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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




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Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

Andrew/Jesse or Eduardo/Mark - Kemonomimi

I just really need them with adorable ears and tails, and maybe with additional (but completely involuntary) animal traits. Like nesting! (The thought of Andrew/Eduardo/Jesse stealing pillows/shirts from everyone is adorable, while Mark doing the same while glaring at anyone that mentions it is hilarious.) Purring! Being territorial! Marking! Curling up on laps!

I don't mind who is what, but I love the idea of one of them being a fox, though. Give me mini-fills, long-fic! Anything to sate my craving, please?

Re: Andrew/Jesse or Eduardo/Mark - Kemonomimi

Gosh, I think I want to do this...do you want both of them being animals or just one?

Because I can see only a very disgruntled cat eared!Mark and a normal Wardo. For Jesse and Andrew, I can see them squabbling because Andrew is a floppy, squirming puppy and Jesse it a very prissy, hides under the bed cat.


Ahhhh, whatever makes you happiest to write! I'm absolutely fine with anything as long as the adorable factor is there. I am squirming with glee with both of your ideas already!

That One Mini-Fill With The Ears and Tail [1/2]

a/n: I apologize for my failure. This is normal!Wardo/Kemonomimi!Mark. I shoved a lot in here and I hope OP likes.
Extra: I tried my best with the whole “nesting” (what mother cats do when preparing for kittens that involve searching for soft, wonderful things to give birth near. It also takes place in low-lying places)concept but since Mark is a female, I treated him more pining than attempting to have babes. Because I don’t need the angst of Eduardo explaining to kitty!Mark he can’t have babes.
Extra II: I didn’t mention it but the reason that Eduardo got accepted into The Phoenix is because he is “natural”. There is segregation and prejudice against those with animal like traits in (my version of ) this AU.

Eduardo always knew Mark was off, even back at Harvard; it was hard to miss the two ears atop his head and the tail that protruded from his backside that usually flicked with agitation at the world. The ears were cute; don’t get Eduardo wrong. They were a light brown with a dark brown zigzagged pattern that his tail followed was some slim and other bands that were an inch wide. But Eduardo grew up being told that he didn’t have ears, he was special, his family was pure, and don’t ever marry one of those “half-breeds”.

You could be friends, yes, but you couldn’t date them. You could loan them money, carefully, but you couldn’t hold their hand (although Eduardo had messed up on this front). Eduardo knew this but that didn’t stop him from smiling at some of the things that Mark did or reacted to something that Eduardo or Dustin (the sneakiness coming from his red-orange eared ancestor) did.

Like how Mark had to shell out lots of money to buy headphones because Eduardo had learned that he could get Mark’s attention during a coding binge by dropping heavy objects onto the hardwood floor. Mark would spring up out of the chair nearly spitting at Eduardo and it would take him at least ten minutes to be calm enough to start coding again.

Sometimes, Dustin used to hide the tuna in the dorm when it was raining outside, Mark would “accidentally” rip up an essay that Dustin had left out because Mark refused to step foot outside and get wet. Or a sweater that was on the couch. Or anything that Dustin cherished until he gave in and produced said cans of tuna. Dustin claimed he was the same way now but Eduardo had yet to see it, so he pretended that Mark had matured.

Mark could purr, Eduardo had discovered after the Deposition That Shall Not Be Named (as Dustin affectionately called it). Mark had leaned his head against Eduardo’s thigh at a gaming night at Dustin’s and as Eduardo ran his hand through the soft (but slightly oily) hair, Mark had looked embarrassed as the sound left his throat. He squirmed to get away, his tail twitching as Eduardo spoke soothingly to him in Portuguese telling him how cute it was. Mark relaxed after a while before starting to doze off in a cat nap (no pun intended), his purring vibrating against Eduardo’s thigh.

But this, Eduardo thought, had to be one of the strangest things that Mark had ever done as he observed the bed from the doorway. He had been gone for a week, having to do business in Florida with his father’s lawyer since his father wouldn’t even look at him since he started dating “that abomination”. He was tired but he couldn’t lie down because Mark seemed be missing, except that Eduardo saw a foot sticking out from under the bed they shared.



“Yeah,” Eduardo said, looking amused before he heard a thump and a hiss of pain before Mark came out from under the bed. “You okay?”

“Yeah, yeah, just err…leave the room for a minute,” Mark said, looking embarrassed. Or guilty. It still took Eduardo a few seconds to differentiate between the two. Eduardo raised an eyebrow at Mark who stood still but his tail twitched erratically, too sharp for even the normal weirdness that Mark was.

“Any reason why?”


“Any reason you were under the bed? Did you catch another mouse?”

Re: That One Mini-Fill With The Ears and Tail [2/2]

“That was once Eduardo, once! It wouldn’t shut up and it squeaked and-”

“You wanted to be rewarded for giving it to someone? I’m still a bit scared for stepping on it the morning after. “


“Did it still have to be attached to the mouse trap though? Really? Wait, wait, off topic. Why were you under the bed,” Eduardo asked, trying to look serious. It hadn’t rained here so there were no thunder storms, there wasn’t a mouse, so why had Mark been under the bed?

Mark stayed quiet, looking at everywhere else in the room but Eduardo. He even looked at the dusty baseboards that they had yet to clean in the six years since Mark had bought the house. Eduardo sighed, walking over to Mark, bringing him in for a hug. He rubbed a hand soothingly up and down Mark’s back, making him relax.

“So what’s under the bed?”

“…nothing. Got bored so I thought I would clean,” Mark said, his spine stiffening and Eduardo saw the tips of his ears light up briefly red. Eduardo raised an eyebrow before releasing Mark to go over to the bed. He crouched down next the bed, ducking under to see what Mark was hiding under the bed, ignoring his curses and how he sat on Eduardo’s back trying to distract him.

It was dark under there, making it hard to see anything so he reached out and his hand made a connection with something soft…silky. When he pulled it out, Eduardo stared at his own tie, a red one with a gold design towards the bottom of the tie. He tried to turn and stare but could only uncomfortably look over his shoulder at Mark, who had paused, he ears flicking forwards and backwards rapidly a few times.

“Er, why was my tie down there?”

Mark didn’t say anything and Eduardo reached under the bed again, this time coming away with the baby blanket him Mae had made for him a long time ago. It was worn in some places, but warm. Warm like someone had just used it as a pillow.


More silence.

“Mark? Mark, I’m talking to you.”

Eduardo reached under there again and this time pulled out his own Harvard sweater. He stared at it before trying to get up. Mark slid off him and mumbled about going to do some work but Eduardo snagged his wrist before Mark got far. Eduardo now noticed how a pair of his sweatpants now sported a hole so Mark’s tail could peek out; he could tell by the way the bottoms bagged around Mark’s feet.

“Mark? Did...did you miss me?”

“What gave you that impression. It was going to be cleaned up by tomorrow,” Mark said, looking down and to the side, not meeting Eduardo’s face, tail still not calm. “I mean…never mind.”

Eduardo stared at Mark for a minute before tilting his face up.

“What did we talk about?”

“A lot of stuff.”

“Mark, communicate. It’s not healthy to keep everything bottled inside.”

“…I…,” Mark started before attempting to suffocate himself with Eduardo chest. His body was stiff and hard against Eduardo’s front. Eduardo pushed him away by the shoulders.

“Mark…do you do this every time I leave? Don’t say anything just nod or frown,” Eduardo asked, rewarded minutes later after feeling Mark work his lip against his chest. Mark nodded his head up and down jerkily, his ears brushing against Eduardo’s chin.

Eduardo smiled, stoking his hand back up and down Mark’s back soothingly for a few minutes.

“Want to lay down. You look like you haven’t slept,” Eduardo questioned a few minutes later, noticing how relaxed Mark’s posture was now. Mark nodded against Eduardo’s chest before climbing on to the bed, snagging the sweater before he slipped on to the bed. Eduardo climbed on to the bed, wrapping an arm around Mark’s waist while the other settled in Mark’s hair, below Mark’s ears to rub at them.

Yeah, Mark was a little off but Eduardo could live with that, lying in the sun with Mark’s quiet purrs filling the air and his eyes closing for nap.

Re: That One Mini-Fill With The Ears and Tail [2/2]

Awwww, that was cute! <3

Re: That One Mini-Fill With The Ears and Tail [2/2]

Ack, thank you.


THIS IS ADORABLE AND EVERYTHING I'VE EVER NEEDED. I had to re-read every paragraph at least twice. The PURRING, oh gosh. I was cooing at this point. Mark is so cute it hurts. And the nesting because he misses Eduardo is... ;A; It makes me so sad and happy at the same time. XD All the cuddling was greatly appreciated.

Thank you so much! It was everything I wanted and more. <3

Re: OP

The amount of flushing I am doing.
Thank you so much for your too kind woooooords.

Re: That One Mini-Fill With The Ears and Tail [2/2]

ok, it's weird, but I really find it adorable xD

Re: That One Mini-Fill With The Ears and Tail [2/2]

Thank you!
Awkward question is awkward (and I hope this doesn't com off as defensive) but which part was weird? Was it the prompt/basis for it or was it my writing? If it was my writing, what would you recommend I do to improve this piece?
I hope that doesn't sound catty, but I'm always looking to improve. :)

Edited at 2012-01-29 12:26 am (UTC)

Re: That One Mini-Fill With The Ears and Tail [2/2]

oh no, no darling, it was a little bit the basis :)
But in a "oh my god, mark-cat is adorable, but wtf it's also strange, but whatever, I'm enjoying it the same".

I'm not a native speaker and sometime my comment aren't really accurate :(

Re: That One Mini-Fill With The Ears and Tail [2/2]





Re: That One Mini-Fill With The Ears and Tail [2/2]

this is too weirdly adorable. <3

Re: That One Mini-Fill With The Ears and Tail [2/2]

Haha, thank you so much.