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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

Eduardo/Mark or Eduardo/Sean - "...but it can buy me stuff"

"Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me stuff. And I love stuff".

I'd love to see a post-depositions Eduardo basically take this motto on. Either he's broken, or he just decides to say fuck it to his former life/self. or it is his method of dealing with the Facebook/family fall-out And it to have such an effect that Mark and/or Sean notices and decides he needs to fix it/deal with it.

I can't decide about Mark/Sean - it'd be intriguing either way. So either. Or both. Or both OT3 style.

mark/eduardo; age difference.

so i was watching the oscars, totally in love with colin firth and etc and i realized: i want fic with mark/older!eduardo! eduardo who is totally ~suave and distinguished~ successful in his own right and his own business. maybe graying in the temples too idk. he'd be soooooo hot and dustin would totally make fun of mark for allowing himself to be cradle-robbed and make lewd jokes.

or you can just have colin firth seducing mark and eduardo being soooooooo jealous hehehehehehhe.

Re: mark/eduardo; age difference.

I want this so bad I can't breathe


"Cheiloproclitic describes the attraction to a person's lips."


[Fill] O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do [1/1]

a/n: Pre-slash. One sided Eduardo/Mark . I apologize if this sucks. Title is from line 103, Act One, Scene Five from Romeo and Juliet. I own no one.

They were nice: pink, slim with a full lower lips from increased blood flow. They stood out against pale skin that Eduardo liked but...

Eduardo may have had a slight fascination with Mark's lips.
The way he would lick them, roll chap-stick on them, or bite at them in thought or mild amusement. The way they would barely move when Mark silently read something off his computer screen out loud. The way they had minute quirks of upwards and downwards that a true student of lips had to watch carefully for.

The way that Mark had such a fucking oral fixation that anything that went into Mark's hands had just as good of a chance of going near Mark's mouth. Sometimes they may have a line in the center from where their owner would have been sucking on a Red Vine. Sometimes a dart would hang out, moving up and down clenched between smooth, white teeth but it would leave a indent into Mark's lips. Beer bottles that would have the small rim be cleaned afterwards.

Freud would have a field day with Mark's fixation; Eduardo would just be happy if he could get them wrapped around him. He could see it; pink lips stretched obscenely over his length and girth, almost being forced into a smile. Wiping his residue over them so when Mark went to lick those teasing lips all he could taste was him, Eduardo, all over his tongue.

Eduardo wanted to watch Mark's lips form words.

More, harder, Eduardo, Eduardo, Wardo, ah, ah.

He wanted to kiss Mark; feel how those lips felt against Eduardo's. Would they be as full as they appeared? Would they part while Eduardo lavished attention on them? Would they vibrate from a whimper or moan as Eduardo refused to venture further into Mark's mouth? Could he get them to swell further? Turn redder?

But mostly Eduardo wanted to watch them move to form three words.


In the meantime however, Eduardo thought as he watched Mark bite and tear at the skin that was on his lips, he could just watch.

OP - (Anonymous), 2012-02-27 08:18 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP - andhereiam17, 2012-02-27 10:48 pm (UTC)(Expand)


HARVARD ERA. Chris sets Mark up on a date with a friend, and tells him to please not be a dick to her/him or else. So Eduardo suggests they go on a fake date, like a practice date, so Mark knows what to say, etc on his real date. Eduardo picks Mark up for their "date" and Dustin teases them mercilessly about it (asking Eduardo if he has designs on Mark's virtue and telling him to have him home before midnight, etc) and at first it's awkward but it turns into the best date either of them has ever had.

Bonus points for "practice" kissing. Feel free to ignore any of these details. ♥

Eduardo/Mark, Amnesia

A few years after the movie Mark and Eduardo reconcile and become lovers. And then something happens that lands Mark in the hospital and in a coma. When he wakes up he only remembers things from before he met Eduardo.

Now Eduardo has to try and make Mark fall in love with him again, introduce him to facebook and everything else that has happened in the time that Mark doesn't remember.

I don't want Mark to suddenly be healed and remember everything. I want him to only remember bits and pieces here and there, but not his whole life.

Eduardo/Mark, Amnesia part deux

inspired by the prompt above.

post movie, eduardo and mark reconcile, start dating, live happily together, etc and then eduardo has an accident and doesn't remember forgiving mark, etc and the last thing he remembers is moving to singapore after the settlement. lots of angst with a happy ending!

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Amnesia part deux

(Anonymous) rtyi

[Gen] Mark+Sean

We need more Mark+Sean bromance fic! It's canon-ish! I don't care about the time period you set this in. I labeled this as GEN but if you want to make this Mark/Sean or Mark/Eduardo + Sean/Amy (OTP!) I'd be cool with it!

Re: [Gen] Mark+Sean


that said, yeah seconded.

Eduardo/Mark, Dollhouse au

Do whatever you want with it, I just want all the angst and moral ambiguity!

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Dollhouse au

oooh yes, maybe Mark is a part-time Doll to finance facebook? like a very sketchy side job?

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Dollhouse au - (Anonymous), 2012-02-28 02:18 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark, Dollhouse au - seas0ul, 2012-02-28 03:18 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark - Disney AU!

Any Disney plot, but I would really enjoy:

Beauty and the Beast: Mark as the Beast, Eduardo as Belle
Lady and the Tramp: Eduardo as the Tramp, Mark as Lady
The Fox and the Hound: Mark as Todd, Eduardo as Copper

Crack, short fills, long fills, anything!

eduardo/mark, eduardo/oc


About two years ago on Valentine’s day my boyfriend of three months told me he had to tell me something and when i met him at the park his best friend was there and he said, “i don’t think this is going to work out” He grabbed his friend’s hand and said “we’ve only been together for three months but he and I have been together for 11 and I’m done hiding” and then his friend said “thank you for understanding” and they both kissed me on the cheek and walked away


Re: eduardo/mark, eduardo/oc

change this to andrew and jesse and i will love you forever.


I want Chris pining for his straight best friend. Give me angst. BREAK MY HEART KINKMEME.

Re: Chris/Dustin

Some shameless self-promo... This wasn't written as a fill, but it kind of fits the bill. A little bit :)

OP HERE - (Anonymous), 2012-04-06 04:20 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP HERE - mmbecky, 2012-04-06 11:18 am (UTC)(Expand)

Next to Normal AU

Inspired by the musical, Next to Normal. Eduardo and Mark are married and have a child (can be OC or other character). Mark has manic depression which affects his family. Mark is also convinced that his dead son is still alive and sees and speaks to him frequently.

Andrew/Jesse; Paint Your Pot

Jesse works at a Paint Your Pot type of place. Andrew comes to the store at some point and eventually starts coming more and more frequently just to see Jesse :)

Dustin+Mark friendship

Dustin and Mark are roommates. Dustin and Mark know each other's annoying habits, share space more often than not, work together, work around each other, etc. When Dustin peers around Mark's shoulder to look at what he's doing, Mark turns to him, smiles and says hi. Dustin thinks that bringing Harvard's network down is awesome and Mark grins in response. Dustin gets onboard before thefacebook even really becomes a thing. Dustin sticks around. Mark talks to him, Mark probably jokes with him. Dustin sits on Mark's desk and Mark leans back in his chair and chats with him. Eduardo smashes mark's laptop and Dustin feels terrible, but he sticks with Mark.
Mark doesn't get things sometimes, and Dustin isn't as stupid as his goofy smile might suggest. They're bros.

(I just really like how Mark is a perfectly normal college boy when he's around Dustin and how Dustin is Dustin and thus awesome and together they are great. I cannot be the only one.)

Re: Dustin+Mark friendship

omg yesssss. mark and dustin are totally bros and i'd read a million words about them broing out.

Re: Dustin+Mark friendship - celestialteap0t, 2012-02-29 06:05 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Dustin+Mark friendship - skyearth85, 2012-02-29 09:38 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark, AU

Due to somebody's bad judgement (Sean), HR mandates sexual harassment awareness training for everyone, from the CEO down. Mark is not happy about being separated from his computer for stupid reason especially for a three hour long hippie dippie crap about bad touching *and* when he knows better than trying to hit on anyone who works for him. Still, leadership and all that. So he is totally prepared to zone out and think about stabbing Sean in the balls for a few hours.

Except the instructor, a cheerful Mr. Eduardo Saverin, ruins everything.

Now Mark has to figure out a way to hit on the sexual harassment awareness instructor without HR coming for him with the castrating knife.

And Dustin just laughs and laughs and laughs. And Chris sighs, and sighs some more.

FILL: Faults, Eduardo/Mark, 1/2

baby pornlet-ish first ever kink meme fill . . .

It's Sean's fault.

That should probably be the first time of Mark's memoir. The number of awkward and uncomfortable moments in his life that Sean Parker is directly responsible for is reaching a point where even Dustin cringes when he sweeps through the Facebook offices.

Chris and Mark had a fight about this. Chris is insistent that they act like a real business. Mark is insistent that the reason for their success is that they don't act like a real business. Unfortunately with success came having to hire people, and for the first time they have employees who only see Mark at work and haven't seen him wander through the kitchen in his underwear, eating a can of tuna.

Mark conceded to Chris when Sean shows up and slaps the ass of one of Mark's favorite programmers and she slaps his face.

Mark doesn't actually know where the instructor is from, they're still too small to have a whole HR department, so they have Chris who mostly handles hiring and firing in addition to chief ass-coverer and Alice, who has her degree in Civil Engineering and Dustin defines as "freaky smart" who makes basically all the financial decisions.

So Chris found a guy who's going to give some kind of a seminar on appropriate workplace behavior and Dustin hid his Nerf guns because he's scared they're going to be taken away and Mark is pissed that this is taking time from actual work and Sean is blessedly on the east coast, far, far away from Mark's employees, but probably participating in lawsuit baiting behavior.

The instructor is hot. Distractingly hot. Chris introduced him as Eduardo and Mark shook his hand and tried to remember that he's a mature adult and also that wow, severely inappropriate to hit on the guy who's there to teach you not to hit on your employees.

Mark tried to pay attention. But he's distracted by Eduardo's hands, and his straight white teeth, and his long legs and the way he laughs at the horrible videos about bosses trading vacation for sexual favors. And when he's done being distracted by all of Eduardo's body parts, he shifted to weighing the odds of Chris murdering him for hitting on Eduardo. And when his determination on murder was inconclusive he tried to figure out if his advances would actually be welcome.

They split into small groups and talk about horrible bosses. Mark fervently hoped no one is talking about him - besides Chris, who he is certain is talking about him. Eduardo visited all the groups. When he stopped at Mark's table he rests a hand casually on Mark's shoulder, like they're old friends and like Mark hasn't been imagining him naked for the last 2 hours.

Mark is not good at relationships. He is good at his relationship with Dustin, founded mostly on shared intelligence and a healthy love of Halo. He is good at his relationship with Chris, founded on his inability to lie when Sean gets him in trouble and Chris' need to mother him to death. Mark does not read signs well, he doesn't understand body language or subtlety. He doesn't make the first move, ever.

None of this explains Mark following Eduardo into the bathroom during the mid-morning break and trying to suck his face off.

"I'm not reading this wrong, right," Mark pulled back breathlessly, because truly, if anyone could do this wrong it would be him.

"Jesus, no," Eduardo tucked a finger in the front pocket of Mark's jeans and pressed him back against the bathroom door and the door handle is digging into his back and they're in the bathroom of his workplace and the appropriate workplace behavior instructor is sucking his tongue. Mark's life is defined by irony.

Mark thinks it's probably inappropriate to lock Eduardo in his office during lunch and methodically strip off his clothes and lick every part of his body. So he entertains that fantasy while eating a salad and hoping Chris doesn't notice Eduardo's lips are kiss-bitten red and his shirt is more unbuttoned than it was before.

FILL: Faults, Eduardo/Mark, 2/2 - (Anonymous), 2012-03-06 06:15 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Faults, Eduardo/Mark, 2/2 - (Anonymous), 2012-03-06 06:30 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Faults, Eduardo/Mark, 2/2 - (Anonymous), 2012-03-06 10:56 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Faults, Eduardo/Mark, 2/2 author!anon - (Anonymous), 2012-03-06 07:17 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Faults, Eduardo/Mark, 2/2 - anyssia, 2012-03-08 07:46 pm (UTC)(Expand)

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