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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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Part 10 is open and prompts from 1-4 can be re-posted here if they were not filled.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ Please do not repost prompts from earlier rounds
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


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♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.

It's finally time for part 10, it's been a few months but even after the article of doom, we're still open.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT re-post prompts from parts five, six, seven, eight, or nine. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

[GEN] Eduardo/Mark; Chris/Dustin; Alice/Christy; any canon pairing

(856): Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation

(860): Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty

(+44): That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.

(319): you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
(1-319): thanks it was an honor just to be nominated

(571): How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.

(865): if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to

(559): Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes

(815): There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.

(518): I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?

(571): I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.

(312): I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
(312): I was drunk
(312): Please answer

(510):It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
(1-510):First world problems?

(515): I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?

(310): I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.

Re: [GEN] Eduardo/Mark; Chris/Dustin; Alice/Christy; any canon pairing

lol i'd looove to see the 319 as chris/dustin

Re: [GEN] Eduardo/Mark; Chris/Dustin; Alice/Christy; any canon pairing

YES! Oh, Jesus, I can see it.

Chris being all, "Dustin, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you're a whore. Except I know you're a virgin."

And Dustin goes, "Not for long, my friend!"

To which Chris rolls his eyes and is secretly very jealous because Dustin has been eyeing this girl and dammit he wants to be the one Dustin is staring at.

And yeah, someone fill this please?

Re: [GEN] Eduardo/Mark; Chris/Dustin; Alice/Christy; any canon pairing


- OP

Re: [GEN] Eduardo/Mark; Chris/Dustin; Alice/Christy; any canon pairing

LOL HAHAHA I can totally imagine Dustin yelling both the 571s at Eduardo.

And I can definitely see Eduardo saying 510, 559, 312 and 319 to Mark.

And of course Mark would be use 310 at some point.

Awww I really love this prompt. Most of these tfln posts could be strung together so well! Somebody needs to write this. :(

Re: [GEN] Eduardo/Mark; Chris/Dustin; Alice/Christy; any canon pairing

If someone doesn't write 559 there is something wrong with the world.

Fill: (Guess I’m Wishing My Life Away) These Things I’ll Never Say [1/2]

Disclaimer: This work is based on the characters as portrayed in the movie The Social Network, not real people. And, obviously, I’m not making any money from this. Title taken from Avril Lavigne's Things I'll never Say

(Guess I’m Wishing My Life Away) These Things I’ll Never Say

By the time Chris gets to the party (he was finishing an essay because he is responsible unlike other people), it is already too late. The damage has been done.

Mark and Eduardo are nowhere to be seen, and Dustin. Well, Dustin sees Chris first, lounges at him, hugs him like Chris just came back from the dead and lifts him off the floor. Not much, just a couple of inches because Dustin is not built for this, and Chris weighs about the same as he does.

“Dustin, what the fuck? Let. Me. Down,” Chris demands, trying to get out of Dustin’s death grip.

“You’re here!”

“Yes. Let me down.”

Dustin lets him down but hugs him tighter. He pants in Chris’ ears, slurrying his words. “I have been a very bad boy, Christopher!”

Despite the adjective, Chris doubts Dustin feels bad at all. First because he is Dustin and second because when Dustin says this, there is such glee in his voice that Chris almost forgets himself and starts smiling. Except Chris is nowhere near drunk so he doesn’t.

“I have kissed so many women tonight! Are you proud?” Dustin asks, hugging Chris tighter before he lets go.

“Are you sure you haven’t been kissing mannequins, Dustin?”

“What? No, man, I swear!” Then, as if to prove his point, Dustin takes Chris hand and points at three different girls. “Her, her and her.”

Shaking his hand away from Dustin’s, Chris rolls his eyes.


“You don’t believe me! I shall prove it to you, then. You shall see, my friend. The Dustin-ator in action!”

“The Dustin-ator?” Chris parrots but in the moment it takes him to face-palm at Dustin’s antics, Dustin disappears into the crowd.

Chris groans. “Someone is going to break his nose,” he says under his breath before he starts looking for Dustin.

Much to his surprise, Chris finds Dustin five minutes later with his tongue down some redhead’s throat. Something drops like led inside Chris’ stomach but that thought is entirely bypassed by the ghastly nature of whatever the hell Dustin is doing to that girl’s mouth. Because that is not a kiss. That is… A monstrosity. Their mouths are opened far too wide, and really, it doesn’t even look pleasant. It’s more like they are trying to dislocate each other’s jaws or something. Then she says something. Dustin smiles, kisses her again before he proceeds to give her a hickey in the middle of the dance floor, Jesus Christ.

So Chris thinks that’s that. He fetches himself a drink, which he downs in seconds (well, he has to catch up, doesn’t he?). A guy he recognizes from one of his lectures makes eyes at Chris. He finds himself a second drink and then a third when he turns around and the guy is gone.

Sometimes, Chris really hates these parties. He tells himself it is because he almost never picks up here. The truth is, it is because he always ends up playing babysitter for his friends, even though they are all old enough to control themselves. Although, in Mark’s defense, the problem is not so much the alcohol but the asshole in him that gets him in tricky situations that occasionally end with black eyes and Eduardo whispering in Mark’s ear, “You can’t say that, Mark.”

Chris supposes it is not fair to pile Eduardo in with Dustin and Mark, if only because, even if he gets a little too drunk, Eduardo never seems to get off Mark-patrol.

Which leaves Chris to look out for Dustin. Dustin, who has no excuse for needing a chaperon because, unlike Mark, he understands social cues and can only blame the alcohol for propositioning to strangers with significant others. And the alcohol is always Dustin’s fault to begin with.

Fill: (Guess I’m Wishing My Life Away) These Things I’ll Never Say [2/2]

Huffing, Chris takes a swig of yet another drink. If Dustin’s getting drunk and picking up, then so is Chris, dammit. Searching the room, Chris stumbles upon Dustin attempting to smirk and wiggle his eyebrows suggestively (except Dustin is too drunk and sloppy to make anything look suggestive) at a blond girl who is clutching her plastic red cup with one hand and has her other hand curled into a fist.

“Dustin!” Chris says, pulling Dustin by his arm before he gets punched by the guy that has just mysteriously appeared next to the blond.

“You got my number, blondie!” Dustin exclaims, craning his head to look back at the girl with the seriously big, male friend.

“Dustin shut up,” Chris orders. “Now you’re gonna give me that drink.” He takes the cup off Dustin’s hands. “And you’re gonna sit over here while I go find Mark and Eduardo.”

Dustin sits down on the chair without saying a word. Chris is about to sigh in relief but then Dustin starts swaying one way, then the other, and Chris has to catch him mid-fall.

Shaking his head sideways, Dustin waves his hand around. “Don’t even bother.”

“Yes, you’re a lost cause,” Chris agrees.

Dustin smiles, all teeth. “No, not me! Mark and Edu-Edwar- Wardo. They’re probably off—” Dustin burps. “You know. Like, uh, uh, what’s that animal again?”

Chris frowns. “What are you even talking about?”

“Oh, you know! With the ears and, and. Carrots. Carrots. I hate carrots, Chris.”

“A rabbit? Why are you talking about rabbits? How many beers have you had, seriously. I swear to god, if you make me babysit—”

“Yes!” Dustin exclaims, bumping his fist in the air. He misses Chris’ face by half an inch, what the fuck. “Like rabbits!” And then Dustin explodes into hysterical laughter, and they are definitely getting kicked out.

Helping Dustin off the chair and sitting down on the floor with him, Chris turns his head sideways to face Dustin. They are sitting shoulder to shoulder, and Chris can feel Dustin laughing. Dustin’s head is thrown back in such a way that the line of his neck looks impossibly long. His Adam’s apple bobs up and down with each guffaw. And while Chris stares at Dustin’s neck like there is nothing else in the entire room, it clicks for him that Dustin is talking about Mark and Eduardo.

He breaks into a laugh as hysterical as Dustin’s because damn, it was about time. Chris throws his own head back, still laughing. He hits himself in a spectacular fashion that makes the room around him spin.

“Ow,” he complains, rubbing a spot on his scalp.

Dustin is still heaving next to him, but his face is turned to Chris. He smirks like a madman.

“You’re the sluttiest virgin I’ve ever met,” Chris says eventually.

“Thanks, it was an honor just to be nominated,” Dustin replies.

Chris bumps Dustin’s shoulder. “You’re an idiot.”

Clutching his shirt, right above his hear, Dustin makes quite the effort to look offended. “Why!”

“Because you’re wasting your time on these,” Chris answers, waving a hand in the general direction of the crowd. “These people instead of going for someone who genuinely likes you.”

“Oh, really? Like who?” Dustin asks back.

Chris sits up and moves around so he is more in front of Dustin. He puts his hands on Dustin’s knees, staring at Dustin’s eyes. His pupils are blown under the dim light. Chris breathes in, smelling the spilt alcohol all over their clothes and that green apple aftershave that Dustin’s mother buys for him. Chris exhales, a little too close to Dustin.

Then Dustin chuckles and says, “You’re my friend, you don’t count.”

Chris blinks at him a couple of times. He swallows hard against a lump in his throat, pushing off Dustin. Smoothing his hair back with both hands, Chris sighs and slumps back against the wall. He looks at the people grinding against each other on the dance floor, at those standing awkwardly by the side.

He sighs and says, “Yeah, I don’t count.”

Edited at 2012-07-04 12:16 pm (UTC)

Re: Fill: (Guess I’m Wishing My Life Away) These Things I’ll Never Say [2/2]

argh!!!! poor Chris ç_ç

Re: Fill: (Guess I’m Wishing My Life Away) These Things I’ll Never Say [2/2]

Oh poor Chris :'( It's okay sweetie, you'll get over it someday.

Re: Fill: (Guess I’m Wishing My Life Away) These Things I’ll Never Say [2/2]

ohh chris, always the responsible babysitter. who is unrequited this time D:

Re: Fill: (Guess I’m Wishing My Life Away) These Things I’ll Never Say [2/2]

I loved this

The ending kills me, but it really sells it as far as the realism. Also, fics only rarely make me laugh out loud but for some reason this line got me "-tricky situations that occasionally end with black eyes and Eduardo whispering in Mark’s ear, “You can’t say that, Mark.”

Just imagining a distressed Eduardo trying to explain how being a human/society works to Mark