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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


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NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.

Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

[rpf] Andrew/Jesse

For anyone here who isn't having the flip-out on tumblr, there was a Jesse spotting at the play Andrew is staring in tonight (http://pc-saxby.tumblr.com/post/20447615536).

And then someone made the comment about seedy alley-way sex.

Give me that.

Especially with Jesse cooing nice things to Andrew about how good and talented he is on the stage.

fill - 1/2

uh. here it is. i'm sorry for this. the sex is - not what i usually write at all. hmm.

disclaimer: not real, not mine.

Jesse goes to see Andrew's play. He's never really been able to stay away from him - no matter how hard he tries, he's never really been able to let go (his well-worn copy of Red Riding is proof - and who knew a DVD could become "well-worn"?).

He goes and after the show is over, shaking a bit, he manages to get to Andrew's dressing room (because he's Jesse Eisenberg and Woody manages to convince other people this is a fact that matters) with flowers - because, fuck, he's going to bring flowers, as cheesy as it is.

He knocks, eyes shut tight.

"Who is it?"

And - that's Andrew's voice, his real voice, not his stage voice - and it's that that makes Jesse's throat unstick.

"Jesse," he gets out, soft, and he hears all movement stop.

"Are you -" and then the door's being flung open, and there's Andrew, grinning and half-made-up. "Jess."

"Here," Jesse manages, thrusting the flowers at him, and Andrew laughs, loud, shaking his head.

"You're mad," he says, and he sounds fond, not as though he's mocking him - which, okay, Jesse'd forgotten how fucking nice Andrew is.

(He hasn't forgotten his crush (love?) but apparently that's even worse than he thought originally, because - wow.)

"I know," Jesse says, "and, um - you're -"

"Can we get coffee?" Andrew interrupts him, and he's all smiles and he sounds like he really wants to spend his time that way - which, okay.

"Yeah, yeah, sure," Jesse says, words too fast, and he's nodding.

"Just have to meet the fans," he says with a wink, smiling, and it softens into something more real. "I'm really happy you're here, Jess."

And that - the nickname - is what makes Jesse thinks he can have this - can try, at the least, because he hasn't seen Andrew in ages and he can continue to not see him, that's okay, so long as he tries.

"Yeah," Jesse whispers, nodding. "Yeah."


It's a bit later when they finally set out, and Andrew bumps him with his shoulder, smiling, bright.

"So what'd you think of the play?" he asks, tone almost teasing - but there's real worry there.

"You're brilliant," Jesse says, and before he can stop himself, "and you've gotten - wow."

Andrew pauses. "What?" and there's something almost strangled about his tone.

"Um." But Jesse's told himself he's going to do this; and so - "You - I just - your arms. You look. Strong."

Andrew laughs, but it sounds almost breathless. "Yeah?" he asks, and he turns to face Jesse properly, looking - really fucking turned on, to be honest.

"Yeah," Jesse whispers, and then Andrew kisses him.

It's rough from the start, biting and scratching and Jesse can't get enough.

"Fuck, Andrew," he whispers, when Andrew presses him up against a wall, and his head tilts back, his eyes shutting.

Andrew lets out a soft almost-growl against his neck. "Please," he whispers, smirking against Jesse's skin - and - oh.

They're in the middle of an alley and it shouldn't be here, it should be somewhere better, different - but all that Jesse can think is yes, more, please, and Andrew's whispering against his skin -

"Can't believe you came, Jess, wanted to ask but didn't think you would -"

"I'll always come for you," Jesse whispers, because he's trying to get Andrew's jeans off and can barely manage it, and he feels a rumble of a laugh pressed against his shoulder.

"You're so fucking cheesy," Andrew whispers.

Jesse shrugs. "You like me that way."

"It's true," he says, smirking, and gets down on his fucking knees.

Jesse stares down at him, eyes wide, and Andrew's somehow got his cock out and he's wrapping his lips around it, smirking, and he's - all the way down, his nose pressed against Jesse's stomach, holy fuck.

"You -" Jesse gets out, and closes his eyes, "you were so brilliant, Andrew."

Andrew pulls off, and Jesse lets out a whimper, but it's only to quirk an eyebrow. "Are you commenting on my performance in the play?"

"Well, of course, what else would I -" but the rest of his sentence is lost as Andrew returns to what he was doing with vigor and it comes out as more of a strangled gasp.

Andrew hums and Jesse nearly passes out.

fill - 2/2

"So - so fucking good, Andrew," he breathes, and he doesn't know what he's saying anymore, words coming out without his knowledge, "you were so - when you said - and - your arms, holy fuck -"

Andrew pulls off again, lazily jerking Jesse off, and he's smirking. "What about them?"

"Get up here," Jesse growls, and pulls him up, kissing him hard, sliding a hand around Andrew's cock.

"Tell me more," Andrew whispers, and he's half-laughing but it's breathy, now.

"So - your arms, holy fuck - and when you were - that scene -" and his thoughts are half-formed, but he has to say something, something like this because he has no filter and he's not sure what'll come out if he doesn't try to control it.

"Oh?" Andrew whispers and kisses him, and Jesse can taste himself and Andrew, and he collapses against the wall, hips pushing against Andrew's, searching for some kind of friction.

"Yeah," Jesse whispers, and then he's coming, seeing stars, and it's pulsing between them, hot and wet - and he feels Andrew stiffen, too, feels his teeth digging into Jesse's shoulder, sharp.

"Shit," Jesse whispers, sliding down the wall, eyes shut.

"Yeah," Andrew whispers.

Jesse turns to him blindly, searching - and he kisses him, soft. "Hey," he whispers, bumping their noses together.

Andrew laughs, pressing his face into Jesse's shoulder. "I give you an orgasm and all you can say is 'hey'?"

Jesse "hmm"s. "Give me a minute and I'll talk to you properly," he says, laughing.


They don't end up getting coffee, but Jesse does wake up in Andrew's apartment, so it works out.

He rolls over, smiling, and Andrew laughs, kissing him.

It's nice.

Re: fill - 2/2


It's so perfect and it established all the "BOYS ARE BACK" feelings in the world and oh my god. It's so fucking hot and it's so them in this minimalist gorgeous way and I love it.

Favorite part is how Andrew will bat compliments away from the populace, but he's like "tell me more, Jess". Fuck yes, all the YES.

Re: fill - 2/2

I can't compute.
this was exactly what i was looking for
how did you know i wanted angst
I can't