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It's Complicated: But sexy!

Mark Zuckerberg
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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
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♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


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♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.

Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

Eduardo/Mark, Chris/Dustin, any other pairings

I want a fandom AU.

I know something like it was prompted on the first part of this meme right at the beginning but it seems like every fandom is getting one. We need one! Please?

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Chris/Dustin, any other pairings

What does this mean?

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Chris/Dustin, any other pairings

Where Mark etc are really in fandom - be it fanfic writers, fanartists. Whatever. I just want something like, Mark ending up on fandom_wank all the time and Eduardo being a ficwriter. Dustin is the ridiculous fandom weirdo and Chris does awesome meta. IDK i would just love to see it.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Chris/Dustin, any other pairings

Fic where they are in fandom. Like this one: http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/9100.html?thread=43462796#t43462796 or this one: http://longsufferingly.livejournal.com/96032.html

Quotes About Backstabbing and Ex-Friends [FILL: Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin, OT4]

Quotes About Backstabbing and Ex-Friends


Dustin Moskovitz
                                                                                                             15:31 (2 hours ago) to me
from: Dustin Moskovitz dusty.tin@gmail.com to: Mark <mzuck@gmail.com>
date: {insert date} 15:31
subject: dskaljdsjakl
mailed-by: gmail.com


Yet another person thinks I am a flailing girl with ribbons in my hair.

WHAT DO I DO. Help me, Obi-Mark Kenobi. You are my only hope!



Your friend-in-need-of-lovin',


Mark stared at the email sceptically. There was not enough money in the universe that would reward him for replying to it. Ever since the time Dustin “defended” Mark during one of his not-so-better times in the wonderful world of fandom, he had sent a flurry of emails that Mark spent most of his time warding off. Mark was aware that he was pretty close to epitomising the view certain people held about boys in general with reference to computing. There were pizza boxes, red vine packets and red bull cans littering the desk and he didn’t even want to turn around to see what sort of mess his room was in – his mother was long past the point of getting him to clean and his father often claimed it wasn’t worth his life to step inside. Despite the fact that “general with reference to computers” more often than not translated into “playing World of Warcraft”, Mark was content. He had a little nest for when he was wired in, writing or spreading wank or whatever else it was the anons claimed he did in his spare time. (He did play World of Warcraft but it wasn’t as though he didn’t know when to stop. One time he had marathoned Without a Trace and played the game at the same time, only realising he’d been doing so for ten hours straight when his mother threatened to knock the door down if he didn’t at least pee in the next century.) Fandom had an unfortunate way of consuming most of his time and solidifying the idea in his family’s minds that he was a complete shut-in but he was still content that there, he knew what he was doing.

It was all a lie of course. Nobody navigating fandom really knew what they were doing.

He closed the email and stared at his desktop – a picture of the oval office – and grinned. There was nothing better than visualising your goal when you were aiming for something.

Quotes About Backstabbing and Ex-Friends [FILL: Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin, OT4] 1b/?

Not that Mark had a wish to be President or anything. He was just determined to make the best of his time in fandom and nobody could say – despite the fact that most of them liked to – that Mark was a lot like the president. A lot of the time it was some butt hurt anon on the meme, but the point still stood.

If Mark were to contemplate being President in a less scornful manner, well, there was only Beast and the picture of his sisters on the desk around to see it. Sometimes the picture of his sisters became his actual sisters but they were more amused by his general lack of social interaction than any notion of him being President of fandom. When he looked over at Beast, he found the dog lounging on his bed, legs in the air and tongue lolling out of his mouth. He was the most ridiculous creature in the world but he was also the only entity on the planet who would put up with Mark for any considerable length of time. Except for his internet friends. Then again, they were merely “friends” and they could log off whenever talking to Mark became, “too much of a chore.” He was pretty sure Allbright or whatever she was calling herself these days was over her brief period of hatred towards Mark but she had coined the term. Despite the fact that she now took to defending him intelligently from the sidelines in the anon meme sometimes, you could never be sure with some people.

dustin: MARK
   I know you’re just ignoring me because you are the WORST
   I know you read my email
Sent at 17:00 on Thursday
me: what
Sent at 17:33 on Thursday
dustin: MARK
   OMG. Someone called me a girl. I could not believe it
me: i can
dustin: That is because you are the WORST friend I have ever had
me: im probably the only friend youve ever had
dustin: TERRIBLE. A terrible, terrible friend.

Mark fought the smile that was fighting its way onto his face because he was not amused by Dustin. Dustin was the worst friend and, despite meaning well, he always managed to make the fights Mark inevitably got into on-line one hundred percent worse. Still. At least he wasn’t as stupid and irritating as the Winklevii twins.

dustin: OKAY. Fine. We can talk about something else. Like the FIC I am writing.
me: who is it this time
dustin: Your lack of punctuation disturbs me. You are LAZY mark. HOWEVER. I will overlook this brief disturbing period of
annoyance and avoidance that you seem to be having and describe in GREAT DETAIL my long and amazing fic detailing John and
Sarah’s amazing romance.
me: yay het
dustin: Don’t think I can’t see you rolling your eyes, sir. THEY ARE IN LOVE AND THEY WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER.
me: sure dustin. I have to go to dinner. brb.

Mark snorted despite himself and shut the lid of his laptop. Stretching out the kinks of his body, he swivelled in his chair and stared impassively at Beast. “Come on.”

When Beast made no move to leave his clearly uncomfortable position, Mark swept him off the bed and into his arms. Stupid dog. Stepping out onto the landing, he almost ran smack into Arielle as she passed.

“Oh my god, are you actually coming out of your room?” Arielle tried to peer over his shoulder but Mark pulled the door shut with his free hand and glared at her. It didn’t really make a difference. He was sure all of his sisters had been immune to the power of his glare for their entire lives. “Where are your pretend sim friends?”

“They’re all eating dinner and batting at the plumbob above their heads,” Mark deadpanned. Arielle sniffed indignantly but then grinned. Mark rolled his eyes. “Mom’s probably got dinner on the table.”

“Of course she has,” Arielle said, scooting ahead of Mark and taking the stairs two at a time.

Mark took them at a more sedate pace and stared down at Beast. “They’re real.”

Quotes About Backstabbing and Ex-Friends [FILL: Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin, OT4] 1c/?

Beast looked up at him with stupid brown eyes and then licked lazily at Mark’s hand. Mark sighed and dumped him at the bottom of the stairs, letting him walk the rest of the way. If he wasn’t going to be any help, he could make his own way into the kitchen.His family were already at the table when he slipped into the dining room and took his place. Randi glared at him over the top of her glass but his father just raised his eyebrows.

“It surfaces.”

Mark just grunted, attacking his dinner like it would crawl off the plate and run away if he didn’t eat it fast enough. He ignored the disgusted noises Arielle and Randi made, revelled in the amused giggle Donna couldn’t stifle and let his mother chastise him from across the table. “Really, Mark. I do wish you wouldn’t spend all of your time in that room.”

“Mom,” Mark complained. He swallowed first. He wasn’t completely disgusting about things like this. He just liked annoying his sisters. “I have friends.”

Trying to explain fandom to his family was like trying to explain C++ code to a sports major. Specifically, one who knew nothing about code. The analogy stood up against scrutiny. The point was that there would be nothing more humiliating than trying to explain fic and fanart and meta and all things fandom to people who weren’t in it. They just couldn’t understand anything about it period. Not that Mark was inclined to try. He’d leave that to Dustin and Allbright and the people who wore flowers in their hair and spent their time at conventions hanging around in dark corners and gushing over Daniel Radcliffe’s eyes.

His mother let out a loud sigh but she turned back to her dinner. Mark finished his dinner in peace, letting his parents tug his sisters into conversations that he really wasn’t interesting in. Answering Dustin’s email no longer seemed like the abject torture it had half an hour ago. Not that he would ever make the mistake of telling Dustin to his online-face and despite the fact that Dustin seemed to have a sixth sense about things like that.

me: what way
   I don’t know. I just felt like it needed to be said.
me: right
dustin: don’t pretend talking to me is a chore
me: you have no idea
dustin: D:
dustin is offline. Messages you send will be delivered when dustin comes online.

Quotes About Backstabbing and Ex-Friends [FILL: Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin, OT4] 2a/?


a shark in prada (pradacollection) wrote,
2011-02-15 18:50:00

Current location: hickory
Current mood: sceptical
Entry tags: actor: andrew scott, fandom: sherlock, flist: maskofwitz, site: tumblr

a companion’s words of persuasion are effective

I have been trying to avoid speaking to maskofwitz for a while because he seems to be under the impression that I am easy to navigate into new fandoms. I am sorry to say that I’m just not that kind of girl, D.

However. I have been looking into this new “Sherlock” craze that seems to be sweeping both LJ and apparently tumblr. I still refuse to get one of those but if Ceelee keeps on at me like she has been, I can see myself caving any day now. The graphics alone are enough to make someone cream their pants, especially when they have a face as pretty as Benedict Cumberbatch. (Although I would just like to profess a love for Andrew Scott here as well. I saw him in Design for Living and it was amaaaaaaaazing). So. If I can just hold out for a while, and get swept up again in the Inception Big Bang, I have a slim hope that I can avoid the post-season fever that seems to be sweeping the Sherlock fandom right now.

Hope for me.

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2011-05-26 18:52 (local) (link)

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2011-05-26 18:56 pm (local) (link)
I know I said I wasn’t talking to you but you should really stop acting like I’ve physically wounded you.

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2011-05-26 18:58 pm (local) (link)
YOU HAVE. YOU HAVE. This hurts like the time Mark told me the Jurassic Park fandom was old and decrepit :(

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2011-05-26 19:02 pm (local) (link)
A) Who is Mark?
B) WTF. You’re still in the Jurassic Park fandom?
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2011-05-26 19:05 pm (local) (link)
DON’T BE THAT PERSON, CHRIS. AND OMG. I need to introduce you to Mark!

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2011-05-26 18:59 pm (local) (link)
LOL. You’re going to get sucked in. It CONSUMES EVERYONE.

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2011-05-28 03:12 am (local) (link)
DUDE. Tell me you’re not gunna be shipping the dudes again.

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{{coding is screwed up on the other parts of this so i have to edit them. rest of part two will be posted tomorrow!}}

Re: Quotes About Backstabbing and Ex-Friends [FILL: Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin, OT4] 2a/?


Re: Quotes About Backstabbing and Ex-Friends [FILL: Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin, OT4] 2a/?

I am in love already.

Re: Quotes About Backstabbing and Ex-Friends [FILL: Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin, OT4] 2a/?

omg this must be such a pain to format, but this fic is awesome, dude! thank you for writing this and i can't wait to read more. :)

Re: Quotes About Backstabbing and Ex-Friends [FILL: Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin, OT4] 2a/?

o m g this so so good ilu

Re: Quotes About Backstabbing and Ex-Friends [FILL: Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin, OT4] 2a/?

you and me, let's get married now. \o/

Quotes About Backstabbing and Ex-Friends [FILL: Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin, OT4] 3a/?


not a victoria secret (theorangesock) wrote,
2011-05-27 09:46:00

Current location: bedford
Current mood: accomplished
Entry tags: suck it zuckit

to make it a habit
Yet another successful mission saving zuckonit from himself.

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2011-05-27 12:10 (local) (link)
He’s not a bad guy.

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2011-05-27 12:22 (local) (link)
I don’t think so either

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2011-05-27 12:24 (local) (link)
… You don’t?

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2011-05-27 12:26 (local) (link)
Were you being sarcastic? No. I honestly don’t think he’s a bad person.

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2011-05-27 12:15 (local) (link)
You wouldn’t
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2011-05-27 12:28 (local) (link)
the guy is a dick. he doesn’t care who he hurts with his opinions. he needs to get out and get a life. i don’t know why you bother

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2011-05-27 12:34 (local) (link)
He’s only a dick because you insist on having the last word. People are entitled to opinions on the internet - you can’t police how they think or feel. If you have a problem with that ignore him. I can’t promise he’ll go away but you won’t have to suffer through his “dickery”, will you?

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2011-05-27 12:40 (local) (link)
Do you fancy him or something?

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2011-05-27 17:04 (local) (link)

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2011-05-27 15:06 (local) (link)

ALSO. You should totally go friends only because those bitches are all up in your FACE.

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2011-05-27 17:06 (local) (link)
I TRY ;_;

And miss out on using my lol.gif? :(

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Quotes About Backstabbing and Ex-Friends [FILL: Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin, OT4] 4a/?

a series of unfortunate conversations

eduardo: So sorry about that email :/
me: you keep apologising. you shouldnt.
eduardo: Sorry.
eduardo; I’m just being polite
me: oh
eduardo: Which I’m guessing you have problems with? ;)
me: yes
eduardo: Wow. I didn’t expect you to admit that quite so readily.
me: i’ve been reliably informed i have problems in that area
eduardo: Did you just half-quote Sherlock at me?
me: i’m finding it more and more impossible to say anything
   . without it being a quote
eduardo: This is true!
eduardo: So, ceobitch… what should I call you?
me: you don’t know my name?
eduardo: No? Should I? I don’t think it’s anywhere on your profile.
    Unless I’m being blind
me: no. i just assume people already know what it is.
eduardo: If you don’t want me to know it, it’s fine.
   . People don’t always want to give them
me; that’s not it.
   . it’s mark
eduardo: Mark. I like that. HI Mark :)
me; hi wardo
eduardo: Wardo. I like THAT
me: okay

Hi Mark :)
chris hughes                                                                      15:31 (3 days ago)
So Dustin said that I should contact you against my better judgement…

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chris hughes                                                                      16:43 (2 days ago)
That was very eloquent of you. I’m impressed despite myself, I think…

mark zuckerberg                                                                11:12 (1 day ago)
you expect too much of me.

eduardo seems nice