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It's Complicated: But sexy!

Mark Zuckerberg
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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
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NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.

Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

Eduardo/Mark, AU

Due to somebody's bad judgement (Sean), HR mandates sexual harassment awareness training for everyone, from the CEO down. Mark is not happy about being separated from his computer for stupid reason especially for a three hour long hippie dippie crap about bad touching *and* when he knows better than trying to hit on anyone who works for him. Still, leadership and all that. So he is totally prepared to zone out and think about stabbing Sean in the balls for a few hours.

Except the instructor, a cheerful Mr. Eduardo Saverin, ruins everything.

Now Mark has to figure out a way to hit on the sexual harassment awareness instructor without HR coming for him with the castrating knife.

And Dustin just laughs and laughs and laughs. And Chris sighs, and sighs some more.

FILL: Faults, Eduardo/Mark, 1/2

baby pornlet-ish first ever kink meme fill . . .

It's Sean's fault.

That should probably be the first time of Mark's memoir. The number of awkward and uncomfortable moments in his life that Sean Parker is directly responsible for is reaching a point where even Dustin cringes when he sweeps through the Facebook offices.

Chris and Mark had a fight about this. Chris is insistent that they act like a real business. Mark is insistent that the reason for their success is that they don't act like a real business. Unfortunately with success came having to hire people, and for the first time they have employees who only see Mark at work and haven't seen him wander through the kitchen in his underwear, eating a can of tuna.

Mark conceded to Chris when Sean shows up and slaps the ass of one of Mark's favorite programmers and she slaps his face.

Mark doesn't actually know where the instructor is from, they're still too small to have a whole HR department, so they have Chris who mostly handles hiring and firing in addition to chief ass-coverer and Alice, who has her degree in Civil Engineering and Dustin defines as "freaky smart" who makes basically all the financial decisions.

So Chris found a guy who's going to give some kind of a seminar on appropriate workplace behavior and Dustin hid his Nerf guns because he's scared they're going to be taken away and Mark is pissed that this is taking time from actual work and Sean is blessedly on the east coast, far, far away from Mark's employees, but probably participating in lawsuit baiting behavior.

The instructor is hot. Distractingly hot. Chris introduced him as Eduardo and Mark shook his hand and tried to remember that he's a mature adult and also that wow, severely inappropriate to hit on the guy who's there to teach you not to hit on your employees.

Mark tried to pay attention. But he's distracted by Eduardo's hands, and his straight white teeth, and his long legs and the way he laughs at the horrible videos about bosses trading vacation for sexual favors. And when he's done being distracted by all of Eduardo's body parts, he shifted to weighing the odds of Chris murdering him for hitting on Eduardo. And when his determination on murder was inconclusive he tried to figure out if his advances would actually be welcome.

They split into small groups and talk about horrible bosses. Mark fervently hoped no one is talking about him - besides Chris, who he is certain is talking about him. Eduardo visited all the groups. When he stopped at Mark's table he rests a hand casually on Mark's shoulder, like they're old friends and like Mark hasn't been imagining him naked for the last 2 hours.

Mark is not good at relationships. He is good at his relationship with Dustin, founded mostly on shared intelligence and a healthy love of Halo. He is good at his relationship with Chris, founded on his inability to lie when Sean gets him in trouble and Chris' need to mother him to death. Mark does not read signs well, he doesn't understand body language or subtlety. He doesn't make the first move, ever.

None of this explains Mark following Eduardo into the bathroom during the mid-morning break and trying to suck his face off.

"I'm not reading this wrong, right," Mark pulled back breathlessly, because truly, if anyone could do this wrong it would be him.

"Jesus, no," Eduardo tucked a finger in the front pocket of Mark's jeans and pressed him back against the bathroom door and the door handle is digging into his back and they're in the bathroom of his workplace and the appropriate workplace behavior instructor is sucking his tongue. Mark's life is defined by irony.

Mark thinks it's probably inappropriate to lock Eduardo in his office during lunch and methodically strip off his clothes and lick every part of his body. So he entertains that fantasy while eating a salad and hoping Chris doesn't notice Eduardo's lips are kiss-bitten red and his shirt is more unbuttoned than it was before.

FILL: Faults, Eduardo/Mark, 2/2

As a reward for surviving Mark sends everyone home when the seminar ends at 3. He though about Chris and his eyebrow of doom and employee morale. In the quiet that followed he signs the contents of his signature folder, shuffled the stacks of paper on his desk and settled in to review 2 sets of legal documents he has meetings about tomorrow.

He's startled by a knock on the corner of his desk. Eduardo is standing in his office, bag slung over his shoulder, hair as gravity-defying as ever.

"Sorry I interrupted," he begins politely, like Mark doesn't have intimate knowledge of the hot hard line of his cock sliding against his thigh, "I left my jacket in the conference room and it's locked now."

Mark led the way back down the hall, Eduardo's hand lightly possessive against his back. He hoisted himself to sit on a table while Eduardo gathers his jacket from the chair at the front of the room and walks softly to stand in front of Mark.

Mark reached to tangle a hand in the material at Eduardo's side and then they're kissing again, sloppy this time. Full of tongue and teeth and Mark pulled Eduardo between his legs and snaked a hand under his neat dress shirt. They both groaned when cool fingers find heated skin and Mark can't help it, once he's touching he can't stop and when Eduardo threads his fingers through Mark's curls he reaches for Eduardo's belt buckle.

Eduardo tightens his fingers when Mark brushes the hard line of his erection and Mark moans loud and long, unprepared for that specific kink, but not surprised either. And then he's sliding a hand in Eduardo's pants and worming his way through his briefs to take Eduardo in hand. As he worked Eduardo's cock he imagines what the pants are hiding, imagines long skinny legs stretched over his navy blue sheets and the spicy taste of Eduardo on his tongue, he thinks about sex in his office chair and on the couch and for one blindingly hot moment he can't help but imagine Eduardo bending him over his desk and pounding into him.

Eduardo's pulling his hair, tugging with fists as Mark wraps a hand more tightly around him and his tongue chases the taste of diet soda and cinnamon gum behind Eduardo's teeth and across the roof of his mouth. And then Mark swiped a thumb over the head and Eduardo goes tense and chokes out something that would probably be his name, if their tongues weren't wrapped together in some kind of dirty, open-mouthed kiss.

Mark wiped his hand on his jeans and his breath hitches when he looks up. Eduardo's body is loose with orgasm, but his eyes are still black with lust. He pressed his mouth against Mark's neck as he bracketed his cock with warm, agile fingers.

Mark had to close his eyes. Because maybe it's been a while, but he's certainly forgotten how good it is to have someone else touch him, have someone else consider and categorize what makes his breath come short and combine all those things until his vision whites at the edges and he slumps against Eduardo's warm and spicy scented body.

"So you found the seminar satisfactory than," Eduardo grinned as he pulled back to straighten and tuck his shirt.

"Not that I don't appreciate the subject," Mark snarked as he re-buttoned his pants and hopped off the edge of the table. "But I'm starting to be in favor of workplace orgasms."

"I won't disagree," Eduardo chuckled, pulling on his jacket and reaching for his bag, "but while I'll admit to doing good work in conference rooms. I also do excellent work on beds."

"I certainly hope so," Mark thought about Chris killing him, about Dustin mocking him, about having enough orgasms he actually didn't care.

Inappropriate or not, as they walked toward the parking lot Mark figured that was something to aim for.

Re: FILL: Faults, Eduardo/Mark, 2/2

This is really good and fun! Nice work!

Re: FILL: Faults, Eduardo/Mark, 2/2

Hot and written very well (aside from a few minor errors). ;)

Re: FILL: Faults, Eduardo/Mark, 2/2

You managed to put a lot into such a small ficlet, the pacing is very nice, and your characterisation holds up nicely. ...Also, it's hot. You might want to watch your grammar though, you are jumping from past to present tense a lot and that can disrupt the reading flow.

Re: FILL: Faults, Eduardo/Mark, 2/2 author!anon

oh for the love of grilled cheesus. this is why I should avoid editing when I'm mostly asleep . . . thank you so much for reading and commenting and forgiving my freakish grammatical errors.

Re: FILL: Faults, Eduardo/Mark, 2/2

Very nice, loved how Mark just couldn't concentrate on the conference ;)