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It's Complicated: But sexy!

Mark Zuckerberg
The Sarcastic Kitty oresteia wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ Please do not repost prompts from earlier rounds
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.

Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin or OT4


(619): I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.

(1-619): Very innocently.


(972): I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.


(530): I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"


(253): The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.


(256): I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
(747): Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.


(724): So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.


(502): It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass


(203): Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.


(951): I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to


(479): hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
(1-479): what?
(479): your penis


(407): I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like


(510): turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks

Re: Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin or OT4

Can this one PLEASE be Wardo taking Mark's virginity?
(203): Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.

MINI FILL (972) never far gone 1/2

Eduardo has had one too many drinks and he's beginning to feel like his feet and his skull and his torso are all following separate trajectories in space, resulting in a spectacular loss of balance and posture and coordination when he tries to bring another shot to his lips. But he's being egged on by Dustin and Billy and half a dozen other undergrads, and that's all the encouragment he needs to summon up the necessary dexterity. Or some of it, going by the way he misses and only half the contents of his shot glass make it into his mouth.

No one notices; they're all in various stages of intoxication.

The alcohol burns a little on the way down, but it's no longer the hellfire it was when they had started drinking a of couple hours ago. They've progressed considerably well (or worse, depending on your point of view, but personally Eduardo's having a fabulous time) since then and have shed both a great amount of propriety and clothing by way of strip poker. Dustin's managed to retain his socks, pants and an undershirt, while Eduardo has embraced his lack of skill, doing away with everything on his upper body, his belt, his shoes, his socks and his pride. And he's about to contend with his pants.

Eduardo is spectacularly bad at poker, which he has always thought to be an incredibly strange phenomenon. He's good with numbers and he's smart with his money; by all rights he should be kicking everyone's asses and collecting a tidy sum (of chips, of course, and assorted personal items, because they can't be bothered to use real money.)

Maybe it's the alcohol, or maybe he's a little too trusting. Either way, he doesn't have the mind or the desire to think too much about it right now. He's too busy trying desperately to decide if it's worth staying in with a pair of fours or if he should fold and immediately forfeit his carefully pressed slacks.

"C'mon Wardo, don't be a chicken," Dustin screeches, and it's a testament to how intoxicated Eduardo is that he doesn't think twice about the mention of poultry. He puts in an amount that may or may not be equal to the current bet, but in the end the pot goes to a girl sitting in just a camisole and panties. She starts singing something that might be the national anthem. He's not sure which country.

Off come the pants. He feels flushed and daring and stupid in a really wonderful way. Down goes another shot, as per the rules, though they've really stopped keeping track.

Soon enough everyone is in various stages of nudity and they lose interest in the poker game. How it morphs into truth or dare, though, Eduardo will never know. He isn't paying a terrible amount of attention. He's thinking about Mark and wishing he was here, because he really does love seeing Mark without so many clothes on. It's one of his favorite things.


"Hn?" Eduardo looks up with a vague noise of incomprehension, but smiles all the same. Dustin has a nice face; how has it escaped his notice? Or has it? He's having such a great time, even without Mark. Even if he's pining and thinking about sucking-

"I said truth or daaare, Wardo?" Dustin is fairly incoherent at this point.

"Both." So is Eduardo.

"Both?" It's a revolutionary turn of events.

MINI FILL (972) never far gone 2/2


"Both!" He is sprawled out on floor and smiling at the ceiling, vaguely aware that he's a little cold in just his boxer briefs, but there's a comfortable warmth in his stomach.

Dustin cackles, which is usually a bad sign. He confers in noisy whispers with Billy and one of the girls.

"Ok!" Dustin raises an imperious finger, but can't seem to decide where to point it. "What is your favorite sexual position? With Mark. And for the dare," there is a pause. "Demonstrate. With your," Dustin gestures vaguely, "body."

Eduardo cackles too, and there is a curl of embarrassment and arousal making itself at home with the alcohol now, because he's thinking about having Mark on his back and Mark's cock in his mouth and Mark's fingers in his hair, pulling hard enough to sting. And he's thinking about Mark pushing his hips up enough that Eduardo almost can't handle it-

All of this is tumbling out of Eduardo's mouth and it's met with a variety of cries and sputters and a generous helping of laughter.

He mimes the position. From both sides.

Later, he concentrates very carefully on composing a text message.

I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.

The response comes ten minutes later. He rolls his eyes, because of course Mark is still up writing code, but the smile on Eduardo's face afterwards is wide and silly.

thanks. it's a real honor.

Re: MINI FILL (972) never far gone 2/2

awww, i loved this!

Re: MINI FILL (972) never far gone 2/2

:D Eduardo will be so embarrassed later. And Mark retroactively jealous when he finds out his Wardo reenacted their sex life, in public, almost naked, where everybody but Mark could see.

Re: MINI FILL (972) never far gone 2/2

quoting xD

Re: MINI FILL (972) never far gone 2/2

asdlkndlfkngldf. dying. hilarious. lovely. xD oh poor wardo in the morning though..

Re: MINI FILL (972) never far gone 2/2

this was sweet and funny!

Re: MINI FILL (972) never far gone 2/2

oh god this is so funny and lovely!

Re: MINI FILL (972) never far gone 2/2

i absolutely love the shit out of this