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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
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NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.

Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

Mark/Eduardo & can imply Sean/Eduardo (or not) – immortal/long lived AR


The thing that Mark & the others didn’t know was, Eduardo & Sean are both immortal (or at least long-lived) beings.

They knew each other in the past & have bad “history”, ergo why they were so keen on taking the other out with Facebook.

Re: Mark/Eduardo & can imply Sean/Eduardo (or not) – immortal/long lived AR

Sean: I'm always right.
Eduardo: Tell that to the Native Americans Sean.
Sean: You never looked at the bigger picture. Go back to that island you spawned on.
Eduardo: Singepore is beautiful, just btw. Too bad you can't go back to hell where you spawned from.

Mini-Fill: in history lies all the secrets [1/1]

hi, here's a mini-fill that i might occasionally expand on. i hope OP enjoys it. This is more pre-immortal!Eduardo/reincarnated!Mark and past!immortal!Sean/Eduardo (and, on the off chance i continue this at any point, it will probally be immortal!Sean/Dustin, if OP doesn't mind).

title comes from winston churchill's "In history lies all the secrets of statecraft."

warning: references to the Holocaust. nothing explict but it's there. If it really offends anyone, I can delete this post change it then repost. Also a referece to the Brazilian Inquisition.

Eduardo hadn't really expected for Sean Parker to be him, the bane of his (im)mortal life. Sure he had seen the pictures, he had read about the hedonistic lifestyle he lead and it sounded like him but Eduardo had prayed it wasn't him. But of course, because whatever god he prayed to this time around was cruel, it was him. He walked with the grace of someone well practiced in trying to blend in, to avoid human suspicion,and chatting with the attractive waitresses and waiters.

Sean (the name he must be going by now days), sat down from across from them, smirking when he caught Eduardo's eyes before charming both his girlfriend and his kinda-sorta-complicated-soul-mate who didn't recognize his role. Sean bought them high-class food, bought them all appletinis because it was Christy's favorite, and the sounds and memories of many yesteryears kept reaching a cresendo in Eduardo's head.

Finally Mark (silly, naive, genius Mark) had to use the restroom and Christy went outside for a smoke and fresh air (the oddest combination Eduardo had heard of). It was right after his spiel on how he (spetacularly) crashed out of the second company he helped start. Eduardo knew why he did it; imagine having a CEO that seemed to never grow old?

Sean needed to disappear from that company (and right now) to perserve his life.

Sean dropped his smiling facade the second the two had the table to themselves, no need to hide from the only other person who understood his "life". He smirked, leaning on the table with his knoby elbows, his head craddled between two fists.

"So...Eduardo was it? What prompted this name change?"

"Hmm? Oh, I hadn't been Brazilian in a while. I'm sure you realize why. Do you know how hard it is to feign death from hanging so they won't try to futilely burn you," Eduardo said, stretching and popping his neck before leaning back (ignoring Sean's hungry look, ignoring the memories of Sean hungrily claiming his neckchestbody but never his heart). He crossed his arms over his chest, raising an eyebrow.

"I apologized for that! How was I supposed to know they worked for the Inquisition?" Sean looked bored, checking over his nails like he's not discussing a historical event from only three-hundred years ago.

"Pfft, like you didn't know! You always know where the criminal underbellies li-," Eduardo said heatedly before noticing the few patrons staring in (more than) mild intrest. He let out a frustrated breath, running his fingers through his hair, taking a moment before speaking.

"What do you want Sean?"

Sean took his time in responding, swirling around an appletini as he leaned against one fist.

"Oh, I figured this was a great way to help a brilliant up-and-comer come out. Of course you've probally helped him with that, huh," he said, wiggling his eyebrows in that infuriating way that made Eduardo want to punch him.

Re: Mini-Fill: in history lies all the secrets [1/1]

(Because Sean was wrong; Mark hasn't done anything with him like he insinuated except for the one night when Facebook launch. He had kissed Eduardo and Eduardo had kissed back, so full of pride that his brilliant soul-mate had built this.

The kiss had been magical. It was like the first time when Eduardo had found him in Greece, the sweater softer than the peasant togas.Instead of the humid air outdoors, it was a dry heat that rolled between them, lulling and easy as the Aegean Sea. And when Mark pulled away, he smiled and went back to work trying to improve Facebook, make it better, make it unforgettable.

The next morning, Mark never brought it up so Eduardo didn't either, even though it hurt.

"I'm sure," Eduardo said dryly.

"You know me too well Wardo," the nickname fell from Sean's lips like a taunt.

"So how were you thinking of killing him this time," Eduardo asked, the smell of burning flesh in cold air that made limbs snap off came back too quick, the sounds of harsh German filling his ears.

"Hmm? I wasn't thinking of killing him this time actually."

"Oh? That's shocking."

"Yep, you know me. Can't do the same thing twice. Now shush. Let's go back to hating each other. They're coming back," Sean said, smiling like he was sharing a secret, which they were but Eduardo didn't smile.

"I never stopped," Eduardo said sweetly, turning to smile at Mark who was approaching the table.

(Silly, clueless boy)

Re: Mini-Fill: in history lies all the secrets [1/1]


""I never stopped," Eduardo said sweetly, turning to smile at Mark who was approaching the table."

♥ ♥ ♥

Re: Mini-Fill: in history lies all the secrets [1/1]

Haha, I am so glad you enjoyed ths!
I do feel really inspired for more of this though so there might be more of this popping up occasionally, if you don't mind.

Re: Mini-Fill: in history lies all the secrets [1/1]

"I do feel really inspired for more of this though so there might be more of this popping up occasionally, if you don't mind."

The more the better! ♥

Re: Mini-Fill: in history lies all the secrets [1/1]

Haha, I've already started tweaking with some ideas on what to do yet. Is there anything (assuming you are OP!) In particular you want to see?

And I forgot to add this in the thing but Dustin is reincarnated. And Chris is an old soul...errr.
*reading too much Night World series lately. L. J Smith ruined me*

Re: Mini-Fill: in history lies all the secrets [1/1]

skjh ewijrkh neskflnselijrehnak
this was brilliant
want moar

Re: Mini-Fill: in history lies all the secrets [1/1]

i can attempt to, maybe

Thank you so much! I aim to please!

Re: Mini-Fill: in history lies all the secrets [1/1]

You pleased me ♥

Re: Mini-Fill: in history lies all the secrets [1/1]

Oh you make me flush more happily than Andrew when he finds a dollar bill.

Re: Mini-Fill: in history lies all the secrets [1/1]

I'm speechless but at the same time I have a lot of things to say.
Just. This is wonderful, fantastic, brilliant. Sean and Eduardo having a thing but Mark being Eduardo's soul mate, always Mark. And Sean killing him every time, Jesus. And Wardo knowing that and hating him for it always. (I feel silly saying these things, you already know them, you wrote this, but--)
This is so heartbreaking, the idea of Eduardo having Mark but knowing he will be taken away from him, if not by Sean by life, but still always waiting and searching for him. It makes me feel feelings. Angst, angst feelings, but good angst feelings.
Congratulations. This is one of the best things I've ever read and I love it with the force of 12 burning suns.

Re: Mini-Fill: in history lies all the secrets [1/1]

I had to wait a bit to answer due not knowing what to say.
Like I'm still a bit flustered from the first re-through of your very (veryveryveryveryveryvery) kind words. Like I don't even know what to do.
So let me thank you so much from the very bottom of my heart for your kind words. They really made my day.
And sorry for making you have feeling~.

not really, but you know

If OP (or anyone really) is intrested...

I wrote another little ditty in this AU. I'm doing a 52 word challenge and most of them will be about this au. Err, sorry if I'm bugging anyone.

and now my breathing is coming a little fast...