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The Social Network: the kink meme!

It's Complicated: But sexy!

Mark Zuckerberg
The Sarcastic Kitty oresteia wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ Please do not repost prompts from earlier rounds
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.

Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.


"hop on a plane, come back and see me. i promise i won't be such a brat."

Mini Fill (1/2)

(No Subject)
Today, 5:46 PM

From: “Mark Zuckerberg” {themark@fbo.com}
To: “Wardo” {elsaverin@gmail.com}

hop on a plane, come back and see me. i promise i won't be such a brat.

(No Subject)
Today, 5:48 PM

From: “Mark Zuckerberg” {themark@fbo.com}
To: “Wardo” {elsaverin@gmail.com}

pardon my grammar, i meant: hop on a plane, come back, and see me. because i don’t want you to just comebackandseeme. i want you to come back and see me.

(No Subject)
Today, 6:14 PM

From: “Mark Zuckerberg” {themark@fbo.com}
To: “Wardo” {elsaverin@gmail.com}

i am going to assume you’re at a very important business dinner because you check your email twelve times an hour, which means, statistically, you have read my messages.

RE: (No Subject)
Today, 2:26 AM

From: “E. Saverin” {elsaverin@gmail.com}
To: “M. Z.” {themark@fbo.com}

Only children can be brats, Mark. You aren’t a child. Go to bed.

RE: (No Subject)
Today, 6:28 PM

From: “Mark Zuckerberg” {themark@fbo.com}
To: “Wardo” {elsaverin@gmail.com}

you don’t think i’m a brat?

RE: (No Subject)
Today, 2:38 AM

From: “E. Saverin” {elsaverin@gmail.com}
To: “M. Z.” {themark@fbo.com}

No I don’t.

I think you’re condescending, selfish, cold-hearted, sneaky, and deceitful. I think you didn’t want me for anything more than the money and led me on hard to believe I was actually a part of it just so you could use me. I think you named me CFO just to humor and that you had no intention of ever letting me in.

That’s what I think of you, Mark. Go to bed.

RE: (No Subject)
Today, 6:45 PM

From: “Mark Zuckerberg” {themark@fbo.com}<
To: “Wardo” {elsaverin@gmail.com}

wow. tell me how you really feel, saverin. and, seriously, my initials are what i’m listed by in your contacts?

alright, listen
Today, 6:57 PM

From: “Mark Zuckerberg” {themark@fbo.com}
To: “Wardo” {elsaverin@gmail.com}

i get it. you probably think i don’t and are insulted i could claim such a thing but i honestly do.

we had a relationship, wardo. a strong, complicated relationship. you accepted that i was an antisocial computer nerd that wouldn’t listen to half the things you said and i accepted that the world would have to laugh at me for somehow managing to have you as a best friend. (did you know they laughed? you probably did, you know everything).

our friendship was unconventional but we both accepted the terms to make it our own type of normal.

that said, i can’t believe you would ever think i let my actions intentionally hurt you. i never listened to you ramble about your stupid econ homework and i never listened to you when you told me to go to bed (still don’t) and i never listened to you talk about the phoenix. but i listened when you came to me about your dad, about your stress and worries over your classes, and whenever you truly, truly needed me to.

i didn’t become friends with you just so i could hurt you in the end and i didn’t ask you to be part of the company just to access your bank account. all of what you said during the case, it killed me that you believe/believed all that.

RE: alright, listen
Today, 3:03 AM

From: “E. Saverin” {elsaverin@gmail.com}
To: “M. Z.” {themark@fbo.com}

Wow. Tell me how you really feel, Mark. And while you’re at it, tell me one reason why I should believe all of what you say.

Mini Fill (2/2)

i can’t believe you haven’t figured it out yet
Today, 7:04 PM

From: “Mark Zuckerberg” {themark@fbo.com}
To: “Wardo” {elsaverin@gmail.com}

because i love you.

Re: Mini Fill (2/2)

so sweet, anon, i <3 u!

Re: Mini Fill (2/2)

i <3 you, too!

Re: Mini Fill (2/2)

Ow, my heart. ):

The sad thing is, if I were Eduardo, that wouldn't make it any better. That would make it even worse. Besides, if not to hurt him then Mark must have failed to tell Eduardo about the dilution at least after he signed the contract, why, because he didn't consider Eduardo important enough to waste time on his emotions and the inevitable fallout of his actions? What does that say about the worth of Mark's love. (This is not a criticism, this is me pointing out what still needs to be addressed. You know, in the continuation.)

Re: Mini Fill (2/2)

i know, there was a lot more topics that i could've strayed into and/or resolved. i just had a quick idea and wrote it out.

i was thinking about doing another part (i really enjoyed the challenges of email-only communication) but i'm on a sort of filling-spree >.> and working on two prompts atm. i'm definitely considering it though. thanks for commenting :)


AUTHOR!ANON. YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL. seriously, you took a silly song lyric and made it into something emotional and heart-wrenching and soul-shattering. thank you so much for filling. <3

Re: OP

so happy you liked it XD it was so short and i just thought textonly!fic.