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It's Complicated: But sexy!

Mark Zuckerberg
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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.


I just want Eduardo calling Mark things like baby, babe, honey and other ridiculous pet names in public, and Mark getting flustered and annoyed but secretly enjoying it.

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I don't know what I'm doing

It's Dustin who notices at first because of course, it's always fucking Dustin.

And it's not like Mark isn't already used to them - he seriously doesn't think of it much now except to wince at some because Eduardo can be such a lovable asshole when he chooses to be (which is all the time, no matter how much he tries to hide it. Mark isn't the only asshole in this relationship. Pun intended, because Mark isn't someone demure.)

So when Eduardo says "babe, could you—" and Mark moves to get another spoon because Eduardo dropped his without, like, having Eduardo finish his request, the look on Dustin's face doesn't register at first.

Okay so they weren't really the type of people to have lunches that use actual spoons because they both subconsciously would like to have lesser cutlery involved in eating when they could escape it. But then Dustin was in town from his start up, and Eduardo was in the mood to make Mark cook something fancy (Eduardo is also a bossy asshole who gets a boner for really inane things like Mark with a spatula. So you know, whatever gets Eduardo's dick in Mark's orifice), their lunch with Dustin for the particular afternoon involved spoons.

Mark slides back on to the sofa (Mark's Fanciness Threshold stopped at spoon and never quite reached Eating On the Dining Table) with an extra spoon in his hand and glances up upon noticing that Dustin's mouth has fallen open and is now revealing that Dustin does, in fact, love Mark's cooking so much that he has forgotten how to chew. "What?" Mark barks out, thrusting the spoon at Eduardo's waiting hand.

Dustin remains quiet but his eyes are looking a little maniacal with glee.

Eduardo looks back and forth between them before shrugging and settling back in onto his bowl of Mark's masterpiece.

"What? Fuck you. I can get a spoon." Because what else would Dustin even be boggling at?

Mark is capable of domestication with his fucking boyfriend, okay? Mark is man enough to admit that, especially since he's in his fucking boxers and Eduardo is in his suit, sans coat and tie, because he just came back to have lunch with them and is planning on going back to his firm after. And whatever, Mark has seen Eduardo's toes so Mark takes that as a sign that they're basically living the life that Mark used to scoff at.

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Dustin finally closes his mouth except instead of making some inane comment about Mark's spoon-handling skills and Mark's frankly fantastic cooking (he came from a family that serves great food. Whatever.), Dustin just shakes his head and clamps his mouth shut like he's trying to keep himself from saying whatever bullshit he was about to say before completely giving up because of course, this is Dustin. He is the golden retriever that never was. "BABE!" Dustin bursts out. "BAAAAAABE!"

"What?" Because what? Mark doesn't get it.

Then he sees Wardo bury his face to his chest and oh. Oh.

"Fuck you," Mark snaps because he's a coherent bastard who can verbally eviscerate people. "Fuck you." he repeats, unless Dustin didn't hear it.

Dustin just bursts out laughing.

Mark transfers his glare at Eduardo who had stopped chortling and is now meeting Mark's glare dead on with an expression that says you love it.

Mark says, "I'm breaking up with you."

And Eduardo says, "sure" with the corner of his eyes showing the first signs of crow feet and the corner of his lips tilted upwards.

How fucking unfair is that? Mark thinks but instead he says "I hate you".

Eduardo just tilts his head to the side and replies "No, you don't."

And fuck that shit, if that's not the ultimate truth that once haunted Mark during the years of Not Talking.

Mark tries to school his face to his Mask of Cool Stoicism and he thinks he's pretty much succeeding so of course Dustin has to ruin everything and say "Awwwwwwwww, babe. Look at you blushing!"

And if someone else asks what happened to Mark's sofa, they're going to say that they needed to replace it because it clashed with the color scheme (congrats on their gay, really.).

No one is ever going to know about how Mark had reached over Eduardo's bowl and slapped it to where Dustin was sitting, effectively hitting the side of Dustin's face with the bowl and dumping all of Eduardo's food down Dustin's shirt and jeans and the sofa that Dustin had been sitting on.

Mark fucking loves that seat (Eduardo fucked him on it many times) but there is nothing more gratifying than punching Dustin's face with a bowl.

Edited at 2012-02-22 05:46 am (UTC)

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xDDDD I love the way they behave together, it's way too cute for words, and Dustin is hilarious, even if Mark is even better, with his capital letters thoughts ^^

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WHAT UP! no one has ever filled any of my prompts so fast and that makes you rad. this is amazing, omg. the "i'm breaking up with you"/"sure" exchange was the cutest. THANK YOU FOR FILLING THIS!

a man who can 2/idek?

Let's pretend I still know what's going on.

Sean Parker.

Mark used to think he would stop considering Sean Parker as proper nouns and just perpetually call him u dick in his head but really, Mark has had enough of intellectual property theft lawsuits so he doesn't say it out loud in case the girl from his class finds out in some way and tries to sue him for it (Mark thinks Sean's paranoia has rubbed off on him a little).

But even if they're basically what a sane, non-emotionally stunted human being would call friends, Mark never really got over the way he feels when Sean compliments him because Sean's compliments mean twice more than any other normal human being's compliment does.

He might be Sean Parker, Mark's version of U DICK, and yet he's also Sean fucking Parker who taught him the reigns and gave him a map on how to say FUCK YOU with the swagger of a billionaire who doesn't give a fuck.

So you know, of course Mark's stomach still does this stupid thing where it tries to punch itself inside out with glee in one of those moments when Sean actually gives him a genuine compliment (Mark knows him enough to sift through the bullshit now).

It's not like his giddiness shows in his face.

Heck, Mark's pretty sure his face doesn't know how to contort itself to properly show emotions except for the default da fuck are you saying and Mark likes it that way because it provides him maximum protection from people who tries to banter with him in conventions much like this one.

And yet as Sean is pulling him closer with an arm around his shoulders and his breath near Mark's face, Eduardo appears out of fucking nowhere.

"Mark? Baby?" Eduardo greets him, tone seemingly innocent and not at all Marking My Territory-ish.

Sean chokes on his champagne.

"Eduardo," Mark greets monotonously, although he's pretty sure Eduardo can tell that Mark's tone is chiding. Especially since when Eduardo last used baby, he had his lips wrapped around Mark's cock and Mark was, like, trying to harvest Eduardo's hair from his scalp or something equally mortifying if reviewed in a non-I'm-gonna-come eye.

Eduardo completely ignores whatever he picked up from Mark's voice and reaches down so he could put an arm around Mark's waist because Mark had underestimated how much of a neanderthal Eduardo becomes when within the vicinity of Sean.

So now Mark is basically in the middle of what could have been a really awkward threesome with Sean's arms around his shoulders and Eduardo's arms around his waist.

"Oh hello, Sean, didn't see you there!" Eduardo says coolly like his fingers weren't digging into Mark's side.

"Wardo! How nice of you to join us!" Sean recovers from his coughing and looks at Eduardo from head to toe, all the while completely disregarding the blaring warning signs that says LET GO OR DIE. "I was wondering when you would join us from where you were glowering from the bar. Isn't that right, Mark, baby?"

Mark feels like he's been dumped into a petri dish of Sean Parker related sexually transmitted diseases from the way Sean basically drawled out baby - and for a nanosecond, for one single nanosecond, Mark is thankful that Eduardo doesn't have the kind of voice that makes people want to punch infants.

Eduardo hisses.

Sean just wiggles his eyebrows.

a man who can 2.5/idek?

Mark tries to, like, wriggle away from between them. He really did.

Except Sean's hold on his shoulders sort of tightened to the point where Mark felt like his limbs were getting choked and Eduardo's fingers are basically leaving half-moon indentations on Mark's skin through his shirt.

Eduardo splutters. "Don't call him baby!"

Sean, the ultimate dipshit, says "what, so you can call him baby and I can't?"


"No one can call me baby!" Because this is getting ridiculous and it needs to get stated, even if saying it in what people consider as his Stern Voice meant that people are now trying to look like they are not watching them amusedly.

And it's not like Mark doesn't know that Eduardo considers Sean as his friend now, however begrudgingly - and that this thing they do around Mark is a routined ritual - Sean making Eduardo seethe and Eduardo becoming a possessive asshole. Playfully. Like a shark playing with another shark. - but still. No one can call him baby and get away with it.

Mark uses his fencing skills using his bones as makeshift backsword and disentangles himself from their octopus arms before huffing and glowering at them.

Sean and Eduardo share an amused glance which Mark basically took as a sign that they do this to fuck with him as much as they do it to fuck with the other.

"Okay," Sean says with his douchebag smirk firmly in place. Mark imagines engraving U DICK all over his douchebag face. "Okay." He repeats, seemingly giving up the fight but Mark knows that Sean is basically someone who doesn't give up any fight. Ever.

Eduardo looks pretty much as convinced as Mark is.

Later, Mark realises his doom upon discovering that Sean would be the douchebag who would introduce him before his speech.

He ends the introduction like a fucker who wants to get killed. "He is known to the world as Mark Zuckerberg, founder and CEO of Facebook," Sean's voice echoes around the room. "to his employees as Mark their overlord. To his friends, as Mark, the one who forgot to shower for two weeks. To Eduardo as baby. But to me, ladies and gentlemen, to me he is known as Mark Zuckerberg, the one I shared a bed with many times in the hallowed rooms of That Palo Alto House many years ago."

Mark's life flashes before his eyes.

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op again, and omg i'm dying here. seaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. this is cracking me up.

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omg, poor mark!


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i would like to take this opportunity to shower kisses upon your precious face

yes i would like to do that xoxoxo

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OMG, Sean is going to be killed really, really dead xDDDDD
Loved this! Eduardo and Sean fighting over Mark is ♥ !




lolololol SEAN IS MY TROLL KING. you are the best, and I want more of this!! <3333

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brave man, signing his own death warrant like that. xD

Re: a man who can 2.5/idek? - doodlelover, 2012-02-27 06:02 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: a man who can 2.5/idek? - xiaodengzijd, 2012-02-27 06:25 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: a man who can 2.5/idek? - (Anonymous), 2012-02-29 01:46 am (UTC)(Expand)