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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

I just need Jesse giving Andrew a really hot, obscene, totally filthy blowjob. Like, tonguing him nice and slow, looking up at him all sweetly from underneath his eyelashes, letting the head pop out into his cheek, the works. He just looks so good, and he's drawing it out and making Andrew crazy.

Jesse/Cocks in his mouth is my OTP. I have an addiction, sir.

in which jesse gets off on andrew [1/5]

a/n: i apologize for nothing. this is so much pwp it hurts. it's also my first time writing porn in general. i'd appreciate come back. Err, i apologize for this.

warning: involves lots of questionable positioning, blowjobs, the slightest, slightest hint of rimming, and virgin descriptions. Also lots of usage of the word cock and member.

Andrew's grasp against the hotel bed they are on, trying to find purchase on the unforgiving slippery surface of the pillows he is propped against. His eyes look up to the baise/off white ceiling every hotel room seems to have, his breathing deep as his companion sits on his ankles between Andrew's spread legs. Andrew's breath hitches as he looks down; thin, artistic hands that are ripping open the button and zipper to his black dress slacks hurriedly.

"Jesse, Jesse," Andrew quietly says as a plea. They've both been quiet, ever since the awards earlier that evening and all the parties they had to attend afterwards hearing "better luck next year".

Jesse looks up at his with a raised eyebrow before tugging Andrew's slack down to his knees, pausing to remove Andrew's over-priced shoes. When they are off, Jesse pulls off the rest of Andrew's pants, leaving his boxers revealed. Jesse leans forward, a few inches away, breathing hot air on to the sensitive organ that lies beneath. He starts between Andrew's thighs (close to Andrew's balls) and moves upwards to the stretchy part of the material that barely hangs on to Andrew's sweaty hips. He repeats the motion three more times, slow and sweet, moving forward a little each time.

The way Jesse gives head should be considered artistic, Andrew thinks briefly as he watches Jesse slowly run his nose along the seam where his tented boxers meets his already half-hard erection, because everything Jesse does is genius and artistic. There was already a nice, wet spot of pre-come on his grey boxers and it seemed as if every time Jesse's pale nose ran over the head, it grew bigger. But every move was precise, perfect, and designed to make Andrew lose control to the curly-headed man.

Maybe Jesse was actually a trained torturer.

Jesse looks up at Andrew from under his eye-lashes, the beautiful, blue eyes at half mast, as if he had heard what Andrew was thinking. He gives Andrew a small smile (really, it is too sweet for the sinful things that mouth is performing) and licks his tongue over the wet spot his nose had been rubbing against.

Andrew bit his lower lip, trying not to make too much noise, as Jesse slowly licks at the material with little flicks of his tongue.

He doesn't want to break this small, quiet act between them.

The spot slowly grows damper from both spit and Andrew's precome until Jesse looks up at Andrew again, breaking the intense gaze he had been having with Andrew's cock, and tilts his head to the side. Andrew is confused for only a moment until Jesse opens his puffy mouth obscenely wide and sucks at Andrew through the material.

Andrew lets out a strangled gasp, more of a choked noise and bucks his hips forward. Jesse hums and Andrew can feel Jesse inhale from where he is pressed against Jesse's nose. The fact Jesse wants to inhale that musky scent most men have there is hot. It's sweet too, how much Jesse is trying to be good to Andrew, like he knows how disappointed he is that their movie didn't get all the awards it should have.

"Jesse, baby."

in which jesse gets off on andrew [2/5]

Jesse pulls his face away from the spot he had been sucking and blows against the damp patch, cause small goose bumps to appear over Andrew's arm and thighs. Jesse pulls back further, sitting back on his ankles again instead of being right there, making Andrew whine until Jesse raises Andre's thigh to press kisses against the gangly limb, slowly moving closer to the spot he had been occupying directly between Andrew's legs. Andrew felt himself relax a bit, knowing Jesse wasn't just winding him up and going (not that Jesse would ever do that. Too sweet, too-).

Andrew was jerked out his thoughts as Jesse blows hot air over his suddenly painful erection. Jesse sucks at the stain again momentarily before picking up Andrew's other thigh and kissing down that one. He kisses downwards, covering the long expanse of thigh with hot open mouthed kisses, and sucks at the erect organ below Andrew's ruined boxers.

Andrew whimpers and grasps at Jesse's curly hair (not wondering what it would be like to coat it with himself, to mark, Mark, no it's Jesse), tangling his fingers into the soft hair. He grinds upwards into Jesse's face, pleading for more than teasing touches with no words. Jesse looks unimpressed and turns his head to the side to nip at Andrew's sensitive thigh skin.

Andrew yelps and loosens his grip in Jesse's hair.

"Jesse, please? Please, please, please," Andrew pleads, trying not the buck into Jesse's face and give him a bloody nose or something ridiculous. "Baby, please. I need your mouth, I need you."
Jesse rubs soothing circles on to Andrew's thighs, on the spot he just bit before using his hands to rub at Andrew's hipbones, slowly sliding his index fingers under to waistband. He pulls the boxers down slowly, his nails occasionally catching on Andrew's skin.

When they were finally down, after all the maneuvering to get them off, Andrew watches as Jesse's face takes on a look of utter glee. God, Andrew thought as Jesse sat between his thighs, still clothed, I must have done something really good in a past life.

Jesse slowly slides his right hand down over Andrew's cock, lightly tracing with fingertips as his hand came back up. He then repeats the action with his left hand. Andrew watches as Jesse slowly kisses down Andrew's thigh again but this time instead of pulling away, Jesse kisses the tip of his cock. He presses soft, sweet kisses everywhere on the tip before pulling it into his mouth and sucking. Flicking his tongue around the place where his head meets his shaft, before pressing his tongue flat against his silt.

Jesse gave a hum of pleasure, closing his eyes at the taste before pulling off and blowing on to the tip.

Andrew gave a whine of want.

"Jesse, baby, please, oh god," Andrew clearly articulated before Jesse went back to sucking on the tip. Slowly, he worked his way to the half way point of Andrew's cock, his teeth careful and sparse.

He looked so pretty like this, Andrew thought while pushing Jesse's hair out of his eyes. Tasting every inch of Andrew like it was something to be savored, desired, wanted. Jesse looked up and his eyes fluttered rapidly, his breathing speeding up, the puffs of air going moist against his heated cock skin. Andrew groaned as Jesse slid his mouth down further, wet before pulling back and blowing against it.

Jesse didn't answer, but instead he leaned back down and licked the underside of Andrew's member, licking over the silt with a happy hum and working his way back down. He sucked in his cheeks, hollowing them in around Andrew's cock in a vice like grip. He moved up and down slowly, as if ignoring that fact Andrew was a whining mess belowinabovenear him.

"Jesse, Jesse, you have to stop teasing, it's not fair, stop teasing," Andrew whined. Jesse pulled back, an obscene pop in the empty air as Jesse releases Andrew's member.

"I'm not trying to tease," Jesse said, sounding coy and not totally meeting Andrew's eyes. "I'm just trying to make you feel good. Do you?"

"Do I...what?"

"Does me sucking your cock feel good?"

in which jesse gets off on andrew [3/5]

"No," Andrew said, adding on quickly before Jesse could get a hurt look on his face or panic,"it feel so fucking good. Better than when I fuck you even. Tighter, snugger, and so perfect, like you're trying to mold yourself to me."

Jesse squirmed, casting a look down at Andrew's member, and looking back up at Andrew's eyes. His hand clenched a few times and he swallowed, his cheeks flushed and he looked...proud?

"That good?"

"Better. Better. Please, please, please finish what you started," Andrew pleaded, running a hand through Jesse's hair, gently guiding him back towards his aching member. Jesse blew against the silt before engulfing part of Andrew's hard member down, the ridges of his top teeth brushing softly against the sensitive skin. He hollowed out his cheeks, staring up at Andrew again, batting his eyelashes in a way that could only be described as mocking.
Andrew faked a growl and tugged on one of Jesse's erratic curls.


Jesse hummed around Andrew's cock, pulling back and going forward again, taking in a little more of Andrew's cock into his mouth on each downward slide toward Andrew's pelvis. He started slow though, painfully, increasing his speed when Andrew would let endearments and pleads and whines drop out of his lips like pants.

Jesse pulled back at one point, a little too far, and instead of going into Jesse's warm cavern, Andrew's cock glided against Jesse's cheek, spreading pre-come and spittle where it touched. Andrew groaned and tilted his head back for the first time since Jesse's mouth had made contact with his lower anatomy.

"Jesse, you said you would stop teasing, you said so. You're too eager," Andrew said, squirming. Jesse blinked, running his nails down Andrew thighs, and carefully wrapped his lips around the head of Andrew's member. Jesse wrapped one hand around the base and licked across the silt, more of a flick of the tongue with no substance.

Andrew shifted, trying to stretch out his legs that were starting to tense from being on edge for so long. Jesse lifted one leg and put it on the other side of Andrew's leg, straddling it. Andrew could make out the bulge pushing against his shin, could feel how Jesse propelled himself minutely when trying to suck him.
Andrew lifted his leg, pressing against the bulge, which made Jesse inhale deeply around him. He jerked his head and instead of being against thinly disguised teeth, he was pressed against the slick side of Jesse's inner cheek.

"Shush, shush," Andrew said, rubbing his fingers against the part of Jesse's cheek that poked out with...him. It was surreal, looking at how he was touching himself but at the same time...he wasn't.

Jesse stared at him, his face becoming red. "It's okay. You need to feel good too baby. Does it feel good?"

Andrew raised his leg again, slowly rubbing it against Jesse, and smiled the whimper that vibrated against him. He pulled his fingers away, stroking Jesse's cheek before fully pulling away. He watched as Jesse pulled his mouth away and squirmed against his leg, trying to be comfortable (or just grinding, Andrew couldn't tell). Jesse's nails dug into his upper thigh, making Andrew gasp.

"Does it feel good baby, huh," Andrew said, tracing a finger up what little of Jesse's thigh he could reach."Tell me."

"Andrew, " Jesse whined. "It feels good. It feels really, really good. I am so hard right now, god I'm hard from you. You, you, you. Fuuuuck."

Jesse drew out the last syllable as Andrew pressed firmer against Jesse's needy area.

"Can you suck me Jesse? Please baby? I want to come and watch you get off. Please? I want to watch your face twist up and your jaw drop with my fingers wrapped around you. I want...you."

in which jesse gets off on andrew [4/4]

Jesse looked at Andrew meeting his eyes, some curls sweated to his forehead, before bending down again to suck and lick at Andrew's cock. He sucked and rolled Andrew's balls between his long fingers before finally Andrew felt himself fully sheathed into the hot, tight mouth. Jesse relaxed his throat and swallowed, making Andrew throw his head back against the pillow.

"Oh my god, Jesse, Jesse," Andrew repeated on a mantra as Jesse repeated the action twice more before pulling back for air.
Jesse ignored Andrew's cock though on his way back down, instead laying himself on Andrew's leg and scooted up to breathe on his balls. He licked one, then the other, wrapping his hand clumsily around Andrew in his eagerness. He stroked upwards and downward twice before nosing behind Andrew's balls to the sensitive area behind them and he licked it slowly as he stroked even barely darting his tongue over Andrew's ass ring.

But by that point, Andrew was gone. His eyes were clenched as tight as the hands that fisted the hotel sheets. Jesse's name spilled off his lips much like he spilled on to Jesse's hand. He saw white, went through le petite mort , and he was so relaxed afterwards he almost forgot to get Jesse off until Jesse sat up and rolled his hips against his leg.

He shakily sat up, pulling Jesse up towards him, kissing him messily as him and Jesse's hand (his come soaked hand) fought to get inside of Jesse's underwear first. Their fingers intertwined as Andrew roughly jerked him once, twice, three, four, five times. Jesse's whole body shook, panting and tattooing Andrew's name into Andrew's neck.

Andrew rubbed a hand soothingly on Jesse's back as the other's shivers slowed down, slowly lowering them both to the mattress. Jesse's skin reflected golden from the cheap quality lights on the sweat that he had.

"Thank you so much baby," Andrew mumbled into Jesse's hair. Jesse hummed happily into Andrew's neck and mumbled.

"Not a problem 'drew," his voice slightly slurred as he started to drift into sleep. "Love you so much 'drew."

Andrew felt his heart flutter. They may not have gotten Best Picture or walked away with a wheelbarrow full of trophies but Andrew felt so lucky at that moment, it didn't even matter. He could have a hundred trophies but it would be nothing compared to having Jesse lying here in his arms, their heart beats slowly starting to line up.

"Love you too."

And then he slept, dreaming of curly hair, cats, and warm, shy smiles.

sorry i miscounted. last part, i swear.

Re: in which jesse gets off on andrew [4/4]


Re: in which jesse gets off on andrew [4/4]

Oh, you are too sweet. I tried...

Liquor, Liquor Lips [1/2]

A/N: You will probably find me in the gutters alongside my dignity. Please be gentle, this is the first time I'm even venturing to write outright, explicit porn. Basically, this will be just shameless PWP with no plot whatsoever. So, um, here goes?

Disclaimer: None of this is real. Zip, zilch, nada. Also, the title's from Marina and the Diamonds, Bubblegum Bitch.

Andrew stares at Jesse's curly head, bowed over his lap (Jesus fucking Christ), with something akin to amusement and incredulity. He digs his nails into one of the pillows strewn over the couch as Jesse makes quick work with his zipper. The sound it makes is near deafening in the silence, as is his labored breathing. He swears he sees Jesse flash him a coy smile in the dim light, but it's gone as soon as it had appeared.

"J-Jess, love, what are you-" His words fade off into a strangled groan, the air punched right out of him as Jesse's lips close over his clothed cock. He throws his head back, swallowing back a few colorful profanities. It's warm and wet, his lips a tight suction over the leaking head of Andrew's cock. Jesse gives his straining erection a few more (absolutely decadent) licks before pulling back, much to Andrew's distress.

Andrew rolls his head to the side, peering down at Jesse. He feels feverish, his skin flushed and damp with sweat. They haven't even done much yet, and he's already dizzy with want. He runs a hand through Jesse's hair, the pad of his thumb sliding slowly over the side of his face. "I-I, don't, why. Why'd you stop?" Andrew slurs, still a little breathless.

Jesse tugs at his pants, fingers quivering with impatience. "Get them off. I-"

"Yeah, yeah. Okay."

It takes a few minutes for them to work his pants and his boxers off, and they both manage to do it with minimal casualties. For an embarrassing moment though, Andrew nearly pokes Jesse's eye out with one of knees. He tries to apologize, but Jesse waves him off.

Re: Liquor, Liquor Lips [1/2]

homg yesss more \o/