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Part 10 is open and prompts from 1-4 can be re-posted here if they were not filled.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
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♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.

It's finally time for part 10, it's been a few months but even after the article of doom, we're still open.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT re-post prompts from parts five, six, seven, eight, or nine. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU

I really, really want some fic where Mark and Eduardo are around high school-age, neighbors and have families (or just mothers?) that are good friends, which leads to things like barbecues or dinner parties, but they're not really friends?

Maybe Mark thinks Eduardo seems disgustingly friendly and not like someone who'd be friends with him (unlike Dustin who is disgustingly friendly but also really fucking strange and also likes computers), while Eduardo is slightly intimidated by Mark and thinks Mark dislikes him a lot. And then, like, some form of forced or coincidental repeated hanging out and whoa, feelings, what does one do with these, how does one deal with stuff, this wasn't supposed to happen. And horniness? And first time things? And meddling/curious/inquiring families, but also happiness?

Re: Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU

op, do you care if details about mark & eduardo's families (names, hometowns, etc.) are changed? i'm considering giving this a shot but i feel weird using the names of real people who aren't technically public figures.

Re: Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU - (Anonymous), 2012-06-20 10:38 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU [1a/?] - (Anonymous), 2012-09-02 08:04 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU [1b/?] - (Anonymous), 2012-09-02 08:05 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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OP HERE - (Anonymous), 2012-09-03 09:07 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU [1b/?] - (Anonymous), 2012-09-10 08:29 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU [1b/?] - (Anonymous), 2013-04-20 07:15 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU [1b/?] - (Anonymous), 2014-09-03 05:09 pm (UTC)(Expand)

[GEN] Eduardo/Mark; Chris/Dustin; Alice/Christy; any canon pairing

(856): Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation

(860): Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty

(+44): That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.

(319): you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
(1-319): thanks it was an honor just to be nominated

(571): How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.

(865): if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to

(559): Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes

(815): There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.

(518): I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?

(571): I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.

(312): I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
(312): I was drunk
(312): Please answer

(510):It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
(1-510):First world problems?

(515): I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?

(310): I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.

Re: [GEN] Eduardo/Mark; Chris/Dustin; Alice/Christy; any canon pairing

lol i'd looove to see the 319 as chris/dustin

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AU where Eduardo runs a small, relatively new consulting firm with like 2-4 people, Mark is still in college, perhaps his last year or something. Mark needs money to get a project he's working on up and running, so he needs a job. Eduardo needs an assistant-type part time employee that can be anything from a one-man IT department for the company to maybe be someone to discuss the technology aspects of clients' products with.

Mark finds himself wanting Eduardo and he's not exactly shy about it (but not to the point of actually being in danger of affecting Eduardo's carreer), Eduardo freaks out about Mark being just a kid even though he's only a couple of years younger and the whole employee thing, shenanigans ensue. If there's sex, I have a slight preference for bottom!Mark, but anything is fine, really.

Eduardo/Mark, Mark works for Eduardo

Sorry, I forgot the header =(

[repost, round 1] Eduardo/Mark

Eduardo needs to know that Mark wants it, so he makes Mark get off just from fucking himself before he's willing to touch him.



Hope this was kind of what you wanted.

"Mmph, Wardo, fuck…"

Eduardo cuts Mark off with his mouth, swallowing his moans. "You like that, baby?" He says against Mark's mouth.

"Yes, yes, Wardo, shit, oh-"

Eduardo has been teasing Mark got the past half hour, laying on Mark's twin size bed, finally alone as Dustin and Chris had gone out to get dinner. He and Eduardo had simply been making out the entire time and Mark is beginning to get painfully hard.

"Wardo, Wardo, please."

"I don't know, Mark," Eduardo whispers into Mark's ear, licking his neck. "I'm not so sure you want it."

"I do, Wardo, I do, oh, oh-"

"Tell me how much, Mark. Tell me how much you want me to touch you."

"Wardo, oh, shit, fuck, Wardo, baby, please, I want you so bad, touch me, touch me, please."

"Eh, I'm not convinced." Eduardo sits up, straddling Mark's hips. Mark can feel his hard-on against his leg as Eduardo continues to rock against his crotch with his ass, making Mark whimper. "So here's what's gonna happen, baby. You're going to fuck yourself while I watch, and if you do a good enough job to yourself, then maybe I'll let you touch me. Okay?"

Mark opens his eyes wide, nodding. "Okay, Wardo, yeah, shit."

Eduardo leans over once again, whispering into Mark's neck as he kisses it. "Get to it, baby." He abruptly stands up and moves off of Mark, going to sit in his desk chair. Eduardo untucks his shirt, undoes his belt and unzips his dress pants and sticks his hand inside. He lefts out a soft moan. "Mmph, Mark…"

And that's all the encouragement Mark needs. He wiggles out of his pants and throws his shirt off in record time. Standing up to take his underwear, he overbalances and nearly falls on his face. He hears a snicker and looks over to find Eduardo smirking a him. Mark blushes, embarrassed. "Shut up," he mumbles.

"Aw, don't be that way," Eduardo mumurs, still jerking himself off inside his trousers. Mark thinks he sees him squeeze himself just this side of too tight, the way Mark knows Eduardo likes it, and Eduardo lets out gasp and opens his legs wider, seeking more.

Mark ignores him for fear of creaming himself and goes back to undressing. Eventually he gets everything removed and lays back on the bed. He reaches over to find the lube from where Eduardo had previously thrown it amongst the sheets and slicks one finger up, reaching behind himself.

"That's it, baby, yes…" Eduardo says, but Mark can't even look at him right now or he'll lose it. Mark briefly reaches down to cup his dick, hard against his stomach, and then brushes down past his balls to begin circling his hole. He shudders and begins to push his index finger inside of himself. He pushes through until it is all the way in and then crooks it, gasping. "Wardo Wardo Wardo, shit…"

"Yes, babe, keep going." Mark takes his index finger out and applies more lube to both his index and middle finger, pushing them in. He keeps pushing until he can't anymore, scissoring them until he can fit the third in. When he does, he goes in as far as he can, and then he finds it.

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A super fluffy AU of any kind. The end.

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Early March always means kids screaming at their parents and sticky fingers pink with fairy floss. Mark thumbs the inside of his pockets, hunching his shoulders so he won't be noticed. It's difficult sometimes, being famous.

He skirts around a large gaggle of squealing children and harangued adults, taking care to look preoccupied. Narrowly avoiding crashing into a fair-haired boy in a Cars 2 top, he pauses at a nearby bench and slips on his headphones. Muffled silence replaces the clamoring voices and he sighs in relief, craning his neck to see what's drawing such a large crowd.

As if by magic, the crowd parts to reveal someone in a large lemur suit.

'I like to move it, move it!' the lemur calls in an Indian accent. It waggles its stumpy legs in a pitiful attempt at booty shaking. Mark rolls his eyes. Lemurs aren't even from India.

None of the kids staring adoringly at the lemur seem to have any of Mark's misgivings. They squeal and wave their arms like octopuses. Even Mark's noise-cancelling headphones can't block out the rhythmic beat of the speakers and the resulting ear-splitting shrieks which follow.

Usually, when confronted with such a situation, Mark would remove himself from the area, but there are cameramen on the prowl down at the south exit and the dancing lemur is blocking the path to the north. Cursing cameras and children and all things fluffy, Mark slouches further down on the bench and waits for the show to end.

'Goodbye, everybody! Keep shaking those booties!'

With a cheeky wave, the lemur - apparently his name is Julien and he is the King of the Lemurs - begins to march away from the disappointed children. Mark gives an audible sigh of relief, headphones lying forgotten on the bench beside him. Despite the ridiculous dancing, King Julien's voice is almost soothing. Mark wonders what the person beneath the suit is like. Are they Indian? Do they dance better than the character they act as?

The departing lemur looks at Mark - or, well, points its open mouth with the see-through mesh at him - and he blushes, ducking his head as if he's been caught spying on the girls' changing room. Pushing all thoughts of dancing lemurs out of his mind, Mark takes out his phone and makes a note:

KING_JULIEN: Lo (x, w) -> (angle 30 dir SW 13), brushstroke-even? texture.?

Staring, he bins the file and begins to sketch out a new rendering formula. The 4D effects he's going to program into the next Facebook update are going to revolutionize the VFX world. Again.

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Mark/Eduardo Cruel Intentions AU

A Cruel Intentions AU where Eduardo is the smooth Sebastian who can get any boy or girl he wants and his evil stepbrother Sean bets him that he can't get Mark because Mark is just too oblivious and asexual

Re: Mark/Eduardo Cruel Intentions AU

I am 135% here for that. Someone write this!

Re: Mark/Eduardo Cruel Intentions AU - (Anonymous), 2012-06-21 11:26 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo Cruel Intentions AU - (Anonymous), 2012-06-22 03:57 am (UTC)(Expand)

[Crossover] The Social Network/Never Let Me Go

UM ANYTHING WITH THIS CROSSOVER??? I really don't care just, maybe they're both donors at Hailsham or anything pls just crossovers!

Re: [Crossover] The Social Network/Never Let Me Go


[RPF] andrew/emma

TEEN VOGUE: If you’d had senior superlatives, what do you think they would have been?
EMMA STONE: Mine might have been Loudest, or probably Class Clown. Do you agree with that?
ES: So I say Class Clown, and you say Class Clown? That’s what I end up with?
AG: All right, Perfect Everything then.
ES: Oh my god. [Both laugh]
AG: Is that better?
ES: That’s so much better.

TV: What’s his?
ES: [With an English accent] Biggest Brooder.
AG: I don’t know what I would have been. Class Clown/Biggest Introvert? I had an equal measure of both. What would you give me?
ES: I would give you Best Thinker.

HIGH SCHOOL AU. where andrew is the broody introvert and emma is the class clown and they have an adorable, awkward, fumbling romance.
bonus points if they meet on the yearbook committee!

Re: [RPF] andrew/emma

I'm so tempted to fill this lskdfs.


(Depositions Era) Eduardo and Mark swap bodies! They are forced to work together so that no one finds out. Confusion, angst, and ridiculous shenanigans occur!

Re: Eduardo/Mark

+1 Body swap fic! One of my favorite kinds! I can just imagine the awkwardness that would go on when they would try to do mundane ordinary things, like bathing. XD

Eduardo/Mark - desperate, possessive sex

So, it is usually fandom-accepted that Eduardo has been madly in love with Mark forever. So can we have the fall-out from Eduardo getting what he has always wanted? Desperate, possessive, he-is-finally-mine, Eduardo barely holding it together sex?

...possibly a little bit dominant, domineering and bit kinky?
...and brownie points for being sort of '...' at the change in Eduardo's personality, then mind blown and quite possibly incoherent in the end.


err, that last line is meant to be about Mark XD

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This fic regularly rips my heart to pieces:

So, can someone write what happens next? I really want to see Eduardo's reaction.

Re: Eduardo/Mark

Should probably make sure the original author is cool with someone writing sequels to their stuff...

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Re: Eduardo/Mark - radowan, 2012-06-21 11:44 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark - puckishsmile, 2012-07-26 05:37 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark, embarrassing/confusing love notes

Eduardo sort of wants to know who the hell keeps leaving him these painfully bad (.. but kind of sweet?) love poems everywhere for him. He'd also like Chris and Dustin to stop laughing.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, embarrassing/confusing love notes

...I really do want to see this, but given rl!Zuck's apparent knowledge of four other languages and the classics...more likely Eduardo would be wondering what the fuck he's just been left as Mark would be leaving him poems and quotes in ancient greek XD

This is on Wikipedia:
"In college, he was known for reciting lines from epic poems such as The Iliad"
I mean, REALLY. Give us dorky!sweet!Mark, plz?

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Re: FILL 1/? - xbriyeon, 2013-03-14 01:34 am (UTC)(Expand)


i think facebook knows i'm in love with you.

from here. (http://www.letterstocrushes.com/letter/19480)

original prompt: http://tsn-kinkmeme.livejournal.com/390.html?thread=364934#t364934

Eduardo/Mark + Dustin + OT4 family-fic

Kind of going off the Dustin is the child-of-divorce theme - post-depositions, Dustin turns into a kid. But not running around calling Eduardo Mum or anything like that - I want Dustin having most of his memories intact, but kind of...not having the mentality to really sort through them. So, he knows that Eduardo is Eduardo; Mark is Mark and that Eduardo isn't in Facebook any more but ...can't really click everything together. ...and is sad because of it.

Mostly I just want baby!Dustin curling up in Eduardo's lap and saying, "Everything was better when you were here Wardo. Mark was happier". And everyone being caught between "aww" and crying with the feels.

Re: Eduardo/Mark + Dustin + OT4 family-fic

...that'd actually be rather cute. Especially if it wasn't the typical bad!fic that you usually get with adult men being referred to as mummy. But aww! baby!Dustin would be adorable! Think of it! Aww!

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

In which Andrew cannot deal with how precious Jesse is. Protective feelings, showing him off to Carey or Rob or whoever, lots of hugging and nuzzling and cuddling, etc.