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The Social Network: the kink meme!

It's Complicated: But sexy!

Mark Zuckerberg
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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ Please do not repost prompts from earlier rounds
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.

Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.


so we have tfln fics, right? how about wrongnumbertexts fics? :)

mini!Fill: It Is Not What It Looks Like (I Promise)

Disclaimer: This work is based on the characters as portrayed in the movie The Social Network, not real people. And, obviously, I’m not making any money from this.

It Is Not What It Looks Like (I Promise)

“Mark, are you listening?”

“Uh, huh.”

Mark,” Eduardo insists, this time getting himself off Mark’s bed. He sits on the edge of Mark’s desks and stares expectantly until Mark has to turn his face and look at him. “I think we should talk about this.”

“There’s nothing to talk about, Wardo. You’re coming home with me for Spring Break. No big deal.”

“Yeah, but what about your parents? Do they know that you and I are- uh, I mean, that we, you know-”

“If what you’re trying to ask me is whether or not my parents know that I like sucking cock, then the answer is no.”

“Jesus, Mark!”

“What, I do like it.”

“I know.”

Mark smirks.

“Of course you do.”

“Oh, god.”

“So, that’s that. Now, I really need to work on this.”

“But, Mark—”

“Wardo, I really, really want you to fuck me before we leave tomorrow because, knowing you, you’ll probably have some ridiculous issue with having sex in parents’ house. So, I want to finish now in order to do that.”

Eduardo gapes at him.

Then gapes some more, his mouth opening and closing.

“I… Oh, god you’re gonna be the death of me, I hope you realize that,” Eduardo finally says, and Mark knows he’s won this one. “My room?” Eduardo asks, already grabbing his bag.



Mark gets his coding done by eleven, and true to his word, he throws some condoms and lube into his backpack before heading to Eduardo’s room.

He doesn’t spend the night because he still needs to pack but on his way back to his room, Mark thinks maybe Eduardo had a point when he said they should talk about it. Because. Well, because Mark hasn’t exactly come out and it would be awkward, trying to go through the whole thing with Eduardo there.

It is very late, and Mark’s brain is still a little dead after Eduardo fucked the lights out of him when he settles for sending a text.

He types a quick, If my family asks just say you’re my “roommate”. I can’t deal with this coming out shit right now.

Mark half expects Eduardo to answer immediately but before he can think twice about it, Mark’s already at his own door, ready to fall face-first on his bed.

It isn’t until the following morning that Mark thinks something might be wrong. That perhaps he hurt Eduardo’s feelings or whatever because there still isn’t a text from him.

Flipping his phone open, Mark searches for his the text he send (to make sure he wasn’t being offensive on purpose) when, to his horror, Mark realizes why exactly it is that there’s no answer from Eduardo.

He’s already typing another text, Dustin stole my phone, I swear. He’s such an— when the phone buzzes in Mark’s hand.

Ok so would you like me to pretend I didn’t see that? And continue pretending not to know what I’ve always known since you were 5? Mark’s mom texts him.

Mark’s first reaction is to roll his eyes. Of course his mom would be all high and mighty about this. She’s probably laughing right now. At Mark.

Then, Mark thinks this could’ve been so, so much worse.

Well, that wasn’t supposed to happen, Mark texts her back. No point in denying it now.

Her response comes a minute after, Can’t wait to meet your “roommate” xoxoxo

Maybe Mark should’ve denied it. He can still do it, right? No, no he can’t. His mom knows. Oh, god, she’s going to be insufferable. She’s going to smother Eduardo, he knows. He can see it already.

Mark’s mom hasn’t done much yet but she will. Which is why Mark feels compelled to text, Omg mom stop

She won’t. Mark knows.

Re: mini!Fill: It Is Not What It Looks Like (I Promise)

really cute!

Re: mini!Fill: It Is Not What It Looks Like (I Promise)

omg this was delightful! thank you so much for filling my prompt <3333

Re: mini!Fill: It Is Not What It Looks Like (I Promise)

xD well, now I would love to read the "meet the parents" bit :p