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[PART NINE] & Some News
Mark Zuckerberg
oresteia wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))

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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

mark/eduardo, anastasia au.

in a world where dustin and eduardo were not part of facebook, facebook barely started and then quickly met it's downfall (idk how, maybe the depositions did happen and not!eduardo was so disgruntled with mark's treatment of him, he went on a murderous rampage) and ended with a bloody massacre with the entire hq burnt in flames. no one ever found mark's body, and chris, the only one left in command assumed he had been burnt too.

yeeaaarrrssss later, smart, weather predicting, optimistic conman eduardo and his sidekick dustin are walking around, chilling in somewhere random in the midwest when they come across someone working as a waiter who kind of looks familiar (suspension of disbelief here, idt mark's face would change much but maybe what happened was that fbook had barely started up so not a lot of people know how the ceo looks like): facebook's missing ceo! who is worth a big reward! so eduardo and dustin brush him up on facebook history and teach him how to be all ceo like (mark doesn't remember who he is but he's still just as mean and crotchety). none of them of course know that this person really is mark and that he escaped the fire because someone pulled him out of a burning building (that someone being eduardo, when he worked as the facebook mailman). and then they fall in love and then mark find out what his return is worth so there is angst that he was being used but ofc happy ending please! with chris falling for eduardo too hehe.

orrrrr reverse: maybe eduardo is anastasia figure, a member of brazillian royalty, a dynasty that got wiped out because of a fire in the palace and he was saved by this curly haired boy and years later they meet and well, you know the story.

Re: mark/eduardo, anastasia au.

i meant chris falling for dustin lol.

[RPF] Jesse/Justin Bartha

trolling reporters about the ~homoerotic subtext~ of the play, because let's be honest there's only so many times they can ignore the reporters' *wink wink nudge nudge* attitude about it.

Re: [RPF] Jesse/Justin Bartha

i am so pleased with all of these jesse/bartha prompts i just want to kiss you all

[RPF] Jesse/Justin Bartha

So everyone has seen that picture of Justin kissing Jesse's cheek, right? I want fic inspired by/based around that? LikE, 5 kisses that were caught on camera or IDK, fic about Justin being very touchy-feely with Jesse? ANYTHING.

Re: [RPF] Jesse/Justin Bartha

second this so hard omg

Jesse/Andrew-Jesse/Justin Barta (Unrequited?)

I had a dream about Jesse & Justin Bartha talking about Andrew. Jesse was telling Justin about all his feelings for Andrew and how they got together and everything, Justin looked sad and jealous but pretended to be happy. He'd been in love with Jesse for years and never really gotten up the nerve to say anything. So Justin just pretends to be happy but tells Jesse to be careful because he doesn't know Andrew and is afraid that when Andrew is famous as Spider-Man he'll leave Jesse and break his heart. All the ANGST.
I really don't know if Jesse should wind up with Andrew or Justin in the end, but I do love him and Justin together so it would be cool either way.


so omg idek, but have you guys heard Garbage's #1 Crush? ( If you don't want to listen to the whole song, skip to 3:28 and listen to the end.

I would die for you
I would kill for you
I would steal for you
I'd do time for you
I will wait for you
I'd make room for you
I'd sail ships for you
To be close to you
To be part of you
Cause I believe in you
I believe in you
I would die for you

because I am listening to it right now and ugh it's doing things to my body, it's so sexual and sensual and gughhh, imagine sweet slow hot sex to this - Wardo's feelings or even from Mark's POV and you know, just so CREEPY but AMAZING. idk, porn or not, but just..something that portrays these absolutely raw feelings.

i'll be in my bunk


Harvard era- Mark, Dustin and Chris are roomates, Eduardo is the hooker hanging out on a street corner in the snow, cold and alone...


Am I completely missing the point when I mentally interpret this mostly as Mark, Dustin and Chris mothering/fussing over cold!hooker!Eduardo? IDEM - love this prompt. Might fill if I can get the time.

Mark/Eduardo – invisible!Eduardo

Eduardo didn’t know if it was funny or sad, that he couldn’t even figure out at what point he went from feeling invisible to actually being invisible.

Aka, the one where (post lawsuit) Eduardo became invisible and has no idea on how to become visible again.

Bonus if at some point he can't tell if he still exist at all, since no one can see/hear him (or maybe they can hear him, I dunno, it’s open).

Re: Mark/Eduardo – invisible!Eduardo

oh! oh! Not OP, but I'd love if he goes and hangs out at Facebook and starts taking care of Mark again (putting food on his desk, turning off his computer when he is working late)...but is invisible, so it is kinda freaky and makes Mark sad because it makes him think of Eduardo. XD


I've read a few AUs where Eduardo doesn't go to Harvard, but what if it is was Mark that didn't make it there instead.

What if Mark went to MIT (or similar) instead of Harvard? He still developed facebook but had to source alternate funding without Wardo - it isn't until after he is successful with facebook that he meets the attractive Brazilian who takes his focus away from Facebook for the first time...

Mark/Eduardo--Scrooged/A Christmas Carol AU

There's a new app coming out and Mark wants to make everyone work on Christmas. He won't give raises and is generally Scrooge-tastic in his single minded focus upon Facebook. Three ghosts come to show him how much he's failing at life and to make him be a better person. He realizes that he missed out on the love of his life due to his greed and he tries to get Wardo back!

Re: Mark/Eduardo--Scrooged/A Christmas Carol AU

we wantz thiz....


Mark and Eduardo sometimes sext throughout the day, which is awesome and hot until Mark accidentally sends one of the messages to Dustin (or Chris!).

Re: Eduardo/Mark

yes yes yes

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Mark/Eduardo – getting it wrong

Sometimes, Mark says the wrong name in bed.
(or, how, post lawsuits, Mark sometimes says “Wardo” in bed, and get away with it… or not)

Re: Mark/Eduardo – getting it wrong - RTYI

This is probably relevant to your interests: :D

Mark/Eduardo or [RPF] Jesse/Andrew

ok, because i saw this on tumblr, and UNF, i need this.

PWP or something, don't care, just..

frottage when rolling around in bubble bath or whatever.

Mark/Other, Eduardo/Mark, gold-digger

Mark starts dating someone who is a blatant gold-digger. Chris and Dustin try and tell him but he won't hear any of it, until they call Eduardo who shows up to set the record straight.

Edaurdo/Mark, massage

Eduardo is taking a massage class, and Mark agrees to be a test subject. Things take a turn for the sexy.

Re: Edaurdo/Mark, massage

This could be so hot.

Mark/Tyler or Mark/Cameron

IDK BRO BUT THAT LOOKS LIKE TYLER WALKING MARK SOMEWHERE OR SOMETHING (WHY AM I ON COCKSLAP ok back to losercase) anyway basically, anything that involves Mark/Winklevoss. Preferably something fluffy with them dating and such and Tyler (or Cameron) walking Mark somewhere and being protective and such. Harvard years are good but post deposition would be better :3

Mark/Tyler, Pic Fic, Part 1

I wrote a Mark/Cameron once so I wanted try the other "way" (twin) around... I hope this somewhat good...


They were standing outside in the cold winter wonderland that was New York City. Mark simply dressed in a hoodie with his laptop carry-on backpack behind him. Tyler holding his laptop, and both their luggage with his hands standing waiting for a taxi cab to pick them up.

“We couldn’t have just called a limo service?” Tyler asked.

Mark shrugged, “It’s JFK how long will we really be waiting?”

Tyler wanted to point out that it was snowing, and Mark was in shorts. The goal behind this trip was not to watch Mark freeze in a taxi cab line. Besides people were starting to stare, they knew who Mark was.

Gently setting his luggage on the ground, Tyler wrapped a protective arm around Mark. Partly to shield him but mostly to keep him warmer. Seriously, it was almost freezing temps, roughly two inches of snow was on the ground, and Mark was shaking. Though, not as much as Tyler would have been if he was dressed the way Mark was.

“I’m f-f-i-i-ne,” Mark insisted trying to shake his arm off, his teeth clattering as he spoke.

“Your teeth are clattering.”

Mark mentally swore at this body and mouth for betraying him.

“Can we just go to the hotel room?”


Tyler was worse than his mother, it was Hanukkah would anyone really miss them if they did not show up? His sisters probably would not even notice. Tyler insisted that his parents would never forgive him if they skipped it.

A taxi pulled up and Tyler went to load their bags. Somehow Mark had ended up with the chivalrous twin, he had always assumed that Cameron was the only moralistic one. Cameron was less temperamental but Tyler was downright proper, in some ways he was twice the virtuous man that Cameron was.

“I can-”

“Already done,” Tyler interjected making a show of slamming the trunk, getting in and talking to the Indian driver in fluent Punjabi. Maybe Mark should have been friends with the Indian kid.

Mark moaned, “You just gave him the house address didn’t you?”

Tyler laughed and nodded, “Was not about to let you tell the driver to send us to the other side of the state just because holidays give you hives.”

He sighed and looked out the window, if by accident Mark noticed the camera and the guys talking. They were gossip reporters, Mark could tell. They had come hoping he would show up here with Tyler in tow.

Those assholes.

He nudged Tyler and pointed to the men almost out of view, “Chances are we’ll be in the dirt sheets tomorrow.”

Tyler shrugged and leaned back in his seat, “I knew what I was signing up for when we decided to go out.”

“Or before that when you decided to be seen in public with the man you sued,” Mark pointed out somewhat sarcastically.

“That too.”

Mark was never one for reminiscing or holidays but sometimes on days like this, he couldn’t help but remember what led them to this moment in time.


i'm craving some kissing-for-cover fic aka "let's make out so the bad guys don't catch us!" fic. i'm not sure HOW you'd make it work, but whoever does has my undying love :)

[RPF] Jesse/Justin Bartha

Shaving kink.

Andrew/Jesse; Bodygaurd!Andrew

Andrew really wants to protects Jesse and his vulnarability because he is a bodygaurd. Some attack on Jesse happens and Andrew goes ape-shit.

Happy endings be wanted.

[RPF:] Jesse/Justin Bartha

they became friends after sitting next to each other on a plane back to new york, so in my mind that means we obviously need fic where they join the mile high club yes/no?

Re: [RPF:] Jesse/Justin Bartha

What is this "no"? Why is that even an option? Obviously we need it! :)

Eduardo/Sean, or Eduardo/other who is not Mark, PWP

Inspired by an.. um.. INTERESTING twitter message convo. Basically I just really want a PWP where Eduardo has multiple orgasms and gets fingered, licked, fucked, and fucked with a vibrator and fucking adores every second of it, even when he's embarrassed over how wet he gets, how many times he comes, or how he can't stop fucking moaning.

and afterwards he's all chafed and sore and satisfied and flushed pink and sweaty.

to quote from my anonymous twitter-convo-friend, "i imagine he always thinks he's going to come constantly and whoever is fingering him is like jesus that's intense", and he's "basically like a girl with multiple orgasms and even his orgasms don't do the trick"...

mmmm. i just want all the orgasms, and eduardo being constantly pushed to the edge and fucking losing it.

also, i specified not eduardo/mark because i honestly don't think mark's up to the task ;)

Re: Eduardo/Sean, or Eduardo/other who is not Mark, PWP

this would be more realistic with girleduardo lol.
would you mind if it were filled that way instead? xD

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So I was stalking Eduardo on Facebook and well... I found this.

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So basically I want something inspired by this. Preferably with crack.

Re: Eduardo/Other

If I am reading this correctly, Eduardo liked himself...all I can think is the line "Facebook was the only place that Eduardo liked himself." This makes me :(

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Eduardo/Mark, toyshop!AU

Blame it on the holiday season, but I'd really like a toyshop AU, with toyshop owner!Eduardo who maybe even makes toys, the traditional but high-quality kind, carefully crafted wood and handstuffed teddy bears. And Mark walking into his shop one day because he needs presents for his sister's kids, and she forbid him from getting them more electronic toys (even though those little children's computers are educational, and remote-controlled toy cars train dexterity). Mark of course tells that overly friendly guy behind the counter that old-fashioned toys are going the way of the dinosaurs and shops like that one will soon be replaced by more convenient online shopping, he just happened to be in the restaurant next door when his sister called.

eduardo/mark/whoever or andrew/jesse/whoever

I want it to be where Mark/Jesse is in an open relationship with Andrew/Eduardo and whoever. He dates both, both show up thinking its their night with M/J. This somehow leads to a threesome because the other boys keep trying to one up each other thinking they are better for M/J than the other. In the end A/E decides M/J needs to choose.

bonus points for it ending with andrew/jesse or mark/eduardo.


HARVARD ERA. secret santa/gift exchange type of thing where eduardo gets something very expensive/thoughtful for mark, or he swaps with other people until he gets mark? IDK, i just want adorableness.


How about fic where Mark takes Eduardo home over winter break and Mark's family assumes they're dating? Maybe Mark plays along because that at least gets them off his back and then they get together for real obvs.


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