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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




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[RPF] Andrew/Jesse AU

Jesse is a (fairly famous) actor, Andrew is his biggest fan.

I'd like the boys to still have their same personalities, but wouldn't this be perfect? After Asuncion, and watching Jesse interact with fans, I can totally imagine Jesse being freaked out by this guy who seems to show up at everything he does, but intrigued and rather turned on because hello, Andrew is hot. And I feel like Andrew's personality is very conducive to the excitable, crazy-but-only-because-I-love-you fan. Then of course they live happily ever after, like all of us wish we could. :)

Re: Life on the Nickel, 1a/?

A/N: Posting from a phone, hope it works! I’m really excited for this! I’m weaving in some real life experiences here, too, and I’ll probably let you know all of them in my notes. I saw Asuncion twice- the first time Jesse really did stand in a corner checking his phone until people began to approach him. There really was a man who talked for ages about The Squid and the Whale. The second time…Andrew really was wearing a blue sweater.
On an intellectual level, Jesse knows that he got lucky with his fanbase. They’re not like his friend Kristen’s fans, who let out earth-shattering screams when they see her; they’re not like Aziz’s fans, who tend to be overwhelmingly chatty and pop-culture oriented. And thank god he doesn’t have Emma’s propensity for attracting older men.
No, Jesse’s fans are usually very respectful. (The craziest thing a fan has ever done for him was to give him a fantastically expensive antique map of Poland. She pressed it into his hands and almost sprinted away- he hasn’t seen her since.) They always say please when they ask for autographs and pictures, and a lot of the time he has genuinely enjoyable conversations with them.
However, it’s a little disconcerting when strangers are able to talk to him and about him in such a personal way. (“How are your cats?” they always ask, and Jesse sometimes startles at the line of inquiry, despite having been questioned about it so many times.)
His fans are the reason that Jesse takes an extra deep breath before walking into the theater’s lobby- he loves his fans, he would be nothing without them, but he’s often worn out after meeting so many new people- and, let’s face it, Asuncion has attracted a lot of his more…dedicated…fans.
At first, the few people still milling about in Cherry Lane’s tiny lobby hang back. Jesse positions himself awkwardly in corner, checking his cell for messages and pretending to send a text. By the time he tucks his phone away, there’s a middle-aged couple in front of him, who each shake his hand and congratulate him on the play.
Next up is a balding, portly gentleman who talks for a few minutes about how brilliant The Squid and the Whale was. Jesse just smiles, thanks him, and wonders idly if the man has seen The Social Network- that’s usually the only film of his anyone ever brings up these days.
Next is a group of college-aged girls, some of whom he recognizes. He greets these particular girls by name and introduces himself to the others; they ask him to sign a few t-shirts and posters, and he promises to say hi to Justin from them.
Fnally, finally, there is only one person left who wants to talk to Jesse- a man who has been hovering at the edge of the crowd for a while now. He’s striking- tall and lean, with seemingly gravity-defying hair and bold features. Brown eyes, Jesse notes as the man approaches. Brown eyes and a perfectly-fitted blue sweater.
“Hi,” says the man, clasping the hand Jesse holds out automatically to shake. “I’m Andrew.”
“Jesse,” he says, blushing a little, because yes, even he can appreciate good looks and a British accent, thank you very much.
“I know,” grins Andrew, then continues on enthusiastically before Jesse has time to reply. “I loved the play,” Andrew says. “I thought it was great, really good characterization.”

Fill: Life on the Nickel, 1b/? - (Anonymous), 2012-02-02 12:25 am (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2012-02-02 02:07 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Life on the Nickel, 1b/? - (Anonymous), 2012-02-05 08:44 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Life on the Nickel, 1b/? - (Anonymous), 2012-02-09 03:27 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Life on the Nickel, 1b/? - xbriyeon, 2012-02-26 06:36 am (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Eduardo, RENT

"But who, Mark, are you? Mark has got his work. They say 'Mark lives for his work, and Mark's in love with his work.' Mark hides in his work."
"From what?"
"From facing your failure, facing your loneliness. Facing the fact you live a lie. Yes, you live a lie. Tell you why. You pretend to create and observe when you really detach from feeling alive."


Re: Mark/Eduardo, RENT

oh my god. I've been saying this since TSN came out- this line is perfect for Mark and Eduardo.

I might have to try and write this. I just don't know how. xD

Re: Mark/Eduardo, RENT - banananonana, 2012-01-04 08:49 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo, RENT - sleepy_mornings, 2012-01-07 11:36 am (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Eduardo/Chris/Dustin OT4


Dustin tries to seduce his friends for a foursome
Chris knows Dustin wants a foursome so he seduces everybody because he's Chris fucking Hughes

[rpf] andrew/joe(?), andrew/jesse

joe originally auditioned for the role of mark before he was picked for dustin, but what would have happened if he did get chosen to play mark? would the film dynamic have changed? would andrew have had the same connection as he did with jesse (especially because he makes it pretty clear in the commentary that he finds joe adorable)? would andrew and jesse have found each other anyway?

Eduardo/Mark + Taylor Swift

(inspired by the incredibly Mark/everyone-ever fic posted to the m/e comm the other day)

Eduardo, somehow, befriends Taylor Swift (when they become friends is sometime is pre-"Sparks Fly", mid-production of-"Fearless".) She's a sweet girl (if not a little quirky, Eduardo thinks) and okay, maybe Eduardo misses Mark's little sisters that he used to love visiting when he went home with Mark, and Taylor's around the New York area often enough, so Eduardo sees her when she's around (in this universe Eduardo goes back and stays in New York), so it makes sense that they'd be friends.

So they do coffee, Eduardo tells about the apps he's investing in, about how the weather is, and Taylor tells about her new album and Nashville. After a while, Taylor gets Eduardo to open up about Mark and what happened back in the beginning of facebook, back in Harvard, and so what, she's a good listener, okay?

Then Taylor's "Speak Now" album comes out, and Eduardo takes a listen-- and some songs seem to remind him a bit of himself and Mark.

Actually, they remind him a lot of himself and Mark.

With this thought in mind, he goes through and listens to some of the songs on "Fearless" and yeah, there it is again, their story played over and over again to some catchy tune with a sad guitar. (

Eduardo, of course, thinks he's being paranoid and mentions the thought to Taylor when they're out to coffee the next time she's in town and she sort of shrugs and just goes "Yeah, it's about you and Mark. That's why I thanked you in the notes of the album!"

Eduardo kind of blinks and is like "Why would you even write a song about that?" And Taylor just looks at him funny.

"Everyone likes a love story, it was the perfect thing to write about."

And then Eduardo has a little bit of a panic attack because what he and Mark had was not a love story (despite how much he wished it has been) and Taylor just looks at him and calls him and idiot and is like "He didn't know, you know. I don't think so, anyway. You should tel him."

... and maybe if it ends with Eduardo bursting through the doors to Mark's office with "You Belong With Me" playing in the background, then so sue him.

TL;DR- Eduardo and Taylor Swift are BFFs and he spills he and mark's sob-story and she writes songs about it.

Seriously. Mean? (That's totally Mark's song, Jesus). Last Kiss? Better Than Revenge? (ahaha, Eduardo kind of wants Sean dead). If This Was a Movie? (If you wanna go meta, go for it. like. seriously. This was a movie, for crying out loud). Forever and Always? You're Not Sorry? Breathe? White Horse? The Way I Loved You? White Horse?

THE POINT STANDS. please make this happen. somehow.


and hahahaha, anon, I am not even ashamed to say that Back To December makes me think of all the fix-its all the time. IT IS A FIX-IT ANTHEM. SHE WROTE THAT FROM MARK'S POV.

okay i'm done. A+++

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2012-01-09 04:12 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark + Taylor Swift - (Anonymous), 2012-01-04 10:03 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark + Taylor Swift - (Anonymous), 2012-01-09 04:13 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark + Taylor Swift - (Anonymous), 2012-01-16 01:57 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark, based on this picture (NSFW)


I don't know it just reminded me of them.

Chris/Mark, Chris/Dustin/Mark/Eduardo OT4

Chris and Mark have sex and Dustin finds out. He freaks out accordingly, and even though the worst thing he could possibly do would be to call Eduardo, that's exactly what he does.

He's just confused because even though Chris hooks up with a bunch of guys and they're not together, he always thought of Chris as his and assumed that if any in the gang would date him that would be Dustin. He's also sad because he's a major Mark/Eduardo shipper.

And then they all have sex.

Re: Chris/Mark, Chris/Dustin/Mark/Eduardo OT4

Seconded so hard.

[rpf]: andrew/jesse, size kink

jesse hadn't thought andrew could be any more perfect than he already was.

andrew's huge cock definitely proves him wrong.

fill: after glow (1/2)

sorry for any awkward tense-changes; i'm half-high and sleepy as fuck. warnings for abuse of the comma, and the use of the word 'slutty', in a completely sex-positive way. also, i was going to go to bed, was hit by this - atrocity, and stayed up for like four extra hours; so thank you, anon, for ruining my sleep schedule/hope this is worth it (i could have and still might at a later time write a hundred more pages of this 'verse, seriously/did i even really hit the prompt omg/why am i not anoning) ;) title from foals


Andrew is pretty perfect, Jesse is almost sure, the second he meets him. He's tall and tan with a godlike facial bone structure. And, he has a silky voice that drops down to a velvety purr during sex, he learns afterward. His accent could make anyone's knees quiver; and the things he says, Jesus, he could charm a person into his bed in three words flat, probably.

Not to mention, as Jesse gets to know him, he finds Andrew to be brilliant and witty and clever, too. He's confident - but not cocky - a hard worker, and for some odd reason, eerily chipper most hours of most days. He makes up for what Jesse lacks in almost every department.

He prays that the further their relationship develops, he will find a flaw in this seemingly flawless creature.


And then they fuck for the first time, and Jesse sees his cock, and, he's now sure, no doubt in his blown-away and speechless mind, that Andrew is utterly perfect, an incarnation of a God.


It is easily, he thinks afterward, basking in the glow of being stretched and stimulated beyond his limits, probably the biggest he's ever had. Soft, Andrew's probably still bigger than at least half the guys Jesse'd taken before, hard.


It actually surprises him that he hadn't noticed before, in all the times he'd been in semi-close contact with Andrew's dick before they'd started sleeping together.

Obviously, he's seen the bulges in the sweatpants Andrew wears lounging around the apartment on their downtime, and he's seen Andrew half-hard with morningwood on mornings he doesn't jerk off or lay in bed for a while before coming out of his bedroom, still with very little clothing clung to his lower half.

And, there had been the one time where Jesse'd sat half-on his lap through an entire film on one of their stay-in-with-friends-and-co-workers nights.

In hindsight, what he'd initially thought, at that time, was just Andrew's jeans bunched awkwardly in his lap under Jesse's backside, must have been his enormous cock trying to make itself known.


He regrets not having noticed earlier; possibly, had he noticed, the painstaking levels of sexual tension surrounding them at all times could have been resolved much sooner - Jesse surely would have broken, desperately, at seeing and feeling and not being able to have; he would have, probably, ended up begging for it.

Which is a humiliating prospect to even think about, but it would have worked, would have gotten Andrew to bed him a lot sooner.


When he sees it, the first time, he gapes at it, where his fingers are clumsily failing to grasp at anything after he's shoved Andrew's - ridiculously tight, considering the situation - jeans mid-thigh and pulled it out above his boxer-briefs.

He is, for the first time in a very long time, completely stunned into speechlessness, mind devoid of any coherent thoughts.

He gapes, and then he, rather belatedly, gasps, a slight hitch in his already frantic breath, and then he moans wetly, salivating at the thought of it in his hands, his mouth, his ass. His head drops back against the wall Andrew's got him pinned against, and Andrew mouths at his neck, smirking.

Jesse's fingers, meanwhile, feel boneless where they scrabble at Andrew's chest and hips, feel worthless when he tries to grip Andrew's hard cock in his fist; he's over-excited, too much so, anxious, and the adrenaline pumping through his veins makes it increasingly difficult to properly find purchase on it, where it's sprung against Andrew's stomach.

fill: after glow (2a/2b) - seas0ul, 2012-01-06 08:14 am (UTC)(Expand)
fill: after glow (2b/2b) - seas0ul, 2012-01-06 08:15 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: after glow (2b/2b) - skyearth85, 2012-01-06 08:52 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: after glow (2b/2b) - catcat24, 2012-01-07 05:54 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: after glow (2b/2b) - waluk, 2012-01-07 09:17 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: after glow (2b/2b) - xbriyeon, 2012-01-13 07:37 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: after glow (2b/2b) - casey_sms, 2012-01-20 12:17 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: after glow (2b/2b) - andhereiam17, 2012-01-20 04:14 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: after glow (2b/2b) - ymorton, 2012-01-20 04:28 pm (UTC)(Expand)


Mark buys outrageously expensive versions of normal things. Possible inspiration here.


rather than meeting the girls for drinks they stay in and have sex instead. after the "now is their anything you need to tell me"line mark says yes and tells wardo how he feels about him. i think the scene in the film is laden with sexual tension and this would be the perfect solution.

Eduardo/Mark or [RPF] Andrew/Jesse, crack



Mark/Eduardo transgender!mark fic

Mark is portrayed as being very oblivious to a lot of social norms/social interactions. This stems from the fact that he was actually born female and spent much of his time growing up feeling isolated/insecure because of this. He eventually figures out what's wrong and comes downstairs one day, chest bound and hair cut off and calmly tells his mom that his name is really Mark, and he's hacked the various records he needs to hack in order for it to be legal. His parents basically blink and are like: "um, whaa? okay?".

He goes to Harvard but still doesn't know much social norms/interactions and basically throws himself into his computer science stuff. Everything happens the same way, except at some point he's signing his name on some legal documents and somebody finds out that he never legally changed his name, just hacked the system.

They mention this in front of Chris/Dustin/Sean etc and this is the first time those guys had any clue that Mark is trans.

Ends with Mark/Eduardo getting together, hopefully!

Re: Mark/Eduardo transgender!mark fic

Ohhhhh my god, please.

Re: Mark/Eduardo transgender!mark fic - (Anonymous), 2012-02-15 05:28 am (UTC)(Expand)

Mark, double penetration

Mark fucks himself with two dildos and imagines (possibly even remembers and reminisces) getting double penetrated. Someone can also walk in on him doing so.

Re: Mark, double penetration

nnnnngauxbsmskfbsad /actually goes braindead

Chris; eating disorder

It's difficult for Chris to be so goddamn perfect all the fucking time. How long until someone notices?

I'm having a bad time with my recovery, lately. I'm at the highest weight I've been in the last nine years, and it's hard to handle. I just need something to relate to. Please?

fucking perfect - 1/?

hello, everyone! so this is the fill. i want to say, beforehand - warnings for an eating disorder (in specific, bulimia) and the thoughts behind one with said disorder. possibly triggering, i'm not sure.

i hope this is adequate. (and i'm sorry if you were intending anorexia; i have no frame of reference for that and wouldn't know how to do it justice.)

Chris is out of control.

He doesn't know what to do and he's holding everyone together - fucking all of them, Mark and Dustin and Eduardo - and he's ready to snap, shaking with - with everything.

He eats too much, one night, and finds himself bent over the toilet, fingers down his throat (again).

I thought I was over this.

He looks down and feels only disgust and nausea, creeping up on him, and he's suddenly petrified that he's been heard, that someone's going to pad in, ask Are you okay? and he's going to have to lie like he did when he was younger, when he was in high school (when he didn't have this control, didn't have any of it, only had the constant stress pulling at him, eating at him).

He brushes his teeth, doesn't look at himself in the mirror, stares down at himself.

He's disgusted and he doesn't know why, doesn't want to see but can't look away.

(He knows what's going to happen, now.

It's the beginning of the end - the end of an ending, of a chapter that he'd thought he'd closed.)

He stares down and barely manages to look up, the briefest of glances, and he feels his stomach twist, churn upon itself.

He wants to get everything out, needs to maintain some modicum of control, now, needs to stop feeling so fucking helpless.

But he has nothing left to get rid of and so he runs a hand through his hair, runs his tongue over his teeth, manages to make it to his bed without falling over.


He can't sleep, that night.

He lies and he thinks and he wants to reach out, to tell someone about this, but he doesn't - can't.

It's almost comfortable, coming back to this, to what he knows so well. He learned, too young, how to do all of this, navigate it. He can avoid the questions, can avoid the constant worry that he knows will abound.

(He doesn't know if that's necessarily better.)

He doesn't want to feel helpless, and so - if this is what he needs to do, this is what he'll do.

He's disgusted but he can't fix it, can't fucking be expected to fix everything.

He can focus on them, on his friends, and worry about himself later.

(It isn't as though he matters.)


He wakes up to eggs cooking.

Eduardo's in the kitchen and Chris pads in, yawning, and he feels his stomach turn at the sight but he sits down as though nothing's wrong.

Eduardo sets a plate in front of him and he eats too much, far fucking too much, and he's disgusted, sick.

"Shower," he says, and he turns it on and throws up until he can't anymore, and his teeth are scraping against his fingers and he knows there'll be a mark, later.

After, he sits with his face pressed against the rim of the bowl, and he wants to cry, or heave, or something, but he can't move.

He didn't get rid of everything, can feel it bubbling beneath the surface - he's too big for his skin, for the world - has to be smaller, more compact, has to has to has to.

He finally manages to drag himself up, actually gets in the shower, feels like shit.

He can hear them laughing outside the bathroom and he's overwhelmed, entirely overwhelmed.

But this is his problem, not theirs, and - and so when he's through he wears a smile on his face and walks out.

He has to.

OP - (Anonymous), 2012-01-07 07:02 am (UTC)(Expand)
(no subject) - xbriyeon, 2012-01-09 04:26 am (UTC)(Expand)
fucking perfect - 2/? - (Anonymous), 2012-01-18 10:04 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fucking perfect - 2/? - (Anonymous), 2012-01-18 10:14 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fucking perfect - 2/? - (Anonymous), 2012-01-26 05:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
fucking perfect - 3/? - (Anonymous), 2012-02-22 11:02 pm (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2012-02-22 11:32 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fucking perfect - 3/? - moeexyz, 2012-02-22 11:58 pm (UTC)(Expand)

eduardo/mark; eduardo walks on their wedding.

like mr. big walked out on carrie. they always wanted to get married then eduardo proposed, so mark thought he should give him the wedding of his dreams. except it got too big (they have a 500+ guest list! they're getting married at the la observatory! chris might have encouraged the decorator to go overboard! there is a fireworks show! they're both wearing matching orada tuxes!), and eduardo started panicking (maybe some past issues rose up, like gretchen being offhandedly saying, "call me if you get a divorce!" or something at the pre-wedding party), but mark didn't notice because he thought this was what eduardo wanted.

so eduardo walks out and mark is humiliated and trying to keep it together and chris and dustin don't know what to do. eduardo then realizes, "hold on! i am being silly! i love mark! a big wedding shouldn't matter, i should be thinking of the marriage that comes after!" and comes back (like mr. big tried to) but too late mark HATES him again now and dustin glares at him (like charlotte lulz) and so mark, dustin, chris and sean (parker) go off to mark's honeymoon and it's painful, much moping and drinking happens and they have to convince mark not to hack into eduardo's bank accounts (but they secretly want to ruin his life too). then they all come back and eduardo begs for his forgiveness. make eduardo WORK for it.

i'd love a happy ending but not before the looooooong angst fest. and maybe they end up having a simple wedding at city hall too.

Re: eduardo/mark; eduardo walks on their wedding.

oh my, I want it? *_*

Re: eduardo/mark; eduardo walks on their wedding. - (Anonymous), 2012-01-10 06:52 am (UTC)(Expand)

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