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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...

THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


ASK THE MODS * FAQ * DISCUSSION * RESEARCH * FILL LIST * PART ONE * PART ONE (OVERFLOW) * PART TWO * PART TWO (OVERFLOW) * PART THREE * PART THREE (OVERFLOW) * PART FOUR * PART FIVE * PART SIX * PART SEVEN * PART EIGHT


GENERAL RULES;

IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.



♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))
♥ WARN FOR COMMON TRIGGERS, PLEASE


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PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

NEW RULE;

PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE 'FILL' RULES. THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE. thank you.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.
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andrew/jesse/shannon

i want andrew and shannon to have parted on good terms because shannon knows he and jesse belong together.shannon sometimes meets up with andrew and jesse for drinks or/and are very civilised when they meet at awards shows or events. i just want andrew,shannon,and jesse to be friends..

Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
Mark buys a certain house in Palo Alto with a brand new chimney comes on the market. He is not sentimental; he's just a fucking billionaire and maybe one day he's going to build a Mark Zuckerberg Library or something, okay?

Anyways, the important part is Eduardo and Mark have a lot of sex all over the old house.

Kinky sex? Please sir, can I have some more? Angst, only in moderation please.

Re: Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
YES.

[RPF] Andrew/Emma/Jesse

(Anonymous)
give me some of that andrew/emma/jesse, I HONESTLY DON'T CARE OKAY.

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Emma/Jesse

UNF, yes. I've been craving another Andrew/Emma/Jesse threesome recently. Lord knows we've had some good ones already.

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Emma/Jesse - (Anonymous), 2012-04-07 08:49 pm (UTC)(Expand)

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse, fanmix

(Anonymous)
This fandom has really lovely fanmixes full of sweet indie songs, but let's be real, RPF!Andrew would totally have a playlist full of cheesy bubblegum pop songs dedicated to Jesse.
The cornier, the better!

Eduardo/Mark, Jesse/Andrew, maybe Andrew/Mark and Jesse/Eduardo?!

(Anonymous)
i don't know if something like this has been done before, but i really want a fic where mark and jesse switch universes or whatever (yay crack) and they have to interact with their eduardo/andrew. i just have this picture in my head of mark looking at andrew and his plaid shirts like :| and eduardo being so charmed/weirded out by all of jesse's cats.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Jesse/Andrew, maybe Andrew/Mark and Jesse/Eduardo?!

(Anonymous)
rtyi maybe? http://mark-eduardo.livejournal.com/368440.html?thread=2234168#t2234168

[rpf] andrew/other

(Anonymous)
ellen: is there anything under that suit? what can you wear? 'cause it's so skin-tight it seems like you'd see lines of underwear or something like that. is there anything under there?
andrew: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vxrnmVAG1qetjy4o1_250.gif


let's talk about how andrew admitted to being totally nude under his spiderman suit. let's talk about it. really.

Re: [rpf] andrew/other

(Anonymous)
We need to talk about ANDREW.

Re: [rpf] andrew/other - eisenfieldlove, 2012-04-06 03:51 pm (UTC)(Expand)

[GEN] AU -- Mark invents zombocom.

(Anonymous)
So this XKCD comic exists: http://xkcd.com/855/

This is the site it's referring to: http://www.zombo.com/
This is its sister site: http://www.obmoz.com/

I would love an AU where everyone invents zombocom instead, because this is bizarre and a little frightening and surrealist AUs are beautiful.

[rpf] Andrew/Jesse

For anyone here who isn't having the flip-out on tumblr, there was a Jesse spotting at the play Andrew is staring in tonight (http://pc-saxby.tumblr.com/post/20447615536).

And then someone made the comment about seedy alley-way sex.

Give me that.

Especially with Jesse cooing nice things to Andrew about how good and talented he is on the stage.

fill - 1/2

uh. here it is. i'm sorry for this. the sex is - not what i usually write at all. hmm.

disclaimer: not real, not mine.


Jesse goes to see Andrew's play. He's never really been able to stay away from him - no matter how hard he tries, he's never really been able to let go (his well-worn copy of Red Riding is proof - and who knew a DVD could become "well-worn"?).

He goes and after the show is over, shaking a bit, he manages to get to Andrew's dressing room (because he's Jesse Eisenberg and Woody manages to convince other people this is a fact that matters) with flowers - because, fuck, he's going to bring flowers, as cheesy as it is.

He knocks, eyes shut tight.

"Who is it?"

And - that's Andrew's voice, his real voice, not his stage voice - and it's that that makes Jesse's throat unstick.

"Jesse," he gets out, soft, and he hears all movement stop.

"Are you -" and then the door's being flung open, and there's Andrew, grinning and half-made-up. "Jess."

"Here," Jesse manages, thrusting the flowers at him, and Andrew laughs, loud, shaking his head.

"You're mad," he says, and he sounds fond, not as though he's mocking him - which, okay, Jesse'd forgotten how fucking nice Andrew is.

(He hasn't forgotten his crush (love?) but apparently that's even worse than he thought originally, because - wow.)

"I know," Jesse says, "and, um - you're -"

"Can we get coffee?" Andrew interrupts him, and he's all smiles and he sounds like he really wants to spend his time that way - which, okay.

"Yeah, yeah, sure," Jesse says, words too fast, and he's nodding.

"Just have to meet the fans," he says with a wink, smiling, and it softens into something more real. "I'm really happy you're here, Jess."

And that - the nickname - is what makes Jesse thinks he can have this - can try, at the least, because he hasn't seen Andrew in ages and he can continue to not see him, that's okay, so long as he tries.

"Yeah," Jesse whispers, nodding. "Yeah."

*

It's a bit later when they finally set out, and Andrew bumps him with his shoulder, smiling, bright.

"So what'd you think of the play?" he asks, tone almost teasing - but there's real worry there.

"You're brilliant," Jesse says, and before he can stop himself, "and you've gotten - wow."

Andrew pauses. "What?" and there's something almost strangled about his tone.

"Um." But Jesse's told himself he's going to do this; and so - "You - I just - your arms. You look. Strong."

Andrew laughs, but it sounds almost breathless. "Yeah?" he asks, and he turns to face Jesse properly, looking - really fucking turned on, to be honest.

"Yeah," Jesse whispers, and then Andrew kisses him.

It's rough from the start, biting and scratching and Jesse can't get enough.

"Fuck, Andrew," he whispers, when Andrew presses him up against a wall, and his head tilts back, his eyes shutting.

Andrew lets out a soft almost-growl against his neck. "Please," he whispers, smirking against Jesse's skin - and - oh.

They're in the middle of an alley and it shouldn't be here, it should be somewhere better, different - but all that Jesse can think is yes, more, please, and Andrew's whispering against his skin -

"Can't believe you came, Jess, wanted to ask but didn't think you would -"

"I'll always come for you," Jesse whispers, because he's trying to get Andrew's jeans off and can barely manage it, and he feels a rumble of a laugh pressed against his shoulder.

"You're so fucking cheesy," Andrew whispers.

Jesse shrugs. "You like me that way."

"It's true," he says, smirking, and gets down on his fucking knees.

Jesse stares down at him, eyes wide, and Andrew's somehow got his cock out and he's wrapping his lips around it, smirking, and he's - all the way down, his nose pressed against Jesse's stomach, holy fuck.

"You -" Jesse gets out, and closes his eyes, "you were so brilliant, Andrew."

Andrew pulls off, and Jesse lets out a whimper, but it's only to quirk an eyebrow. "Are you commenting on my performance in the play?"

"Well, of course, what else would I -" but the rest of his sentence is lost as Andrew returns to what he was doing with vigor and it comes out as more of a strangled gasp.

Andrew hums and Jesse nearly passes out.

fill - 2/2 - rumpledlinen, 2012-04-04 05:08 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill - 2/2 - slasher48, 2012-04-04 05:52 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill - 2/2 - andhereiam17, 2012-04-04 11:39 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Eduardo

Harvard!era and a post-depositions scene.

Ok, I want a fanfic with communist!Eduardo and capitalist!Mark.

Basically, I want a fanfic with Eduardo believing in marxism since he is a child in Brazil (because Brazil is a country that REALLY have marxist tendencies in school. Good part of the teachers are marxists, even if they don't say it, and the schoolbooks are clearly made by marxists. The commies have a good image because they fought against the Militar Ditactoriship of Brazil, and the capitalist people encouraged it. It's true that you can't be a president in Brazil if you don't say that you are socialist or social-democrat (but you can't say that you are communist, or people will think that you are like Stalin). The speech that Americans use to be elected would never work in Brazil).

And Mark is capitalist (because Americans don't like the commies, bro! And everybody know that. If there's a country that is anti-commies, it's USA. USA made even propaganda anti-communism. USA was the principal country that has fought against communism in the Cold War. If there's a politicians that says "I'm communist", he will never be elected. The speech that Brazilians use to be elected would never work in USA).

So we have Eduardo, a communist that is rich as hell, and Mark, a capitalist that doesn't give a damn about money and even confort, and sleeps on the floor.

They meet each other, and turn into friends, trying to convert the other to their beliefs. If one of them is converted, if both are, or if they remain the same, it's your choice. But I wanted to see the discussions between then and a scene post-depositions somehow related to this.

Sorry for the bad english.

Re: Mark/Eduardo

Oh God, I'd like to read something like this so much!

eduardo/mark + ot3, bridesmaids au

(Anonymous)
in which girl!mark is a jewelry store clerk/failed baker whose bride-to-be best friend, girl!chris's, bridesmaids are slowly driving her nuts, along with her fuckbuddy sean. and then there's the cute police officer (aka eduardo) who she keeps running into.

girl!mark as annie, eduardo as officer rhodes, girl!chris as lillian, girl!dustin as megan, sean as ted, your choice (girl!tyler, girl!divya, erica, marylin, etc) as helen, amy as becca, christy as rita

Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
THUMBSUCKING. Just, thumbsucking for the love of god! Mark's oral fixation begs for this, him just randomly popping his thumb into his mouth for a suck and not giving a shit, people giving him crap about it but Eduardo just watching, all horny.

Maybe Mark just starts casually pulling Eduardo's hand to his mouth and sucking on his thumb instead. I DON'T CARE, JUST PORN!!

Blue Ink. (1/2) Warning: Dark theme.

(Anonymous)
There was a bitter tang at the tip of his tongue. Mark let Eduardo’s thumb slid from his mouth, a trail of saliva stained lightly with blue.

Ink.

“Sorry,” Eduardo mumbled, red faced and staring at his wet thumb intently. He swallowed.

Eduardo pulled his hand away, but Mark caught him by the wrist. The blue ink stain on Eduardo’s thumb made the insides of Mark’s skin itched by looking alone.

Mark caressed the rough skin underneath the nail with his bottom lip. It was a light touch, damp with saliva, but Mark felt as if his dry lip was being stretched apart.

He sucked Eduardo’s thumb back into his mouth. A crack on his lip got caught temporarily on Eduardo’s newly cut nail, and it burned painfully.

It burned good.

The bitter tang of ink invaded his mouth again, and Mark’s head felt light and fuzzy as his tongue found that bitterest spot, right at the tip of Eduardo’s thumb.

He wondered if he could feel the trace of Eduardo’s fingerprint on his tongue.

He couldn’t.

Mark grazed his teeth against that spot, biting it lightly.

It was really bitter.

Eduardo jerked slightly, and his thumb slid from Mark’s mouth once more, the newly cut nail scraped Mark’s teeth and the skin behind his bottom lip, right at the spot that Mark was biting into this morning.

Mark hissed.

It hurt.

“Sorry,” said Eduardo, pulling back.

Mark blinked, looking at Eduardo for the first time.

Eduardo’s face was bright red. His body was trembling, and he was holding his right wrist gingerly, as if the touch from Mark’s tongue had burned him.

Ah.

Mark should have seen it sooner.

“Do you like me?”

“I…” Eduardo jerked in surprise. He looked like he wanted to protest, but then something like hope and resignation fell like heavy curtains over his eyes. “Yes.”

Eduardo had really big eyes. Mark had always thought that they were almost as nice as his fingers.

Too bad.

“I see,” Mark said flatly.

Disgusting.

“Do you want to touch me?”

Eduardo looked away.

“So you do want to touch me,” Mark leaned back against the sofa. The cushions were old, worn in over the years, but they felt as hard as stone against his back today.

There was a phantom touch on his thigh. A big, rough hand stained with ghostly white chalk and blue ink.

Disgusting. All of it.

Something like bile rose in the back of his throat. Ink-stained bile. His throat felt as dry as chalk.

Blue Ink. (2/2) Warning: Dark theme. - (Anonymous), 2012-04-06 12:25 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Blue Ink. (2/2) Warning: Dark theme. - (Anonymous), 2012-04-06 01:43 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Blue Ink. (2/2) Warning: Dark theme. - (Anonymous), 2012-04-06 10:19 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
I want something where they are on a cruise. Maybe they meet on a cruise, or Facebook hosts some corporate event in one? I don't know.

Sean becomes a pop-star (a la Justin Timberlake)

(Anonymous)
So, I'm listening to Justin Timberlake at the moment, and realized, I haven't seen a fic where Sean goes into pop music. Because, WHY NOT? So, yeah. Can we have Sean bringing the sexy back? Crack, serious fic, whatevs. Pairings optional, mostly I just want WTF fics and Eduardo being (more) traumatized by sexyback!Sean.

eduardo/anyone

(Anonymous)
Eduardo likes Awkward Face Touch

I don't know what awkward face touch is IRL and I was not bothered to find out - so I am obviously going for actual awkward face touching here!

I don't care where you take it, but I am intrigued and I'd love to read something based on that

Mark/Eduardo - do a Ross/Rachel

(Anonymous)
Harvard/Palo Alto AU - Eduardo was into Mark, and part of him staying in New York is an attempt to move on from Mark. Mark only realised Eduardo liked him once they were in Palo Alto, and that was when *he* discovered he liked Eduardo - cue his awkward/not so awkward attempts to get Eduardo to come with them (the hallway scene for example!) - after Eduardo storms out, he has to come back and hears Mark saying that he's over Eduardo, and Eduardo replies with, "When, when were you... under me?".

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