushes himself to his feet, puts his broken laptop into his briefcase, and heads for his car.

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[rpf] andrew/jesse

Kid fic!

Andrew and Jesse have been in a relationship for quite some time and want to have a baby. They've been contemplating a surrogate, but they're having a hard time deciding whose sperm to use. Jesse has been talking with his family about it and is surprised when one day Hallie Kate shows up and offers to be their surrogate so the baby can have the Eisenberg genes as well as the Garfield ones.

If I had the time I would write this because this idea is precious to me, but life is kind of crazy right now so I'm hoping one of you talented guys can pick it up. <3

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE would be the most perfect specimen ever with those genes..

Eduardo/Mark - Mark outs himself/his feelings for Eduardo on live TV

The day Chris decides he is going to kill Mark is, coincidentally, the same day that Mark discovers that he is in love with Eduardo. On TV. Live.

...I want Mark having an interview and sort of being surprised with the revelation that he actually might like Eduardo more than he originally thought and completely flummoxed (cute!) on national television.


"You're not who I thought you were. You're an empty, poisonous smile."

Eduardo/Mark, Eduardo becomes a PI

After the depositions, Eduardo decides to become a PI. He and Mark are still on the rocks but are slowly trying to mend their friendship, though things are still kind of awkward. But when he gets a headsup that someone is trying to accuse Mark of _________. The evidence is incriminating but Eduardo can't let Mark go to jail, so Detective!Wardo starts investigating everyone, looking to clear Mark's name (without letting Mark find out though).

+ Bonus: Eduardo is caught rummaging through a suspect's things and so thinks fast and Mark hears rumours that Wardo slept with this sleezeball and is hurt, OR

+Bonus: Eduardo is snooping through Mark's stuff trying to find something that would exonerate him, but Mark catches him so Wardo is all hmm ahaha oh I.. missed you and wanted to hang out? and Mark is all raised eyebrow and okay.., though that doesn't explain why Eduardo was snooping through his stuff or even in the same city.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Eduardo becomes a PI

this prompt is amaaaaaaaaazing!


"sex is not dating. if it were, wardo and i would be dating."

FILL: Epiphany (1/3)

"Sex is not dating. If it were, then Wardo and I would be dating."

The words are out of his mouth before he even has a chance to think about reining them in. Not that Mark's embarrassed by the fact he's been sleeping with his best friend, or even been keeping it a secret from his Kirkland suite mates (because with such close quarters, and thin walls, that would be impossible), but he's trying to make a point in the absurd conversation between Dustin and Chris about how casual sex between two consenting adults is a thing of the past because no matter what, at least one party will always end up being more involved, more emotionally invested in the relationship than the other.

"What?" Mark presses, watching as Dustin cackles away, rolling around on the floor from where he'd fallen off the couch, no matter how hard his friend tries to stop and say something in return. "What?"

All he receives in return from Chris is a sad, almost pitying gaze and a warm squeeze of his shoulder.

Granted, his friends do have a point, in that casual sex is a little less casual and a little more messy (and not in the spent, breathless, satisfying, dirty sheets kind of messy) now of days than it sounds, but it can be achieved if the parties involved have an understanding. If they are open and honest with one another, and even if one or the other isn't totally, completely honest, as long as they are at least honest with themselves in understanding what they want and what the other party involved is really looking for, then it can be, the casualness of sex can be achieved at a certain cost.

"Mark," Chris finally says, turning a bit on the couch to face him. "I know there is more to you than the surface you choose to show the world, than what you put out there to keep the world at a distance, but can you honestly say that."

"Say what? That sex is just sex, an animalistic desire that occasionally needs filled?"

Chris sighs deeply.

"No, I get what sex is, in general, and yeah, I get that sometimes… sometimes needs overshadow emotions, but do you really think… Wardo?"

Mark tilts his head to the side, eyes squinting a bit to better ascertain Chris's word's meaning.

"We have an understanding," Mark states, insists. "We are not girls."

Dustin's hyena antics, which had subsided a bit, pick up again. Mark throws him a glare before his attention is pulled back to Chris.

"Trust me, I know you and Eduardo are not girls. If you were, you both wouldn't be such idiots," Chris states, taking a deep breath and releasing it slowly. "Look, Mark, what I'm saying is… I mean I know… do you really think Wardo is the type to do the… you know… casual thing?"

"We have an…"

"Understanding, yeah, I heard you the first time, but is that what you really want?</i>"

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Eduardo/Mark, Mark's appreciative of Eduardo's body

Ever since the photos of Andrew's upper body from Death of a Salesman and the beach photos from Hawaii being ressurected, I have been thinking.

It made me really want some Eduardo/Mark, post-depositions and preferably right after some sort of reconnection and really early in a relationship while everything's still new (whether or not they were together during college doesn't really matter, but I'm thinking not). And Eduardo has, while they've been "separated", found a new hobby in some sort of exercise so he's gotten more muscular but is still lean like Mark's always liked.

And I just want Mark to see him in a shirt like this ( and be all "whoa" and being super obvious about his appreciation for Eduardo's body, because why wouldn't he be, and Eduardo to be all embarrassed and skeptical. I just want lots of touching and kissing and Eduardo being all "come on, let me touch you properly so that it's good for you too" while Mark is all "don't you see how much i like this?" (tented boxers are fun?) because Eduardo is being ridiculous.

Aaanyways, feel free to pick and choose from all of this.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Mark's appreciative of Eduardo's body

i like this prompt and i mightmightmight be filling it, but i have like... work and stuff, so. but i was just thinking last night that i need something new to think and write about, so i'm hopeful!

(but PLEASE! if someone has a fill, DO NOT let this stop you!!!)

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To celebrate the possible reunion of our boys next month,can we please have a fic for this glorious moment..

Re: andrew/jesse

What's happening next month?

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