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The Social Network: the kink meme!

It's Complicated: But sexy!


Mark Zuckerberg
The Sarcastic Kitty oresteia wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...

THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


ASK THE MODS * FAQ * DISCUSSION * RESEARCH * FILL LIST * PART ONE * PART ONE (OVERFLOW) * PART TWO * PART TWO (OVERFLOW) * PART THREE * PART THREE (OVERFLOW) * PART FOUR * PART FIVE * PART SIX * PART SEVEN * PART EIGHT


GENERAL RULES;

IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.



♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))
♥ WARN FOR COMMON TRIGGERS, PLEASE




FORMAT OF PROMPTS:

♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ Please do not repost prompts from earlier rounds
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.

FILLS:

♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.





Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.

Kitty





[ARCHIVING]
[DELICIOUS]
[UNFILLED REQUESTS]
[FILLED REQUESTS]
[FLAT VIEW]



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

NEW RULE;

PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE 'FILL' RULES. THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE. thank you.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.
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Mark/Eduardo

(Anonymous)
For valentines day, Mark buys Eduardo 55 gallons of lube.

Fifty Five Gallons of Lube, Fifty Five Gallons of Lube, Take One Down, Throw it At Mark

a/n: So, this is what I did instead of my essay today. I mean, I worked on it a little, but the crack was calling to me. This is tame.

“Mark…Mark…Mark,” Eduardo shouts, storming through the Facebook offices, echoing a scene that happened only ten years earlier. He face was flushed, his eyes were narrowed in on the glass surrounded office that housed his boyfriend.

“He’s wired in,” his blonde assistant said, chirped really, from her desk either not paying attention to Eduardo’s rage or just plain stupid. Eduardo sincerely hoped it was the first one as he pushed open the door that blocked his way from his loving boyfriend. She followed him, worrying her lower lip.

Mark looked up then, at first smiling, then slowly frowning.

Eduardo pulled out a small, plastic container from his pocket, the liquid inside clear, and chucked it towards Mark. Mark ducked successful, but the cheap plastic container made contact with the one solid wall. One exploded, some of the slippery liquid splattering at Mark’s back.

“Still wired in now asshole? What the fuck were you thinking?”

“Wardo I-“

“Fifty. Five. Fucking. Gallons.”

“I really don’t see why you’re mad. You’re always complaining about chaffing and-,” Mark started before another one of the containers was aimed at him head.

“Did you have to send all of it to my work?”

“…what?”

“Do you know how embarrassing it was trying to explain to the VP that, no, I wasn’t a sex addict, my boyfriend is just ridiculously slow? What was wrong with doing something sexy like tucking some into my suit pockets or shoving it into couch cushions? Or why buy lube? Just send me flowers like the rest of the people in the office received Mark. Jesus Christ!”

“I thought I sent them to the house,” Mark deadpanned, his neck flushing as the ideas that Eduardo planted in his head took root and expanded.

“No, no you didn’t you asshole,” Eduardo bit back as the blonde assistant cleared her throat.

“I..uh…that wasn’t Mark. It was his idea, yes, but I might have mixed up the addresses. Because normally when he sends you things, I just copy and paste your work address. It was a busy day, the site was crashing, and I had to finish the order form,” the assistant said, her voice growing more and more quiet as the two men turned to stare at her. Eduardo looked fairly peeved while Mark was smirking behind his back.

He loved being right.

But not nearly as much as the idea of what him and Eduardo could do with fifty five gallons of lube.

Re: Fifty Five Gallons of Lube, Fifty Five Gallons of Lube, Take One Down, Throw it At Mark

hahahahaha
this actually makes me laugh so hard

Re: Fifty Five Gallons of Lube, Fifty Five Gallons of Lube, Take One Down, Throw it At Mark

I'm glad to please?
:)

Re: Fifty Five Gallons of Lube, Fifty Five Gallons of Lube, Take One Down, Throw it At Mark

ahaha, ohgod, this is priceless.

Re: Fifty Five Gallons of Lube, Fifty Five Gallons of Lube, Take One Down, Throw it At Mark

Why thank you~!