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It's Complicated: But sexy!


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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...

THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


ASK THE MODS * FAQ * DISCUSSION * RESEARCH * FILL LIST * PART ONE * PART ONE (OVERFLOW) * PART TWO * PART TWO (OVERFLOW) * PART THREE * PART THREE (OVERFLOW) * PART FOUR * PART FIVE * PART SIX * PART SEVEN * PART EIGHT


GENERAL RULES;

IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.



♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))
♥ WARN FOR COMMON TRIGGERS, PLEASE




FORMAT OF PROMPTS:

♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ Please do not repost prompts from earlier rounds
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.

FILLS:

♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.





Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.

Kitty





[ARCHIVING]
[DELICIOUS]
[UNFILLED REQUESTS]
[FILLED REQUESTS]
[FLAT VIEW]



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

NEW RULE;

PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE 'FILL' RULES. THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE. thank you.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.
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1a

(Anonymous)
For the following prompt:

'Best friends since birth. Jesse doesn't believe in love. Andrew's a playboy who's in denial of being in love with his best friend.' - Found on the unfilled list on delicious.

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There is nothing in the world Andrew Garfield enjoys more than a cigarette after rough sex. He could have all the leaders of the world in his company, the richest, most delightful men, and it just wouldn’t add up to the primal satisfaction he gets from a drag on a Richmond cigarette.
Even Jesse can’t compare to this, and Jesse has a personality that Andrew could completely dominate if wanted, but he doesn’t, because Jesse has been there since, well, forever, and Andrew would like to keep it that way. He thinks it’s always good to have someone to fall back on when things get grim. Jesse is Andrew’s someone.

Andrew isn’t afraid to admit he and Jesse are two entirely different people living in entirely different worlds. If they hadn’t grown up with one another, then they’d really have no connection at all. What Andrew feels for Jesse is honest, brotherly love. The whole protection against any enemy, advice on women, taking their side in a family argument, Andrew would, and would like to point out that he does, do all of those things for Jesse.

But Andrew isn’t thinking about Jesse right now. He’s thinking about Laura and how fucking loud her bed is. He can feel the orgasm swelling in his groin and he knows he’s not going to last much longer than a minute. He can feel Laura beneath him, her nails scraping the skin on his back. He doesn’t know whether he likes it or not but he doesn’t care because he’s about to come and all he can think about is that he should be at Jesse’s theatre rehearsal right now.

He comes.

And just before he does, he think he knows what love feels like, but then the moment is gone.

Laura opens her eyes and Andrew can barely look at her. “That was good.” She says.

Andrew nods, he knows.

“Better than last time,”

Andrew doesn’t really know whether to take this as an insult or a compliment so he just smiles. He really wants to just leave.

Laura gets up and finds her bra woven into the quilt they distributed to the floor at least an hour ago. She asks Andrew to do it up, but he’s already on her balcony, so she does it up herself and then goes to join him.

“Gimmie,” Laura says, indicating to the fag Andrew has hanging between his lips.

Andrew reluctantly hands over his cigarette and sighs into the midnight air. He’s feeling it again, the regret and the shame. Every time he does this, he thinks he’s a little closer to love, but then he comes and suddenly the girl beneath him, no matter what she looks like, she’s fucking repulsive.

Laura has brown hair and blue eyes. It’s the only way Andrew can care to describe her. Her eyes are a little too big and her teeth are yellowing a little from smoking so much, but he hasn’t really paid attention to anything else. He considers lending her the toothpaste he uses for her teeth.

“Do you want my number?” Laura takes a drag and then pretends to stare off into the sunset.

“No.” Andrew answers, and he leaves the balcony to go find his clothes. He contemplates trying to catch the last half of Jesse’s rehearsal, but he knows he probably won’t make it in time and Jesse will be pissed at him anyway if he walks in post-orgasm with his hair all, well, the way it is.

Re: 1a

I am MAJORLY digging your start. ALL I WANT IN THE WORLD IS MORE. ♥

FILL: Andrew thought he found love, once. 1b

(Anonymous)
Andrew doesn’t make it to Jesse’s rehearsal. He leaves four apologetic voice mails and one half-assed text, because really, Andrew hates texting. He tries calling him straight away but he’s met with ‘This is Jesse- Erm- This is Jesse Eisenberg, leave a message, if you want, you don’t have to-‘ and then he hangs up.

He decided to just go round to Jesse’s house. His hair is a mess and he’s not even sure if his clothes are all on the right way, but Jesse had been talking about this rehearsal for weeks and Andrew swore he would go and now he’s feeling like pretty much the worst friend ever.

So he drives over to Jesse’s house and considers buying flowers or something, but then he remembers Jesse’s cats don’t like the pollen or something so he buys him After Eights instead. They’re on offer and Jesse likes mint chocolate.

When he gets to Jesse’s apartment the lights are off. He doesn’t bother knocking because he knows from experience that Jesse doesn’t like being in the dark, even when he sleeps, so if the lights are off then Jesse won’t be in.

He decides to wait. In that time he straightens up his clothes and works on his apology. It’s not like he intended to miss it. He didn’t even want to see Laura, but she has this stupid fucking infection on her scalp and she keeps whining that it’s probably cancer, which Andrew thinks is ridiculous, but he goes round anyway. The sex is irrelevant, Jesse doesn’t need to know about that. He decides to play on the whole scalp-infection-turned-cancer thing.

He tries calling Jesse’s mobile again, but he’s met with ‘This is Jesse- Erm-‘ and then he hangs up. He tries once more a few minutes later and then settles with just waiting.

He’s thinking about Laura and her scalp infection and whether it’s contagious when Jesse eventually pulls up on his bicycle. Andrew waves from inside his car and puts on what he hopes is an honest and extremely sorry smile.

“Did you get her number?” Jesse asks immediately, pulling off his bicycle helmet and leaning his bike up against his garden wall.

Andrew walks over to him. “Who’s number?”

“I assume you’ve been with some girl.” Jesse says, and there’s a calmness in his voice and Andrew despises. It’s that voice that makes Andrew question why Jesse even likes him.

“Jess-” Andrew begins, but Jesse cuts him off.

“It’s okay.” Jesse leads them up the stairs to his apartment and unlocks the door. There’s already a cat at his feet. “I mean, I know you promised to go, and I’m not bitter, really, I mean I am a bit disappointed, but I’m not angry, if that helps.”

“It doesn’t help, actually.” Andrew sighs. He watches Jesse pick up the cat and then follows him into the hallway. “I’d rather you be angry, please be angry, I prefer angry.”

Jesse smiles and that just makes the whole thing even worse because it’s sincere and forgiving and this should be what Andrew wants, but for some reason it isn’t. He’s let Jesse down again and every time feels like the worst. And every time he swears to himself he won't do it again, and yet, every time he does.

Re: FILL: Andrew thought he found love, once. 1b

:squeeeee:

YAY MORE. I love this. I love Jesse's sincere lack of bitterness. More like a calm resignation to disappointment.

And the one person Andrew cares about disappointing is Jesse. Hmmm...

I love it already. I adore this! Ugh, this is just what I saw in that prompt and you are writing it spectacularly.

(Few things though -- that* he despises/Whose* number. Just things I picked out 'cause I'm anal like that.)

HE'D RATHER JESSE BE ANGRY. That's love. He wants Jesse to expect things so that he's angry when he doesn't get them. Everybody else's expectations are annoying to him, but Jesse's -- he wants them.

SQUEEEEE. I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.

Re: FILL: Andrew thought he found love, once. 1b

(Anonymous)
Thank you so much! :D
Those mistakes are pretty awful, this is why I need a beta or something I'm so bad at checking my own writing :(

Re: FILL: Andrew thought he found love, once. 1b

You're welcome! :)

I would be amenable to being your beta, if you like. I'm very interested in this story and I kind of, um, beta fics while I read them anyway.

Re: FILL: Andrew thought he found love, once. 1b

(Anonymous)
That would very helpful!
I've never actually had a beta before so I'm not sure how it works? Like I send you the chapter and then you make amendments and whatnot and send it back? Oh god I sound so stupid aha.

Re: FILL: Andrew thought he found love, once. 1b

Um, how about you LJ-message me your contact info, and I'll hit you back with mine and then we can go from there? It'll probably work better once we're talking somewhere not so slow?

Re: FILL: Andrew thought he found love, once. 1b

Seriously, I am already head over heels in love with this fic. They're perfect and I adore them and just oh Andrew... you are so blind, child.

I am super excited for more of this! ♥

Re: FILL: Andrew thought he found love, once. 1b

wowowow! seems very promising *_*

FILL: Andrew thought he found love, once. 2a

(Anonymous)
A big thank you to my beta for helping me with this!
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Andrew is driving. He shouldn’t be though, because he’s had roughly forty minutes of sleep and he hasn’t had a coffee in over two days. He’s exhausted; Laura called again and they ended up talking over the phone for three hours. Laura is now absolutely certain she has skin cancer. Andrew still thinks it’s because she dyes her hair every two weeks. Laura says he’s being ridiculous, and if he isn’t going to treat this seriously then he can go find someone else to fuck. He’d considered taking her offer but then figured he’d have nothing to do on a Monday, Wednesday, and Friday night.

But Laura is irrelevant. Andrew thinks she’s complaining about nothing and he’s seen way too much of her over the past week anyway. So tonight he’s going to Jesse’s and they’re going to go over the script of Jesse’s play one last time. Andrew has promised to be on his best, most helpful behaviour.

After thirty minutes of excruciating traffic, he finally pulls up outside what he considers his second- if not first- home. Jesse answers the door almost instantly and Andrew is hit with the smell of cat food and soap and old books. The comforts of home.

Jesse is wearing a plain blue t-shirt and some gray sweatpants which are way too big for him. He’s wearing his glasses too, but he takes them off when he opens the door because he knows Andrew will pull that stupid, dorky face and cry: ‘Aw, my clever little baby is here!’

“You made it,” Jesse states happily. Andrew wonders if Jesse expected him not to.

“Don’t I always?”

“Oh, yes! Of course! It’s just with the game on and the traffic, I thought maybe...”

“Yeah the traffic was pretty bad, but I set off a bit earlier.” Andrew answers as he walks into Jesse’s apartment and throws his coat in the general direction of the coatrack.

Jesse picks it up off the floor and hangs it up.

“Right, my script.” Jesse begins instantly, and Andrew is excited and ready to be all motivational and helpful.

He has this stupid grin on his face as he rolls up his sleeves on his flannel shirt and says in the most enthusiastic manner, “Yes, absolutely, let’s begin!” which Jesse can’t help but smile at.

Jesse really does think there are two sides to Andrew. There’s the sex-addict smart-ass who misses all of Jesse’s rehearsals and then there’s this: the Andrew that’s currently shifting through page after page of Jesse’s script, reading certain lines out loud and asking Jesse what exactly “Ils viennent! Ils viennent!” means.

They spend the next two hours finalising all of Jesse’s last minute changes, and Jesse has coffee, which Andrew really, really loves right now, and he’s definitely not ashamed to admit he’s had seven cups in two hours. He needs the energy boost, and after two hours of screaming lines in French that he doesn’t understand, he thinks he’s maybe made up for missing Jesse’s rehearsal last week.

“You are coming, aren’t you?” Jesse asks, as he tries to sort all his papers back into a neat, alphabetical order.

Andrew is laid out on Jesse’s couch playing with the buttons on his shirt. He throws Jesse a questioning look.

“Yes,” he says, trying not to sound too hurt or annoyed or whatever emotion it is that is bubbling up in his throat. “I’ve promised, haven’t I?”

“You promised to go to my last rehearsal.” Jesse bites his bottom lip and Andrew can tell he’s trying really hard not to sound angry. And really, Jesse isn’t angry, he just wants to make sure, because he knows he’s going to feel a lot more confident if Andrew is there and recently Andrew has had a tendency to, well, not be there, and no one else quite knows how to handle Jesse’s irrational emotions like he does.

MOD

I won't ask you to move this now since you've already gotten feedback and whatnot, but in the future please reply to the actual prompt with your fill.

Re: FILL: Andrew thought he found love, once. 2a

*slapping a bit Andrew* you silly human, you made Jesse cry é_è