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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
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NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.

Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.


Can I get some kind of college AU where there's a love triangle between Jesse, Andrew and a third person? Preferably a guy, maybe Justin Timberlake or something? Justin Bartha?

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jesse always starts a party intending not to drink. but then he’s got joe and emma and armie and brenda and whoever on his ass, shoving a beer or vodka or gin in a red solo cup into his hand, so he never sticks to that promise for long.

the parties he and his friends have feel like music. there’s a lot of music, which might be the reason, but everything is so smooth and lovely - at least, what he remembers of it. it literally feels like a song. and it always starts with a sober promise. but that promise is complete and total bullshit.

he’s always been a bit of a lightweight, so the alcohol kicks in quick. he’s tucked under emma’s arm for a while, while the group of them sings some dumb top 40 atrocity and he just smiles. he smiles a lot when he’s drunk, which isn’t a bad thing, but he’s a lot more loose, less cautious. and he tends to wander.

he knows why, of course, but he keeps the specificity under the wraps for the most part. it’s not worth the trouble and even if everyone else knows, they also know it’s not worth the trouble of bringing it up. everyone loves to hug him at parties - for some reason or another, he’s very huggable - but he always just ends up downstairs. with the doorman.

it’s strange, but jesse’s a bit strange, so he’s fine with it.

the doorman’s name is aziz and he’s a little bit older than they are, but not by too much. jesse’s a junior and aziz would have already graduated if he went to college. but he didn’t, right out of high school he started playing comedy clubs and he’s actually pretty good. well, jesse’s never seen him live but he’s seen a few youtube clips and the dude is funny. he only has a night shift on thursdays and he works days the rest of the week and jesse’s friends always want to get drunk thursdays (and fridays and saturdays) because no one has class friday so he always visits aziz. at this point it’s habit but jesse loves telling aziz about geography, what he had for lunch, which cast recording he listened to most recently. and the cool thing is, aziz laughs and smiles and just lets jesse chill. of course, jesse is always totally hammered when he’s with aziz but it’s nice to feel calm and he totally makes jesse feel calm to the point where he can just bullshit and it’s no big deal.

he says, “do you even know where darfur is? most people talk and talk and talk about it but half of them don’t even know where it is?”

and aziz says, “it’s in sudan, dude.”

and jesse says, “well at least you’re not completely ill informed.”

it’s nice, the dynamic they have. at least, these are jesse’s drunk thoughts. but they’d probably have a good relationship sober too. in fact, if jesse ever sees aziz at the front desk when he’s sober, he always gives a small wave. more than that and he’d probably die of embarrassment. he takes baby steps with that kind of thing.

he’s getting ready to get more in depth about the darfur genocides with aziz when joe comes bursting out of the elevator.

jesse rolls his eyes because they do this to him every single time. “what? i’m having an intelligent conversation right now, i can’t hear you, la la la.”

joe punches jesse playfully in the arm. joe punches when he’s drunk. “you have to come back upstairs.”

“why ever would i do that? as soon as i leave, you all drag me back? did you ever think i may actually want to be gone?”

joe rolls his eyes and slaps jesse on the back. he also slaps when drunk. “look, if i know you at all, which i totally do - i know you the best - you’re really going to want to come up stairs. like, i know you so well, i know you’re itching to like, get banged right now and you know who’s upstairs and you know he wants to bang you, so...”

and this is the exact second when jesse has decided to cut all ties with aziz because the dude is really awesome and funny and nice but now he knows about jesse’s tendencies to get, quote, banged and jesse has absolutely no desire to deal with that weird look he’ll get tomorrow morning.

joe pulls jesse towards the elevator and jesse gives a small goodbye nod to aziz who is clearly cracking the fuck up. there is a whispered “i hate you” in joe’s general direction and joe just grins. he grins most of all when drunk.


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excuse me i love thisssss

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oh. more please. this is really good.

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oh how could I have ever missed this.. this is amazing, hopefully there will be more?? 💕💕♥