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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




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Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

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have fun!

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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.


Kidfic AU! Eduardo shares custody of his child with Christy, but the kid lives with him. On a weekend their child is spending with Christy he decides to go out and pick someone up and just have amazing no strings attached sex because it’s been a long time. Except Christy has an emergency and drops by with their child the next morning while Eduardo’s one night stand is still in his bed.

TL;DR, Eduardo has a child who catches Mark in Eduardo's bed one morning and assumes Mark is Eduardo’s boyfriend. Mark plays along until Eduardo can explain casual relationships to a little kid. Cue falling in love, Y/Y?

I guess you could also do it with Mark and Erica having a kid and Eduardo being the one night stand. I just love kidfic is that a crime?? D:

Also, please please please no bashing Christy or Erica or whoever you choose to be the mother.

Re: Eduardo/Mark

I really, really want to do this. I may. But I'm horrible with commitments, just as a warning. /gets typing


omg, i loved your subtle groping fill! no pressure though, it's great that you'd even consider it. <3

fill - Caricature of Intimacy 1a/?

I actually finished a part of it! This first part is mostly porn and less filling your prompt, though. :c I'll get to it eventually, I promise!


"Alright, querida, be good and listen to whatever Mom tells you to do." Eduardo says, shrugging on his modest black coat.

"I know," she replies, shuffling closer and holding her hand out.

Eduardo smiles, a wide stretch of his mouth that lights up his entire face, and leans down to bump his fist against his daughters in a series of complicated yet flawless, adept motions. They part hands with a flourish, which used to be accompanied by a loud onomatopoeia, but since has been abandoned in the case of "being too childish". Eduardo is just glad that their secret handshake hasn't been deemed that yet.

"What if she wants me to..." She pauses, looks around her with narrowed eyes, and lowers her voice to a whisper as she finishes, "Go shopping with her?"

Eduardo's head bends back as he laughs. "Then you'll go with her, Katie, and do your best not to scowl too much."

She juts out her lower lip at this, obviously not pleased with that answer. "But--Fine, but I'm making you come with us next time."

Eduardo lays his head gently on the back of her head to bring her in so he can place a soft kiss on her temple. "That sounds fair."

He looks up to see Christy watching them, rubbing her hands on a wash cloth as she leans on the doorframe, smiling. "Do make sure to keep your word, Eddie. I always love your input on my fashion choices."

"Because I obviously make the best ones for myself," he replies, gesturing to his less-than-spotless jeans and plain coat. He's pretty sure there are some grass stains on the edge of his shirt, too, from their impromptu soccer game on the way to the door. Christy just shakes her head at him.

"We both know that you're still a fashion snob; you just can't afford all that Prada in those magazines you keep under your mattress."

Eduardo opens his mouth to protest (because he does not keep fashion magazines under his bed, although there are some in his closet, along with some other genres he'd like to stay hidden), but Christy interrupts with flapping hands, shooing him out.

"Now out, out! Go have fun so we can talk about someone else's pathetic social life."

Eduardo chooses to ignore the fact that his daughter and her mother apparently gossip about his (very ample and satisfying) social life, and thanks Christy yet again for taking Katie on her one night off, which she also ignores.

"You deserve it," she insists, patting his cheek fondly. "You work too hard."

"So do you," he sighs, but leaves with a final parting hug with Katie.

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Before he shuts the door, he hears Katie ask animatedly, "Can we move Tuesday's Chess-Off to today? I learned some new things from Jadyn that I want to try on someone else!"

After he drops off Katie, he goes back home to shower, change, and attempt to get his hair perfect for longer than what's probably acceptable (and bordering on desperate). Despite dressing in comfortable clothes for most of his outings, he does have some nice outfits that he gets to wear at the occasional office party. He chooses a black jacket and pants with a red undershirt.

He then wastes another ten minutes searching for his keys, which he finds under one of Katie's art projects and ends up getting glitter on himself. He barely even thinks about changing, because he'll be in the dark mostly anyway. Thinking about it makes his pulse speed up, because he's been looking forward to it for the better part of a week. It's a bit ridiculous, really, especially since it's been so long since he's been out to a club. He probably doesn't even remember how to behave at one. Should he enjoy it for as long as possible? Get trashed immediately? Opt out and just enjoy the peace and quiet of his room while watching late-night television?

The last option begins to seem so tempting that it shocks him into practically bolting out the door. He's only twenty-five, and therefore too young to be having those kinds of thoughts already. He plans to make it to thirty before he admits to enjoying the soap operas he sometimes watches while folding the laundry.


Eduardo knows how he's hoping this night will end, even if he's not admitting it to himself yet. As soon as he enters the club and gets a few drinks in him, he throws all pretense out the window and just gives in. He's a single father in a club with way too many sexually deviant men and women, and he's not going to even pretend he's not enjoying the view.

He doesn't go on this side of town that much. In fact, he's not even sure he's ever been here before. New York is big, so he's not that surprised. It's nice. There's good music, even if he doesn't recognize it, and it's crowded enough that he doesn't have to feel awkward standing around without any company. If he wanted, he could probably turn his head and look as if he were talking to the person next to him.

More than anything, he enjoys the people. He wasn't sure when he walked in, but now that he's looked around and scoped out the audience, he can see that he's walked into the right kind of bar. He prefers women, always has, but after being with Christy (and they were careful, he made sure of it), he was a little paranoid, and more than ready to try the part of his sexuality that he always ignored for convenience's sake.

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He's openly staring at a someone's ass as they dance, catching his eye over their shoulder and smirking slowly, when he feels someone bump into him.

"Woah," he says, steadying them around their shoulders when they look about to topple over. "Are you okay?" He thinks they might be drunk, so he bends down to get a look at their face, brows knit in natural concern that's only been amplified since having Katie.

"Other than being manhandled, I'm peachy," is the answer he receives.

Eduardo is prepared to leave it at that, because despite almost making them both tumble to the ground, the stranger doesn't slur any of his words. On a closer inspection, however, he notices the telltale sign of dilated pupils and the slight swaying of the man's posture as he leans against the bar. Then he attempts to sit up on one of the stools, promptly giving up as soon as he realizes this is impossible, and instead lays his cheek against the counter, blond curls becoming even messier.

Slowly, Eduardo reaches down his hand as not to be noticed and grabs the handle under the seat that lowers the stool. The man startles, looks at the chair, up at Eduardo, and stares hard, mouth a perfect hard line. He looks as though he's not sure whether or not to accept the help, but then a moment later plops down on the seat and folds his arms on the bar, flagging down the bartender.

Eduardo coughs and searches for the dancer. After thirty seconds of futile searching, he sighs in defeat and turns around, leaning against the bar next to the stranger.

"What do you take?"

"Excuse me?" Eduardo asks, the question muffled by the music. He's not even sure where it came from.

"I asked what kind of drink," the stranger from before asks again, leveling him with a stare that Eduardo had thought impossible to receive from the properly intoxicated until now.

"Oh, um, whatever, really," Eduardo answers, and when the man looks at him as if he's unimpressed, he goes on, "I'm up to experiment; I'll have whatever you're having."

And he really didn't mean to sound like he was flirting, not really, but when the man's mouth quirks in a smile, Eduardo's kind of glad that he did. After he orders for them, his voice steady and strong, he turns back to him.

"Mark," he says, raising a brow in query.

"Eduardo," he answers, holding out a hand before he can even think twice about it, like it's embedded so deep in him that he can't help himself.

Mark shakes his hand curtly, turning back around once it's over. "You don't come here a lot, I'm guessing." Before Eduardo can answer, Mark goes on, "I would know, because Sean has been taking me here every weekend for the past month, and I've never seen you here before."

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"Yeah, I don't," he agrees, looking at the side of Mark's face. It's nothing spectacular, but Eduardo likes the angular shape of his face and the way his frowning only makes his eyes stand out even more. His hands look especially pleasing when they wrap around his glass, condensation gathering and sliding down the sides of his palm. When Eduardo takes it, he lets his hand linger a little longer, makes eye contact, and he feels his heart thump loudly in his chest when Mark holds it obligingly, yet doesn't smile back. Somehow, it's not as off-putting as Eduardo knows it should be.

Eduardo is good at socializing, and he can tell Mark isn't, but that doesn't make it any less fun. Despite not knowing the nuances of polite conversation, or perhaps just ignoring them completely, he can keep it interesting. Some of the things he says borders on being outright rude, but Eduardo decides to let it roll off him instead, and with reward. Mark smiles at him when he laughs at certain things that he would have frowned at normally. Slowly, Mark starts to loosen up with each exchanged topic (and definitely each drink), and Eduardo feels less and less offended.

He learns quickly that insults can be compliments sometimes, so when Mark decides to make a comment on his clothing and hair, Eduardo flirts back shamelessly. This time, his reward is the tinge of Mark's skin turning redder in a flush that reaches all the way down the back of his neck. Eduardo really wants to follow it with his tongue to see how far he can make it stretch.

Instead, he reaches out and strokes his thumb against the back of Mark's neck, right below his small curls that he wants to tug on. Mark shivers, ducks his head, and whispers something under his breath. Eduardo licks his lips and really, really wants to kiss him. So he does, and Mark returns it with fervor that Eduardo had predicted, but hadn't expected so early. He'd pegged Mark as the hesitant geek type, but his confidence now makes Eduardo rethink that assumption, and suddenly Eduardo's head is filled with images of Mark with those steady hands running up and down his body, that mouth quickly following.

He moans into the kiss, and Mark pulls away to nip under his neck before leaning up to whisper in his ear. "I'm sure you know where this night is heading by now. Your place or mine?"

"Mine's probably closer," he answers without thinking, burying his nose in Mark's curls because they are suddenly there and so tempting, and god, he smells so good. He squeezes Mark's hips once before stepping away and grabbing Mark's hand so he can drag him out.


OH MY GOD. this is amazing already! thank you thank you thank you <3

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Ooh, I like this! Getting to see the differences the different circumstances left in Mark and Eduardo's lives will be interesting - an Eduardo who doesn't constantly walk around suited up for example.

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*blink* this fill is promising to be awesome.
I love the little changes here!!!

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Can't wait to read more of this!!

Re: fill - Caricature of Intimacy 1d/?

This is very charming so far.

I have a question though: how old is Katie supposed to be? She can't be more than 6-ish, but she sounds a bit older than that?

Caricature of Intimacy 2a/?

Thank you, everyone! Your comments make me giddy and smile-y. To the anon that asked: Katie is a bit older! In my head she's in the 8-10 range. If it begins to be relevant to the plot, I'll specify. :D

More porn, very little plot. But plot to come!


The cool breeze from outside makes him heady and coherent all at once. Suddenly he's aware that he's going to be taking a stranger to his and Katie's home, and even if she's not there, this might be dangerous in the future. But even if Mark is petulant and rude, he doesn't seem crazy or like a potential stalker.

"You know this is just a one time thing, right?" he asks as he unlocks his doors, pausing by the driver's side.

Mark rolls his eyes, something that Eduardo thinks should be impossible for him now, but is quickly understanding that is probably only possible for Mark. "Duh," he says haughtily. "I only look for potential boyfriends in clubs during quarterlies. Are you sure you should be driving?"

It takes Eduardo a moment to process the abrupt topic change, but once he does, he immediately knows he isn't. He wants to hit himself. "Uh, no, probably not."

Mark calls them a cab, they grope each other in the back seat for the entire trip, Eduardo pointedly swatting Mark's hands away as soon as they stray near his crotch, and Eduardo's mind does that weird thing where it skips entire chapters of the night and suddenly he's on his doorstep, fumbling with his keys. Mark isn't helping by being plastered to his back with his hands on his waist, teasingly dipping his thumbs under his pants and boxers, placing messy kisses on the back of his neck. Eduardo drops his keys a lot, and Mark doesn't back up nearly enough for him to bend over properly, so when he does, his ass ends up being pressed into Mark's very obvious erection. Mark's breathing stutters and he makes a noise Eduardo might have made fun of if he were sober, but he's not, so instead he presses Mark into his door as soon as he gets the damned thing open so he can coerce more of those sounds out of him, and then promptly ceases them by shoving his tongue down Mark's willing throat.

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"God, I want to blow you," Mark moans against his neck when Eduardo finally pulls away, saliva making Mark's touch feel really gross, but Eduardo is somehow even more turned on by it, especially when Mark starts sucking on his clavicle. He hums appreciatively.

"And I really want to fuck you," he says back, his voice so deep that he barely recognizes it.

Mark doesn't answer that right away. He pulls away, narrows his eyes at Eduardo, hands fisting in the front of his shirt, and he asks, "Can I still blow you?" as if it's an accusation.

Eduardo mutters his enthusiastic agreement onto Mark's lips. Everything sorted out, they stumble into the bedroom between shucking off each other's clothing. Eduardo's first, because Mark has some very talented hands, and eventually Eduardo gets Mark down to his underwear. Pleased, he grins as he takes in one of Mark's nipples, sitting on the edge of the mattress and clutching his skinny hips. One of Mark's hands tangles in his hair, just there, not pulling or tugging, a warm and sure weight.

He's just started kissing down his chest when Mark says, "I thought we'd agreed that I'd be doing that?"

Eduardo chuckles, muffling his laughter against Mark's skin, the muscles underneath jumping. "We did. Switch?"

Mark apparently doesn't find him as cute as his other partners have in the past, and shoves at his chest hard enough so that Eduardo is falling and bouncing back on the mattress, Mark climbing up his body moments later. He's vaguely aware that he's giggling like a teenager, and it can't be very becoming in this situation, but he doesn't think Mark minds too much seeing as he can definitely feel a smirk pressing into his abdomen. He raises himself up on his elbows, only to have Mark press him back down into the mattress, his hand warm as it spreads across his bare skin.

"Stay there and don't move," he orders. Eduardo pretends he's not as turned on by that as he actually is. "Don't come."

Even if he hadn't been ordered to stay put, he's sure he would have ended up staring up at the ceiling anyway. Eduardo can do nothing but moan loudly as Mark swallows him down without preamble. His hips thrust up before he can think to stop himself, and he hears Mark choke a little, and suddenly it's way too hot in his bedroom (and, yeah, he feels like a dick for getting off on that, but god damn).

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fill - Caricature of Intimacy 2c/?

He looks down to see Mark glaring balefully up at him and gives a small apology, biting his lower lip. Mark's eyes go dark, and then he's hallowing his cheeks and blowing him like it's the last one he'll ever give. It's practiced and smooth, and Eduardo seriously doubts he's ever been that talented at giving a blowjob. The sounds coming from it are messy and loud, the noises Eduardo makes even more so, but it feels so fucking good that Eduardo doesn't care. He wants to come, wonders if Mark would choke even more around him if he did, but as soon as his muscles start to clench in the first warning signs, Mark grabs the base of his dick with one hand and pulls off.

"I said not to come," he says plainly.

"Kinda hard," he answers.

"I noticed." Mark pumps his hand once, twice, absently as he hums and eyes his bedside table. "Do you have lube in there?" Eduardo nods, and Mark gets up to retrieve it, Eduardo's body suddenly cold without Mark's warmth next to him.

Mark grabs the lube from the top drawer before shuffling across the room for his discarded pants. Eduardo appreciates the view as he digs around in his pockets for a wallet, running his eyes along the strong thighs and the curve of his ass. Mark plucks a condom from his wallet and tosses the rest on the floor, and then comes over to kneel on the bed. Eduardo reaches out for him, but Mark shakes his head.

And then the top of the lube is being popped off, the contents being squeezed onto Mark's fingers, and Eduardo's pretty sure he's going to die from sexual frustration by the time Mark starts reaching behind himself, inhaling suddenly (but then immediately scrunching his face up when he realizes he does it) when his fingers press against his opening. Eduardo wants to get up and replace them with his own fingers, but Mark is watching him, mouth open and eyes dark as he starts to move, and Eduardo can't breathe let alone move.

Mark has set a steady pace for himself, and Eduardo can tell every time he adds another finger, because his lip is bit just a little bit harder, and his eyes shut tight, his head bowing back each time. Eduardo is pretty good at holding back until Mark starts making noises, and then he pretty much ignores the smirk he receives when he gets up, yanks Mark's hand away, and presses him into the mattress. Mark bites him--hard--on the shoulder for it, but it's worth it when he hears Mark swear into his skin breathlessly as soon as he presses two fingers in at once. He starts scissoring, twirling his fingers and enjoying the way Mark clenches around him, his fingers leaving marks in his back.

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