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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
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♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


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♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.

Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.


it was rl eduardo's 30th birthday yesterday.can anyone write a nice birthday fic please.mark treats him to a really special day.

Re: eduardo/mark

...oh my, tonight, I swear I know nothing about RL!Wardo & Mark, I dreamed that Mark wrote an e-mail to Wardo for his 30th birthday, where he "opened" his heart (well, in Mark's way, of course).


Re: eduardo/mark minifill "+1" (a)

I hope there is a good soul out there willing to beta this little thing for me (not a native speaker, sorry!). It's just the first thing I'm writing in English for this fantastic fandom and... well, whatever, sorry for the spam :(

"1 in +" (+1) alias "happy birthday to you, happy birthday to me", it's from one of my favorites singer (IN MAX WE TRUST) and it’s very silly and pop.

Eduardo is happy.

30. Fuck, now he is officially a functional adult.
Birthdays are always moment when people examine and evaluate their life, what I have, what I don't have, what I would have, everyone know the jazz.

It has been hard, bordering the street of hell, but now Eduardo has everything he wants.
He has a fashionable and comfortable house, a fantastic job, trustworthy friends, and at last, finally, an adorable girlfriend.

So, happy birthday.

A stupid movie helped him more than a lot of therapy.
Connected was just inspired by their story, but put everything in a new light.
The movie helped him (them) remembering that they were just stupid kids so wrapped in themselves that they lost prospective for the others.

Being a half decade after the facts helped.

Also near losing his father. Being the one now his pai asked for guidance and help, gave him a strength unthinkable for his younger self.

Mark told him he was sorry and asked for his forgiveness.

Some weeks after Mark trolled SNL, Eduardo was in Tokyo for a conference and found Mark waiting for him at his hotel. It has been a surprise, because, while they were polite in the past, they never searched out each other.

They talked for four hours.

It was simply, it was neat, it was rational, Mark took almost all the blame ("But Eduardo, I wasn't the only one that made mistakes") and it let a bittersweet taste in his mouth.
Eduardo gave his forgiveness, they joked about Autobot and superheroes, and Mark hurried to the airport because he teaches Friday afternoon hacking class in the local elementary school.

It was supposed to be their big reunion, it was supposed to end in kisses and promise of eternal love.

It ended with a friend request and a poke, instead.

Re: eduardo/mark minifill "+1" (b/end)

It was the moment Eduardo finally accepted that they were never meant to be.

"Happy birthday." It's 3 p.m. in shining Singapore and Eduardo is at home, sorting out his library.
"Thanks Mark. It's a nice surprise". Mark don’t like talking via telephone and they aren't the type of friend that send message for anniversary or festivities. Past friend. Acquaintance.
"The Big 30. I cannot resist."
"Oh my, I'm old."
"Yeah, you are." They laugh, it's strange, intimate.
Mark breaks the silence. "Big program for tonight?"
"I made a Facebook event, you should know." He likes to be able to joke about this.
A snort. "Yeah, I know." A sigh. "She seems nice."
Eduardo remembers to have used a photo with her for the event. "She's. Very nice. And funny. But with a strong personality."
"Is she The One?" Blunt.
"Maybe." Their relationship is too much new. "And you? You're all secretive, seems like you haven't dated in the past years." Even if there's an Indian man in all his photos. Mark laughs a lot in those. With dimples. And they hugs. And he's an elementary teacher.
"Because it's so. I haven't dated in two years."
"Are you joking?"
"I’m not a boy, dating to get laid is not for me. And I never enjoyed one-night stand too much."
"Are you a monk, now? Because I must tell you: you are in the wrong religion."
"No, no." A strange sound. "I don't know, maybe, maybe I'm... I'm just waiting."
"For what?"
Mark don't answer.
But Eduardo can heard his breathing. "Mark?"
"Maybe I'm waiting for The One."
"If you don't date you can't met the big love." The Indian guy. Why he is flashing in his mind?
"It's complicate and stupid. Let's drop it."
No, no way. "There is some- ?"
"Wardo, you were The One."
"And I let you slip from my hand."
"Mark. Please, stop."
"You're right. Sorry. I'm... inappropriate."
Eduardo is breathing hard. "Why now?" It’s desperate.
"That day you asked for my forgiveness. I gave it to you and I asked you to stay, to dinner with me, and you left." It still fucking hurts, because that was supposed to be their fairytale happy-ending. "You should be here in my arms, but you left!"
"Wardo, we are strangers! I cannot waltz in your life and you cannot waltz in mine like nothing happened." Eduardo wants to retort, but- "For what? Something that we don't had a decade ago?" From another person it would sound desperate. "Let's be realistic and not two stupid roman-"
"Tell me you love me."
"I love you."
Simple, a fact delivered without missing a beat.
"Tell me you think about me."
Eduardo feels like the world is falling around him.
"I need time. I must talk to her and-"
"Wardo, this is not going to work. Don't be stupid." He sounds angry. And scarred.
This is not more an option. "You will always be my first choice. No matter who or when."
"This is a mistake."
"Probably, but I don't care. Wait for me."
"I'll do."

N.B. Wardo's girlfriend here is Emma (I ♥ you, Emma), and the Indian guy is Aziz.

Re: eduardo/mark minifill "+1" (b/end)

aww that was cute.