The Social Network: the kink meme!

It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




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I really just want a fic centered on Mark crying. I had the thought of him crying in his sleep & Wardo wanting to comfort him, but not wanting to embarrass him, but I'll take literally anything. It's so out of character for Mark I think it would break Eduardo.

Also, Jesse is just so beautiful with tears in his eyes.

Re: eduardo/mark

I love crying!Mark.

Re: eduardo/mark - (Anonymous), 2012-02-01 07:45 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: eduardo/mark - meisterdieb, 2012-02-01 11:39 am (UTC)(Expand)
op here! - (Anonymous), 2012-02-01 05:50 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: eduardo/mark - (Anonymous), 2012-02-02 12:15 am (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Wardo-Alternate Ending

So, at the end of the movie, instead of trying to friend Erica, Mark goes to Eduardo's profile and he starts crying. Eduardo walks in and sees him, he's pissed because Mark isn't allowed to have feelings now of all times, and because despite really not wanting to give a fuck, he's worried. They talk and Mark tells Wardo that none of it is worth it without him.

[Fill] It Always Comes Back To Me and You Part 1a/1

Hope you like it!!

His lawyers have all left the room now and Mark is alone. He feels more than alone though, he feels....empty. He absentmindedly does something he has done a billion times before, he pulls up Eduardo's facebook page. But, it feels different this time. More final for some reason. Like he knows it's really over now. God, why did he have to screw everything up. He misses the way things were, back in the Kirkland days. When he would code until four in the morning and then turn around to discover that Wardo had arrived at some point during his coding and fell asleep on Mark's bed. And Mark would curl up next to him and fall asleep, waking up the next morning to the smell of donuts that Wardo had brought and the feeling of gentle kisses on his jawline.

He looked at Eduardo's profile, at the fact he hadn't updated it since before the share dilution and felt tears spring to his eyes. He couldn't help it, he felt so empty and hopeless and this was his only release, and soon he was crying so hard he didn't even hear it when the door opened.

"Mark?" the voice was familiar and at first he thought he was imagining it, just a side effect of the day dreaming he had been doing earlier. But then he felt someone sit down in the chair beside him.

"Mark, what the fuck. You can not be serious right now,” Wardo's voice was angry, agitated, and it made Mark's skin crawl. He looked over at him, finally, and took a few gasping breaths trying desperately to stop crying and say something.

“You can not possibly be choosing now to finally start showing some emotion about what you did," Wardo said and then he paused looking worried when Mark still couldn't bring himself to stop crying. "Unless, I mean, that is what you're crying about, right? Nothing bad happened, right? Your mom is okay? No one died, right? Right? Mark, please talk to me, you're really freaking me out."

"Everything's fine," Mark choked out, sounding pained, "It's just, I'm really sorry. About everything."

Eduardo shifted his gaze keeping his eyes down, "I'm sorry too, I shouldn't have put you through this. Facebook was your thing, and I was just upset because I so badly wanted it to be our thing, and I got worried that our whole relationship was just some joke to you, some thing you just did because you thought that was the only way I'd give you money," Eduardo admitted shifting uncomfortably in his chair, “And I was embarrassed, but I shouldn’t have sued you. That was wrong, and I’m sorry.”

Mark was completely taken aback. He hadn't realized Eduardo thought that, because the whole thing was so absurd. Of course, their relationship hadn't been a joke to Mark. It had been the best thing to ever happen to Mark, and Mark had sometimes worried that Wardo was just with him because he knew Mark had a hopeless crush on him and he felt sorry for him.

Re: [Fill] It Always Comes Back To Me and You Part 1b/1 - (Anonymous), 2012-02-05 04:16 pm (UTC)(Expand)
OP! - (Anonymous), 2012-02-06 05:15 am (UTC)(Expand)

Jesse/Andrew-Fake Robert Pattinson/Andrew! Hilarious misunderstandings.

I want fic where Jesse thinks Andrew is dating Robert Pattinson. He's friends with Kristen, so he knows there relationship is a front, and Andrew has been spending a lot of time with him whenever he goes back to England. Jesse is awkward whenever Andrew brings Rob up and is kind of sad and jealous as well. Andrew is head over heels for Jesse in reality and doesn't understand why Jess isn't picking up on his hints. Shenanangst occurs and in the end everything is sorted when everyone runs into each other at the Golden Globes!

Mark/Eduardo, Mark/OMC, pretending

Harvard!era fanfic where Mark loves Eduardo, but knows that he is heterossexual. So, he fucks a random guy that is phisically similar to Wardo. He pretends that he is Wardo and says that he loves him and caresses him gently and the boy is like 'I just knew that he was thinking about someone else. And I don't give a shit.'

And lots, LOTS of angst and 'he will never return my feelings'.

Bonus points if it's Mark's point of view, but it can be third-person narrative.

Bonus points if Mark says Eduardo's name when he comes.

Bonus points if the boy is kind and asks if Mark wants to speak with him about the 'Wardo' and Mark cries while he tells his story.

About the end, I don't really care if it's happy or not. If you want to make a happy ending, the boy that Mark fucks can totally go to Eduardo and say something like 'Your friend wants to fuck you, and said your name while he was coming.' It's just a suggestion.

I just suggested it all. The only things that I really want are: unrequited love, sex, lots os angst.


so we have tfln fics, right? how about wrongnumbertexts fics? :)

mini!Fill: It Is Not What It Looks Like (I Promise)

Disclaimer: This work is based on the characters as portrayed in the movie The Social Network, not real people. And, obviously, I’m not making any money from this.

It Is Not What It Looks Like (I Promise)

“Mark, are you listening?”

“Uh, huh.”

Mark,” Eduardo insists, this time getting himself off Mark’s bed. He sits on the edge of Mark’s desks and stares expectantly until Mark has to turn his face and look at him. “I think we should talk about this.”

“There’s nothing to talk about, Wardo. You’re coming home with me for Spring Break. No big deal.”

“Yeah, but what about your parents? Do they know that you and I are- uh, I mean, that we, you know-”

“If what you’re trying to ask me is whether or not my parents know that I like sucking cock, then the answer is no.”

“Jesus, Mark!”

“What, I do like it.”

“I know.”

Mark smirks.

“Of course you do.”

“Oh, god.”

“So, that’s that. Now, I really need to work on this.”

“But, Mark—”

“Wardo, I really, really want you to fuck me before we leave tomorrow because, knowing you, you’ll probably have some ridiculous issue with having sex in parents’ house. So, I want to finish now in order to do that.”

Eduardo gapes at him.

Then gapes some more, his mouth opening and closing.

“I… Oh, god you’re gonna be the death of me, I hope you realize that,” Eduardo finally says, and Mark knows he’s won this one. “My room?” Eduardo asks, already grabbing his bag.



Mark gets his coding done by eleven, and true to his word, he throws some condoms and lube into his backpack before heading to Eduardo’s room.

He doesn’t spend the night because he still needs to pack but on his way back to his room, Mark thinks maybe Eduardo had a point when he said they should talk about it. Because. Well, because Mark hasn’t exactly come out and it would be awkward, trying to go through the whole thing with Eduardo there.

It is very late, and Mark’s brain is still a little dead after Eduardo fucked the lights out of him when he settles for sending a text.

He types a quick, If my family asks just say you’re my “roommate”. I can’t deal with this coming out shit right now.

Mark half expects Eduardo to answer immediately but before he can think twice about it, Mark’s already at his own door, ready to fall face-first on his bed.

It isn’t until the following morning that Mark thinks something might be wrong. That perhaps he hurt Eduardo’s feelings or whatever because there still isn’t a text from him.

Flipping his phone open, Mark searches for his the text he send (to make sure he wasn’t being offensive on purpose) when, to his horror, Mark realizes why exactly it is that there’s no answer from Eduardo.

He’s already typing another text, Dustin stole my phone, I swear. He’s such an— when the phone buzzes in Mark’s hand.

Ok so would you like me to pretend I didn’t see that? And continue pretending not to know what I’ve always known since you were 5? Mark’s mom texts him.

Mark’s first reaction is to roll his eyes. Of course his mom would be all high and mighty about this. She’s probably laughing right now. At Mark.

Then, Mark thinks this could’ve been so, so much worse.

Well, that wasn’t supposed to happen, Mark texts her back. No point in denying it now.

Her response comes a minute after, Can’t wait to meet your “roommate” xoxoxo

Maybe Mark should’ve denied it. He can still do it, right? No, no he can’t. His mom knows. Oh, god, she’s going to be insufferable. She’s going to smother Eduardo, he knows. He can see it already.

Mark’s mom hasn’t done much yet but she will. Which is why Mark feels compelled to text, Omg mom stop

She won’t. Mark knows.

Re: mini!Fill: It Is Not What It Looks Like (I Promise) - (Anonymous), 2012-06-05 05:53 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark, Revenge AU

I just want fic based on ABC's Revenge where Mark is Emily (aka original Amanda) Maybe Eduardo as Daniel, with Mark trying to convince himself he's not falling for Eduardo and Eduardo's family not approving of their relationship? you don't have to direct recast the rest of the characters or follow the plot of the show at all! Please?


So I was talking to a friend earlier about Emma and Andrew's portmanteau "Starfield" and how it reminds us of sparkly strip clubs and then I started talking about stripper!Andrew and how he already takes out his cock at parties or whatever anyway and all he needs is someone to slip dollar bills in the waistband of his underwear. Of course, he'd need to be covered in glitter too to live up to the name of the strip club.

Basically, I want a stripper!Andrew that's covered in glitter.

I don't care what he's doing, I don't care who he's with...

Just. Glitter. And stripping.

i know i don't know you, but i want you so bad (1/?)

A/N - It was very hard to write this and not die of laughter at the thought of glittery-stripper!Andrew, so consider yourself lucky that I managed at all :)

Jesse feels uncomfortable. It's not a new feeling because he feels uncomfortable pretty much everywhere, but in a way it is new feeling because it's the first time he's ever felt uncomfortable in a strip-club.

This is all Emma's fault. Jesse sort of hates her right now, except she ran off somewhere with a striper giggling about his perfectly sculpted abs, so she doesn't know that yet.

He doesn't even mind the strip-club. He's human, okay? He can appreciate a good-looking, naked, glittery body as much as the next person; it's just that now he's alone at a strip-club, and that feels creepy.

He has a pile of unused dollar bills in front of him that Emma gave him to hold on to, and he's looking around frantically for her stupid red hair so that he can grab her and get out, when the speakers announce that it's the moment you've all been waiting for! Eye-Candy Andy!

Some really erotic song – that sounds suspiciously like bom chicka wah wah over and over again – starts playing, and out comes Eye-Candy Andy.

Jesse's still scanning the room for Emma's head so he doesn't pay attention at first, but then Eye-Candy Andy walks down to the very front of the stage, right where Jesse's sitting, and it's sort of impossible not to notice him. He's hot – duh, Jesse. He's a stripper! Says his brain – but not in the sleazy way Jesse expects strippers to be, which he admits is a little judgmental on his part.

But that's as far as his brain can get with coherent thoughts, because Eye-Candy Andy starts dancing. No, that's inaccurate; he starts thrusting, but like in a dance-y way. The porn music gets louder, and Eye-Candy Andy starts to take his shirt off. Jesse's throat closes up, and he turns to fully face the stage, completely forgetting his earlier quest for Emma.

Andy catches his eye, and smiles down at him. Jesse chokes on nothing. He has no idea how to react, so he keeps staring up at Andy in amazement. His brain is going asdfghjkl; and his blood is rushing south faster than he knew was possible.

Andy does this seductive little twirl thing. When he faces the front again he rips off his pants in one swift motion. Jesse is not prepared for that.

Andy is wearing tight, black speedos, which seem to be the only thing Jesse can focus on right now. He feels like he's being really inappropriate – even though Andy's job is to be objectified in tiny underwear that leaves nothing to the imagination – but he doesn't feel inappropriate enough to stop gawking. Instead, his hands reach for the untouched dollar bills in front of him, to hold one up.

Andy grins. He dances a little closer to Jesse, which only makes Jesse fidget even more. Jesse doesn't understand why Andy won't just take the money, until he realizes he wants Jesse to give it to him. Which means Jesse will have to stick it in those speedos.

Jesse wonders how rude it would be to just throw the money at him and hide in the bathroom, except that there's no way he's going to do that. He is not going to miss a second of this show. He swallows away the dryness in his throat and sticks the dollar in Andy's waistband.

Andy gives him a smile that's both dirty and earnest. Jesse didn't know that was even possible, but there you go. He's close enough to touch, except that's probably against the rules so Jesse restrains himself. He's aware that later, when he's alone in his apartment with his cats locked out of his bedroom for once, he is going to fantasize about touching. It's not often he meets some one who he knows he's going to fantasize about later, but Andy's dancing like, well, like a stripper, and it is doing things to Jesse.

Andy starts to gyrate away from Jesse. He wants to protest or something, except that he's reminded by the cheering around him that the show isn't just for him. He feels a sudden pang of jealousy which almost makes him laugh. This is a stripper! This guy's paycheck is made out to Eye-Candy Andy, and Jesse barely knows him. He has no reason to feel possessive.

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OP - impromptu_song, 2012-02-05 04:19 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP - moeexyz, 2012-02-05 02:38 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: i know i don't know you, but i want you so bad (4/4) - (Anonymous), 2012-02-05 02:33 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Sean/Eduardo - IPO Celebration

With all this Facebook IPO craziness going around I can't get this out of my head:

Wardo and Sean, established relationship, celebrate being even bigger billionaires by going on a crazy expensive vacation to like, Bora Bora or some ridic fancy game reserve/safari... and bone, a lot a lot a lot.

Just want like happy, smutty, shoopy Wardo/Sean. Somewhere beautiful

inspiration locale: (97K a night!)

Re: Sean/Eduardo - IPO Celebration

ANON, YOU ARE THE BEST. this is the best. that hotel is the best. sean/eduardo is the best (to me!). ALL. THE. BEST.

this prompt is making me grin like an idiot.

best i tell you!!!

Re: Sean/Eduardo - IPO Celebration - (Anonymous), 2012-02-03 05:39 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark - Seduction Plot

*Harlequin Alert!*

Years after the depositions, Wardo decides he's going to get his own back by seducing Mark, making him fall completely and desperately in love with him and then abandoning him, gleefully laughing over his shoulder as he walks out the door.

The only problem with the plan is that it seems to have worked too well. Mark's obsessed with him, doing anything for him, and for Wardo that's more than a little intoxicating.

Now Wardo has to decide if he goes through with leaving, or if he's hurting himself more by walking away from the perfect life and home that he's accidentally created with the only man he'll ever love.

(Happy endings all round!)

Bonus points for Wardo planning to leave after like a year, but now it's 6 or 7 years later.
Bonus Bonus points for them being terribly domestic with dogs and friends and date nights and incredibly hot sex.

Re: Eduardo/Mark - Seduction Plot

I want to write this but I haven't written anything in a while... So. Yeah.


so let's talk about the fact that eduardo was reminiscing about early facebook the same day mark posted this:

reconciliation fic!

Re: eduardo/mark

finally find this prompt!
i've been waiting like...a life time?

Re: eduardo/mark - (Anonymous), 2012-02-02 08:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: eduardo/mark - summer_c0329, 2012-02-02 11:21 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: eduardo/mark - katherine_bl, 2012-02-03 02:43 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: eduardo/mark - summer_c0329, 2012-02-03 03:00 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark, Facebook post

PLEASE LET ME DIE, he has just posted this on his FB :___________

Mark Zuckerberg -> Founder.
Dustin Moskovitz -> Destroyer.
Eduardo Saverin -> Brazilian.
Andrew McCollum -> Lockbox.
Chris Hughes -> Pressguy.

Can't with this man, too much sadness. :(

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Facebook post


Just one question: What the hell did they want to mean with the "brazilian"? Haha xD

The Best: "Dustin Moskovitz -> Destroyer."

Edited at 2012-02-15 11:44 pm (UTC)


Eduardo making Mark all wanton and slutty with a penetrative vibrator. Harvard era preferred, but I'm up for anything.

fill: a little bit of pleasure (1/3)

warnings for orgasm denial, D/s-ish dynamics, and a ridiculously shameless amount of porn. no actual time was established, so imagine it what you will. title from steve aoki. also, it's 430 in the morning, so forgive me if this is overflowing with mistakes; i'll probably edit it when i put it up in my journal in a bit. :)

Mark has always been reasonably confident in his ability to remain composed through nearly every event in his life, no matter the situation.

He's managed to keep calm at times when other people would shut down completely - in an extremely stressful situation, in physical pain, witnessing the death of a loved one, being accepted to Harvard; he's pretty sure that in these moments, where other people would feel anxiety, or sadness, or ineffable pride, he's managed to keep any hint of emotion off of his face. He's managed to remain completely stoic.

Mark takes pride in his ability to keep any display of emotion under strict lock and key - to keep his expression a careful mask of detached indifference.

Which is why he finds himself in a state of utter shock at the unbridled amount of surprised lust he knows he must be displaying now. His entire body, every one of his nerves, every muscle, has betrayed him, disallowing him any semblance of control, leaving him aching and shivering in awe.

He feels suddenly overwhelmed with all of the emotion wracking his body, going boneless and relaxed where he is normally stiff. Like all of the pleasure he's never allowed himself to have has finally caught up to him in this one moment, leaving him helpless and paralyzed to the excessive amounts of ecstasy he's feeling.


"Wardo," he sighs, breathlessly, voice cracking on the last syllable as Eduardo turns the dial on the toy to the next setting, leaving him trembling and scrabbling desperately at the empty air beside him.

He thinks he's probably going to black out, or maybe die, if Eduardo doesn't let him come soon.

He has maybe cried a total of three times in the past ten years, but his eyes feel wet, and if he doesn't have an orgasm in the next five minutes, it's possible he's going to start crying. No - it's inevitable that he will start crying. It is a fate that seems unavoidable; best he just come and maintain some dignity.

Eduardo hums and kisses the twitching muscle on the inside of his thigh. "Remember what we said about using your words, baby. Tell me what you want." He speaks it into the flesh of Mark's thigh, hot breath leaving the skin tingling, and when he laves his tongue over it, Mark nearly sobs with the need to come.

"Eduardo," he says, and has to stop for a second to scold himself for the way it sounds almost like a whine, "I need you to fucking fuck m--" and he breaks off into what is definitely a whine as Eduardo turns the notch again, to what must be the last setting, because any higher a setting would most definitely set his entire body on fire.

How some girls do this regularly is beyond him. He takes a second to mentally commend the female population for their ability to use vibrators during sex, and regain what little control he can over his limbs - enough control to clutch violently at Eduardo's shoulder, nails digging into his shoulder blade.

And then for some god-awful reason, Eduardo finds it a good idea to pull the toy almost completely out of him, just the tip of it sunk into his hole, and he thinks he'll be raw and sore down there for the next month, at least. He tries to push back against it, but Eduardo's got one arm thrown firmly across his hips, which makes any movement below the waist difficult.

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I was watching Haven yesterday, and I thought to myself "you know what would be great? A TSN HAVEN AU!" So, yeah, not really an AU that follows the plot of the show, but more like, Mark can't feel anyone touching him (like Nathan: "He experiences no tactile sensation due to a rare disorder known as "idiopathic neuropathy." His condition is not medical, but is rather a result of "the Troubles."" feel free to ignore ~the troubles, etc) except for Eduardo.

Mark/Eduardo, Something with Gawker/NBC

I don't even care what. IT HAS TO BE DONE

FILL: (This is Not Real) Life is Stranger Than Fiction 1/?

Warning: Meta in fic as you would expect from the prompt. Random fact - personally I prefer Jesse!Mark and Andrew!Eduardo but please feel free to let your imagination take over, stomp on the pieces of the fourth wall in a metatastic prompt (thanks OP <3) and break the internet gg I love this fandom sfm.

(This is Not Real) Life is Stranger Than Fiction

“Holy shit boss, you have to look at this,” intern-of-the-fic-with-a-name-of-no-significance-to-fandom says to Mark.

“What,” Mark says distractedly. He’s not coding because well he’s CEO bitch now - that’s what he has interns for.

“You’re on Gawker!”

Mark makes a humming noise because yes he remembers that article about him and Sean and its really old news. He sighs, kids and fame. It’s really not what it’s cocked up to be.

“You’re on Gawker!” the guys says again. “With Wardo!”

The use of the nickname makes Mark’s head snap up. “What?” Mark says, brows knitting together in confusion. “Show me.”

“Here!” the intern says happily. An iPad with a purple croc-leather cover is passed to him.

Mark reads.

“And?” he says blankly.

“You’re also on NBC.” The article has a star next to it, having been added to the guy’s favorites.

Mark reads that too. “It’s basically the same article,” he says with a shrug.

If the intern seems a little disappointed at Mark’s lack of reaction, he doesn’t say anything. He accepts his iPad back.

“Thank you for showing me,” Mark says kindly, smiling the smile that his PR advisers had him practice, hoping to stall the awkward turtle moment from turning into an awkward aquarium.

“Um, sure,” the guy replies looking like he’s forgotten how big an iPad is as he holds it at his hip.

Mark makes to go back to work because that is what Facebook is. A company he founded, sure, but it is a lot of hard work too.

“How does it feel?” the guy blurts out.

When Mark turns to look at him, he looks like he regrets the question instantly.

“Not that you have to answer-”

“Strange,” Mark says hesitantly. Then with a little knowing smile, “Like having a movie made about you at nineteen.”


After going into a coding spiral because Google suggested it, Mark calls Chris. Not because fandom suggested it but because Chris is totally the person to go to for things like this.

“Chris,” Mark starts.

“You’re on Gawker,” Chris jumps in.

Mark doesn’t even ask how because Chris is a good friend and he told him once that he still tracks him. It’s good to know that friends have your back.

“Yeah,” Mark says, suppressing a sigh. He settles for putting his face into his palm. “You know how I said I wished no one had made a movie of about me while I’m still alive?”

“And now you want to include people writing stories about you having sex with Eduardo while you’re still alive?” Chris says. Mark can hear the grin in his voice.

“Pretty much.” Mark is relieved because it’s nice for someone to understand what he’s going through.

“You might also want to include people writing stories about you having sex with me. And Dustin. And Eduardo,” adds Chris.

“Ugh.” And then after a beat, “Really?”

“Or you and the Winklevii at the same time.”

“Why am I gay?” Mark asks. “Not that there is anything wrong with that,” he amends quickly. “I just don’t know where people got that idea from.”

“The part in the movie where you orgasm next to your supposed best friend.”

“Hey, it’s Oscar-nominated for Best Picture,” Mark says. “It must be good.”

FILL: (This is Not Real) Life is Stranger Than Fiction 2/? - (Anonymous), 2012-02-03 10:37 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: (This is Not Real) Life is Stranger Than Fiction 3/3 - (Anonymous), 2012-02-03 11:06 am (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Eduardo, Sabrina AU

Fic based on the movie Sabrina ( with Eduardo as the awkward chauffeur's son and Mark as "the world's only living heart donor"...


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