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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

mark/eduardo or andrew/jesse, enema.

eduardo or andrew gives mark or jesse an enema.

they both get off on his swollen stomach.

no scat, please. maybe he's previously had an enema? no scat.

(triple checking that i'm anon holy jesus)

Fill 1/2, andrew/jesse, enema

"This is ridiculous," Andrew says, exasperated with their tiff on what day of the week Valentine's Day fell on last year. "Let's just look it up."

“Fine.” Jesse rips through his personal calendar. “See? It was a Monday. I win."

Andrew notices that many of the days are peppered with cryptic little symbols. "What do the little stars mean?"

"That I had a good day and never once wanted to disappear."

"And the spirals?"

"Days that we...you know." Blew each other.

"Wow," Andrew says, leafing backward through the pages. "We do that a lot."

"Yeah. In fact I've been wondering...do you have any interest in...doing other stuff? Like to me?" Fucking me, he means. I shamelessly offer myself up in this way because I want you to fuck me.

Andrew blushes deeply and looks away.

"You don't want to. Of course you don't. Why would you?"

"No. I do, I just...I have a hangup."

"Just one? You can have some of mine." Jesse's joking and shutting down because he can't handle anything other than yes.

"Jess, I..." Andrew doesn't even want to say it. "There's something that freaks me out. Doing that - and believe me, I would dearly love to do that, but it entails...oh God this is awful. Okay. Imagine going into a bank and being surprised there's money in it. Do you know what I'm talking about?"

"No." Jesse thinks about it. "Oh. OH."


Since it makes Andrew uncomfortable, Jesse is now uncomfortable times fifty. So maybe they'd keep blowing each other ad infinitum. Hardly the worst thing ever.

"Listen," Andrew says. "I'm going to whisper something in your ear, and if you don't want to we'll never speak of it again."


This is how Jesse ends up lying on his side in a hotel walk-in shower, nestled in a bed of folded up towels. A hotel, because if it was a disaster and happened in his apartment, the daily reminders and compounded humiliation would necessitate his having to move out.

“You okay?”


Andrew's filling him full of warm water to pinch back and hold as long as he can, and Jesse feels surprisingly okay about it. That morning he drank a liter of water with two tablespoons of kosher salt, which caused the digestive equivalent of a cyclone. He's so squeaky clean inside that this thing Andrew wants is a mere formality. An interesting formality that feels pretty good, actually.

"What color?" Andrew asks.


To avoid actually talking about it, they'd agreed upon a color code - blue was good, red was not, and the colors in between were what you would expect. Under NO circumstances would anything be referred to as code brown.

"Green,” Jesse says. “Like a leaf.” The warmth and pressure of the water is insane, tapping something primal he's completely lost touch with and he stops Andrew before it gets to be too much. "That's enough."

"But you're comfortable?"


Andrew stops the water and slowly takes the nozzle out while Jesse closes his eyes and breathes evenly, getting used to the feeling of being so full. "I'm gonna be quiet for a minute, okay?"

"Mm hmm. Will it bother you if I'm here?" Andrew asks, lying down behind him.

"No, go ahead."

"Good." He settles into the towels and holds Jesse from behind, kissing his shoulder. "Thank you for agreeing to this."

Jesse doesn't answer because he's concentrating on making his breath measured and perfect, like an athlete or a singer. He wants to get so focused he could maybe hang out like this all day but then Andrew touches his belly, just barely brushes it with a warm hand.

Re: Fill 2/2, andrew/jesse, enema

"Oh, Jess," he says. "You're all puffed up."

He glances down, and yeah, he's very swollen and round. It's titillating and weird to see visual proof of what he feels on the inside.

Andrew shifts himself up on an elbow so he can see. "Oh, wow," he says, stroking Jesse's stomach with his palm. "We really filled you up, didn't we? Does it bother you when I do this?"

"No, you can," Jesse says, and he touches it himself. It's taut, and the heat and the weight of it all is more arousing than he ever would have thought. Andrew sandwiches Jesse's hand under his own, and they stroke his stomach together. In a moment Andrew has to re-situate himself because he's so hard.

“Stop me if this is too much,” Andrew says, and gently presses the heel of his hand into Jesse's side with the kind, impartial touch of a physician. "Is this okay?"

"Yes," Jesse breathes.

Andrew rounds his stomach to palpate a different spot. "And here?"


Andrew's erection grinds up against the back of Jesse's thigh. “What about here?”

When his four fingers press the fullest part under Jesse's navel it's almost too much. Jesse stiffens but then exhales. "I'm okay." Andrew is still and silent, afraid to touch him. "Really, I'm okay."

Andrew resumes with gentle touches, then reaches down to rub Jesse's cock. It's almost fully hard as if by association, and the soft, smooth strokes have Jesse moaning into his own bicep. He's lying still but feels incredibly engaged - holding back but aching to let everything go.

Andrew's voice is low and dark. "Could come like this?"

"With practice, I think."

"Is that something you might like to do?"

"Yeah. It's almost too much, though. Today."

"Would you like me to stop?"

"Maybe you should..."

Andrew pulls back and re-adjusts. "Can you roll onto your back? Don't if you can't."

"No, I can." Jesse feels like an awkward mammal twice his size, but he clenches tight and rolls. Andrew thoughtfully rearranges his pillow towel and straddles one of his legs, sitting to rest on his thigh. Jesse feels beached, like he's helpless to do anything but watch, so he rests a hand on his swollen middle and takes in the show. Andrew brushes one hand over the firm ball of Jesse's stomach and gives himself long, hard strokes with the other.

"Are you going to come?" Jesse asks.

"Considering it," Andrew says breathlessly. "Why?"

"Because this was supposed to be a prelude to other stuff."

Andrew slows with the realization and his bright laugh bounces off the tiles.

Jesse uses the intermission to shift back to his side to help his waning endurance, and Andrew resumes his place behind him, rubbing his cock into the back of his thigh. "Jess," he groans. "I wanna press it out of you."

"Are...are you sure?"

"Yeah. Here, let's rearrange.” He pulls back and helps ease Jesse closer to the drain, and then sits up to half hold him in his lap.

Jesse's been clenched tight for so long he's not sure he can do it, but Andrew murmurs encouragement. "It's okay, just let go." He reaches down to rub his stomach but Jesse feels like it's just making him hard again, the tension and heat between his stomach and cock unbearable. "Jess, honey. Relax."

"I'm stuck..." His forehead is damp and he's starting to feel very, very uncomfortable.

"No, baby. You can do this."

Jesse waits and trembles and lets go with a sob..it's like coming, it's like crying, and Andrew's long arms are wrapped around him, one holding him and one gently pressing, pressing down until he's empty.

For all their worry it turns out to be no big deal. It's just water.

Jesse's still for a long time, exhausted and quite literally drained. Andrew draws invisible pictures on his skin with a fingertip, and after a while Jesse asks, “Where is this on the Roy G. Biv scale for you?"

"Violet. All day long."

"Good," he sighs. "Do you really still want to fuck me after all of that?"

"Oh, yes," Andrew says. He bends to push a kiss into Jesse's hair, and inhales, and...stays.

Jesse closes his eyes and knows that his energy will indeed return.

He and Andrew are going to have actual sex.

It should be good, too - he has a sterilized digestive tract, condoms, lube, and Andrew.

He will definitely need a new calendar symbol for this.

Re: Fill 2/2, andrew/jesse, enema

I actually really like this. Very well written, very cute, love the dynamic between the two of them. So much sweetness. Great job.

Re: Fill 2/2, andrew/jesse, enema

Thanks so much! Your comment means a lot to me. <3