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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[PART NINE] & Some News
Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...




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Hi, right now everyone is working on some changes so hold on new things are coming. In an effort to kick this place back into action, we're doing round 9. In a few days, we'll be setting up a fills post that hopefully will work directly for archiving and an overflow post. Also we'll be doing a friending meme at tsn_km_gather so be looking out for that. I know some of the other mods have plans of their own which will be coming soon.

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have fun!

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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

Mark/Eduardo - Eduardo buys Mark underwear

Inspired by this gif (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5a0k5mLW41qg58vbo1_500.gif) (nsfw, obvs), I just want fic where Mark usually just wears worn out loose boxers, but then Eduardo buys him some tighter boxer briefs. Sexytimes ensue. Perhaps some intitial dry-humping and frottage, but then maybe more. Author's choice, i just want boners in boxer briefs, precum and hotness.

A Brief Encounter (1/2)

Wow, I just laughed at my own title for about five minutes straight. I am so lame, I know. In other news, I hope everyone enjoys this. I had tons of fun writing it, avoiding studying for finals and the like. OP, I'm really sorry this turned out more sweet and cute than it did smutty and hot.


"What's in it?"

"Open it and see."

"I'm coding," Mark says absently. "Can't you just tell me?"

"Mark," Eduardo sighs, grabbing the back of Mark's deskchair and swinging it away from the laptop. "Open it."

He hands over the black and white bag he'd brought in with him, before sitting back on Mark's bed and running a hand through his hair. That action alone would be enough to alert Mark to the fact that something must be bothering Eduardo, who spends an abnormal amount of time styling it each morning (as Mark well knows, having witnessed the mildly horrifying process the one time Eduardo had crashed in his room).

But what really preoccupies him is the red flush spreading out across Eduardo's cheeks.

"Are you feeling okay, Wardo?" he asks, trying to keep his voice steady.

"Of course," Eduardo nods, not meeting his eyes. "Why wouldn't I be?"

"I don't know," he says slowly. "But you haven't come by in a while. And you seem kind of...nervous."

"Nervous? No, I'm just -- I just --" Eduardo flounders for a second before seemingly giving up, simply waving a hand towards the bag, still sitting innocuously in Mark's lap.

Mark reaches inside, feeling unaccountably nervous, before pulling out what must be like, ten pairs of black boxer briefs.

"What the hell?" He looks up to find that Eduardo's blush has deepened about threefold.

"Uh...I know it's kind of strange. That I bought those for you, I mean," Eduardo is still looking down, but Mark can see him worrying his lower lip between his teeth. It does funny things to Mark's breathing. "But um, I -- do you remember, a couple of weeks ago when I slept over -- in here -- with you -- I think it was a Wednesday -- after Dustin made us watch Ice Age for the third time --"

"Yes, Wardo, I remember," Mark cuts in. As if he could forget. "What does that have to do with --" he stares at the pile of underwear spilling out over his knees, "-- this?"

Eduardo's voice is kind of choked and small. "Did you know you talk in your sleep?"

A Brief Encounter (2/2)


This time, Mark feels heat fan out across his own face, and curses his pale skin to hell and back. His heart is slamming up against his ribcage and from the tense line of Eduardo's body, it feels like too much to hope that he hadn't said something too incriminating that night, hadn't --

"You were moaning my name." Eduardo finally looks up, meeting Mark's gaze dead on. "And I tried to wake you up, I swear, but you were kind of rubbing up against me."

Oh God, Mark is going to die, he's just going to die of embarrassment. He'd tried to molest his best friend in his sleep! Never mind that he'd been carrying an inappropriate torch for said best friend since they'd met. And fuck, because he's not humiliated enough already, apparently there's more --

"And you don't wear underwear to bed, Mark, so I could feel everything, how hard you were," Eduardo continues, voice even, still with that steady, sure stare that is making Mark's skin crawl with some white-hot combination of humiliation and want. "And at first, I was going to leave, but then you woke up before you could finish your dream, I guess, and I realized that I was disappointed."

And okay, if Eduardo's lip-biting alone had been enough to fuck up Mark's respiratory activity, then an admission like that actually stops his heart.

Except, God, Eduardo is still talking. "Every time I've come over since then, I don't know...I just keep staring at you. I can't help it. And it's become kind of obvious that you actually don't wear underwear ever. And it's distracting. Really distracting. So that's why I went shopping for you, okay?"

Mark just nods dumbly, his brain absolutely unable to get past the fact that Eduardo had apparently liked being dry humped by him.

Eduardo clears his throat. "Okay. Okay, that's good then. We -- we should agree to never discuss this again. You don't need to be embarrassed about the dream or anything. I understand, you couldn't help it, it was just a normal reaction to sharing a bed. And I -- I'll be okay around you again now I know you're not walking around commando." He nods firmly, as if to convince himself of that, and then gets up to leave.

And Mark, Mark has just received the shock of his life, but thankfully, his body is way ahead of his brain for once. He has jumped out of his chair, the underwear tumbling to the floor, and grabbed a handful of Eduardo's shirt before he can even process his thoughts into coherent words.

So the first thing that comes out of his mouth is this: "Not a normal reaction. I've been dreaming about you for months."

"Oh," breathes Eduardo, his eyes wide and shocked and liquid brown. "You. Okay." His hands come up to frame Mark's jaw, and he ducks his head to pull Mark into an open-mouthed kiss, slow and messy and perfect.

And it's better, when Mark tugs off Eduardo's pants to find him wearing the exact kind of underwear he'd bought for Mark, and when he's reaching inside to wrap his fingers around Eduardo's hard prick, and later, after they've gotten out of a soapy shared shower, and Mark's pulled on one of the briefs so that Eduardo won't have wasted his money, when they're rubbing up against each other, both awake this time, nothing but two flimsy scraps of cottony soft fabric between them, of course it's all so much better than any dream Mark has ever had.

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I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for commenting! ♥

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OP here, and thaaank you for filling this :D I loved it so much! The title had me giggling for way too long. And cuteness is always appreciated!

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Oh my goodness, OP, you are too sweet! I didn't even properly fill your prompt and you're being so sweet and nice to me. ♥

*feels all the guilt*

I have another fill I'm working on (which is quite a bit more lemony) if you're interested? Tis called Closet:


and I promise the next part will involve explicitly described boys in boxer briefs rubbing up against each other, with precum and boners and everything!

Please forgive me for this inadequate fill, anon. :(

Re: A Brief Encounter (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2012-06-12 03:03 pm (UTC)(Expand)

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oh god, i loved this so much. mark going commando, and the bedsharing and accidental dry humping, om nom nom. this was amazing!

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I love *you* so much, anon! And your extremely sweet comment. Hahaha thanks so much for reading and commenting! ♥

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Here, sweet anon, have all of the hearts!


Hehehehe they're so cute, no?

Thanks so much for commenting! :)

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i love this! and i love the title lol.

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Hahaha I thought it was clever when I first thought of it, but now it's just embarrassing. *blushes*

Thanks for commenting, I'm so glad you liked it.


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ahaha this is lovely. (:

Re: A Brief Encounter (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2012-06-15 05:31 am (UTC)(Expand)

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where has this been all my life?? TOO CUTE!