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It's Complicated: But sexy!

Mark Zuckerberg
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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.


Post-deposition and reconciliation, Mark, Eduardo, Dustin, and Chris have a weekly/monthly poker game (because Dustin got drunk and watched too much late night cable), only they don't bet money. What would be the point? So they bet favors, bets, etc—wingman duties, no red vines for a week, etc.

And then, one night, Mark bets his V card.

Eduardo wins the hand.

if you don't mind ; 1/3

I don't actually know how poker works. I apologize for that. Also, this is stupidly sappy, but I hope you like it anyway, OP!

Disclaimer: These are not my characters or the real people.

In a shocking turn of events, the idea was initially Dustin's.

He'd been complaining for a long while about his insomnia leading to watching too much bad TV late at night, and one day he'd burst into work, into Mark's office (and, seriously, what the fuck, don't people realize he has work to do?) and demanded they start a poker game.

Mark had refused.

Chris and Eduardo had both given in, and so Mark relented, grumbling the whole way.

And it's sort of - fun, he supposes. If you like things like that.


"I bet my duties as a slave to whomever wins," Dustin says, grinning around at all of them.

They don't bet money. What would be the point? They tried that, initially, but they're all obscenely rich and money loses its value, after a while. (Or something.)

Instead, it's favors, duties. Dustin suggested strip poker but a slightly pink Eduardo had vetoed that nearly instantly.

They play the game and Chris wins, choosing Dustin (again, in a shocking turn of events, Mark thinks, rolling his eyes). His eyes slide to Wardo, smiling at the both of them, and wonders what he'd have made Eduardo do.

(Eduardo, panting above him -

"Mark, Mark, please."

He could make Eduardo beg.

He closes his eyes, shaking his head. He's known he's gay for a good while now, or something, but he's never actually gone all the way with a guy.

He looks around, considering.

With a smirk on his face that he can't manage to keep fully intact, he says, "I bet - my virginity," and it comes out less sure than he'd hoped.

Dustin's staring at him. "What?"

"Well, I mean - I've had sex with girls but - not a guy, and - I don't know, I figure this is a better way to get rid of it than - than a club, or something." He trips over his words and stares down at his feet, swallowing. "And I trust you."

And perhaps it's something to do with the fact that he does find all of them appealing, at least a bit. He - fuck, he loves them all, in the least sappy way he can say that.

Mark swallows, and can't keep his eyes off of Wardo as he says, "So, yes. There's that." He looks up. "Is that - all right?"

He hears a low, breathed out Fuck and knows it's Wardo; for a moment, he entertains the possibility that Wardo wants to be the one as much as Mark wants him to.

They play.

Mark forces himself to breathe.

if you don't mind ; 2/3

Mark's hands are shaking throughout the game; he's out first and is content to sit and watch them, screaming Wardo, Wardo, Wardo in his head.

(He'd be all right with any of them but if Wardo wins, he can pretend for however long that it's more than a bet, that he can have Wardo other than that night, that Wardo wants him as much as Mark does.

He can pretend, and he's never been so content with a falsehood as he is right now.


Wardo wins.


Mark stares at him, eyes wide, and Chris and Dustin clear out, snickering. Mark's sure they exchange goodbyes, but he can't keep his eyes off of Wardo, can't stop thinking -

He's going to be inside of me soon. He's going to fuck me.

Wardo's staring back, looking nervous, and Mark swallows.

"You don't - if you don't want to -" he says, and he hates himself for saying it but he'd never forgive himself if Wardo did this against his will.

There's a half-smirk on Wardo's face and then Mark's being pushed back, against the ground. "You're an idiot," he hears, breathed out soft, and then he's being kissed, properly.

Mark lets out a sigh, holding onto Wardo's shoulders, pulling him close, nails digging in. "Wardo," he gets out, leaning up to suck at his neck.

"Fuck," and they've been kissing only a few minutes but Wardo's eyes are almost black, and he's panting. "Come on," and he holds out a hand, standing up.

Mark stares at him.

Wardo groans. "I'm not fucking you on the ground."

Mark breathes. "I wouldn't care," but he stands up, kissing Wardo again as soon as he can, pushing him into Mark's room. "Wardo," he sighs, and hears a soft whimper that he's not entirely sure the owner of.

Wardo pushes him down on the bed, then, pulling Mark's shirt off almost carefully, and he's kissing Mark's chest, slowly, covering every bit of skin.

"Please," Mark sighs, because he wants to get it over with, almost - but Wardo looks up at him, quirks an eyebrow, and Mark swallows. "Never mind."

Wardo sits up, pulls his own shirt off, and sucks at Mark's nipple, bites it softly, until Mark tilts his hips up, head back.

His hands are exploring Wardo's back, memorizing, and his eyes are shut, biting his lip.

He hears his button popped and feels the zipper sliding down. Wardo pulls off his jeans and there's a heart-stopping moment where he just waits.

"Mark," he whispers, and Mark almost believes that this is something more than a won bet. "Mark, I can't believe -"

But he won't let him finish that sentence, can think of a thousand ways that Wardo can break his heart if he continues, and so he opens his eyes, stares down at him. "Please," and he's begging for Wardo to let this fantasy to go on, to not break the illusion just yet.

Wardo's eyes go soft, and he nods. "Okay."

The fingering is - strange. Mark's done this before but it's different, Wardo's fingers, different and infinitely better than he thought it could be.

if you don't mind ; 3/3

In no time at all Wardo's got him writhing, biting down on his lip hard, whimpering softly.

"Are you ready?" Wardo asks, whispers, sucking a bruise into Mark's neck, and he can only nod, close his eyes.

And then -

"Look at me," he hears, whisper-soft, and he opens his eyes just as Wardo starts to push in.

It's - it hurts, but not as much as Mark thought it would; he supposes that, waiting this long, it can't be as bad as if he were younger.

"More," he manages to sigh out, tilting his hips up again, but Wardo holds him down, looking pained.

"Mark," he hisses through his teeth, "just - give me a minute."

And Mark doesn't want to think about what that might mean, so he stills, staring at him.

Finally, finally, he begins to move, and it's more than fucking but not really making love either, Mark thinks; it's everything he thought it might be, because this is Wardo, and just before he comes they lock eyes and Mark leans up, kisses him hard.

He comes without being touched, and Wardo looks shocked by that; with only a few more thrusts Mark can feel him coming, too, and wishes for a moment that he wasn't wearing a condom, that Mark could feel him.

But those are thoughts for people in relationships; and so he relaxes against the sheets, eyes shut, fully expecting him to leave.

"Mark," he hears, and then he feels a kiss on his neck, before the bed shifts and Wardo's getting up.

"Bye," he mumbles into his pillow, too soft to be heard, and he rolls over, onto his stomach, trying to will himself to go to sleep.

He's not expecting the bed to sink again, the washcloth that wipes him clean. He's not expecting Wardo's smile, pressed against the back of his neck.

"Thank you," Mark says, because he feels like he should, because Wardo looked at him as though he was special, and then - "I'm glad it was you."

Wardo smiles again, kisses the back of his neck, curls close. "You are, now? I'm glad, too."

Mark swallows, and he wants to ask Wardo to stay with him, to never leave, please, but he's out before he can do that.


He wakes up the next morning, and he's alone.

He swallows back bitterness, sitting up, rubbing at his eyes. He bet sex and he got sex, he tells himself, he shouldn't be asking for anything else.

And he isn't - he wasn't expecting anything more than what he got.

He just - hoped, is all.

Hope is futile, though, and so he stands up, brushes his teeth, pads downstairs to drown himself in a cup of coffee until he can breathe again.

Wardo's there.

He looks up, wide-eyed.

Wardo's there, leaning against the island, smiling at him. There's coffee being made, a cup already in Wardo's hand, and he walks forward, kissing Mark.

"The way I see it," he starts, "is that the sex was fantastic. Yes?"

Mark swallows, and nods.

Wardo smiles, but Mark can see the nerves behind it, and - if he wants only sex, if he wants a friends with benefits relationship, Mark will give that. He'll give Wardo whatever part of him he asks for.

"And I like you," Wardo says, trailing a hand down Mark's cheek. "I - I'd just really like if you were - if we were to - I mean, if you wouldn't mind -" He cuts himself off, still looking nervous.

"Date?" Mark asks, feeling nervous but needing to know, to be sure.

Wardo nods.

A stupidly sappy smile makes its way across Mark's face, and he nods, quick, pulling Wardo down for another kiss. "Please," he whispers against Wardo's mouth. He thinks, don't leave, but he doesn't think he needs to say it out loud.

(He doesn't.)

Re: if you don't mind ; 3/3

This, OH GOD, it's PERFECT.

I love Mark's thought process here. Post-deps Mark is my faaaaavorite.

I love his nervousness about betting his V-Card but that he'd trust any one of them to take it. Naturally, I also love that he's wanting Wardo to (so hardcore OTP am I, you've no idea).

I LOVE Wardo's reaction to his bet and his 'you're an idiot' kiss and the miscommunication (OH BOYS, IDIOTS YOU BOTH ARE) and the sex was HNNNGH and the morning, oh my god, it was GORGEOUS with coffee and kisses and daaaaating.


Re: if you don't mind ; 3/3

ahha, they are idiots, aren't they? but it all worked out in the end (because i'm really quite a sap).

thank you so much!

Re: if you don't mind ; 3/3

omg i loved this.