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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
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♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


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♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.

Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

Eduardo/Mark, every pool boy's dream

The summer before senior year, Mark's parents force him to get a job as a pool boy. The son of one of his clients, a long-limbed, golden-skinned Brazilian boy, seems to have his eye on him, though Mark can't imagine why...

Poolboy!AU. Preferably scenes centered around the pool (i.e Mark and Eduardo only ever speak/interact/see each other in/around the Saverin pool).

FILL: 1a/?

Mark’s not really listening to Mr. Saverin talk about cleaning the pool. Like, really, how hard can it be? You… use the net thingy to scoop up the leaves, right? The only thing he wants to be doing, really, is sitting in front of his laptop. But because he can’t be wasting his summer away (as if, like, really, he’s doing completely productive things!) and he needs to learn responsibility and the value of a dollar and whatever else his parents said that they’ve been saying for the past two years until his dad had the balls to actually set up a job for him and then plop him in front of this person’s house.

The house, it’s… huge. One of those mansions on a hill with big iron gates, and Mark hasn’t been inside, but he’s pretty damn sure there’s a bowling alley or a movie theatre in there. The pool by itself is enormous, with a fancy mosaic tiled bottom and, oh… what is Mr. Saverin saying? Something about the filter.

It can’t be that hard.

Mark pads out to the pool, kicking off his shoes and losing them somewhere under one of those reclining patio lounge chairs. The hot pavement burns his feet so he flicks some water onto it wherever he walks. The net expands to be almost twelve feet long and Mark spends the first sweltering hour of work fishing leaves off the surface. This asshole is only paying him twenty bucks an hour, too. Mark could make three times as much doing some freelance coding. Yeah, he’s just bitter.


What Mark doesn’t know is that Eduardo Saverin is watching from his bedroom window. The pool boy, whom he wasn’t even aware was being hired, is nothing short of hot (pun intended). He’s taken his shirt off, because of the heat, but he’s still sweating, skin shining in the sun, muscles in his back rippling every time he heaves another netful of leaves onto the side of the pool. It looks like this is the first time he’s been out in the sun for a year.
Mark slowly makes his way around the perimeter of the pool, cleaning out the endless layer of leaves. There aren’t even any fucking trees around here, where do they come from?! He’s tired, sweaty, red in the face and he knows he looks like a mess. He just wants to go home. He wipes sweat off his brow with his arm and leans over unsteadily, reaching for a patch of leaves across the pool that he doesn’t feel like walking all the way around to fish out.


“Oh, fuck!”

Startled and losing his balance, Mark goes toppling right into the chlorine-filled water. Eduardo shuffles over to the side, watching the shadow beneath the water get bigger and bigger until the new pool boy – a curly haired, pale twerp of a kid – surfaces, gasping for breath and spitting water out of his mouth.

“Fuck! What the hell, man?” Pool Boy doggie-paddles over to the ladder to heave himself onto the side. “You – you startled me.” He’s coughing, shaking his curly hair out like a dog, dripping wet from everywhere. Those gym shorts are clinging to him now.

“I can see that,” Eduardo chuckles, biting his lip to keep himself from giggling. “You fell in.”

“I can see that,” Mark deapdans, wringing our his soaked curls. He’s this close to quitting – quitting on the first day, but then his mother would probably force him into something equally horrible like waiting tables or working behind some department store register.

“You’re working on the pool.”

“Oh, good, you’re not blind.”

Eduardo raises an eyebrow, unamused, as Mark climbs up to his feet. Mark bites his lip and looks away, trying not to look at the tan, Brazillian beauty in front of him. He vaguely wonders what the suit’s for. “Uh. I’m Mark. I’m, uh… the pool boy.”

Eduardo crosses his arms over his chest, his mouth set in a thin, smirking line. “I’m Eduardo.”

Re: FILL: 1a/?

Holy shit, yes. Not the OP, but I had more or less given up on this ever being filled.

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excited for this!

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Interesting... :)

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more please. ;)

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yee, i am excited for this. lol wardo you (friendly) creeper.