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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
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Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

Eduardo/Mark, Veela!Mark

One day Mark wakes up and his veela powers manifest, and the entire Facebook office wants to get in his pants.

Or harvard!era, whatever you want anon :D

Question for OP

Would you perfer it to be like BOOM! Mark wakes up up and people are banging down his down/ wanting to bang him or would you be happy with like a slow to realize "Oh, I make people attracted to me. Nbd" kind of thing? And then Eduardo comes for something and is like "lol, stop touching my woman guise. Marky-kins, we're leaving".

Cadillac Need Space to Roam (1/4?)

The thing is, Mark is a late bloomer. In more ways than one, but the problem isn't his belated interest in romantic relationships so much as his genealogy kicking in later than expected.

There's a common misconception perpetuated by fantasy novels that veela are French in origin. It's also assumed that they are so beautiful that everyone will fall at their feet in adoration. It's not, strictly speaking, that simple. For one, it usually helps to be someone's type even without the veela influence. For another, it takes time to turn the power on and off, and it's not some sort of switch that veela's can flip whenever they feel like it. It's more of an attitude. A veela is their most attractive to the subject of their attentions when they are flirting just right with someone who could be potentially into them even without the power.

It's very hit or miss. And Mark's mom had given up on him getting his powers which was just fine with Mark.

Which is the most infuriating thing about the whole situation. Not only did Mark wake up in time for class for the first time in weeks and he'd been walking across the quad with everyone staring at him, and now Mark is doing his best to get Cameron Winklevoss to leave him alone, but of course the guy is attracted to someone talking back to him. Mark would shake him if he wasn't absolutely certain that touching Cameron would make things worse.

“Zuckerberg,” Cameron says, leaning forward so he's nearly leering over Mark, and then blinking down at Mark as if he's surprised by what he sees. He'd been about to accuse Mark of stealing the idea for HarvardConnection, Mark could tell by the tone of his voice when he'd yelled from across the hall. Now though, he has his head tipping slowly so he can stare down and into Mark's eyes. And he keeps leaning in closer. When his eyes flicker downward to stare at Mark's lips, that's when Mark has had enough.

He shoves at Cameron's chest hard and fast before ducking under Cameron's arm and racing for the door to the building. Mark might have slammed the door into a student's face in the rush to get out in the open. He hears the door slamming open again behind him, someone shouts and Mark can't help but wince. It would have hurt to get a door to the face even with Mark throwing it, but a hulking crew guy like Cameron throwing a door into your face? Mark shakes his head and then tries not to trip over his flip-flops and fall flat on his face.

Mainly, he's worried about falling flat on his face and suddenly having a Winklevoss draped over him and rutting against him. For all of the air of a gentleman Cameron tries to uphold, he is chasing Mark past the science building.

Mark dodges in through a side door at the last minute and doesn't stop running until he's skidded into a lecture hall. The professor looks up and over his glasses at Mark for a moment before looking back at his notes. The hall is fairly empty and most of the students turn back to the professor without much fuss. So Mark takes a seat at the back where he's not going to have to talk or touch anyone and he waits out the lecture. When the class finally gets out, Mark sits up from his slump and pulls his hands and his cellphone from the pouch-pocket on his hoodie. It's past noon, hopefully everyone is at lunch or on their way to getting lunch. Pulling his backpack up higher on his back, Mark waits out the rest of the classes departure and then heads for the door.

Mark doesn't see Cameron at any point so he figures he's lost him, for now, and it's safe to make his way back to Kirkland. If he's lucky he can lock himself in his room with his laptop and the last of the redbull and either wait out his veela powers. If he's lucky they'll turn off and never turn back on again.


whoever you are, oh mysterious anon, you are my hero!!

Re: Cadillac Need Space to Roam (1/4?)

Hee <3

Cadillac Need Space to Roam (2a/4?)

Dustin must be taking a break from coding when Mark gets back because he's sitting in front of their TV with a controller in his lap and he's in the middle of shouting, “die motherfucker!” as Mark announces his entrance by throwing the door shut so it slams against the frame. Dustin looks over his shoulder, mouth opening around a mouthful of something orange and chewed up to shout some sort of greeting, but he falters and Mark can tell the exact moment his stupid whatever that his veela-genes are giving off start working on Dustin.

It's actually a little surprising, the way that Dustin's back goes straight when his eyes catch on Mark, and he's gives Mark the once-over, more than once. His gaze lingers in places that make Mark want to wrap himself in a blanket because he feels like his whole body is flushing. Mark bites his lip to keep from pointing out that Dustin's focused gaze doesn't help Dustin's claims of heterosexuality.

By the time Dustin's mouth drops open (either in shock or with the intent to say something cheesy – god forbid it be a pick-up line) Mark has already already going into his room, head ducked down and slamming the door to his bedroom because it's not enough to take out his frustration on just one door.

A moment later there's what sounds like a scuffle and a crash; Dustin is probably scrambling free from the cables of the Xbox. Then there's a knock on the door to Mark's bedroom. From now until the day he dies Mark is going to be grateful that he's locked the door and he doesn't have to see Dustin's face when he says, “Hey, Mark. Whatcha doin'?

“Go away Dustin,” Mark yells.

He throws a flip-flop at the door when Dustin just keeps knocking and calling his name.

And Mark thinks there's probably a lesson here. He should be thinking about the way his mom and Randi had stared at him, aghast, at Thanksgiving when the whole story about Facemash had come up after the kitchen had been cleaned and everyone else had retired to the living room.

His mom had just sighed and said his name plaintively, the way she would when he was a kid and she would have to pick him up from detention because he had talked back to another teacher. But Randi, who had her veela genes kick in two years earlier than usual and had been beside Mark in detention for a whole other reason, she had called him an asshole before ignoring him for the rest of the holiday. But Mark's skin is crawling, and he already wants to bury himself in his blankets even without the weight of his stupid, drunken blogging weighing on him.

Mark gets his laptop and his headphones from his desk, booting it up while Dustin makes some sort of sound from the other side of the door that could be a whinge but Mark has no intention of finding out. He plugs his headphones in, turn his music up so he can hear it clearly with the headphones sitting in his lap and then sets the laptop on the floor. Mark puts his headphones on and then pulls the blankets over his head. He's not even in the mood to code for thefacebook for the first time in weeks and that is definitely the reason that his stomach is roiling.


Mark wakes back up to more knocking. His computer battery died sometime during his nap, but at least whoever is knocking now is doing it in a more polite manner.

“Mark? Dustin has something he wants to say to you,” Chris says, voice clearly concerned, but soft.

Mark pushes his headphones to down around his neck and then reaches down to unplug them from his laptop. With a blanket wrapped around his shoulders and his hair a mess from bedhead, Mark makes his way to the door, opening it just enough to glare out at Chris' face.

Re: Cadillac Need Space to Roam (2a/4?)

I really hope you can update soon, anon, because I need more of this so badly I could cry. It's SO PERFECT so far. <3

Re: Cadillac Need Space to Roam (2a/4?)

Whoever you are, you are the BEST. This is great. <3

Re: Cadillac Need Space to Roam (2a/4?)

ahhh, omg this is amazing!

Cadillac Need Space to Roam (2b/4?)

“What?” Mark asks, he shrugs the blanket up higher around his shoulders and pushes the door open wider when Chris starts glaring back at him, eyebrows scrunching together like they always do when he's concerned and moments from lecturing Mark.

“Dustin wants to apologize for earlier, if you would just come out here,” Chris says, voice even and speaking slowly. Mark doesn't want to, he definitely doesn't want to know if Dustin had gotten even more ridiculous after he had drowned him out, but Chris already has his fingers wrapped around the side of the door so Mark has to choose between opening the door more or slamming it on Chris' fingers.

Mark runs a hand through his bedhead as he shuffles out of into the living room, actually going around Chris instead of shoving into him, or shoulder checking him like he would normally do. Usually Chris gets out of his way, anticipating it like the ninja Dustin accuses him of being. But Mark is already feeling like the entire world is going to be shifted by his stupid genealogy, and where he normally hates touching people, this makes things worse. Chris and Dustin and Eduardo have been special exceptions because they forced their ways into his life, but now -

“Where is he?” Mark asks as turns back to look at Chris. He's a lot closer than Mark thought he was a moment ago. Mark frowns and watches a deep pink take over Chris' cheeks. He looks the same way when he's drunk; his freckles disappearing under the pink of embarrassment, and Mark shakes his head and then turns back around. Mark's feet get caught in the blanket as he tries to walk toward the kitchen area. He trips and then rights himself immediately, pulling the ends of the blanket up and throwing one end over his shoulder.

There's a hand on his elbow, trying to help right him a moment too late, and when Mark turns around to make a face at Chris for being such a dork (and he had anticipated Chris telling him to shut up, he was being nice and a friend. Or a gentleman, if Dustin or Eduardo was there to interject), but his lips get preoccupied. Because Chris darts in and press a quick kiss to Mark's lips. Chris' eyes are closed and his lips are warm, and Mark makes an unintentional sound when Chris leans in against him so his lips are putting pressure on his own. He could count every single one of the freckles on Chris' cheeks if he had the time, but Chris pulls back as quickly as he moved in.

Chris' blush comes back with a vengeance and Mark is trying to make a sound with his mouth working wordlessly while Chris back pedals nearly to the opposite side of the room. Mark let's loose an indignant sound at the same time Chris' mouth falls open in shock.

Oh god,” Chris breathes. Mark makes another whining high-pitch, and wholly unintentional sound as Chris starts pulling at his hair.

“OH.MY.GOD,” Chris shrieks, before pivoting to hide his face against the front door.

Mark hauls his blanket up from where it was slipping down his lax arms and holds it tight around himself. Chris is murmuring a litany of apologies into the wood of the door and they come across as mumbles to Mark who has managed to get his mouth closed so he can frown at Chris' back.

“I didn't mean to do that,” Chris says, quiet and full of regrets as he turns back around to lean heavily against the door. He sags against it, his face and throat completely pink now and Mark scrunches his nose and opens his mouth to say something. Only to be interrupted by Dustin emerging from his and Chris' bedroom.

“Oh Mark,” Dustin says. Mark looks at him, and watches his eyes go wide and his cheeks go as red as his hair. Mark darts looks between the two of them. Dustin standing in one doorway and Chris blocking the way out of the dorm and Mark scowls at the twisting of his stomach. He feels trapped and he hates it, watching Dustin twiddle his thumbs as he toes the floor. And they are both staring at Mark with a mix of shock, embarrassment, and, well Mark thinks it's lust, but he'll give them the benefit of labeling it “interest.”

Mark grumbles, “I'm going back in my room,” carrying his blankets and kicking the door shut behind him just in case it's not clear that he wants to be left alone.

Re: Cadillac Need Space to Roam (2b/4?)

oh, mark. xD

Re: Cadillac Need Space to Roam (2b/4?)

More? :)

Re: Cadillac Need Space to Roam (2b/4?)

crying inside at the fact that this seems to be abandoned

it's so perfect

like it takes the whole "veela" idea and points out its issues UGH

Re: Cadillac Need Space to Roam (2b/4?)


dustin and chris of all people checking mark out and CHRIS, who is usually the sensible one swooping in to kiss him before he even realizes what he's doing and then promptly freaking the hell out afterwards. speechless highpitched mark. ohgod i'm dying. wardo is going to freak. this is the bestttt.

Re: Cadillac Need Space to Roam (2b/4?)

hoping against hope that this might be updated sometime soon, dear anon? <3