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It's Complicated: But sexy!


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The Sarcastic Kitty oresteia wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...

THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


ASK THE MODS * FAQ * DISCUSSION * RESEARCH * FILL LIST * PART ONE * PART ONE (OVERFLOW) * PART TWO * PART TWO (OVERFLOW) * PART THREE * PART THREE (OVERFLOW) * PART FOUR * PART FIVE * PART SIX * PART SEVEN * PART EIGHT


GENERAL RULES;

IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.



♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))
♥ WARN FOR COMMON TRIGGERS, PLEASE




FORMAT OF PROMPTS:

♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ Please do not repost prompts from earlier rounds
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.

FILLS:

♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.





Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.

Kitty





[ARCHIVING]
[DELICIOUS]
[UNFILLED REQUESTS]
[FILLED REQUESTS]
[FLAT VIEW]



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

NEW RULE;

PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE 'FILL' RULES. THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE. thank you.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.
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Mark/Eduardo, Eduardo/OMC, Others ; Sweet Home Alabama AU

(Anonymous)
Eduardo (fem or normal, up to the filler) becomes engaged to his/her boyfriend, the son of the influential mayor of New York City. S/he remembers that s/he still has a stubborn husband named Mark that refuses to sign the many divorce papers s/he keeps sending him, so s/he has to go back to his hometown and try to get his/her stubborn husband to sign them himself.

S/he falls back in love with him in the process.

Also, feature Chris as Bobby Ray. And shove in some Sean/fem!Dustin...somehow...please?

Re: Mark/Eduardo, Eduardo/OMC, Others ; Sweet Home Alabama AU

(Anonymous)
OH MY YES!
Please don't fem!them though. I want em gay and proud!

Re: Mark/Eduardo, Eduardo/OMC, Others ; Sweet Home Alabama AU

(Anonymous)
I KNOW RIGHT?
How come no one suggested this previously?
And instead of the baby, Eduardo can have ~daddy issues~ and his daddy forced him to leeeeeave.

Re: Mark/Eduardo, Eduardo/OMC, Others ; Sweet Home Alabama AU

(Anonymous)
CAN THIS STILL BE IN THE FACEBOOK VERSE THOUGH?? Like maybe the whole dilution never happened and Eduardo was never CFO but Mark still invented Facebook so Wardo has to go to Palo Alto and the old interns are still there like

"LOL WARDO YOU ARE SO DUMB. MARK IS SO GRUMPY WITHOUT YOU AND YOU SORTA BROKE HIS HEART AND NOW HE HAS BEAST AND ALSO HE'S MAKING FARMVILLE BECAUSE CHICKENS AND FARM ANIMALS AND OH YEAH HE LOVES YOU. BUT YOU ARE REALLY DUMB. FO REAL."

Re: Mark/Eduardo, Eduardo/OMC, Others ; Sweet Home Alabama AU

(Anonymous)
No, no, no.

Guises, guises.

Mark invents Facebook becuase of Wardo leaving hiiiiiim. It's like

'HEY WARDO. I AM NOT A DEAD BEAT HUSBAND. LOOK WHAT I DID. LOOK. LOOK. YOU SHOULD STAY MARRIED ME. Y'KNOW, BECAUSE I INVENTED FACEBOOK. WHAT DID YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND DO? HELP ORPHANS? PFT, I HELP ORPHANS RECONNECT TO THEIR PARENTS.'

*foreverbeingOPstalker*

Re: Mark/Eduardo, Eduardo/OMC, Others ; Sweet Home Alabama AU

(Anonymous)
...Which of course is one more reason for Eduardo to not get back together with him - everybody would think he just went back for the money. Mark (according to Eduardo) might even think that too, and that's not it, that was never the problem. Eduardo knew Mark had ideas and was ambitious and was going to do something big. Mark was just also an asshole, negligent in his relationship with Eduardo, sometimes (and Eduardo knows, or is pretty sure, Mark didn't mean those times, but it still hurt) bordering on verbally, emotionally abusive.

Re: Mark/Eduardo, Eduardo/OMC, Others ; Sweet Home Alabama AU

(Anonymous)
...so how would you suggest for this to go? Yay or nay to the Facebook being invented in this AU?

Re: Mark/Eduardo, Eduardo/OMC, Others ; Sweet Home Alabama AU

(Anonymous)
Yay to Facebook, please! Even though I'll totally read this I'd actually prefer it to be as close to cannon as possible? Pretty please?

Re: Mark/Eduardo, Eduardo/OMC, Others ; Sweet Home Alabama AU

(Anonymous)
(I am not OP btw, I just enjoy toying with ideas I don't have the time to write.) On, no, Facebook being invented in that storyline wouldn't be a problem. In fact I think it would add just another extra layer of complications and misunderstandings. Place the invention of Facebook at the end of their relationship for example, and you can have Eduardo leaving Mark because he neglects him for Facebook, refuses to be reasonable about it, expects Mark to keep bankrolling it without being willing to listen to Eduardo's advice... Causing Mark to in turn dilute his shares, which for Eduardo is the last nail in the coffin of their relationship - he left Mark, he didn't demand back the money he had already put into the (their) company, so even if he wasn't CFO anymore he was still an investor and Mark maliciously cheated him out of his due. And he refuses to come crawling back later when it's big and successful to listen to Mark's 'I told you so' and 'you were wrong, I was right'. He just wants Mark's signature (look, he can have his lawyers look the papers over to make sure Eduardo isn't trying to trick him, here, take them and check them over, sleep over it, test it for hidden messages, Eduardo doesn't care, just sign) and then finally leave it all behind. There's nothing here for him anymore (0,03%, that's as good as nothing), Mark made sure of that. So stop being so stubborn and infuriating and Mark and sign it already!

Blah blah blah, stuff happens, mostly Eduardo being frustrated and very much upset but insisting that he doesn't love Mark anymore, not at all, not one tiny bit, blah blah, dramatic scene when eventually, after a confrontation and an emotional speech à la why do you have to keep ruining my life, I can have a good thing if you just sign, I could finally be happy again from Eduardo, Mark suddenly takes the papers Eduardo is once again waving under his nose out of his hand, signs holding them against a wall without even bothering to check if what he's signing even are the divorce papers, let alone read the details of the arrangement, and pushes them back at Eduardo. Cue Eduardo finally having what he came for, but not wanting to leave.

And Eduardo's future husband/wife finding out that Eduardo's asshole ex Mark is Mark Zuckerberg, genius billionaire and founder of Facebook. "You are married to that Mark Zuckerberg?" - "Hopefully not for much longer." - "You are married to billionaire Mark Zuckerberg?" - "It was never about the money, he wasn't rich when we married. Look, I know we are on a schedule, and I'm trying to push this through, but Mark is dragging his heels and..." - "Hey, it's okay, don't worry. We can postpone. And, hey, you could really milk that bastard! From what you've told me he deserves it, and he certainly can afford it!" Which is making Eduardo slightly uncomfortable, because it's not about the money, not then, not now, and he's not sure he's okay with what his SO flippantly said about 'milking' Mark. Mark of course diplomatically says "Your fiancé/e is an asshole/a bitch."

OR OF COURSE SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! I'M JUST A RANDOM ANON WITH THOUGHTS!

Re: Mark/Eduardo, Eduardo/OMC, Others ; Sweet Home Alabama AU

Oh, nonono, I was asking because I am prompter!anon. : ) (going off anon because it's a pain to be anon on my phone.)
I love the idea you came up with (and I almost want you to write it!). I kinda had thought like that but I guess the way I phrased it in my five hours/just waking up haze was wrong. Like, maybe Eduardo is kicked out/leaves just before it really takes off and so Mark wants to make it better. That's what I kinda meant by the "LOOk WHAT I DID" thing.
But really, I adore what you came up with. : 3

Re: Mark/Eduardo, Eduardo/OMC, Others ; Sweet Home Alabama AU

(Anonymous)
I already have a long, long list of things I need to write that I've already started, otherwise I'd be tempted, non!anon!OP. I hope that someone fills this for you though, one way or the other, I do find the premise very interesting (despite never having seen the movie).

not op but.

(Anonymous)
Which is making Eduardo slightly uncomfortable, because it's not about the money, not then, not now, and he's not sure he's okay with what his SO flippantly said about 'milking' Mark. Mark of course diplomatically says "Your fiancé/e is an asshole/a bitch."

idk what i really loved about the original was that both guys were right for melanie, she could've stayed married to jake or married andrew. both guys were different from each other but they were good and smart and capable of making her happy and i like that melanie was able to chose based on her own terms, not because one guy was obviously nicer than the douchey one. so it would be nice if it was the same with eduardo, if the other guy is really great too, like cameron winklevoss without being cameron winklevoss lol, does that make sense?

Re: not op but.

(Anonymous)
It does make sense. I've never seen the movie though, so the fact that both guys would have been right is new to me. And if my half-knowledge doesn't deceive me didn't she actually leave her fiancé at the altar? That seems rather cruel, and would be easier excused if he was less right for her/Eduardo.

Re: not op but.

(Anonymous)
she does, yeah. because she hadn't signed the divorce papers, even if jake had. she leaves him and he understands but his mother is a total piece of work who hadn't approved of melanie so she attacks her and the town and then when she starts dissing her mom, melanie punches her. idt eduardo would punch a lady tho lol idk if you chose to make the other guy cameron, maybe instead of the crazy mom there's the crazy twin brother lmao.

i'm actually watching it rn on youtube lol all this talking about the movie made me nostalgic, it's one of the few romcom/chick flicks i love.