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Part 10 is open and prompts from 1-4 can be re-posted here if they were not filled.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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It's finally time for part 10, it's been a few months but even after the article of doom, we're still open.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.



AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT re-post prompts from parts five, six, seven, eight, or nine. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

Eduardo/Mark, Mark/Other

Typical post-dep scene - Mark and Wardo haven't spoken for years. Chris drifted away and Dustin kind of followed him, and Mark's pretty much alone, everything is pretty much boring and repetitive...

AND THEN BAM, one day Mark gets married to some chick nobody has ever even seen before. She's hot and loves shopping and everyone is convinced that she's a gold digger. Mark doesn't seem to care for some reason even if his wife is partying up a storm with Sean Parker and his lot.

Spiderman Wardo is not okay with this.

(Bonus points if the woman's actually the Black Widow who roped Mark into assisting her for some undercover job. Her "shopping trips" and everything else is just part of her awesome, badass plan.)

Is it a real marriage or just a really believable ruse? idk, idk. You decide.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Mark/Other

LOL, I kind of want this, but on the other hand Wardo should be totally okay with it because it is Aunty Nat, right? (apart from aunty nat stealing his ex-boy/bestfriend)

(Yeah, Superfamily + TSN is totally my canon now, I don't care how weird it is).

not op but.

maybe aunty nat is so awesome at disappearing when eduardo turns up lol. everyone has seen her but him.

Re: not op but.

LOL, she'd probably do that to teach him a lesson in guarding his toys better XD

(oh! could combine this with the possessive!Eduardo prompts the way I'm thinking!)

FILL: Gold digger (1/?)

Anon is slow writer, but really wants to see gold digger fic.

Eduardo blamed his former secretary for his subscription to the clippings service that kept him informed of the comings and goings of his former facebook co-founders. His secretary had a slightly over-active imagination and had seen some romance in what had been the worst episode of Eduardo's life - it probably explained why she was his former secretary. When Wardo had left New Yorn for Singapore he was glad to leave her behind.

The clippings were forwarded from an American service, mostly featuring news of new apps on Facebook, and Eduardo never got around to cancelling it because he reasoned that it allowed him to keep in touch with his investment. This week's pack was larger than previous ones and Eduardo wondered if he had missed an update, but he was surprised when it was not articles from the Washington Post or the Financial Times but rather magazine articles.

Picking one at random, Eduardo was surprised to see that the headlines were in lurid pink and white fonts and appeared more from gossip magazines and tabloids than from anything else.

When he read the article he realised why people had been looking at him differently for the last few days.

"Zuckerberg (Face)Books his Wedding"

"Zuckerberg updates status: Married"

Eduardo dropped the articles on his desk and turned to his laptop. Later he might find it ironic that his first port of call when he read the news was to log in to Facebook, but where else would he get the truth.

As Eduardo logged in he typed in Mark's name in the search box, the familiar press photo that usually appeared had been updated with a new image. The familiar profile picture had been replaced with a photo of Mark and a strange woman that Eduardo didn't recognise.

In that moment Eduardo had never felt further from his former friends; Singapore felt a million miles from Palo Alto. It hurt that after all they had been through that Eduardo hadn't been invited to the wedding, he was sure the terms of his agreement meant that he could have at least sent a tasteful card with the required donation to a charity. Instead he had to find out from the media. He had not even known that Mark was dating.

There were the obligatory staged photographs that Eduardo had seen in the article and a brief message (presumably approved by Chris) about the couple's wedding and Mark looked uncomfortable.

The girl, for she was obviously younger than Mark, appeared to enjoy the attention in a way that Mark never had and her beautiful smile and he could see why Mark had picked her; the question that remained was why had she chosen Mark?

FILL: Gold digger (2/?)

Anon would like to point out this will only fill golddigger, no Avengers/Superfamily fusion

In the next few days Eduardo found his mind drifting from his work and he spent more and more time obsessing over Mark's marriage. Eduardo didn't want to admit that he had set up google alerts for Mark, nor did he want to admit that he had taken to trawling Facebook every hour to look for updates from any of their mutual college or Facebook friends that may have attended the wedding for insight into Mark's wife. He didn't want to admit, to himself or others, that he might be slightly obsessed with her and Mark's relationship.

Eduardo rationalised his feelings because he had been Mark's only friend. After the lawsuit he had returned to Harvard with the only other appropriate adult in Mark's life and left him with only Sean Parker as an advisor; no wonder Mark had not made all good choices. Surely it was Eduardo's right, if not responsibility, to keep an eye on him.

As the stories from the days and weeks after Mark's wedding appeared in Eduardo's inbox his initial feelings of ill-ease grew from concern to full blown worry. He knew that some of the gossip would be hyperbole but there was a worrying trend of images following Mark's new wife as she seemed appeared at club openings, mall sales and anywhere else that here picture could be taken. The worst part was that she was rarely accompanied by Mark on these outings, instead being photographed sipping Cristal with Sean Parker and any number of his dubious friends.

There were rumours that she had a previous relationship with Sean, that he had set her up with Mark as a way to get back in his good graces after the drugs fiasco, and that she was his way of regaining control of Facebook - the conspiracy theories were wild enough that they sounded like something Sean himself would have come up with.

Finally after two weeks of photos and news articles, there was one headline that Eduardo couldn't ignore:

Mark Sucker-Berg!

The writer had drawn the same conclusions that Eduardo had about the new woman in Mark's life. Now it was in the public domain Eduardo didn't feel like a stalker in his concerns.

He was booked on the next plane out to California and he would see for himself who this woman was and what she wanted.

Eduardo knew some good lawyers and he couldn't believe that Chris would have let Mark get married without a pre-nup.

Re: FILL: Gold digger (2/?)

*pat* *pat* go little Wardo, go

(but I'm not sure if I would have send a card to my ex-BFF for my wedding)

Re: FILL: Gold digger (2/?)

I will be following this thread! Go, Wardo - Go save your Mark! <3

I am also lolzing at the theory that it is a set up on Sean's part not to get Mark's money, but to get Mark and Wardo back together (he knows alllll about Eduardo's jealous streak where Mark is concerned!).

FILL: Gold digger (3/?)

Eduardo's concerns only grew as he spent the best part of a day flying to get to California. He had barely slept on the flight as he started to think about the reasons that Mark might have married the brunette.

After arriving at the Airport, Eduardo picked up a hire car and instead of checking into a hotel drove straight to the Facebook offices.

The offices were familiar to Eduardo but thankfully Mark had moved the HQ from the office where Eduardo had confronted his friend and broken his laptop. Eduardo had only been here once or twice for shareholder meetings but nothing as emotionally charged as their last argument; Eduardo thought that convincing Mark to get a divorce might be as confrontational as it had been after the share dilution.

Eduardo had barely entered the building when he was accosted by a member of staff. The casual dress code made it difficult to tell management from other employees but he knew he had been recognised by the concern on the young man's face.

"Er, I don't think Mark is expecting any guests today, Mr. Saverin." He said nervously.

Eduardo wondered what he had done to earn the title Mr. Saverin, a name more associated with his father, and why Mark was just Mark. There had been a time when he was 'Wardo' to the employees of Facebook, but that was when the staff was still only a few instead of the multi-national teams that facebook now employed.

"I'm not here for a meeting," Eduardo replied. "I just need to see Mark. Don't worry, I know the way."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Saverin, but..." The young man swallowed and looked at his feet. "Mark didn't come in today."

Eduardo could barely believe the words he was hearing, or the implication that the now married Mark was spending time away from the office. Eduardo hoped this didn't mean that he was spending time trying to save his marriage - time he had not or would not have spent trying to save his friendship with Eduardo.

"I'll try him at home," Eduardo said as he turned on his heel to leave. He was almost at the door when he saw a familar face.

"Yo, Wardo!" Sean called from behind him.

Eduardo willed himself not to turn around, not wanting to see the evidence that Sean Parker was still welcome to come and go as he pleased in the Facebook offices when he had been challenged as soon as he stepped inside.

"Wardo," Sean called. "What are you doing here?"

There was a part of him that wanted to continue, ignoring the intruder and focussing on Mark, but that hadn't worked out so well last time. Perhaps there was more than one way to find out what was going on.

"I came to offer my congratulations to Mark on his recent nuptuals." Eduardo replied. "I've been informed he's not in the office."

Eduardo felt a hand on his shoulder, Sean had obviously caught up with him, and he felt himself turned to face Sean. Eduardo didn't want to look at him, didn't want to see the man that Mark had chosen to replace him. He was surprised to see Sean in a suit and tie - he didn't think that had happened since he was fired as President.

"I bet that was a surprise," Sean said.

There was none of the callousness that Eduardo would have expected - a man, and he used the term loosely, who had once teased him for wearing ridiculous suits and swanning around as if he owned the company - instead it was worse than that; Sean Parker was being sympathetic.

"Obviously not a surprise to you," Eduardo retorted, "I understand that you know his wife well; almost too well!"

"Not that it's any of your business," Sean replied looking over his shoulder to ensure that they weren't overheard, "but, yes, I do know Tammi well. If you want to discuss this further, I suggest we step into my office."

Eduardo was about to make a joke about that when he looked up and saw a sign on a door across the room - "Sean Parker, Consultant" was stencilled on the door.

"Since when do you have an office here?"

"That's part of the further discussion," Sean replied. "I can explain if we can do it in private like a pair of reasonable, responsible adults..."

"I would," Eduardo replied, "but even with me in the room we'd be one short."

With that he stormed out taking with him only more questions about who this girl was and what had happened whilst he had been away.

Re: FILL: Gold digger (3/?)

"I would," Eduardo replied, "but even with me in the room we'd be one short."

Hee! <3

Re: FILL: Gold digger (3/?)

*thumb up for not-dick Sean*!!!

Re: FILL: Gold digger (4/?)

Eduardo sat in his car outside the house he knew to be Mark's. He hadn't been inside but he had received a change of address notification on Facebook when Mark moved. He didn't want to appear like a stalker, but he wasn't quite ready to knock on the door.

The emotion of his confrontation with Sean and the jet lag from the flight were catching up with him and Eduardo was about to head to his hotel when there was a knock on the passenger window. It was a testament to how tired Eduardo was that he had not noticed someone approach the car.

Looking up Eduardo was surprised to see that Mark was stood waiting expectantly.

Eduardo turned the keys and unlocked the door, he was surprised when Mark climbed in next to him and shut the car door.

"What do you want, Eduardo?" Mark asked, turning to face him. Eduardo remembered this hostility from the depositions - he thought that Mark would have forgiven him by now.

"I hear that congratulations are in order," Eduardo replied sarcastically.

"I would say thank you but I don't think you mean it," Mark replied "And even if you did, I'm not sure that is reason to leave your self-imposed exile to return to Palo Alto."

"I came to make sure that you hadn't lost your mind," Eduardo said, "the Mark I knew at Harvard would never have married so quickly; I wasn't even sure you would ever date again after Erica."

"I dated." Mark replied.

"Yeah, but no one more than once or twice." Eduardo said with a sigh, there was a time that he had hoped that he would be the one to put Mark's heart back together - towards the end of their friendship he wasn't even sure that Mark had a heart.

"Look, whilst I appreciate the nostalgia fest..."

"She's using you, Mark." Eduardo interrupted. "I could see it all the way from Singapore - the way that she is out drinking and partying with Sean every night whilst you work on Facebook; the fact that she doesn't appear to have any discernable talents other than the obvious appeals..."

"I lied." Mark said, cutting off Eduardo's pleas with his usual curtness.

"What?" Eduardo asked, wondering what Mark was going to say. Perhaps he had been wrong and she was not using Mark - perhaps there was more to the story after all.

"I lied." Mark repeated, more slowly this time in the tone that he saved for those he thought beneath him (which was most people), Eduardo had never heard it levelled at him before though. "I don't appreciate the nostalgia fest."

Mark opened the door to Eduardo's hire car and stepped out, he held the door as he leaned in.

"What I do or don't do, and who I do it with, is none of your business anymore, Eduardo." Mark said. "You lost that right when you didn't come out here when I needed you and then froze the accounts."

"Mark..." Eduardo said, not wanting to cover old ground again.

"No," Mark said, "You don't get to try and run my life anymore, Eduardo. You might not understand but Tammi is the best thing to happen in my life in a long time; I don't have to explain myself to you."

"I'll go." Eduardo said tiredly. "But I'm not giving up so easily."

"If you're hanging around then you should call Dustin and Chris. I might not want you here, but I'm sure they've missed you."

With those parting words Mark headed back into the house.

Eduardo was left wondering when Mark had started to care about anyone but himself and Facebook.

FILL: Gold digger (5/?)

Waking late the next morning, Eduardo ordered room service and ate breakfast he considered a plan of action. He really wanted to confront the girl, this Tammi, to see what her intentions were but much as he hated to admit it Mark had been right to question Eduardo's concern.

The heated conversation with Mark had left Eduardo shocked, hurt and a little surprised at the vehemence of feeling that Mark had when talking about his wife. The only time he had seen Mark that passionate about anything he had been defending Facebook. The part that hurt the most though was not that Mark had grown up without him, nor that he had had apparently moved on from their friendship, it was the fact that he had insisted on calling him Eduardo. He hadn't been expecting that.

Eduardo knew that things had changed, that he had grown older and with the benefit of time had started to understand on a business level why Mark had removed him as CFO. He had made a bad business decision and the benefit of hindsight told him that he could have trusted Mark's vision more. Age hadn't dulled the ache of losing Mark as well as his share of Facebook though, if anything it had heightened Eduardo's need for his friend - being here just reminded him how much further away he was.

Eduardo was just finishing the cereal he had ordered when his cellphone rang.

"Eduardo Saverin speaking."

"What did you do to Mark?" Dustin asked, not apparently feeling an introduction was necessary.

"I didn't *do* anything to Mark." Eduardo replied. He took a deep breathe and remembered that Dustin required an element of patience that he didn't always have first thing in the morning.

"He texted last night to say that you were in town, that Chris and I should call and arrange to see you." Dustin said. "He sounded like someone hurt Beast. His puppy." Dustin added the last as an afterthought, Eduardo was not going to admit that he checked Beast's facebook almost as much as Mark's over the last week.

"I didn't do anything to his dog, Dustin." Eduardo said. "We had a difference of opinion - that's not uncommon for Mark and I."

"You should come to dinner," Dustin said, the change of topic made Eduardo smile as he remembered the random things Dustin would say aloud.

"I have some meetings..." Eduardo started to say, Dustin didn't let him finish.

"Bullshit! You came to check out Tammi."

"You've met her?" Eduardo asked. "Aren't you a little concerned by the media coverage? Has Chris met her?"

"Mark didn't tell you?" Dustin asked in confusion. "Wow, that must have been some argument you two had."

"Dustin..." Eduardo warned.

"No, I can't tell you if Mark doesn't want you to know. At least not over the phone. Come to dinner tonight, I'll make Chris cook. I'll text you the address."

Eduardo was about to stop him, to think of a polite way of backing out of dinner, but before he could Dustin had hung up on him.

Eduardo was more confused than ever, but his plan of action started with finding out what it was that Dustin thought Mark should have told him.

Re: FILL: Gold digger (5/?)

"No," Mark said, "You don't get to try and run my life anymore, Eduardo. You might not understand but Tammi is the best thing to happen in my life in a long time; I don't have to explain myself to you."

ATCH! This is going to hurt more than everything, isn't Wardo? ç_ç

(no subject) - xbriyeon, 2012-07-27 11:06 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: Gold digger (6a/?) - (Anonymous), 2012-08-02 09:01 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: Gold digger (6b/?) - (Anonymous), 2012-08-02 09:02 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Gold digger (6b/?) - (Anonymous), 2012-08-03 04:28 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Gold digger (6b/?) - (Anonymous), 2012-11-05 07:41 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: Gold digger (7/?) - (Anonymous), 2012-11-14 04:58 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Gold digger (7/?) - (Anonymous), 2012-11-14 06:06 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Gold digger (7/?) - (Anonymous), 2012-11-14 06:40 pm (UTC)(Expand)




*gross sobbing*