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Part 10 is open and prompts from 1-4 can be re-posted here if they were not filled.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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It's finally time for part 10, it's been a few months but even after the article of doom, we're still open.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT re-post prompts from parts five, six, seven, eight, or nine. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU

I really, really want some fic where Mark and Eduardo are around high school-age, neighbors and have families (or just mothers?) that are good friends, which leads to things like barbecues or dinner parties, but they're not really friends?

Maybe Mark thinks Eduardo seems disgustingly friendly and not like someone who'd be friends with him (unlike Dustin who is disgustingly friendly but also really fucking strange and also likes computers), while Eduardo is slightly intimidated by Mark and thinks Mark dislikes him a lot. And then, like, some form of forced or coincidental repeated hanging out and whoa, feelings, what does one do with these, how does one deal with stuff, this wasn't supposed to happen. And horniness? And first time things? And meddling/curious/inquiring families, but also happiness?

Re: Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU

op, do you care if details about mark & eduardo's families (names, hometowns, etc.) are changed? i'm considering giving this a shot but i feel weird using the names of real people who aren't technically public figures.

Re: Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU

I don't mind :)

Fill: Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU [1a/?]

There are literally hundreds of things that Mark would rather be doing than sitting in his next-door neighbours’ back yard at their annual start-of-summer barbeque, listening to the adults discuss how difficult it is to find kosher barbeque meats in this town.

Coding in his room, coding at Dustin’s house, hiding in the aisles at the store where Chris works and throwing things at him while he’s helping customers, helping his little sister with her math homework, discussing the cubist movement in art class, pulling his toenails out with tweezers. These are all things that Mark would rather be doing than watching his dad and Mr. Saverin discuss optimal burger-cooking times.

Mark doesn’t even like burgers.

Every year he gets dragged to this stupid barbeque and every year he spends the whole evening eating chips by himself and praying for it to rain so that he can get back to his computer.

Mark is not as pathetic as he sounds. He just doesn’t like being forced to socialise, and the annual welcome-back-Eduardo party is the ultimate form of forced-socialisation.

Eduardo is Mr. and Mrs. Saverin’s son. Mrs. Saverin and Mark’s mom have known each other since college and are pretty much best friends, if adults even have best friends. Mark actually isn’t sure whether his dad and Mr. Saverin are friends or not. Mark’s dad does play poker with Mr. Saverin and some of his ‘work buddies’ once a month, but other than that they seem to hang out about as often as Mark and Eduardo do, which is to say never if either party can help it.

Eduardo and Mark would be in the same grade but Eduardo goes to the same boarding school that his dad went to when he was their age, and only ever comes home for summer, Thanksgiving, and Christmas vacation. This means that he and Mark don’t see each other at all during the school year, with the exception of the odd weekend when Eduardo comes home to celebrate someone’s birthday or whatever. However it also means that Mark and Eduardo are forced to spend totally unfair amounts of time with each other when Eduardo is at home, because their parents live under some misguided notion that Mark and Eduardo might one day become friends merely by proximity or something.

It’s not that Mark doesn’t like Eduardo. It’s just that they don’t really know each other, and their personalities don’t really mesh, and they really have nothing in common at all. Eduardo is like, almost freakishly friendly and polite to everyone, and Mark just… isn’t.

If Eduardo and Mark were just two kids who went to the same school, whose parents didn’t know each other, then Mark is sure that they would not be friends. Mark really does not understand why their parents don’t understand this.

Eduardo just isn’t the kind of person who sits alone at a barbeque, eating chips. Eduardo is the kind of person who plays tag with Mark’s little sister for an hour without getting annoyed about it, and then asks for extra salad in his burger.

But apparently this year Mark is also not the kind of person who sits alone eating chips, because this year Dustin is here stealing all of the chips before Mark can eat them.

Usually Dustin’s family spend summer vacation in Florida, visiting Dustin’s grandparents. Dustin always comes back sunburnt and with plenty of new stories about the colourful residents of the retirement community where his grandparents live. For some reason that Mark will never understand Dustin absolutely loves it there, but his dad broke his leg a couple of weeks before they were due to leave this summer and Dustin’s mom decided to stay behind and take care of him. They were going to let Dustin fly out to Florida on his own but he chose to stay and spend the summer hanging out with Mark and Chris for once instead.

It hasn’t even been a week yet and Mark is already beginning to wish that Dustin had chosen Florida.

“He seems nice,” Dustin says, swiping yet another handful of chips out of the bag in Mark’s hand.

“That’s kind of the problem,” Mark explains.

They’re watching Eduardo play some kind of card game with Mark’s sister, Abby, at the other end of the yard. Even from this distance they can tell that he’s letting her win.

“What, you don’t like nice people?”


“I’m nice!”


Re: Fill: Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU [1b/?]

Dustin just laughs and steals more of Mark’s chips.

Dustin’s family only moved to Palo Alto two years ago, and thanks to the annual trip to Florida and a string of coincidences this is the first time that he has ever met Eduardo. So far Dustin is being disappointingly cheerful about the whole thing. It’s kind of getting on Mark’s nerves.

“It’s not just me,” Mark insists. “He only talks to me when he’s practically forced to.”

“Well that’s just ridiculous, I mean you’re so welcoming, sitting over here hoarding the chips like some kind of incredibly welcoming chip ogre.”

“I wish you were in Florida.”

“Me too.” Dustin sighs wistfully. “I could be playing bridge with Esther and Gladys right now.”

“Oh, Mark,” Mark’s mom says in a singsong voice, drawing his name out so that it has multiple syllables. He knows that she’s fake smiling at him before he even turns around. “Don’t you think it would be nice if you introduced Dustin to Eduardo?”

“Do I have to?”



“Be nice.” She leans right down and pulls at the sleeve of Mark’s t-shirt, as though she’s trying to smooth out the creases or something. “Remember our deal,” she says quietly.

Oh yeah. The deal. The deal is basically that if Mark is nice to Eduardo all summer then his mom will buy him a new laptop when school starts again. Both Mark and his mom are completely aware that this is ridiculous, but Mark really wants the new laptop, and Mark’s mom really wants Mark to get along with Eduardo.

“Hey Dustin,” Mark says in as flat a tone as he can possibly manage, because he may have agreed to be nice but he never agreed to be happy about it. “Why don’t I introduce you to Eduardo?”

“Well that sounds like a great idea.” Dustin grins at Mark and keeps grinning even when Mark stamps on his foot.

“Good.” Mark’s mom pats him on the shoulder and smiles properly. “Could you also please tell your sister that I would like her help with something inside? Thank you.” Mark’s mom strides back to the house before Mark can say anything else.

“You are literally the worst,” Mark says. Dustin springs up out of his chair and pulls at Mark’s arm until he stands up too.

“Well if I’m literally the worst then I guess Eduardo can’t be that bad after all, can he?”

Mark pushes Dustin in the direction of his sister and Eduardo. “Who even invited you here?”

“Your mom.”

“You know it’s not an insult when it’s true, right?”

“Actually I think that makes it more of an insult.”

“Hey Abby.” Mark pulls lightly on his sister’s ponytail as he and Dustin reach the table where she is playing cards with Eduardo. “Mom wants you inside.”

“In a minute, I’m totally winning.” Abby bats Mark’s hand away and stares at Eduardo, as though she’s trying to psych him out. Eduardo is clearly trying not to laugh.

“She wants you now,” Mark says. Abby sighs like this is the most annoying thing that has ever happened to her.


“We’ll call that game a draw,” Eduardo says, putting his cards down on the table.

“Okay.” Abby smiles at Eduardo, grimaces at Mark, and then finally makes her way into the house.

“Hi, Mark.” Eduardo starts tidying the cards away as soon as Abby is gone.

“Hey.” Mark waves awkwardly and wonders how difficult it would be to fake heatstroke. Dustin snaps him out of his thoughts by jabbing his elbow into Mark’s ribs. “This is Dustin. Dustin, this is Eduardo.”

“Hi, Dustin.” Eduardo actually offers Dustin his hand. Dustin shakes it immediately of course and smiles at Eduardo like Eduardo is his new best friend because Dustin is a complete traitor.

“Pleased to finally meet you. I’ve heard so much about you, I feel like we know each other already. Mind if we join you?”

“Please do.” Eduardo laughs and Dustin sits down in Abby’s chair.

Mark doesn’t mean to glare at Dustin as he sits down, but sometimes he just kind of does it without realising.

“Do you know how to play bridge?” Dustin asks, taking the cards from Eduardo.

“Sure. I play it with my grandmother all the time.”

Dustin’s grin is actually sickening. “Perfect. Hey, is it cool if I call you Wardo?”

Mark sighs. It’s going to be a long summer.

Re: Fill: Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU [1b/?]

oh my god, too adorable for words.

Re: Fill: Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU [1b/?]

woahh how do i already love this so much? please update soon, anon - this is amazing! :D

Re: Fill: Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU [1b/?]

ohhhh I like it :)




I love everything so far and cannot wait for more.

Re: Fill: Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU [1b/?]

ilu authoranon

Re: Fill: Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU [1b/?]

this is adorable, grumpy mark sitting in the corner hoarding his chips with dustin and avoiding toonice!eduardo. xD

Re: Fill: Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU [1b/?]

Aw, no more?

Re: Fill: Mark/Eduardo - neighbor/high school AU [1b/?]

Aww, that was so nice. I really enjoyed reading this fic :)