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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
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♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.

Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

[rpf] andrew/jesse

Five times Andrew kissed Jesse under the mistletoe and one time Jesse kissed Andrew. Preferably pre-relationship leading up to it. :)

I just need fluff and laughs and silly boys in love who won't actually say it. :)

Re: [rpf] andrew/jesse

I will maybe possibly most likely have this filled by tomorrow night :) does it always have to be under mistletoe or can it just be four secret kisses and one under mistletoe, say, in front of everyone? :D

Re: [rpf] andrew/jesse

Omg thank you!!!! Secret kisses are fine! As long as one is under the mistletoe, I'm happy. :) :) I'm so excited, you have no idea. :)

Re: [rpf] andrew/jesse

I'm going to do this in five chapters, hope that's okay!

1) Andrew Garfield really is the most determined person Jesse has ever met. He absolutely will not give up on the quest to get Jesse alone in a closet. He’s been trying at it for weeks, and okay, maybe once, just once, it worked.

Not that Jesse didn’t totally enjoy said moment, it’s just that, well Jesse isn’t gay, and therefore shouldn’t be participating in such events. Andrew on the other hand is adamant that these events are definitely gay and that Jesse should just accept that he is totally and understandably in love with Andrew’s good looks, charm, and overall sexy personality.

Jesse will absolutely not admit to any of those things and will continue to insist at face value that he was forced into the closet and kiss raped. That’s how it happened. It was rape. It was non-consensual kissing and there was nothing at all Jesse could do to defend himself, except maybe give in, but that was only a tactic used to make Andrew stop. Whether or not it worked is irrelevant.

Andrew finds this hilarious.

They are arguing about it over the dinner table at Jesse’s house while Jesse’s mum prepares lunch.

The first note is from Andrew, so is the second and third.

Jesse eventually replies with: ‘I do not fancy you, please stop insisting such obscurities and go home.’

Andrew writes back in much neater handwriting: ‘You invited me.’

Jesse frowns: ‘I absolutely did not, you invited yourself.’

‘You wanted me here though,’ Andrew throws back.

‘Please be quiet.’ Jesse answers.

‘You weren’t being quiet when you were moaning into my throat last Wednesday.’

At this Jesse doesn’t reply. There is a smug, satisfied look on Andrew’s face and it’s totally unbearable. Jesse wants to smile and frown at the same time. He thinks it’s ironic really, that they’re only gay with each other in the closet. Apart from now, when Andrew is being all smug and open about it because he knows Jesse’s mum is just meters away.

So yeah, they kissed. Jesse really doesn’t see why it’s a big deal. Guys experiment all the time, don’t they? No, this is definitely normal. They kissed and yes it was wonderful, and okay maybe Jesse didn’t really do much to defend himself, but he knows that Andrew wouldn’t have stopped even if Jesse did try, so of course he was going to submit.

He doesn’t tell Andrew any of this though. He just sits silently at the dinner table and stares down at Andrew’s last note, a small blush spreading across his face when his mother asks him what they’re talking about. Everything is magical and horrendous and beautiful but so, so scary at the same time.

Re: [rpf] andrew/jesse

I love this all ready, anon! *melts into puddle of warmth*


This is perfect so far!!! I love the notes and I always love smug!Andrew. :) Can't wait for more!! ♥♥

Re: [rpf] andrew/jesse

i love this, anon, plz *more*

Re: [rpf] andrew/jesse

too cute. xD except for the rape comment =X

Re: [rpf] andrew/jesse [TRIGGERS - Dub-con sexual activity]

Jesse is asleep the next time Andrew kisses him.

He had only just worked up the courage to ask Andrew to stay over - because really, his emotions are all in turmoil and he feels like his brain is having epileptic fits whenever Andrew is in the near vicinity – So when Jesse wakes up to find Andrew’s face, well, everywhere, he doesn’t know whether he’s angry or delirious or horny.

At first he thinks Andrew is playing some sort of prank - because Andrew does that sort of thing – but then he feels movement on his lips and a hand on his chest and then he knows that Andrew is kissing him again.

The next morning Jesse pretends it never happened. Andrew apparently decides on the complete opposite.

Jesse is in the bathroom brushing his teeth when Andrew pops his head in the room, without knocking.

“You bit my lip last night.” He says matter-of-factly. He’s still not dressed. Jesse has been dressed for at least half an hour.

“I-what?” Jesse tries to say, but his mouth is full of toothpaste and he just ends up spitting it at the mirror in front of him.

“Attractive.” Andrew says, and then he winks and leaves.

Jesse finds him at the kitchen table eating what looks like a buffet of toast. He still isn’t dressed, and he’s talking to Jesse’s mother.

Andrew is taking and eating at the same time, his hair is everywhere, and he’s clad in Jesse’s t-shirt and pyjama bottoms – he forgot his own, again – and yet he still sounds perfectly eloquent and respectable.

Jesse coughs loudly and Andrew turns to grin at him.

“Andrew, we should be leaving.” Jesse says, dramatically eyeing up the kitchen clock, “Otherwise we’re not going to have time to go into town, and you’re still not dressed.”

Andrew rolls his eyes, Mrs. Eisenberg laughs and clears away his plate. Jesse watches all of this from the door way of the kitchen.

“Right, I’m ready.” Andrew bounces out of Jesse’s bathroom fifteen minutes later, dressed and clean shaven and ohmygod.

Jesse makes a noise in his throat and that’s when Andrew throws him onto the bed and kisses him for a third time.


Your first post of this part showed up just fine, so I deleted the duplicate.

Re: [rpf] andrew/jesse [TRIGGERS - Dub-con sexual activity]

haha this is adorable. jesse spitting into the sink and andrew going "attttractive." dying. xD