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THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


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3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 1/5 (COMPLETE)

jeyhawk

2011-05-10 08:38 pm (UTC)

I don't even know how this happened. Highschool/College/The-rest-of-their-lives AU.

"So what about you, Andreeeew," Emma drags the name out, like she always does when she's been drinking. "Do you ever want to get married?"

"I'm gonna marry Jesse," Andrew says, yawning, as if it's no big deal.

Jesse kicks his thigh, flushing slightly. "You've been saying that since first grade," he points out.

"So?" Andrew looks like the picture of innocence with his big stupid eyes. "It's still true."

Jesse blushes some more and carefully pulls his foot back from Andrew's thigh. Andrew curls his hand around Jesse's ankle and puts it back. Emma watches them from the floor and Jesse's pretty sure he doesn't like the look on her face at all.

--

"I think he means it, you know," Emma says the next day, leaning against Jesse's locker.

"Don't be ridiculous," Jesse mutters, shoving her aside. "It's like the world's longest running joke."

"Mhmmm," she says thoughtfully.

--

There's a picture of Jesse wearing a dress in the school paper. The picture if from the school play. The caption underneath it reads: "The future Mrs. Garfield."

--

"You're abusing your powers," Jesse says during lunch, dropping the paper on Andrew's tray.

Andrew tilts his head back and grins at him. "Why do I think I wanted to be editor of the school paper?" he asks.

"Because you want to be a journalist when you grow up?" Jesse suggests.

Andrew snorts, putting the paper aside. "To have one more way to flirt with you," he says, then he sighs. "I'm looking into how much it would cost to rent a plane."

"What would you do with a plane?" Jesse asks.

Emma kicks him under the table.

--

"How do you feel about blue?" Andrew asks.

He's spread out over Jesse's bed with a book open on his chest. Presumably they're studying for an English test, but most of the time they just talk.

"I have many feelings about blue," Jesse answers. He's a big fan of not answering questions until he knows what they're really about. The last time he answered a random question from Andrew he ended up being his date for prom.
"For your corsage," Andrew clarifies.

"You're not getting me a corsage," Jesse says, with what he hopes is finality.

Andrew just smiles and Jesse's heart beats a little funny.

--

Of course Andrew got him a corsage and Jesse's mom makes them pose for pictures on the stairs and looks all teary-eyed when she hugs them goodbye. Jesse notices later that she snuck a string of condoms into his suit jacket and one of these days he really has to have a talk with his mom.

--

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 2/4 (COMPLETE)

jeyhawk

2011-05-10 08:39 pm (UTC)

Andrew is elected prom king which was pretty much a given. Jesse watches from the punch table as Andrew parades the prom queen, Elisa Williams, around the dance floor (all easy grace and big smiles), and thumbs the package of condoms in his pocket.

He wonders if Andrew's going to take someone to the lake afterwards, he's heard that's what the cool people do. Maybe Jesse should give him the condoms; Jesse doesn't plan on losing his virginity until second year of college.

"Mope more why don't you?" Emma says, sticking a glass of punch into Jesse's hand.

"I already have a glass," Jesse says, gesturing to the half empty blue cup he put down on the table.

"That one's better," she says with smirk.

Of course Emma spiked the punch, of course she did.

--

"Let's go to the lake," Andrew says, fingers tangled with Jesse's.

"Okay," Jesse agrees. He's a little buzzed and everything feels good and the stars are spinning so brightly.

"You're drunk," Andrew says, and he sounds a little disappointed.

"You're beautiful," Jesse retorts and it doesn't quite have the scathing edge he was going for.

Andrew's eyes soften and his mouth pulls into a smile. "So are you," he murmurs.

--

The sit down on the wooden pier, pants rolled up and shoes discarded, dangling their bare feet into the cold water.

"Jesse," Andrew says, still holding his hand. "I'm in love with you."

"Oh." Jesse turns his head to look at Andrew and Andrew kisses him. It's a bit off kilter and a little too dry, but Jesse's toes still curls in the water.

--

Jesse loses his virginity two years ahead of time, the first night at college, with Andrew braced above him flushed, and sweaty, and smiling, and so beautiful Jesse doesn't even remember how to breathe.

--

Second year of college Jesse comes down with a bad case of the flu. He shivers and shakes and throws up and trails snot like a snail wherever he goes. He keeps the entire building up at night with his cough and he takes so much NyQuil he's in a constant daze.

"I'm disgusting," he moans, curled up on the couch with his head in Andrew's lap. There's snot on Andrew's pants, his favorite pair of obnoxious red ones, and Jesse just coughed soup all over his shirt. "You're going to break up with me."

Andrew gently threads his fingers through Jesse's damp curls, brushing his wrist over Jesse's forehead.

"Marry me," he says.

Jesse chokes up and it's not just the snot this time. "Okay," he croaks. If Andrew takes it back later he can always blame his answer on the NyQuil.

"I'm not going to take it back," Andrew says patiently, bending down to brush his lips against Jesse's sweaty temple. "I love you."

--


Edited at 2011-05-10 08:42 pm (UTC)

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 3/4 (COMPLETE)

jeyhawk

2011-05-10 08:40 pm (UTC)

Two days later Andrew's sick and Jesse's freaking out.

"You survived," Andrew points out. He's curled up on the bathroom floor with his forehead resting against the toilet seat.

Jesse hovers in the doorway, phone clutched in his hand, unable to decide if he should call 911, or his mom.

"Just come here and hold me," Andrew murmurs, sounding hoarse and infinitely small.

"I bet you regret proposing to me now," Jesse whispers, when they're curled up together on the bathroom floor, surrounded by blankets and pillows.

"Not in the slightest," Andrew slurs, pushing his face further into Jesse's neck.

"If you contaminate me again I might regret saying yes," Jesse confesses, staring up at the cracked ceiling.

"No you won't," Andrew whispers.

Jesse sighs, and stares the underside of the sink, a sight he hoped he would never have to see again. "No, I won't," he agrees.

--


They get married two weeks after graduating college. It's a simple affair, just the two of them, their closest family, and, of course, Emma.

Andrew holds both Jesse's hands tight and looks straight into Jesse's eyes as he says his vows.

"I was seven years old when I decided that I was going to marry you," he starts. It earns him a few chuckles from the gathered audience. "And if I'd had to, I would have waited another twenty. Not a lot of people can say there's only ever been one person for them, but I can, and it's you Jesse. You are the only one for me. You've always been the only one for me and I love you so very much."

Jesse tears up, of course he does, eyes blurry and hands trembling as Andrew slides the wide gold band onto his finger. l love you, Andrew mouths, squeezing his fingers, and Jesse takes a deep breath.

"The very first time I met you, you held my hand and said you were going to marry me," he says, voice coming out a hoarse choked croak. "But it took me ten years to realize I could actually have you. I'm… uh… sorry I kept you waiting, Andrew, and I swear… uh… hope… that you'll never have to wait for me to catch up again. I love you… I love you so very very much and I'm so happy I get to spend the rest of my life with you because I… I can't imagine… I can't…" He sucks in a deep breath, blinking at Andrew through his tears. "I can't imagine a life without you in it."

He fumbles with the ring, hands sweaty and shaking, but somehow he manages to fit it onto Andrew's finger. Andrew pulls him closer into a hard tight hug and Jesse doesn't care if it's against the protocol, pressing his wet cheek against Andrew's, mixing their tears, as they're pronounced husband and husband.

Around them people shout Mazel Tow and someone brings out a glass for them to step on and Jesse is so happy he feels lightheaded with it.

"Finally," Andrew says, pulling Jesse into a long sweet kiss and Jesse laughs against his lips.

"Finally," he agrees, pressing his face into Andrew's neck and for one long moment it's just them, just this amazing amazing thing between them, and for the very first time Jesse lets himself believe that he actually deserves this, deserves Andrew and somewhere deep inside his heart something clicks into place.

--

Edited at 2011-05-10 08:41 pm (UTC)

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

jeyhawk

2011-05-10 08:41 pm (UTC)

BONUS SCENES BECAUSE I'M RIDICULOUS:

Jesse has a new tic; every ten minutes he rubs his thumb over his wedding ring. He does it unconsciously, mostly, and sometimes he catches Andrew watching his hands with a fond smile on his lips, like now.

"You do that when you sleep too," Andrew says. His smile crinkles the corners of his eyes. "I think it's cute."

Jesse smiles too, he probably looks like a dork. "Good thing you married me then," he says.

"Mhmmm," Andrew says, leaning over to kiss him. "Want to relive our wedding night?"

"Again?" Jesse teases, but he's already pulling Andrew on top of him.

--

Andrew's due home in fifteen minutes from a business trip to Detroit and Jesse is freaking out. The reason for his freak out is sitting calmly in the middle of the floor, licking at a front paw.

"He's going to divorce us," Jesse tells the cat. "And then it'll just be you and me, and Picasso, and Leonardo, and Pinto, and my broken tattered heart. I promised him, you know, I promised he wouldn't come home to another cat. It's all your fault."

He points a shaky finger at the cat, it swipes its paw over its ear and then settles down to rest in the strip of sunlight falling in across the floor. It's orange and copiously fat.

"I'm doomed," Jesse croaks, folding forward to hide his head into his hands.

Someone laughs and Jesse jerks his head up to find Andrew standing in the doorway, still in his jacket.

"So what did you name this one?" he asks.

"Garfield," Jesse sighs.

Andrew laughs again and shakes his head, but he makes come here motions with his hands so Jesse thinks that maybe he's not getting divorced today.

"I'm serious though," Andrew says, after giving Jesse a long thorough kiss that tastes like the chicken he must have eaten on the plane. "No more cats. If you adopt more cats we're going to need a bigger house."

"Okay," Jesse promises, hiding his face into Andrew's neck. "I love you."

"I love you too."

Jesse rubs his thumb over his wedding ring and breathes Andrew in. It's been two years since they got married, but he still feels exactly the same. So. Damned. Happy.


-The End-

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

lunatics_word

2011-05-10 08:55 pm (UTC)

You're not ridiculous, you're wonderful and I love you~~

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

ohmygod13

2011-05-10 09:13 pm (UTC)

SKAKANSJWKA OMG I Love YOU

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

(Anonymous)

2011-05-10 09:34 pm (UTC)

OHMYLAWD!!!! THE SWEETEST THING IN EXCISTENS!! BOOOYYYYYSSSS ADHDSFGKLGLKKHJ

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

leladancer18

2011-05-10 10:00 pm (UTC)

My heart leaped with joy and adorableness, seriously. Thank you! :DDD

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

ymorton

2011-05-10 10:39 pm (UTC)

THIS IS SOOOO CUTE and just what i needed when i am dying from finals stress. this fulfilled the fluff side of my proven, well-tested porn/fluff finals-healing and I THANK YOU GREATLY <33

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

kimuranakai

2011-05-11 12:13 am (UTC)

It's simply wonderful! Gorgeous work, darling!

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

otta_ff

2011-05-11 12:26 am (UTC)

This is so cuuuuuuuuute! Gah! I adore it. ♥

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

(Anonymous)

2011-05-11 12:35 am (UTC)

WOW. I FELT SO HAPPY AFTER READING THAT. IT'S LIKE I'M DRUGGED.

andrew in the school paper? i want a school paper au now.

this was so very lovely. thank you for sharing this! <333333

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

pidgeoned

2011-05-11 01:20 am (UTC)

MY CREYS




Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

pidgeoned

2011-05-11 01:25 am (UTC)

I READ THIS AGAIN. UGH, YOU SLAY ME. IT WAS EVERYTHING I WANTED AND MORE (MORE)

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

whitedatura

2011-05-11 02:43 am (UTC)

omg, I love you. I love this. I love everything this chooses to be.

trails snot like a snail wherever he goes
Okay, I also really liked this line. It conveyed the grossness so well.

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

salvadore_hart

2011-05-11 03:08 am (UTC)

"The very first time I met you, you held my hand and said you were going to marry me," he says
AWWW! Great minds think alike.

I love drunk!Jesse calling Andrew "beautiful."

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

cathalin

2011-05-11 03:54 am (UTC)

ldkfjlkdsjfaklj!!

omg the cat at the end might have killed me more than anything, and that's saying something. <333

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

jasmasson

2011-05-11 08:13 am (UTC)

<3 U

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

colazitron

2011-05-11 10:25 am (UTC)

I think I died from cute. I'm okay with that.

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

jerakeen

2011-05-11 10:29 am (UTC)

I will marry you one day, jey. Just you wait.

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

janonny

2011-05-11 11:17 am (UTC)

GROWN UP AND STILL SO ADORBS!

This fill is perfect to go with the other fills and just, grown up Andrew, and his steadfast love, and getting married, and another cat, and how is this fill so adorable ;alksdjfaksdfja;dfa.

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

(Anonymous)

2011-05-11 02:11 pm (UTC)

Tears of joy are rolling down my face!!!! This is so damn beautiful!!!

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

slasher48

2011-05-11 02:57 pm (UTC)

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE IT SLAYS ME TO DEATH WITH ITS SWEETNESS. I AM COMPLETELY HEAD OVER HEELS FOR IT.

FROM THE BEGINNING WITH "IT'S STILL TRUE" AND JESSE FLUSHING TO "I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT BLUE" (AND JESSE PROBABLY DOES -- SUCH SPOT ON CHARACTERIZATIONS, SERIOUSLY) AND "YOU'RE NOT BUYING ME A CORSAGE" AND THEN THE SPIKED PUNCH AND THEM AT THE LAKE, "YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL" "SO ARE YOU" AND "I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU" (OH MY GOD I LOST IT RIGHT THEN, ANDREW YOU ARE MY FAVORITE THING) AND THEY KISS AND THEY GET TOGETHER AND THEN OH MY GOD, THE LITTLE SEX SCENE, PERFECTION.

AND THEN YOU MAKE IT EVEN BETTER, GODDAMN YOUR BRILLIANCE. BECAUSE ANDREW PROPOSING TO JESSE WHILE HE'S SICK IS SO FUCKING LOVELY AND SO ~ANDREW, ESPECIALLY HERE, AND JESSE SAYING YES WITH THE CONTINGENCY PLAN OF BLAMING IT ON THE NYQUIL IS SO JESSE. BUT ANDREW TELLS HIM HE DOESN'T NEED ONE 'CAUSE THEY KNOW EACH OTHER SO WELL. I LOVE THE DETAILS THAT YOU USE, UNAFRAID TO BE GROSS TO GET THE REALISM. ANDREW GETTING SICK TOO AND "JUST COME HERE AND HOLD ME" AND JESSE CONTEMPLATING HOW BADLY HE HADN'T WANTED TO LOOK AT THE SINK ANYMORE AND "NO YOU WON'T" BECAUSE OF COURSE HE WON'T.

AND B'AWWW THE WEDDING. WITH ANDREW REVEALING HOW LONG HE WAITED AND WOULD HAVE WAITED, NOT-SO-SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH HIS BESTEST FRIEND FROM FIRST GRADE, AND JESSE: "I CAN'T IMAGINE A LIFE WITHOUT YOU IN IT" BARELY MANAGING TO GET IT OUT AND THEY HUG INSTEAD OF KISS (BREAKING CONVENTIONS AND MAKING MY HEART SOAR) AND THEN THEY'RE ALL "FINALLY" AND IT'S DONE, THEY'RE MARRIED (AND THANK YOU EMMA FOR SPIKING THE PUNCH AND FINALLY GETTING THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND GETTING THEM THERE, OF COURSE SHE'S THERE AT THE WEDDING!).

I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR LITTLE TIDBITS. JESSE'S TIC AND ANDREW THINKING IT'S CUTE AND RELIVING THEIR HONEYMOON "AGAIN?" AND THE LAST PART WHERE JESSE IS WORRIED ANDREW WILL LEAVE HIM BECAUSE OF THE CAT BUT ANDREW JUST LAUGHS, BECAUSE HE LOVES JESSE SO MUCH, CAT OBSESSION AND ALL, NAMING IT "GARFIELD" AND ALL. AND THEY ARE SO DAMNED HAPPY, WHICH MAKES THE TITLE OF THIS TEN TIMES MORE APPROPRIATE AND FANTASTIC AND JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER GLORIOUS PART OF THIS FIC. I WAS MAKING LIKE SQUEALING BIRD NOISES; THAT'S HOW HARD IT GOT TO ME.

YOU ARE LOVELY. PLEASE WRITE MORE JESSE AND ANDREW LIKE, FIVE MINUTES AGO. :P


Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

nialler

2011-05-11 06:14 pm (UTC)

YOU MAKE ME WANT TO CRY.

Seriously, though that was so sweet my teeth hurt.

You're the best <33333

Re: 3rd FILL: so damned happy - Jesse/Andrew - 4/4 (COMPLETE)

dansetheblues

2011-05-11 07:16 pm (UTC)

omg, this is so lovely....with the rings and vows and the whole cat thing. You. Are. Amazing.
And I need some new icons...damn lol

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