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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

[rpf] andrew/jesse, andrew/other: TWINFIC


ANDREW HAS AN IDENTICAL TWIN. idek. do with this what you will.
(andrew is actually dating jesse and twin!andrew is the one who keeps getting paparazzied out with emma? jesse thinks he's dating andrew but he's really dating both? jesse is completely aware that he's dating both? some weird parent trap adaptation?)
preferably not twincest because that's my squick

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse - ageplay

Andrew/Jesse ageplay with Jesse acting like a child and Andrew taking care of him? Sexual or not, I don't mind. Pleeeeease?


(Reposting from part eight--)

Remember a while back when there were all those "Eduardo gets off on being called mean names"-type prompts?

Can we get one where Eduardo gets off on being called, like, beautiful or pretty or something?

Like, Mark tells him that he's pretty one day just offhandedly because it's TRUE and it's not like Mark of all people to beat around the bush or deny what's clear as day. Instead of accepting it and moving on like Mark expects him to, though, Eduardo sort of... preens.

IDK that's not really plot at all but you guys get it, right? Maybe Mark learns that he can make Eduardo focus ALL of his attention on him just by petting his neck and telling him he's 'so pretty, Wardo, god.' Or Dustin and Chris are shocked to walk in on Mark-the-supposed-robot showering Wardo with this nonsensical litany of 'pretty, pretty, god, you love it, don't you, god, you're so pretty,' and Wardo clearly not being able to get enough of it.
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As stated in the rules, do not repost prompts from parts 3-8.

Original prompt is here.
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eduardo/mark, feminine mark

this popped up in the andrew tag and my soul cried because anna kendrick is girl!mark in my headcanon:

girl!mark whatevernameyoudecideon is almost always a tomboy in fics, i want to see one where she's a girly-girl! either how it affects the storyline of the film or if you just want to give me shameless cuteness with wardo, that's okay too ;)

Re: eduardo/mark, feminine mark

yes she is my head canon too.

Re: eduardo/mark, feminine mark - (Anonymous), 2011-11-23 05:36 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: eduardo/mark, feminine mark - (Anonymous), 2012-01-26 05:01 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: eduardo/mark, feminine mark - (Anonymous), 2012-01-26 05:39 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark or [RPF] Andrew/Jesse, Lap sitting

I have a random craving for a story that involves someone sitting in someone else's lap, for whatever reason. It could be Eduardo sitting in Mark's lap, or Mark in Eduardo's or Jesse in Andrew's lap, any way you wanna play it. Bonus points if it's an unestablished relationship and it happens in a public place. Further bonus points for it leading to hot steamy lapsex.

FILL: If I Lay Here (Would You Lie Here With Me?) [RPF] Andrew/Jesse (1/3)

A/N: So, OP, the angst here is probably not what you wanted. I hope you still like this. I haven't written in ages!

Disclaimer: Not real. Not true. Just silly fiction for the soul. Seriously. Also, the title's from Snow Patrol's Chasing Cars.

If I Lay Here (Would You Lie Here With Me?)

Andrew admits that the first time it happens, it’s his own fault. He’s had a couple of beers and feels happily buzzed. The shooting went amazing that day. Jesse was so good, Andrew can’t even begin to put it in words. He tries to tell this to Jesse, but Jesse goes all “no, no, no, Sorkin’s dialogue would make anyone seem amazing”. And so Andrew, who has been sitting on the sofa, stands up, grabs Jesse’s wrist and drags him back to the sofa, Jesse falling easily into Andrew’s lap.

“Andrew?” Jesse asks, his eyes huge.

“Listen to me, Jesse Eisenberg,” Andrew starts, almost whispering on Jesse’s ear. “You were fantastic. Sorkin might be a genius but that scene could’ve gone so wrong if the right wasn’t playing the part.”

And Jesse, Jesse feels so warm and cozy in Andrew’s arms that Andrew nearly misses it when Jesse says, “Okay.”


The second time it happens, it’s sort of an accident but neither of them moves away so it also kind of isn’t. An accident, that is.

They’re at a small party Rooney invited them to. Andrew isn’t drinking because he has a big scene coming up in two days and he can barely eat from how nervous he is so drinking is completely out of the question. Jesse is sober out of sheer solidarity. So they’re there, standing awkwardly next to each other, Andrew’s hand on the small of Jesse’s back, and Jesse almost imperceptibly leaning into the touch. It’s nothing they don’t do often.

Until someone pushes Jesse by accident, making Jesse lose his balance. Andrew, in an attempt to keep Jesse on his feet, moves back but he, too, stumbles backwards. They end up in a awkward position on the floor, Jesse sitting on Andrew’s lap.

Andrew thinks about moving. About standing up again.

But Jesse asks, “Are you okay?”

Andrew never wants to stand up again. Never. He means it.


“I’m fine. You?”

Laughing, Jesse replies sarcastically, “Oh, I’m so comfortable.”

It shouldn’t be an invitation. In fact, it isn’t an invitation. Yet Andrew wraps his arms around Jesse, holds him tight.

“Of course you are!”

And if they don’t move for the next half hour, no one says anything.


After that night, it becomes a thing. Whenever they’re alone, Jesse will simply find his way on Andrew’s lap. And Andrew feels like his heart might explode in his chest from how big it’s getting. He feels like he might die because life has never been so sweet.


Until the night it happens when Justin is around.

Jesse stands up to get more pretzels, and when he comes back with a full bowl, Andrew drags him onto his lap.

No one says anything. Mostly because they’re used to it. Except for Justin, who lets out this loud laugh.

“Oh, man, you two should just get it on already,” he comments, pointing in Jesse and Andrew’s direction.

The first thing Andrew notices is Jesse freezing in his arms.

The second thing is how quiet everyone’s gone.

“Come on, it’s not like it’s some big secret you have the hots for each other.”

But no one besides Justin is speaking.

Then Jesse is standing up and turning to face Andrew.

“You like me?” he asks in a low voice.

Andrew is frozen to his seat. He can’t move or speak.

“I need the bathroom,” Jesse announces.

Soon, Andrew, too, is standing up to follow Jesse out of the room.

He vaguely hears Justing saying, “Oh, shit, he didn’t know, did he?”

OP - themovieguru, 2011-11-17 03:28 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark or [RPF] Andrew/Jesse

I kind of really want fic where the bottom has a really big dick. Kind of like Ethan from SeanCody ( - NSFW, obvs), although not necessarily that big. And I want the top to be really fascinated by watching it flop around while being fucked and perhaps a little bit curious as to what switching roles would be like (and if you go there, I'm not gonna stop you…). Of course, blowjobs are always a bonus.

I don't really have any preference when it comes to who (initially?) tops and who bottoms, or who should be the well equipped one when it comes to either of the pairings.

Re: Eduardo/Mark or [RPF] Andrew/Jesse

that sean cody guy is all kinds of adorable, i downloaded some of his videos.

and this sounds supremely hot. especially if eduardo is the really well hung one, and mark loves it and is curious. oor any which way with jesse and andrew


tsn/glee crossover. mark and and eduardo as kurt and blaine. erica as rachel christy as quinn or santana.etc

Re: eduardo/mark

I love the idea of Eduardo in full Warbler uniform and OMG the bowties!!!

Re: eduardo/mark - andhereiam17, 2012-04-14 04:35 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Revenge AU

This needs to happen.

Eduardo is Emily/Amanda- and boy is out for REVENGE. Mark is Nolan Ross out to be the most socially awkward genius (possibly sociopathic) bisexual in the land. Featuring: Sean Parker as Tyler AKA that guy Mark is totally willing to have creepy video-recorded REVENGE sex with! Cristy as Dan (c'mon you know he's got to be unhinged under all of that BORING- at least I hope so). Dustin as Jack (maybe erase the whole Nolan reallllly wanting Jack and Emily/Amanda to bone thing? Or fuck it! Eduardo/Dustin I don't even care!)! Chris as Eduardo's BFF who is fucking Sean (oh my god I'm asking for Chris/Sean... what is even happening with my life).


Parings are up to you! I just want Eduardo out for REVENGE and Mark helping him. It can even be nothing like the show at all! Just lots of REEEVEEENNNGGGEEE with Mark and Wardo being socially stunted badasses.

Re: Revenge AU

I must inform you that this prompt caused me to check out the show, which caused me to get addicted to it. I hate you, anonymous person. But I also love you.
The downside is that now I can't help but see Nolan as Mark! Or is that a downside ...

mark/eduardo, friday night lights au.

mark and eduardo used to be friends when they were little, attending panthers football games together, and eduardo would try and teach mark football terms which was pretty useless. then they grew up and mark's family moved somewhere else for his dad's job. years later when eduardo is second string qb (or even the star qb, actually), mark's dad accepts the job to coach the panthers and his family moves back. and then eduardo is omggggg i have ~feelings~ for mark what do i doooo. /teenage angst, etc.

bonus if chris and dustin and everyone else is involved.

Re: mark/eduardo, friday night lights au.

Omg, yes, please. FNL <3

Mark/Eduardo Online Dating AU

so i know there is a jesse/andrew au where they meet on a dating site and fall in love... and it is a FANTASTIC fill, everyone should go read it.


i would really like to see a mark/eduardo version, maybe where eduardo was never a part of fb, or fb never happened. i dunno, i just think awkward!mark and wardo trying out online dating would be adorable.

Re: Mark/Eduardo Online Dating AU

This sounds like it could be really awesome. So yes, please.

Re: Mark/Eduardo Online Dating AU - (Anonymous), 2011-11-18 10:15 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Existing fill... - (Anonymous), 2011-11-19 02:11 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Existing fill... - (Anonymous), 2011-11-19 11:03 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Existing fill... - (Anonymous), 2011-11-26 05:00 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo Online Dating AU - (Anonymous), 2011-11-20 11:21 pm (UTC)(Expand)


When I was younger, you never said when I was older, I'd feel helpless
When I was younger, you always said that as I got older, you'd always be there
When I was younger, I used to care about everything that my father said
When I was younger, I never thought that when I was older, I'd see you give up
When I was younger, I only dreamed that when I got older, you'd be proud of me>
actually this entire album gives me eduardo/mark/tsn vibes and i kind of want to ficify the entire thing but seriously, this song is so wardo it hurts and i want to see someone's interpretation

disillusioned and angry eduardo reflects on how naive he was at harvard and how he just wants to show his dad and mark that he's worth something so they'll finally be proud of him.

mark/eduardo mpreg

I'm pregnant and you're not here.

In which Mark is pregnant when s/he moves to california, and Eduardo learns to decide for himself. Could be mpreg, could be genderswap. Not picky. Please?

Supportive Saverin Family - Possible AU

In a lot of fic Wardo's family, especially his father, is not supportive of his efforts in facebook , but what if his being hard is just his way of ensuring that Eduardo succeeds and when the share dilution happens he uses the full weight of the Saverin family wealth to rain hell down on Mark for hurting his boy. Maybe Papa Saverin is friends with Peter Thiel and asks him to remove his investment, or the angel investment is a front for Saverin to buy controlling interest for Wardo. Or Perhaps Mark has to face the entire Saverin family at depositions.

Slash preferred but could be pre-slash or Gen - just want some strong and supportive family fic :)

Re: Supportive Saverin Family - Possible AU

this is awesome
someone please, please

Eduardo/Mark, castaway!Mark

After having seen these gifs ( I want a TSN fic in which Mark is Castaway.

He names the volleyball he finds after Eduardo. Wardo keeps him company, they have (one-sided) conversations, and Wardo takes care of him and tells him what to do and what not to do (well, kind of).

Wardo is his only friend.

And eventually Mark is saved (or saves himself) and there’s a happy ending.


tbh i just got braces on and my whole mouth just hurts as does most of my face SO I WANT PR00000000000000N GIVE ME PR0N AND MAKE ME FEEL BETTER, BBYS.

that is all

fill: make you sweat (1a/1b)

apologies for how long this took. i got superhigh right after claiming this and promptly lost all the concentration/energy it would have taken to fill it. also, there are far too few hours in a day. and: one day i will write something that includes some dialogue. maybe i'll do a second piece tomorrow. until then, this. obligatory sweat-title thanks to snoop dog. warning for barebacking, sorry if that's not your thing :)

It's mid-December and the heat in Jesse's apartment hasn't been working properly in weeks, and he still manages to feel like all of the blood in his body has been replaced by liquid fire, by molten lava, his blood burning through the lines of his veins. There's a flush reddening every centimeter of skin from his cheeks to halfway down his chest, beads of sweat pooling in the small of his back and making the backs of his knees feel sticky.

The air in the room feels heavy and humid and it makes everything feel lazier, hazy and thick, makes every passing moment feel like ten, every twitch or shiver making him feel oversensitive in all the best ways - sensual, he thinks, is the best adjective to describe the atmosphere. The pungent smell of musk overpowers everything else, Andrew's ridiculous cologne heightening it further, leaving the room smelling dark and spicy - like patchouli and salt and sex.

The backs of his thighs are pulled taut, trying to keep him upright on his knees, which are digging into the mattress uncomfortably. Every muscle in his body is clenched tight, sore and utterly relaxed at the same time.

And every time Andrew pistons his hips forward into his ass, drives his cock deeper, the rest of him is pushed toward the headboard from the force of it, his quivering elbows threatening to give out and leave his face pressed into the mattress below him.

Behind him, Andrew leans over and kisses the back of his neck, and his lips feel like a brand, and his breath is hot and damp, and the skin there is left tingling, the heat pooling in his groin peaking; it's too hot, he can't handle it. He feels clammy all over, but it's addicting.

He's drunk with it, with the feel of Andrew's warm, sweat-slick skin against his own, with his fingers raising goosepimples everywhere his fingers trail.

Andrew bites the flesh of his shoulder and the sting he feels when his teeth drag at his pinched skin seems like a pretty apt indication of how the rest of him feels, tight and sharp and bright red with lust. He knows he'll be able to feel the bruises Andrew's left across his neck and shoulders for the next few days; he'll probably still feel warm all over just thinking about how they got there, warm enough to not be upset at his apartment's distressing lack of a functioning furnace.

And then Andrew changes his angle just so, hitting that spot bone-deep inside of him more directly, and the electricity sparkling through his body hits every nerve, ignites every one of his pleasure sensors to a degree he's never known before.

His breath gets caught in his throat on a gasp and the air around him feels constricting and claustrophobic, and his whole body feels coiled and clenched tight and he wants it to stay that way forever; everything feels oddly perfect like this, sweaty and comfortably uncomfortable, letting himself stay submissive while someone else takes control, takes care of him.

fill: make you sweat (1b/1b) - (Anonymous), 2011-11-24 06:03 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: make you sweat (1b/1b) - skyearth85, 2011-11-24 11:02 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: make you sweat (1b/1b) - julesmind, 2011-11-24 04:14 pm (UTC)(Expand)

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