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It's Complicated: But sexy!

Mark Zuckerberg
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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
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NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.

Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

eduardo/mark; mark is sherlock and john's kid. idk.

so errrr, idk how this works but lets just pretend! maybe mark grew up in the us because his dad had enemies, or maybe when he went to harvard he changed his name for safety reasons. the rest of the kirkland suite never met his parents and he was always pretty evasive. but he has a great relationship with his parents, and his uncle, the british government.

and facebook happens, and the deposition happens too, mark becomes a millionaire, and john is disappointed in his son for what he did, but sherlock kind of understands, sees that mark hurting eduardo was better in the long run, just like pretending to be dead no matter how it hurt john was better for all of them in the long run (maybe mark was a kid during reichenbach and he remembers a little, how his father was gone for a bit). idk. hopefully this prompt is workable? and happy ending pleaassseeee.

Re: eduardo/mark; mark is sherlock and john's kid. idk.

ugh, I in no way have the time or motivation to write this, but I totally have ideas.

Like, maybe Mark is John's kid and his mom was American, and he has her last name because he lived in America with her until she passed away when he was young, and then he stayed with his aunt and uncle and cousins in New York while John was deployed. And then when John comes back to England, Mark moves in with him and then SHERLOCK and then later Reichenbach and a kind of confusing, sad three years in which maybe around nine year old Mark went to grammar school and never knew quite how to talk about his family when people asked. And then the RETURN! And maybe in high school, he goes to boarding school in America for his last two years of school? Just so that he doesn't sound totally British? So, like, he'd have family in America which the suite mates would have met, and the right last name but also be John and Sherlock's kid.

Somehow I think he and Mycroft would get along super well. And it would annoy Sherlock to no end.

Ugh. I may write a mini-mini-mini-fill.

super mini-fill

Mark looks like his mother and carries her last name, wears her Star of David pendent around his neck and her family in his heart (because it does exist, no matter what people say).

Mark has John's eyes, but turned sharper and icier. (His lack of fashion-sense as well, George says, and John always has to restrain himself from saying the single-mindedness comes from somewhere as well, as he's sure that will only backfire.)

Mark's rapid hands, wild curls, devastating mind, his very nature and the sharp jut of his cheekbones could all be Sherlock's, save for the genetic impossibility of it.

Sometimes John thinks of all the people who raised Mark, his bright, impossible boy, Sherlock is really the one who made all the difference.

There are days that makes him endlessly pleased and days it makes him despair.


"How come we've never met your parents, anyway?" Dustin asks, swiping a cookie from the tin Mark's just been mailed.

Mark shrugs. "They're busy people."

"But we see your aunt and uncle and cousins all the time," Dustin says around the cookie (biscuit, dear, and chew with your mouth closed, a voice in Mark's mind says, vaguely reprimanding, largely affection, all Mrs. Hudson).

"Randi does go to school here too," Mark says. "It's not like my parents are that close by anyway. And certainly wouldn't introduce them to someone as uncouth you."

Dustin gives an exaggerated pout but drops the subject, which was the whole point anyway.

"Mark Zuckerberg," Chris laughs, "such a mystery. Who uses the word uncouth anymore?"


Mycroft (he's never Uncle Mycroft, the same way Sherlock is never Father, or, god forbid, Dad) feels obligated to visit at least once a semester, and take him for tea.

"If the mountain won't come to Muhammad," Mycroft says delicately, a mild accusation in his voice.

Oddly, Mycroft is still able to make Mark feel guilty or at least uncomfortable, even though Mark knows him.

"It's not that I don't want to visit home. It's just more normal this way," Mark says, scuffing a shoe against the floor. "And you always said I should draw as little attention as possible."

"Yes," Mycroft remarks archly, "I see exactly how inconspicuous you're making yourself. That was quite the, ah, incident, you created."

"I apologized," Mark says sullenly. He'd had enough to deal with already, with Dad's anger and disappointment and Sherlock's look of Judgement and Molly's frown, heaped on top the dirty looks every girl on campus seemed to shoot him.

"Hmmm," Mycroft humms. He sips his tea. "And I am glad of it."


Aaaaaand that's all I got right now. I hope someone fills this for you for real some day.

Re: super mini-fill

Not the OP but I love this , hope you get time to write some more

Re: super mini-fill

*thumb up* liked!!!

Re: super mini-fill

Hee! This made me happy.