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It's Complicated: But sexy!

Mark Zuckerberg
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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




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Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

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have fun!

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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

Eduardo/Mark - female facebook!

Inspired by this: http://neko-vi.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4o1dxe

Mark wakes up to a female version of Facebook wearing that dress. And she’s all suave but pissed and wants her creators to stop being douches and get back together so she can stop having to deal with their utter incompetence while being separate (because obviously the only way they can be perfect is when they're together, just look at what a perfect thing was created when they were). And also have Wardo around to redeem Mark’s lack of fashion sense. Someone has to run this company who’s not completely fashion retarded.

this prompt is complete crack and I have no regrets

Fill: Fashion is Never Finished, 1/1

a/n: i sorta got fixated on the pic & wrote this about the dress itself, without a person in it.

Mark enjoys the occasional office catnap.

He's having a luscious one when taffeta brushes against his hand and almost wakes him up.

The throat-clearing noise does wake him up.

It sounds like a lady.

He opens his eyes to a headless dress form swishing around in blue and white ruffles. It looks somehow...Facebooky. It's so fucked up he's pretty sure it's a dream.

The thing somehow has a voice.

"Eduardo's on his way. I don't care how long it's been and I don't care about the money or the feelings or any of that shit."

"Okay, first of all how did you call him because you have no mouth, and second...you called him?"


"And you're a floating disembodied dress."

"I'm Facebook." It pushes one hip forward like a model.

"Okay, I get it. Sort of."

"Allow me to preface by saying there are going to be some changes around here. And don't give me any of your 'I'm CEO, bitch' shit. If you ignore me I'll just manifest as something else. Like a blueberry shortcake that'll land you in the bathroom crying for your mother."

"Wow. Okay."

"Eduardo should be here any minute. In fact I sense the approaching presence of someone with more savoir faire in his thumb than you have in your entire body."

"He doesn't work here."

"That's half your problem, Mark. There's a lot more to Eduardo than nineteen thousand dollars."

"I know. That hair."

"And the algorithm. And the Phoenix list..."

There's a soft knock at the door, and the dress turns. Mark reaches out to touch the big, fluffy striped bow on the back to test its realness, and it falls into two limp hanks of silk.

"Hey!" the dress scolds.

"Sorry," he says, and tries to re-tie it nicely. He can't, though. It's wrinkled and flat and all wrong.

"Dammit...thanks, Mark."

Eduardo enters the office looking tall, dark, and perfect.

"Wow,” Mark says. “You're really here."

"Yeah. She said it was important."

"She is a talking dress. Don't you think this is a little weird?"

"Yes. It's definitely weird being in the same room as you.”

"Enough!" the dress says with a flounce. "The reason we're all there is that I've got problems."

"I'll say," Mark says. "You don't have a face. Or feet."

"Don't flaunt your ignorance," the dress tuts, and sidles up to Eduardo. "Tell him what's wrong with me."

"Okay," Eduardo says and eyes her up and down. He fixes the crumpled bow in back and makes it look poofy again, but pauses thoughtfully for a moment. "You need a kickpleat back here. A deep one."

"Yes!" the dress says. "What else?"

"May I?" Eduardo says, and carefully unzips the back. The dress holds still and waits for some kind of point to be made. "Mark, this isn't even lined!”

The neck stump nods in triumphant agreement.

"How do you know these things?" Mark howls.

"Haven't you ever gone to a formal and had to re-zip your date later?" The dress shakes with a giggle. "Never mind. Anyway, this should totally be lined. And come over here." Mark begrudgingly does. "There should be a hook and eye closure at the top of the zipper."


"I don't know, there just should be."

"What's a hook and eye closure?"

"Hold out your finger. Okay, hook it." Eduardo makes a little horseshoe shape with his own fingers, and Mark finally understands.

"I would like to remind everyone present that I'm a programmer."

"We know."

"So...do I need to get sewing stuff?"

"We'll see," the dress says. "You two are going out for drinks. Take some time to catch up and remember what you like about each other." She ushers them out the door and adds, "Mark. Look him in the eye when he speaks to you. And Eduardo, under no circumstances are you to get weepy."

They're outside the building when Mark says, "I don't even know what to say about this.”

“I think she's an allegory.”

“I think she's awesome. In a weird way.”

"I'll go along with it if you will.”

“We probably should. She threatened me.”

“Hey,” Eduardo says. “Maybe it'll be like Pinocchio and she'll turn into a real girl."

They walk together in comfortable silence.

"Hey, Wardo?"


"Suppose that happened. Do you think she'd have any interest in dating us?"

Re: Fill: Fashion is Never Finished, 1/1

Oh my gosh, anon, thank you! :DD This fill made me ridiculously happy. Eduardo and fashion asdghadkjs Mark and the dress being snarky asdghbs And that entire last exchange is just perfect. XD