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It's Complicated: But sexy!

Mark Zuckerberg
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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.


Mark loves sucking cock and getting his face fucked hard. I JUST WANT SOME FILTHY PORN OKAY

Points of Contact (1/4)

Despite the recent influx of money-related bullshit in his life, Mark had not created Facebook in the hopes of making a billion dollars. That wasn't the goal, had never been and would never be the point of Facebook. Facebook was it for him, it was that ultimate stroke of genius, the title before his name.

Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg.

But admittedly, there were upsides to not subsisting on ramen and energy drinks: the ability to skip out early on a boring function, the freedom to spontaneously travel, the funds to book last-minute flights to Singapore. The easy access to medical care if Eduardo punched him in the goddamn nose.

"Oh, fuck." Eduardo sounded panicked, which was gratifying because, shit, ow. Mark pinched the bridge of his nose with his index finger and thumb and immediately regretted it. "No, jesus, don't do that," ordered Eduardo as he rushed forward and grabbed Mark by the shoulders. He steered Mark into his apartment building, saluting the doorman awkwardly.

He hustled Mark to the elevator and shoved him against the wall, and then he retreated to his own corner to slouch awith his hands in his pockets and refuse to make anything resembling eye contact. Mark scowled at him.

Eduardo looked—different, maybe. Mark wasn't actually certain because he'd never spent much time looking at Eduardo. Eduardo had been this presence, a constant, not something that needed observation but something that was. Until that hadn't been true anymore, that is. But Eduardo had been a comfort right up until the moment he'd been a problem, and Mark had... taken that for granted, he'd allow. He could admit that much.

There was a different set to Eduardo's shoulders now: straighter, taller. There had been that difference during the depositions as well, but there it had looked like pride. It fit, now, uncomplicated and true.

The doors opened with a whir. Eduardo inclined his head and stepped into the hall, leaving Mark to shuffle after, still fighting the urge to touch his throbbing nose.

"With your income, I expected you to own property," said Mark. It kind of hurt to speak, but it was worse to be ignored, so he could work through it. His voice sounded strange, nasal.

Eduardo said, "This is the city. No one owns property."

He pulled a key from his pocket and unlocked the door, didn't wait for Mark before disappearing inside. Mark shuffled in with his hands in his hoodie pouch, pushed the door shut behind himself, and leaned against it, surveying the place cursorily. It was sparsely furnished and kept neat, everything done in in burgundies and dark woods. There were files spread across the coffee table in haphazard piles. Across the top of the couch, there were six different ties, like Eduardo had taken them out to try them on and had never put them away.

Eduardo had vanished to the kitchen after letting them inside, which Mark only noticed when he reappeared with a sigh and tumbler of whiskey. "Aren't we mature," said Mark, raising his eyebrows. The pain in his nose had settled down, he noticed. He doubted it was broken. It couldn't be broken if it hadn't even bled, could it?

"We can't all live on beer and Red Bull forever," said Eduardo, taking a sip. He didn't offer any to Mark, but Mark hadn't developed any passion for whiskey since college, so that was fine. He rocked back on his heels, waiting, taking in the sight of Eduardo's tanned skin, his dark eyes, after all this time.

"What're you doing here?" Eduardo asked when he'd finished self-medicating. He added, biting, "I sure as hell didn't invite you."

"No shit," snapped Mark. He went back to examining the hardwood floors.

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Writer Here! - (Anonymous), 2012-03-17 07:46 pm (UTC)(Expand)


Established relationship, one of them is convinced and terrified the other one is cheating. Maybe Mark's staying late at the office most nights and Eduardo thinks he's cheating, or the other way around: Eduardo starts making a lot of frequent business trips, being distant etc. Maybe they stop having sex because the one who's being suspected of cheating is always coming home tired; maybe the other one tries to spice things up in the bedroom to try to ~save their relationship, etc.

I know this is already really tl;dr and especific, but there's one more thing I wanted to request: NO CHEATING. no actual cheating. no one is actually cheating in their relationship. NO CHEATING, PLEASE!

Also, the reason one of them was being distant, working more, etc could be something work-related, or something like they want to propose, bring up adoption, come out to their family as a couple or just come out to the general public, etc. and they were worried/stressed about it.

Re: Eduardo/Mark

i am filling this! it may be a bit before i get anything up but i wanted to let you know. :) and this is an odd question, i feel, and forgive me if it doesn't make sense - but do you mind if when mark thinks eduardo's cheating on him he starts staying late at work and then eduardo gets a-frightened and "omg mark is angry with me what have i DONE it'll blow over if i stay later at work" and basically misunderstandings and angst all around before the happy ending?

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i do not expect a miracle - 6a/? - (Anonymous), 2012-04-22 12:08 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Eduardo/Mark; Mark was raised in the TARDIS

Basically as above, at least for a few year. Perhaps he's River's younger brother? Maybe he was born on another planet and the Doctor rescued him? The Zuckerbergs only adopted him and the Doctor is his father? Anything goes, I just want TARDIS-raised Mark. And Eduardo discovering this.


mark and wardo are in an established relationship but haven't had sex yet. basically i want them to have their first time together. you could make this a high school au if you want.


Eduardo thinks he might be attracted to guys but he has never done anything with another dude so he's not sure; he definitely doesn't want to pick some random guy at a bar and he'd maybe ask Chris if he didn't have a boyfriend, but then he finds out Mark's into dudes and he can't stop thinking about it.

They get drunk and Eduardo tells him that he'd really like to ~kiss a boy just to try it~ and he keeps looking at Mark's mouth pointedly and Mark's like 'sure, let's make out' but the next day Eduardo's like 'I'm still not sure if I like guys. Maybe we sure make out some more!' and he keeps that up for a while and Mark's more than okay with it, of course. Eduardo decides one day that to be really sure they should have sex, and that goes on for so long that they're basically dating. Then, emotional agkgds;kalakdhlak. THE END.

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Re: Eduardo/Mark - (Anonymous), 2012-02-15 05:25 am (UTC)(Expand)


For valentines day, Mark buys Eduardo 55 gallons of lube.

Fifty Five Gallons of Lube, Fifty Five Gallons of Lube, Take One Down, Throw it At Mark

a/n: So, this is what I did instead of my essay today. I mean, I worked on it a little, but the crack was calling to me. This is tame.

“Mark…Mark…Mark,” Eduardo shouts, storming through the Facebook offices, echoing a scene that happened only ten years earlier. He face was flushed, his eyes were narrowed in on the glass surrounded office that housed his boyfriend.

“He’s wired in,” his blonde assistant said, chirped really, from her desk either not paying attention to Eduardo’s rage or just plain stupid. Eduardo sincerely hoped it was the first one as he pushed open the door that blocked his way from his loving boyfriend. She followed him, worrying her lower lip.

Mark looked up then, at first smiling, then slowly frowning.

Eduardo pulled out a small, plastic container from his pocket, the liquid inside clear, and chucked it towards Mark. Mark ducked successful, but the cheap plastic container made contact with the one solid wall. One exploded, some of the slippery liquid splattering at Mark’s back.

“Still wired in now asshole? What the fuck were you thinking?”

“Wardo I-“

“Fifty. Five. Fucking. Gallons.”

“I really don’t see why you’re mad. You’re always complaining about chaffing and-,” Mark started before another one of the containers was aimed at him head.

“Did you have to send all of it to my work?”


“Do you know how embarrassing it was trying to explain to the VP that, no, I wasn’t a sex addict, my boyfriend is just ridiculously slow? What was wrong with doing something sexy like tucking some into my suit pockets or shoving it into couch cushions? Or why buy lube? Just send me flowers like the rest of the people in the office received Mark. Jesus Christ!”

“I thought I sent them to the house,” Mark deadpanned, his neck flushing as the ideas that Eduardo planted in his head took root and expanded.

“No, no you didn’t you asshole,” Eduardo bit back as the blonde assistant cleared her throat.

“I..uh…that wasn’t Mark. It was his idea, yes, but I might have mixed up the addresses. Because normally when he sends you things, I just copy and paste your work address. It was a busy day, the site was crashing, and I had to finish the order form,” the assistant said, her voice growing more and more quiet as the two men turned to stare at her. Eduardo looked fairly peeved while Mark was smirking behind his back.

He loved being right.

But not nearly as much as the idea of what him and Eduardo could do with fifty five gallons of lube.

[rpf] andrew/jesse

One night after filming the boys decide to humor Justin and go out for karaoke. Andrew drunkenly gets up to sing "Jesse's Girl", but sings "I wish that I was Jesse's girl" instead of had Jesse's girl. Justin very obnoxiously let's him know those are not the correct words and Andrew's all "sorry I'm not sorry". Proclamation of feelings & Jesse being mortified by the whole thing, but feeling the same way. Porn is obvs not required, but never turned down. :)

I literally think about this scenario every time this song comes on the station we play at work.

Re: [rpf] andrew/jesse

HAHA, that reminds me so much of this:

Re: [rpf] andrew/jesse - (Anonymous), 2012-02-15 05:45 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: [rpf] andrew/jesse - (Anonymous), 2012-03-15 10:11 am (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Wardo/Dustin or Chris threesome

Inspired by this gif:

Mark and Wardo share either Dustin or Chris. No preference as to who gets to be in the middle. Whoever is left out can watch, if you'd like.


Harvard Era. Lol, I keep prompting things that will never, ever get filled BUT.

So, Eduardo is a very normal person. Who sometimes does embarrassing things, it happens to the best of people. Except that ever since he met Mark, every embarrassing thing (from that moment he had a fight with a machine at the library because machines really, really hate Eduardo to that time he bought coffee and spilt it all over himself) he does is witnessed by Mark. Really, why is Mark always there when Eduardo is making an ass out of himself? What the hell is that?

And Mark! Mark is all annoying and smirking at Eduardo, like he knows how mortified Eduardo is. Constantly.

fill: don't make me tongue tied, 1/4


this is the most ridiculous and pointless thing and i’m half asleep so shhhhhh

Fucking fuck. The world has to be kidding, right? Scantron machines can’t be real things because nothing real can be this fucking fucked. Buying a simple pack of 882E’s can’t possibly take so fucking long, okay, this has to be a joke. This has to be an episode of Punk’d or something because what the actual fuck is wrong with this goddamn machine oh my god please just take the fucking bill come on if this fucking machine doesn’t hurry up there is a microeconomics test that’s about to be failed by default and come on fuck fucking fuckity fuck.

So the thing is, Eduardo has a pretty crucial econ test in fifteen minutes and the scantron dispenser has decided that now is the perfect time to take a shit and spit his five dollar bill back at him every time he tries to cram it in the bill slot. And he’s been loudly declaring what a worthless fuckbucket it is for about eight-point-five minutes, much to the dissatisfaction of the students in the building around him, who keep glaring at him when a particularly long slew of curse words flows from his nervously bitten lips. The professor in the adjacent classroom glowers at him through the small window in the door every so often, but Eduardo couldn’t give half of a shit because if he fails his test because this infernal machine won’t give him his forms, he might just find the nearest toilet and flush himself down it to live in the sewers for the rest of his young life. He’s skinny enough that he’d probably fit inside of the plumbing anyway.

“If you don’t take this dollar within the next two fucking seconds, I swear I will find whoever manufactured you and piss on everything near and dear to them,” Eduardo seethes, cramming the bill into the right slot and keeping his palm pressed firmly against the opening in case the machine tries any funny business like spitting it back out at him for the fifty-billionth time. When he hears the mechanical sliding and feels the paper crinkle against his hand, he growls and kicks the bottom of the machine hard with one of his shiny black oxfords before grimacing at the pain that surges from his toe all the way up to his knee. Jesus fucking Christ, this is really not his day.

When he’s about to give up and has his forehead leaned up against the cold, scratched, and grimy glass of the display window, Eduardo hears a soft chuckle coming from somewhere vaguely to his right. He’s about to whirl around and abandon his usually calm demeanor to incite a shouting match with this laughing scoundrel, but he can’t even manage a scowl when he turns around and finds himself face-to-face with a pale boy with sharp blue eyes and short, messy chestnut curls.

Without a word, the boy nudges Eduardo to the side, grabs his crumpled five dollar bill, and straightens the corners out before gingerly sliding it into the bill slot. The dispenser beeps and the boy hits the keys in rapid succession – 8-8-2-E – and within a few seconds, the package falls with the slightest thwack! of paper hitting the bottom of the machine. He has a teasing smile when he hands it to Eduardo, eyes all shimmery and amused.

Eduardo doesn’t even have to ask how the boy knew which form he needed before he laughs and says, “You’ve been muttering the number to yourself for the past ten minutes.”

Eduardo feels himself go red at that. He’s a normal person, really, just sometimes he does embarrassing things that make him feel like an alien. A weird, weird alien who doesn’t know how to cope in society with normal, calm human beings like this adorable pale boy in front of him who he should really stop staring at because he now has nine minutes until his test begins and oh god shit why.

“Thanks, um, bye!” he mumbles hurriedly, gathering his discarded bag from the floor and dashing off to Littauer Center so he can hopefully not fail his test. He doesn’t get the boy’s name or even a chance to apologize for being such a flailing trainwreck, but he figures whatever, it’s a big school and it’s unlikely they’ll even run into each other again, right?

fill: don't make me tongue tied, 2/4 - (Anonymous), 2012-02-15 10:56 am (UTC)(Expand)
fill: don't make me tongue tied, 3/4 - (Anonymous), 2012-02-15 10:56 am (UTC)(Expand)
fill: don't make me tongue tied, 5/5 - (Anonymous), 2012-02-15 10:59 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: fill: don't make me tongue tied, 5/5 - (Anonymous), 2012-03-09 07:44 pm (UTC)(Expand)

andrew/jesse rpf

valentines day. slushy,sloppy,romantic fluff.that's all.

of ignored phone calls and teddy bears [1/1]

a/n: i am sorry for this fail. hope you enjoy.

Valentine's day.

The day when couples spent hundreds of dollars trying to proclaim that they loved their significant other more one day out of the rest of the year. A day that usually Jesse felt a sort of apathy to but this year he wasn't with his boyfriend and no, they couldn't order in and rip apart a rom-com like they had done last year.

It was also a day when said supposed boyfriend wouldn't pick up any of Jesse's calls. Jesse had known Andrew would be busy, rehearsing; it wasn't like Jesse was any less while he was filming for his new movie. But Jesse was getting worried because it was six pm, New York time, and Jesse hadn't heard from him all day, not even a text. He had even gotten a text from his cat, if you counted Emma going over and taking a picture of him covered in ribbon as a text (and it was weird because why was Emma taking pictures of his cat? Shouldn't she be out on a date with Rooney?).

Jesse rolled his neck before stepping out of the elevator in the hotel he was waiting at. Swiped his card before walking in, getting to the middle of the room and stripping off his sweatshirt. His hotel room was nice, a little on the extravagant side with the separate bedroom and living room, but Jesse would give anything to be at home with his beaten down furniture and sagging bookcases.

He was taking off his shirt when he looked up and saw a pair of brown eyes staring at him from the generic arm chair. Jesse tilted his head to the side before walking over and picking up the teddy bear. It was light brown, dressed in jeans and a tan. A pair of glasses sat crooked on his nose while the fur atop his head was spiked dramatically in the front to give it a swooping effect that Jesse associated with Andrew.


Jesse picked up the teddy bear, examining it closer in the dim lighting of his hotel room. He found a hard spot in the warm friend and he pressed down on it, as curious humans are known to do. Andrew voice flowed out of the bear, the quality scratchy but his words were mostly clear.

"Jesse Adam Eisenberg, being as I love you more than anything I want to ask: will you marry me?"

Jesse gaped at the teddy bear, almost dropping him before fumbling to press the hard material once...twice...three times more to make sure that he hadn't misheard what the bear said. Jesse finally did drop it to fumble for the phone in his pocket. He typed in Andrew's number and waited...
What was that noise he heard coming from his bedroom?

Jesse took the phone away from his ear to go over to his room, opening the door slowly. The phone was lit up by vibrated cheerfully against the wooden nightstand. On his bed was Andrew, spread out on his back with all of his long limbs nearly touching the corners of the mattress. His eyes were closed, probably having fallen asleep waiting for Jesse.

Jesse shut his phone before carefully crawling on the bed, perching himself on Andrew's lap before leaning down to kiss Andrew's lips.
Jesse murmured Andrew's name between kisses, his hands coming up to rub at Andrew's shoulders. Andrew slowly woke up, kissing Jesse back with a hum before pulling away. He blinked before smiling a drowsy smile.

Jesse gave him a shakier one back, before Andrew reached up for Jesse's left hand and squeezed it. Jesse paused, looking down at the man he loved, the man who had broken through his usually guarded defenses with no effort, blowing them up like it was the eighties and the Berlin Wall was coming down. Jesse squeezed back before nodding slowly.

Andrew's breath caught and before Jesse knew it, he was flipped on to his back, being kissed by his future husband, with murmured vows and pledges of love. Jesse whispered them back just as ardently, trying to melt them (scar them) into Andrew's skin with each kiss and touching of their skin.
He just wanted to be right there forever.

eduardo/mark and chris/dustin

wedding planner au! eduardo is a wedding planner and chris and dustin hire him to plan their wedding. whenever chris is too busy cleaning up after mark's pr messes he makes mark go with dustin to meet with their wedding planner. after meeting eduardo maybe mark starts enjoying it.


eduardo is not the wedding planner but is part of the wedding vendor in some capacity (wedding cake designer?? BAKER!WARDO) but for some reason eduardo assumes dustin's marrying mark not chris. misunderstandings and shenanigans ensue!

Re: eduardo/mark and chris/dustin

this makes me smile madly from just reading the prompt :D

Re: eduardo/mark and chris/dustin - reject36, 2012-02-16 02:13 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Thiel, Eduardo/Sean, sugar daddy

I don't know. Something where Sean is trying to woo Thiel into investing in Facebook.. and Thiel invites him over to his massive mansion to talk the details out, where Sean meets the twenty-something, hungover, half-naked and tan boy Thiel is fucking, and well- "supporting".

A lot of smug, confident, but oddly respectful and un-evil Thiel, and Eduardo as this, like- lithe, fascinating, surprisingly clever, sexual person. Thiel pays Eduardo's rent at his apartment he never sleeps at, buys him clothes, underwear, whatever he wants. Eduardo swims laps in Thiel's pool and drinks orange juice from the bottle and rubs Thiel's back as he talks business with Sean.

And then there's sex and stuff. Thiel shares Eduardo with Sean. Sean's half in disbelief and half extremely fucking appreciative, laughing incredulously as Thiel says why don't you sit down on Mr. Parker's cock, beautiful, can you do that for me? and Eduardo biting his lip and settling himself down and leaning back for an indulgent kiss from Thiel, stroking his shaking thighs as he opens for Sean inch by inch...

I don't know I want porn!!! it's probably really obvious who this is! IDC, THIS MEME NEEDS SO MUCH MORE PORN!

Re: Eduardo/Thiel, Eduardo/Sean, sugar daddy

This oddly turned me on. DO WANT!

Re: Eduardo/Thiel, Eduardo/Sean, sugar daddy - (Anonymous), 2012-02-17 01:28 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Thiel, Eduardo/Sean, sugar daddy - (Anonymous), 2012-02-16 06:05 pm (UTC)(Expand)


Are we dating? Are we fucking?
Are we best friends? Are we something in between that?
I wish we never fucked, and I mean that

Re: eduardo/mark

omg this is basically a perfect prompt

Re: eduardo/mark - (Anonymous), 2012-02-20 03:43 am (UTC)(Expand)

[Crossover], [GEN] Mark, [Harry Potter]

Mark is a muggle-born wizard. He gets his Hogwarts acceptance letter. There's two ways this could play out:

- Upon realizing that his computers wont work in the wizarding world, Mark decides to turn down Hogwarts and live as a muggle. How does Hogwarts react? What happens to Mark?

- He goes to Hogwarts, and is exposed firsthand to how backwards the wizarding world can be. Maybe he decides to stay until he is of age so he can practice magic. Maybe he decides to leave before then because he needs to get back to creating in the muggle world.



In a game called snap, if a jelly bracelet is snapped off someone's wrist, that person gets a (sexual) coupon for that act.

Black - the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex
Blue - indicates oral sex performed on a guy
Clear - indicates a willingness to do anything the snapper wants
Green - indicates that oral sex can be performed on a girl
Glittery Blue - is willing to perform anal sex
Glittery Clear - wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part
Glittery Green - the wearer is willing to "69"
Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" a body part
Glittery Purple - willing to French kiss
Glittery Yellow - indicates kissing and hugging is acceptable
Yellow - wearer is willing to hug
Pink - wearer is willing to give a hickey
Orange - wearer is willing to kiss
Purple - wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex
Red - wearer is willing to perform a lap dance
White - wearer will flash what they have.

Bits paraphrased from

they get invited to a party like this. maybe a phoenix party where eduardo takes mark as his +1?


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