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It's Complicated: But sexy!

Mark Zuckerberg
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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
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NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.

Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

Eduardo/Mark; Mark is a little bit of a creepy stalker

Mark is himself. Eduardo is his next-door neighbor in Palo Alto who has a habit of lounging around his house/backyard nearly in the nude. And Eduardo is... not unattractive, so Mark doesn't mind occasionally getting an accidental, through-the-window eyeful. For certain values of "not minding" that equate to him spending way too much time in his kitchen because he has a pretty good view into Eduardo's place from there.

While not-spying on his nameless next door neighbor, Mark learns a few things about him. He knows he is tan. All over. He knows that one time he took care of a friend's dog for a week and it seemed like he was good with animals. He knows he likes Thai food. He knows he's probably not dumb, because he reads a lot and he has a fancy chess set that he actually uses. Mark also knows that he is completely out of his neighbor's league, so he contents himself with quietly admiring him from afar.

(Run with it! Maybe Dustin finds out that Mark is a pathetic puppy and decides to force him and his neighbor into a meet-cute. Maybe Eduardo waltzes into a shareholders' meeting and it turns out he's an investor/financial adviser/whatever for Facebook and Mark has to act courteous and professional and like he doesn't kind of want to blow him or move in with him and adopt a dog. Maybe Edurado figures out that Mark is spying on him and starts to tease him--less clothing, drinking a beer unnecessarily sexily in front of his open window, doing some yoga. MAYBE ALL THREE?)

Re: Eduardo/Mark; Mark is a little bit of a creepy stalker

This is amazing and I want to write it so, so bad.



I will shower you with naughty kisses or platonic hugs or cake.

Re: OP

I totally just started something down below, I hope you like it OP :) It's my first time writing anything here but your prompt was too awesome to not give it a try.

Re: OP

OMG, TY so, so much. I love what you've got so far. Be prepared for super happy comments awkwardly labeled "OP" on every single update. You are the BEST.

Heartbreaking Bravery 1/?

Mark is taking a sick day. It's not even one o'clock in the afternoon and he doesn't know what to do with himself. Chris had demanded he "fucking go home, man," after he coded for like, thirty hours straight (that's not even that big of a deal, seriously), and Dustin had threatened to smash his laptop into a million pieces in front of everybody (like anybody would ever do such a thing to him, come on).

So by "sick" he means "bored." He tried to take the warnings of his friends to heart and stay away from a computer, but.

He wrote some code for an hour, so what?

It's not like he's incapable of taking the occasional day off. Never mind that this is actually his first. Ever. He hates technicalities.

It's nice outside, and people are always going on about how great Californian sunshine is and shit, so he concludes that he should enjoy it.

From his kitchen. He's not pushing his boundaries.

Contrary to popular belief, Mark can actually cook. He's not incompetent. He spends five minutes deciding on what to eat (pasta with feta wins, surprise!), and it isn't until he looks out his kitchen window that he--


He didn't even know anybody had moved in next door but there's-- there's somebody moving around, walking back and forth in front of a window. It looks as though he's talking on the phone, but he's definitely, completely, absolutely naked. Or close enough to it. He's got on a black pair of boxer briefs, and they're slung so low on his hips Mark can almost-- if he had binoculars.

Jesus, he's a pervert.

Mark forgets that the water is running.

His neighbor is not too unattractive.

He's tall and thin and so, so tan. He doesn't realize he's gripping the edge of the counter until his fingers hurt and he's afraid they're going to cramp up like that and he won't be able to finish the few lines of code he was working on.

He's totally not thinking about how he would love to tug on his wild, messy hair.

A dish that would normally take forty minutes to make ends up taking two hours.

Mark eats standing at his kitchen, watching his neighbor take calls nearly naked all afternoon.

He grabs his phone to text Chris.

Hey. Is it considered stalking if you can just see into somebody's house?

I told you to take a day off, I didn't mean spend it in jail. Did Dustin put you up to this?, Chris replies

Mark doesn't write back.

When his neighbor finally moves to an area of his house that's out of range of Mark's line of sight, he sighs and gives up. He won't do this again. It's too creepy and not-- it's not polite to spy on your neighbors, he knows. He feels a little bit guilty.

But he is so tan.

His phone alerts him to a text message from Dustin.

HEYYYY Chris totes told me you're stalking somebody LOL who is so unfortunate???

Fuck off, Mark replies.

He doesn't code for the rest of the day.

Re: Heartbreaking Bravery 1/?

i already love this! :D

Re: Heartbreaking Bravery 1/?

*giggling like a loon* this is a lovely, hilarious start. xD

Re: Heartbreaking Bravery 1/?

It's nice outside, and people are always going on about how great Californian sunshine is and shit, so he concludes that he should enjoy it.

From his kitchen. He's not pushing his boundaries.

Maaaaaaaark. <3

This is great, author!anon.

Re: Heartbreaking Bravery 1/?


Re: Heartbreaking Bravery 1/?

"and Dustin had threatened to smash his laptop into a million pieces in front of everybody (like anybody would ever do such a thing to him, come on)."

looooooooooool. this is delightful.

Re: Heartbreaking Bravery 1/?

definitely looking forward to more! :)

Re: Heartbreaking Bravery 1/?

This is AMAZING. Will you write any more?

Re: Heartbreaking Bravery 1/?

eeee, I want more of this. :D

Re: Heartbreaking Bravery 1/?

I was just wondering if this was going to be updated any time in the future? =T

because this was honestly such a lovely, funny beginning, anon. \o/