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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.

Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

Mark/Tyler or Mark/Cameron


IDK BRO BUT THAT LOOKS LIKE TYLER WALKING MARK SOMEWHERE OR SOMETHING (WHY AM I ON COCKSLAP ok back to losercase) anyway basically, anything that involves Mark/Winklevoss. Preferably something fluffy with them dating and such and Tyler (or Cameron) walking Mark somewhere and being protective and such. Harvard years are good but post deposition would be better :3

Mark/Tyler, Pic Fic, Part 1

I wrote a Mark/Cameron once so I wanted try the other "way" (twin) around... I hope this somewhat good...


They were standing outside in the cold winter wonderland that was New York City. Mark simply dressed in a hoodie with his laptop carry-on backpack behind him. Tyler holding his laptop, and both their luggage with his hands standing waiting for a taxi cab to pick them up.

“We couldn’t have just called a limo service?” Tyler asked.

Mark shrugged, “It’s JFK how long will we really be waiting?”

Tyler wanted to point out that it was snowing, and Mark was in shorts. The goal behind this trip was not to watch Mark freeze in a taxi cab line. Besides people were starting to stare, they knew who Mark was.

Gently setting his luggage on the ground, Tyler wrapped a protective arm around Mark. Partly to shield him but mostly to keep him warmer. Seriously, it was almost freezing temps, roughly two inches of snow was on the ground, and Mark was shaking. Though, not as much as Tyler would have been if he was dressed the way Mark was.

“I’m f-f-i-i-ne,” Mark insisted trying to shake his arm off, his teeth clattering as he spoke.

“Your teeth are clattering.”

Mark mentally swore at this body and mouth for betraying him.

“Can we just go to the hotel room?”


Tyler was worse than his mother, it was Hanukkah would anyone really miss them if they did not show up? His sisters probably would not even notice. Tyler insisted that his parents would never forgive him if they skipped it.

A taxi pulled up and Tyler went to load their bags. Somehow Mark had ended up with the chivalrous twin, he had always assumed that Cameron was the only moralistic one. Cameron was less temperamental but Tyler was downright proper, in some ways he was twice the virtuous man that Cameron was.

“I can-”

“Already done,” Tyler interjected making a show of slamming the trunk, getting in and talking to the Indian driver in fluent Punjabi. Maybe Mark should have been friends with the Indian kid.

Mark moaned, “You just gave him the house address didn’t you?”

Tyler laughed and nodded, “Was not about to let you tell the driver to send us to the other side of the state just because holidays give you hives.”

He sighed and looked out the window, if by accident Mark noticed the camera and the guys talking. They were gossip reporters, Mark could tell. They had come hoping he would show up here with Tyler in tow.

Those assholes.

He nudged Tyler and pointed to the men almost out of view, “Chances are we’ll be in the dirt sheets tomorrow.”

Tyler shrugged and leaned back in his seat, “I knew what I was signing up for when we decided to go out.”

“Or before that when you decided to be seen in public with the man you sued,” Mark pointed out somewhat sarcastically.

“That too.”

Mark was never one for reminiscing or holidays but sometimes on days like this, he couldn’t help but remember what led them to this moment in time.

Re: Mark/Tyler, Pic Fic, Part 1

This is so great!! When do you think you'll be able to post more? I'm curious, now! xD

Re: Mark/Tyler, Pic Fic, Part 1

I have to download like a billionzillion photos for an icon secret santa (I have 5 people to gift for...) so like probably not for a few days.

Re: Mark/Tyler, Pic Fic, Part 1

No worries (and good luck with them!), I don't doubt this will be more than worth the wait! :D

Re: Mark/Tyler, Pic Fic, Part 1

I love, love, LOVE this! I'm so excited to see where you take it.

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Re: Mark/Tyler, Pic Fic, Part 1

I hope I can do it justice.

Re: Mark/Tyler, Pic Fic, Part 1

yes, you can do it justice. when's the next one?

Re: Mark/Tyler, Pic Fic, Part 1

part 2 was already posted, part 3 well.... hopefully soon.

Mark/Tyler, Pic Fic, Part 2

(Three years ago)

“Do you have to talk every shareholder?” Divya snapped as Mark made his way towards the three men. Cameron and Tyler were dressed in matching Tom Ford suits and Divya had his elitist sweater vest with the Harvard logo on the right side of it. All three were sipping the cheap wine that Dustin bought to the meeting as a joke.

Dustin claimed that all the wannabe billionaires would be trying to drink this stuff thinking it was something valuable.

Chris said all the old rich white men in the room would to keep up appearances.

Looks right both were right to a certain extent.

“Sadly,” Mark retorted holding his Starbucks coffee in hand, “Lose any major races lately?”

Cameron had a brief daydream of beating Zuckerberg with the rowing paddle.

Tyler actually laughed.

“This wine is shit,” Tyler pointed out brushing off Mark’s attempt at being an asshole.

Mark shrugged, “Maybe you should have taken a beer or one of the non-alcoholic beverages.”

Divya sneered, took a sip, and then forced it down his throat. His eyes watered showing his blatant distaste of it. Mark wanted to give Dustin a raise on principle.

Tyler sat his down on a nearby waitresses silver tin and grabbed one of the already poured beers she had on her stand.

Mark grinned. That was why he liked the aggressive one more. Even if he kind of violent in a way that mirror Reservoir Dogs.

(Flashback over)

They arrived, almost within seconds Mark’s family came busting through the front door like it was fight to reach out and hug him. Mark shuddered as Tyler put his arm around him and navigated them towards the overly enthusiastic bunch not AWAY like Mark had hoped for.

“Pompous asshole.”

Tyler forced a smile but Mark could tell there was some real affection there too, “Pussy nerd.”

Mark got tackled by his sisters, made small chat, and let his mother coo over Tyler.

He waited twenty minutes and made excuses about needing to check into their hotel room. He was tired, coded all week, and Tyler had crew practice.

All lies, he had been off all week, he wasn’t tired (he was horny), and Cameron was vacationing in New Zealand with some blonde barbie doll he met a few weeks ago no crew practice until he returned.

Tyler though did not stop him which was a rarity. Tyler was Mark’s curse and blessing. He was a great protection detail, people were afraid of his live-in bodyguard/boyfriend. He was charming and said all the right things. The negative was he was constantly pushing in a way Eduardo or Chris never did to Mark a better person.

It was kind of annoying. He made Mark do things like visit his family and talk. The positive was obviously he was in the mood right now too or else he would not have let that lie go.

“Hotel room bath?” Mark whispered discreetly.

Tyler shrugged and smiled at his mother before whispering back like it was just small talk and not at all dirty, “I was thinking the couch, the coffee table, the bedroom, and then the jacuzzi bathtub in that order.”

Mark chocked on air as a response wheezing as his father patted his back as if somehow would help, like it was a half-assessed form of Heimlich Maneuver.

“Dad, it’s my laryngopharynx and that only works in movies,” Mark wheezed.

He made sure not mention what caused it or what it was really about. Tyler apologized the entire ride to the hotel.

Edited at 2012-01-03 06:18 pm (UTC)

Re: Mark/Tyler, Pic Fic, Part 2

I always leaned to Mark/Eduardo. Now I am fully accepting Tyler/Mark, my heart has room for it and this fic is off to good start.

So, is Eduardo and Mark friends again?

Re: Mark/Tyler, Pic Fic, Part 2

At the point of the flashback no but part of the fluffy cuteness, I would like to think is Tyler making Mark realise other people made him successful and Eduardo is obviously one of them.

So at some point it's my goal to have a scene where they all end up in fluffy cuteville together but not there yet.

I think most everyone leans Mark/Eduardo. I'm kind of like open i that to me everyone is a possibility why limit your options?

Re: Mark/Tyler, Pic Fic, Part 2

I'd like to think I'm open to all pairings, just as long that the story has it make sense and a character isn't demonized/made useless for favor of the pairing.

also, yea! Fluffy Cuteville! And Tyler, the wonderful boyfriend that protects Mark and makes him socialize! Wonder what Mark makes him do.

Re: Mark/Tyler, Pic Fic, Part 2 - oresteia, 2012-01-06 01:27 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Tyler, Pic Fic, Part 2 - (Anonymous), 2012-01-06 02:27 pm (UTC)(Expand)