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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.

Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

[rpf]: andrew/jesse, size kink

jesse hadn't thought andrew could be any more perfect than he already was.

andrew's huge cock definitely proves him wrong.

fill: after glow (1/2)

sorry for any awkward tense-changes; i'm half-high and sleepy as fuck. warnings for abuse of the comma, and the use of the word 'slutty', in a completely sex-positive way. also, i was going to go to bed, was hit by this - atrocity, and stayed up for like four extra hours; so thank you, anon, for ruining my sleep schedule/hope this is worth it (i could have and still might at a later time write a hundred more pages of this 'verse, seriously/did i even really hit the prompt omg/why am i not anoning) ;) title from foals


Andrew is pretty perfect, Jesse is almost sure, the second he meets him. He's tall and tan with a godlike facial bone structure. And, he has a silky voice that drops down to a velvety purr during sex, he learns afterward. His accent could make anyone's knees quiver; and the things he says, Jesus, he could charm a person into his bed in three words flat, probably.

Not to mention, as Jesse gets to know him, he finds Andrew to be brilliant and witty and clever, too. He's confident - but not cocky - a hard worker, and for some odd reason, eerily chipper most hours of most days. He makes up for what Jesse lacks in almost every department.

He prays that the further their relationship develops, he will find a flaw in this seemingly flawless creature.


And then they fuck for the first time, and Jesse sees his cock, and, he's now sure, no doubt in his blown-away and speechless mind, that Andrew is utterly perfect, an incarnation of a God.


It is easily, he thinks afterward, basking in the glow of being stretched and stimulated beyond his limits, probably the biggest he's ever had. Soft, Andrew's probably still bigger than at least half the guys Jesse'd taken before, hard.


It actually surprises him that he hadn't noticed before, in all the times he'd been in semi-close contact with Andrew's dick before they'd started sleeping together.

Obviously, he's seen the bulges in the sweatpants Andrew wears lounging around the apartment on their downtime, and he's seen Andrew half-hard with morningwood on mornings he doesn't jerk off or lay in bed for a while before coming out of his bedroom, still with very little clothing clung to his lower half.

And, there had been the one time where Jesse'd sat half-on his lap through an entire film on one of their stay-in-with-friends-and-co-workers nights.

In hindsight, what he'd initially thought, at that time, was just Andrew's jeans bunched awkwardly in his lap under Jesse's backside, must have been his enormous cock trying to make itself known.


He regrets not having noticed earlier; possibly, had he noticed, the painstaking levels of sexual tension surrounding them at all times could have been resolved much sooner - Jesse surely would have broken, desperately, at seeing and feeling and not being able to have; he would have, probably, ended up begging for it.

Which is a humiliating prospect to even think about, but it would have worked, would have gotten Andrew to bed him a lot sooner.


When he sees it, the first time, he gapes at it, where his fingers are clumsily failing to grasp at anything after he's shoved Andrew's - ridiculously tight, considering the situation - jeans mid-thigh and pulled it out above his boxer-briefs.

He is, for the first time in a very long time, completely stunned into speechlessness, mind devoid of any coherent thoughts.

He gapes, and then he, rather belatedly, gasps, a slight hitch in his already frantic breath, and then he moans wetly, salivating at the thought of it in his hands, his mouth, his ass. His head drops back against the wall Andrew's got him pinned against, and Andrew mouths at his neck, smirking.

Jesse's fingers, meanwhile, feel boneless where they scrabble at Andrew's chest and hips, feel worthless when he tries to grip Andrew's hard cock in his fist; he's over-excited, too much so, anxious, and the adrenaline pumping through his veins makes it increasingly difficult to properly find purchase on it, where it's sprung against Andrew's stomach.

fill: after glow (2a/2b)

fnajksdnkj fucking character limits, ugh, last part is 4363 fuck my entire liiiiiiiife


Just touching it with his fingertips, the only parts of his fingers that nerves haven't left shot to shit, makes sparks shoot up his spine, leaves his heart beating three times as fast at the idea that it, that this massive thing attached to Andrew's body, at some point that evening, will be in, on, or around various parts of his body.

It is intoxicating.


It is unfathomable, completely unbelievable, that it had even fit - regardless of the excessive amounts of lube, fingering, and rimming that had gone on before-hand.

It sends another thrill through him, remembering his ability to take it in its entirety during their first time, that he had derived an immeasurable amount of pleasure from it, from how it stretched him and filled him and rubbed against his prostate too much, too much, over-stimulating him to a point he thought he could never possibly survive beyond or recover from.


He's a little upset Andrew hadn't warned him ahead of time, told him to pick up a few massive dildos and play with them in ascending order until he could take him easily.


Pressed against the wall, his knees go a little weak, and his thighs spread a little of their own will. His mouth fills rapidly with saliva and his palms sweat; he wants to sink to his knees and test how well he's learned to suppress his gag reflex up until this point in time, wants to know how much of it he can fit down his throat before breathing becomes impossible.

He wants to see how much of his hand he can even fit around Andrew's girth - getting his fingers wrapped completely around it is simply out of the question.

He presses his fingers weakly against it, feels it throb against him, runs his hand along the length of it and contemplates how exactly he's going to stuff all of it into any part of his body.

Images flash in his mind of himself stretched open under Andrew, of his legs shaking around his waist and his body devastated by the intensity, one of his hands curled into a fist at his side, the other flexing in a tangle in the sheets.


What actually happens - after an obscenely sloppy blowjob that is more Jesse slobbering unattractively and drooling on his own chin in an attempt to wrap his lips around Andrew's dick in a manner that would not end with a broken jaw or lips cracked at the corners - is that Jesse ends up on his hands and knees on the bed.

Or rather, after a couple of painstakingly slow, tentative, shallow, thrusts: face-down, ass-up, biting into various pillows and clenching painfully around the totally welcomed intrusion.

It's sort of humiliating, his ass completely on display, his face hidden amongst a cluster of bedsheets and duvets.

Not that he much minds his face being hidden; the idea of Andrew being allowed to see him in such a state, embarrassingly desperate, slutty for it, his face making unholy expressions in an increased state of arousal, is disturbing at the very least.

Andrew keeps a hand wrapped in his curls, tries to tug him back up onto his hands no less than three times before giving in and fucking down into him, and Jesse is too boneless to even care to make an attempt at a position that requires the use of his limbs.

Regardless, after being teased relentlessly for what feels like hours, he comes untouched, Andrew buried balls-deep inside of him, scraping the tip of his cock against his prostate repeatedly, because Andrew, that fucker, wants to destroy him forever.


fill: after glow (2b/2b)


"You have ruined--" he says, after, panting, flushed, overheated, and thoroughly debauched, "--other men for me." He breathes heavily for a few minutes, waits until he's under some semblance of control before he begins speaking again. "Never again will anyone ever- Jesus, fuck. Never again will anyone ever fuck me the way you have just fucked me."

And he thinks, maybe he should have left that last bit unsaid; Andrew will never let him live that down - will, after that, forever tease him about other men's inadequacies compared to his own sexual prowess.

"Well, good," Andrew replies, breathless and grinning, "because I wasn't exactly planning on letting anyone else fuck you ever again."

He sighs, happily, touches his stomach where there's a mess of come and sweat, and trails down to touch himself where he's sore and raw and abused. "How soon do you think you can get it up again?"

Re: fill: after glow (2b/2b)

wow!!!! very, very HOT

Re: fill: after glow (2b/2b)


Its so hoooooot thank you for writingXDDD

Re: fill: after glow (2b/2b)

you write the best porn LET ME LOVE YOU
i might. um. be the anon. who ruined your sleep schedule. and i have no regrets.
if you were to write a hundred more pages of this.
i would certainly not object
/fans self

Re: fill: after glow (2b/2b)

asdfdlkfgdfmg;dfm;gdf. dyingggg. *fans self from the hot* \o/

Re: fill: after glow (2b/2b)

Far out - awesomely hot and sweet!

Thanks for writing and sharing <3

Re: fill: after glow (2b/2b)

*throws up hands*
I give up.
I try to leave this fandom and then I found stuff like this.
Thank you for writing what is possibly one of the hottest piece of porn in the whole kink meme. Thank youuuu.

Re: fill: after glow (2b/2b)

whaaat!! i don't even usually read RPF, but this is smokin!! mmm hung andrew. hellooooooo.