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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.


spring break harvard era. eduardo takes mark home to miami for spring break and his mother thinks their dating.

Re: eduardo/mark


eduardo/mark, the adventures of the facebook dog 4.

so, unbeknownst to mark, his dog is starting a social network. for dogs. featuring beast, cupcake (chris' dog), whatever awesome dog dustin has (i'm thinking a saint bernard) and boo (based on a previous prompt that boo was eduardo's dog lol: idek.

you should all see this lol: and haha.

Re: eduardo/mark, the adventures of the facebook dog 4.


Eduardo/Mark, Mark needs a (fake) dom

Post!deposition. Not too much angst (you can make it crack if you like)

One BIG FB (maybe) investor is in bdsm. He/she has a very exclusive circle, and Mark WANTS to be in (for the contacts).
He/she asks Mark to enroll, but Mark must have a sub or a dom.
Mark is shitty to take care, so he decides that needs a fake dom.

Of course his first choice is Wardo.

Wardo agrees, because 1) it's a Very Exclusive circle with Very Important People (maybe also *surprise* Eduardo's parent?! LOL) 2) Mark will never be the sub of another person!
The problem is that they are two guys (with their history), with not previous experience in the setting, who must fake a sub/dom relationship.

TLTR; Mark, to impress an investor, needs a fake dom. He trust only Eduardo to the task.

Edited at 2011-12-08 01:59 pm (UTC)

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Mark needs a (fake) dom

this fandom needs MORE D/s. It needs to get dirtier, like, yesterday.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Mark needs a (fake) dom - (Anonymous), 2011-12-14 09:35 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark, Mark needs a (fake) dom - (Anonymous), 2011-12-18 02:22 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark, Mark needs a (fake) dom - (Anonymous), 2011-12-18 07:33 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark, Mark needs a (fake) dom - (Anonymous), 2011-12-08 03:49 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark, Mark needs a (fake) dom - (Anonymous), 2011-12-14 06:23 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark, Mark needs a (fake) dom - (Anonymous), 2011-12-16 10:20 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark, Mark needs a (fake) dom - (Anonymous), 2011-12-18 02:21 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark, Mark needs a (fake) dom - (Anonymous), 2011-12-20 10:16 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark, Mark needs a (fake) dom - (Anonymous), 2011-12-21 08:01 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark, Mark needs a (fake) dom - (Anonymous), 2011-12-18 06:42 am (UTC)(Expand)

mark/eduardo, moulin rouge! au

Eduardo is the penniless writer who falls in love with Mark, the most popular dancer at the Moulin Rouge. Sean Parker, the owner of the Moulin Rouge needs the Winklevii to invest in the club, so he promises them Mark.

Basically, Eduardo is Christian, Mark is Satine, Sean is Zidler, and the Winklevii are the duke(s).

rpf: past andrew/jesse, andrew/emma

based on adele's somebody like you. no character or pairing bashing, please.

Eduardo/Mark, Post-Surgery Protectiveness

I'm just recovering from minor surgery, am in quite a lot of pain, and can't help thinking about how nice it would be to have some fic about one of the boys going through the same thing
so! mark or eduardo gets surgery- maybe ankle surgery, like me- and the other one goes completely overboard with post-surgery care. the patient is buried under mounds of ice packs, sticks to a color-coded medication schedule, and is only allowed to do certain approved activities...
where it goes from there is totally up to the author- maybe said patient takes a turn for the worse? maybe they get better quickly and everything is fluff

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Post-Surgery Protectiveness

I need this!

Mark/Eduardo – vanishing (without a trace)


Post lawsuits, at some point, Eduardo disappears.

When can be arranged/up to the writer, but I would like it if it’s after an eventual, painful reconciliation, when Mark is beginning to show more confidence in their relationship (or pre-relationship).

(I saw fics were post lawsuit Eduardo get with Mark to later cheat on him/dump him, but there I don’t necessarily want Eduardo to disappear in order to make Mark suffer. It could be that, but mostly I just want him to be gone, without any explanations, or visible/clear reasons, and without any traces -plane ticket, no phone, no nothing.)

And life just go on, months become year(s), and there is no answer. I’d like it if someone, at some point, mentions that maybe, it would be less painful if he was dead because at least they would know, and not stay in that “forever waiting” obsessive state (can be Mark, or Mark can hear it & react badly).

(However, Eduardo disappear by his own will, he is alive somewhere -it’s not a death fic- but no one know where, no one ever know that he is alive at all. I would prefer if Eduardo’s disappearance was quite long, or even never resolved at all. If the reasons why he did it are given at some point, it's whatever writer wants: self esteem issues, fear or getting involved to much with Mark and suffer again, wanting to find himself, to run away from something, to be free, it could be anything, or they can be no reason given at all, I don’t care, the point is the disappearance, & the angst of the ones left-behind, not the answer on why…)

Anyway, sorry for the long prompt (& if it’s been prompt/done before).

Fill: Without a Trace 1a/? (Mark/Eduardo)

The terms of the settlement are very clear: Mark and Eduardo are not to discuss the depositions with any one, in any capacity. The terms Chris lays out when Mark goes back to the office will the ink from Gretchen's expensive pen is still drying on stark black and white sheets on the glass table top: Mark is not to initiate contact without Eduardo, in any capacity. If he does the former, the settlement states that he'll be subject to further suit, and that he'll lose even more money. If he does the latter, Chris says he'll leave.

"I mean it, Mark. Enough is enough. You lost, he won, and now it's time to move on."

Chris is sitting in one of the chairs across from Mark's desk. Mark doesn't think he ordered chairs for his office when he was picking out the furniture for it. He'd been very specific about the kind of couch he wanted - a soft fabric, a solid cushion along the bottom, both better for sleeping on, in a dark blue, so the inevitable stains wouldn't show as badly as they would on a lighter colour. But he doesn't remember saying anything about chairs, and now he's got six of them. Two face his desk, and the other four are around a small table. He could hold meetings in his office now.

Maybe the chairs were accidentally put in the wrong office. Chris, for example, is exactly the type of person who would actually use a table in his office, for meetings, for the occasional game of cards when they've actually got some down time. But the couch in Chris' office is a pale grey - apparently he's not worried about stains, which is just so typical - and Mark's chairs are covered in the same navy blue pattern as his couch. Chris, now that he thinks of it, has chairs covered in the soft grey material that matches his couch. It seems altogether likely that the chairs are indeed Mark's, and that he one day might have to hold meetings in his office. He sighs.

"You're not listening to me," Chris says. He's still sitting in the chair, but he's leaning forward now, his eyes steady on Mark. His voice is soft, quiet, and commands attention more effectively than a firing squad. Mark hadn't been listening, it was true. But Chris hadn't been using that voice before.

"No," he says. "I wasn't. But I am now."

"This is the last thing you want to hear today," Chris says, almost sympathetically. "I understand that - it's been a hell of a day. You lost a half a billion dollars, a chunk of your company, and your best friend today. Not one of those things is something that you can ever get back, no matter what you try to do."

Mark glares at him. "Believe it or not, I don't want any of those things back. Wardo deserves the money, and he deserves to be on the board."

"And you deserve a best friend who didn't sue you for both of those things," says Chris. Mark shrugs.

"Okay, let me put it this way: Wardo deserves a best friend who he didn't have to sue for a half-billion dollars and a place at the table he built. Don't you agree, Mark?"

He does. Eduardo deserves at least that, as much as it kills him to admit that.

"You're going to let him have it," Chris says. "Neither of you would listen to me before, but now that there's bodies on the ground and blood everywhere, you're damn well going to leave him alone."

Mark nods, ignoring the little bubble of fear rising in his throat.

"I know about the GPS tracker in his phone," Chris said. "I know about the tracker oh his laptop. I know about the code in Facebook that lets you track Eduardo's location down the side of the bed he's sleeping on. And I know about Anders."

Shit. He only used Anders when Eduardo was in town, because men as rich as Eduardo need an extra layer of protection. If Anders happened to report back to Mark daily, that was just because he wanted to make sure that Eduardo wasn't being duped by some scam artist. Again floated through his head and he wined. But, yes. Again.

Re: Fill: Without a Trace 1b/? (Mark/Eduardo) - (Anonymous), 2011-12-17 09:40 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Without a Trace 1b/? (Mark/Eduardo) - (Anonymous), 2011-12-17 12:00 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Without a Trace 1b/? (Mark/Eduardo) - (Anonymous), 2011-12-18 10:51 am (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Eduardo – Hunger Game AU


Eduardo & Mark are two concurrent from different districts in the game.
(there is also love and things don’t get easier from here)

(sorry if it has been prompt before)

Re: Mark/Eduardo – Hunger Game AU

because you just know eduardo would sacrifice himself in order to help mark win OH GOD IT ALREADY HURTS



i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."

I don't know, I really need a fic with this in my life. Also, we need some more Chris/Dustin.

Re: Chris/Dustin

This fandom needs Chris/Dustin/SharkWeek!

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

I just need Jesse giving Andrew a really hot, obscene, totally filthy blowjob. Like, tonguing him nice and slow, looking up at him all sweetly from underneath his eyelashes, letting the head pop out into his cheek, the works. He just looks so good, and he's drawing it out and making Andrew crazy.

Jesse/Cocks in his mouth is my OTP. I have an addiction, sir.

in which jesse gets off on andrew [1/5]

a/n: i apologize for nothing. this is so much pwp it hurts. it's also my first time writing porn in general. i'd appreciate come back. Err, i apologize for this.

warning: involves lots of questionable positioning, blowjobs, the slightest, slightest hint of rimming, and virgin descriptions. Also lots of usage of the word cock and member.

Andrew's grasp against the hotel bed they are on, trying to find purchase on the unforgiving slippery surface of the pillows he is propped against. His eyes look up to the baise/off white ceiling every hotel room seems to have, his breathing deep as his companion sits on his ankles between Andrew's spread legs. Andrew's breath hitches as he looks down; thin, artistic hands that are ripping open the button and zipper to his black dress slacks hurriedly.

"Jesse, Jesse," Andrew quietly says as a plea. They've both been quiet, ever since the awards earlier that evening and all the parties they had to attend afterwards hearing "better luck next year".

Jesse looks up at his with a raised eyebrow before tugging Andrew's slack down to his knees, pausing to remove Andrew's over-priced shoes. When they are off, Jesse pulls off the rest of Andrew's pants, leaving his boxers revealed. Jesse leans forward, a few inches away, breathing hot air on to the sensitive organ that lies beneath. He starts between Andrew's thighs (close to Andrew's balls) and moves upwards to the stretchy part of the material that barely hangs on to Andrew's sweaty hips. He repeats the motion three more times, slow and sweet, moving forward a little each time.

The way Jesse gives head should be considered artistic, Andrew thinks briefly as he watches Jesse slowly run his nose along the seam where his tented boxers meets his already half-hard erection, because everything Jesse does is genius and artistic. There was already a nice, wet spot of pre-come on his grey boxers and it seemed as if every time Jesse's pale nose ran over the head, it grew bigger. But every move was precise, perfect, and designed to make Andrew lose control to the curly-headed man.

Maybe Jesse was actually a trained torturer.

Jesse looks up at Andrew from under his eye-lashes, the beautiful, blue eyes at half mast, as if he had heard what Andrew was thinking. He gives Andrew a small smile (really, it is too sweet for the sinful things that mouth is performing) and licks his tongue over the wet spot his nose had been rubbing against.

Andrew bit his lower lip, trying not to make too much noise, as Jesse slowly licks at the material with little flicks of his tongue.

He doesn't want to break this small, quiet act between them.

The spot slowly grows damper from both spit and Andrew's precome until Jesse looks up at Andrew again, breaking the intense gaze he had been having with Andrew's cock, and tilts his head to the side. Andrew is confused for only a moment until Jesse opens his puffy mouth obscenely wide and sucks at Andrew through the material.

Andrew lets out a strangled gasp, more of a choked noise and bucks his hips forward. Jesse hums and Andrew can feel Jesse inhale from where he is pressed against Jesse's nose. The fact Jesse wants to inhale that musky scent most men have there is hot. It's sweet too, how much Jesse is trying to be good to Andrew, like he knows how disappointed he is that their movie didn't get all the awards it should have.

"Jesse, baby."

in which jesse gets off on andrew [2/5] - (Anonymous), 2012-02-01 04:53 am (UTC)(Expand)
in which jesse gets off on andrew [3/5] - (Anonymous), 2012-02-01 04:55 am (UTC)(Expand)
in which jesse gets off on andrew [4/4] - (Anonymous), 2012-02-01 04:57 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: in which jesse gets off on andrew [4/4] - (Anonymous), 2012-02-12 03:00 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: in which jesse gets off on andrew [4/4] - (Anonymous), 2012-02-13 03:15 am (UTC)(Expand)
Liquor, Liquor Lips [1/2] - (Anonymous), 2014-12-06 05:12 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Liquor, Liquor Lips [1/2] - (Anonymous), 2014-12-06 07:25 am (UTC)(Expand)

eduardo/mark - baby, it's cold outside

mark really can't stay ("but maaaaaaark it's cold outside")
mark's got to go away ("but maaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrkkkkkkkkk! it's cooooold outside")

drunk, harvard-era eduardo is trying to bribe and guilt mark into staying in his own dorm instead of going back to the kirkland suite to do god knows what on his computer, and ends up blabbing threats mixed with ~feelings~
("mark it's cold outside! wow your eyes are so pretty. but really mark what if you get pneumonia and DIE?! i'll warm your hands!!!! jesus your lips look so good. mark you're going to freeze on the walk back. HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME MARK???? MAAAAARK.")
or you know, not quite like that, but something based on the song.

Re: eduardo/mark - baby, it's cold outside

This is really sweet, I'd support it being filled (so long as it doesn't include the pseudo-rape in that song).

Re: eduardo/mark - baby, it's cold outside - (Anonymous), 2011-12-10 10:16 am (UTC)(Expand)

andrew/jesse rpf

set in the future, established relationship. andrew and jesse are married and they want to have a surrogate baby.emma agrees to do it for them. i love cupid emma and i can totally see her agreeing to this.

[rpf] jesse/justin bartha

okay, so pretty much what i want is this: they play a couple in a film/play/whatever you want.

i'm not picky about the whys and hows. maybe an au where asuncion is even gayer, or they get cast in an indie film or whatever, like i said, i'm not picky. i just want them to play a couple and have a lot of fun doing it because you can tell from asuncion and interviews that they're pretty comfortable with/around each other.

Re: [rpf] jesse/justin bartha


Eduardo/Mark, Ai Se Eu Te Pego (Assim você me mata)

So basically a friend of mine send me this song ( and all I could think of was "OMG, the faces Eduardo could be making to Mark while singing this song to him." Naturally, Eduardo would just do it to have a laugh but then Mark kinda finds it terribly, terribly hot. Yes?

I mean, Eduardo making the face and the hand thing the singer does to Mark, I would die just reading about it.


Re: Eduardo/Mark, Ai Se Eu Te Pego (Assim você me mata)

LOL I can't listen to this song without thinking immediately about Cristiano Ronaldo. xD

Eduardo/Mark, Veela!Mark

One day Mark wakes up and his veela powers manifest, and the entire Facebook office wants to get in his pants.

Or harvard!era, whatever you want anon :D

Question for OP

Would you perfer it to be like BOOM! Mark wakes up up and people are banging down his down/ wanting to bang him or would you be happy with like a slow to realize "Oh, I make people attracted to me. Nbd" kind of thing? And then Eduardo comes for something and is like "lol, stop touching my woman guise. Marky-kins, we're leaving".

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