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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




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AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.


"That night I smoked a joint
With my best friend
We found ourselves in bed
When I woke up he was gone"
-Diplomat's Son, Vampire Weekend.

Can we have a fic inspired by this? I just can't stop imagining this happening, it being college and all. And the angst that follows the next day would be lovely <3

Re: Eduardo/Mark

yes! someone write this

Mark/Eduardo – The imaginarium of doctor Parnassus crossover/fusion


Eduardo is/was/will be Anton.
(anything with that)
Bonus if Valentina is involved.
(I don’t mind Eduardo-Anton/Valentina)

Crossover/fusion -Tony Stark/Eduardo implied/UST/future(?) Mark/Eduardo


Eduardo knows that people think it’s the proof he has a type. He can see the parallels too; Tony being a billionaire narcissist genius (with a good share of self hatred) who could stay up four days stray inventing things in his lab without remembering to sustain himself without Pepper. So yeah, it’s pretty obvious.

The thing is, apart from all the things previously mentioned, Tony is nothing at all like Mark. Tony loves parties, can charm his way into anyone’s pants like it’s nobody’s business, Tony could sell ice in the North pole. Tony has issues, has the shadow of an ever absent father over him, and the betrayal of his godfather…
Tony also remember Eduardo’s birthday, buys him embarrassingly expensive present Eduardo doesn’t need at random, dirty talk him with equations in bed and still find time to save the world in between all that.

Or the one where Tony Stark and Eduardo have sex, then become friends (in that order), then have a fully functional not-relationship/friendship that no one else understand (except Pepper & Rhodes). It may or may not involve Mark hacking into Tony’s computer way too often end being both petty/obsessive and seemingly uncaring about the whole thing.

Bonus if Eduardo become bff with Pepper & Steve Rogers.

Re: Crossover/fusion -Tony Stark/Eduardo implied/UST/future(?) Mark/Eduardo

heeeee, this is such a cute prompt! totally dig the idea of RDJ sexing eduardo, because UNF.


Eduardo meets Jesse Eisenberg and is overcome with lust. Jesse is pretty okay with this. Cue Eduardo wondering if he's just projecting his feelings for Mark onto Jesse (but turns out he isn't).

other/other, multiple pairings

MEET CUTES ( because i just reread the notting hill au and justin's "their meet cute was both meety and cutey" made me giggle like a fool.

so maybe five couples that met cute? or something like that?
(preferably andrew/jesse, eduardo/mark, chris/dustin, maybe andrew/emma and another couple?)

Mark/Eduardo – high-class brothel AU


The one where Mark still is the asshole billionaire guy who invented Facebook, and somehow (for whatever reasons) ends up in a high-profile/high-class brothel (either illegal or not).

Except of course Mark would be the type to want the manager/”go-to-guy” of the place (aka Eduardo) rather than any of the employees (both males & females).

-Mark being very blunt about finding Eduardo more attractive to him and Eduardo being phlegmatic (coz it’s really not the first time a client hit on him) yet amused by the direct/tactless/borderline rude way Mark did it.
-Eduardo says no (of course).
-Eduardo isn’t ashamed of his job, is very attuned to both the clients and the prostitutes. (He is also protective of the employees, do not tolerate violence towards them even if it means losing a client though they do have some girls & boy dealing with more extreme tastes but it must be mentioned & more expensive)
Basically he is a BAMF “madam” (lady Heather –without the SM style & more three pieces suits- anyone?) who also makes ridiculous amount of money while watching the weather channel and graduated from Harvard.

Re: Mark/Eduardo – high-class brothel AU



My needs are simple, I just want fic with hooker!Mark. Maybe he's doing it to pay for Facebook? I don't really care. Eduardo can be a client, or also a hooker or just the econ major who passes Mark's corner on his way to late night coffee runs, and keeps buying Mark coffee just because it's so cold out; it's up to you. Friendship, love and sex happen! In that order, or not.

Re: Eduardo/Mark

Would you be opposed to this being filled but as an AU (i.e., where Mark doesn't invent Facebook)?

(no subject) - oflights, 2012-01-01 08:58 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark - (Anonymous), 2012-01-01 11:29 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark - (Anonymous), 2012-01-01 05:24 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Eduardo – Man code


38. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.
(Rule from the Man Code, anything with it, with Eduardo staring as the babe)

Mark/Eduardo – Doctor Who crossover -The Doctor using/hacking Facebook

(because of the Eleven Hour where the Doctor does mention Facebook and, well, send a virus everywhere online)

The Doctor keeps using Facebook in time of crisis as a way to spread messages/virus/anything but he always do it by hacking it and forcing his message/possibly a bit alive virus/timey wimey stuff everywhere in the code.

Off course he doesn’t use only Facebook and rather everything (e-mail, twitter, bebo, Tumblr, radar dish…) but the simple fact that he can… well…
Mark is not pleased. At all.
Eduardo is very amused (and quite possibly a companion).
(post lawsuit & pre reconciliation & Eleven of course)

Re: Mark/Eduardo – Doctor Who crossover -The Doctor using/hacking Facebook



Eduardo/Sean. Sean has never been good at resisting temptation.

fill: Opportunity for Advancement 1/3 (Eduardo/Sean)

er, idk what this is... except sometimes I feel like crack! But ymorton says it is ok, so blame her. ;)

It was perhaps the worst possible timing that it was only when Eduardo flew down to sign on his dotted, doomed line for the investment paperwork that Sean came to three horrifying revelations: their little CFO could be smoother and sweeter than he'd seemed; Eduardo looked pretty fantastic when glaring ice picks at you for bursting in while he's changing; and Mark hadn't even been fucking him.

The kid had looks, money to burn, and a self-destructive sense of fidelity and duty. Maybe Sean hadn't previously seen all the potential advantages, but then he'd met the guy twice. And he'd caught Mark checking out his own very fine ass at least once, so this seemed to Sean like a pretty blatant oversight.

"I don't get it," he mused--honestly baffled.

Andrew passed the bong back and melted into the sofa.

"This is like if someone moved the Mona Lisa into a house on your street," Sean explained, snapping his fingers for the lighter, "and then invited you over for a beer, so you could be appreciating this amazing piece of art and also beer. But then you just don't, for no fathomable reason."

Chris made a thin, reedy noise.

"uh, it's really not like that at all," Dustin said.

"It would be a tragedy," Sean continued, shaking his head.


"If you're not interested in taking advantage of the hot, rich, naïve, (have you accidentally felt his skin, jesus fucking christ) college boy, " Sean informed Mark over pizza and garlic rolls, "then I will absolutely take that one for the team of me, myself, and I."

Mark blinked over his shot glass. "Are—you coming out to me?"

"Sure, I fuck whatever." Sean shrugged and pounded his tequila. "Look pal, you up for a threesome with Saverin or not?"


This was where Mark stared at him for a few beats and then sniffed his glass like he was questioning what psychotropic drugs could have possibly been inserted into it without his knowledge.

Sean was taking that for a no.


Re: fill: Opportunity for Advancement 3/3 (Eduardo/Sean) - (Anonymous), 2012-01-10 11:15 pm (UTC)(Expand)


Anything based on this XKCD: :D

Mini-Fill 1/?

I promise to write the rest later, I just really gotta go now. Sorry for the crappy writing!


They're bored out of their minds.

Mark doesn't usually do bored. If he's feeling inactive, he simply forces himself to go do something useful. But it's been quite a while since the power went out and his laptop battery is long gone. He feels like suing someone.

Dustin claps his hands once. "Ok, I didn't want to bring this up but we can't break the 60 minute rule."

"What's the 60 minute rule?" Eduardo asks, because he hasn't learned to ignore Dustin yet.

Dustin fakes outrageous disbelief. "You don't know the 60 minute rule? Wardo, where have you been living?"

Chris rolls his eyes, so Mark feels entitled to do the same.

"What's the 60 minute rule?" Chris asks, probably just to humor him.

Dustin sighs and takes a solene tone. "If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation" He smiles "Personally, I never went gay at all. Ideas?"

Mark stares, and so do Chris and Wardo, but he feels his face heat up a little. There's a long, uncomfortable silence.

"Stop being idiotic" Mark says finally "And go get more beer."

Dustin pouts. "You can't break internet rules!"

"Well, what are you suggesting exactly?"

Eduardo snorts. "Seriously?"

Chris shrugs. "I'm only curious."

Re: Mini-Fill 1/? - (Anonymous), 2012-01-05 07:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark - (Anonymous), 2012-01-06 04:18 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Oops - (Anonymous), 2012-01-06 04:19 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark + Eduardo & Sean = BFFs

I love Eduardo and Sean getting on together and being friendly (especially with grumpy!Mark). So, I'd love pre-dilution ...perhaps even from the very beginning Eduardo and Sean getting along better. Maybe Sean puts effort into winning Eduardo, seeing that Eduardo is the challenge at the initial meeting. And then Mark is the one NOT wanting to bring Sean into Facebook :D

Re: Eduardo/Mark + Eduardo & Sean = BFFs

I second it!

Re: Eduardo/Mark + Eduardo & Sean = BFFs - (Anonymous), 2012-01-11 08:17 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark, crack AU

Based on the sad world of the misunderstood house spider (

Mark is the gigantic spider that lives in Eduardo's dorm room. He loves Eduardo and only wants to make his life easier. Eduardo doesn't quite see it that way and proceeds to freak the fuck out every time he spots spider!Mark.

(pure and utter crack, but when I saw the post on tumblr my brain read it with Mark's voice and I died laughing because it's so appropriate. He's just not very good with people, okay.)

Re: Eduardo/Mark, crack AU

ahahaha. i kinda love that idea.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, crack AU - (Anonymous), 2012-01-08 06:21 am (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2012-01-08 10:33 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark, crack AU - slippery_fish, 2012-01-08 05:44 pm (UTC)(Expand)


Basically, Rihanna has this song called 'Fool in Love' and every time I listen to it, it reminds me of Eduardo and Mark. Like, Eduardo knows that Mark isn't perfect but he's totally in love with him anyway. I just like how it references her/his parents throughout it.

Mama, I found a man
Who loves me and understands
Papa, he's quite a man
He adores me, he's my biggest fan
And don't get me wrong,
I know he's not perfect in your eyes
But somehow he's flawless in mine


You'll see a monster
I see a smile
You say it's danger
And I'm in denial
But somehow I feel so safe right now

I suck at prompting. Sorry. :(

Sean/Other,Eduardo, Mark

Sean at 45 is not much different than Sean at 25 - still picking up girls barely out of high school and trying to impress them with his billion dollar bank account and his "Fuck The World" mentality - the problem is that even Sean is starting to tire of the lifestyle that means he stays up late, sleeps all day and slowly watches his life pass him by. So, when he meets a young and hot girl who doesn't seem impressed by the trappings of his success it is hardly surprising that she is not interested in him, the issue is that Sean can't let this one go.

Or...the one where Sean meets Mark and/or Eduardo's daughter, falls in love and finally understands what Mark and Eduardo felt for each other all those years ago.


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